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It's 11pm. You're walking out the doors of Davis Polk onto Lexington. Pop Smoke
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Date: January 10th, 2022 10:57 PM Author: Wine area pulls up in a black on black Huracan. The window slowly rolls down. "You the lawyer?" His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. Hood shit. "Yeah, I'm the lawyer." Your heart flutters. This is it; your chance to break out beyond the briefs and the oral arguments, the depositions in no name cities and wild goose witness chases. "Get in." The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar. As you regain your orientation, you note the grease stain on the leg of your suitpant courtesy of the afternoon's CLE "tapas talk" on cross-border transactional diligence and data storage regulations. "You got a gun?" He asks nonchalantly, not bothering to look over at you as he mashes down on the accelerator. "Yeah, I came ready" you reply. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id#43762911) |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:18 PM Author: burgundy double fault step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id#43763036) |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:19 PM Author: sick travel guidebook CLOSING TIME, OPEN ALL THE DOORS AND LET YOU OUT INTO THE WORLD |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:39 PM Author: 180 Space Jew “ His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. ” such a nice line |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM Author: Milky aggressive fortuitous meteor pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id#43763167) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM Author: excitant navy roommate "The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar."
how he just tosses this shit off with zero effort is beyond me |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:19 PM Author: chartreuse insane hall "mediated" doesn't really fit, but whatever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id#43767508) |
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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:37 AM Author: Spectacular Pale Institution it does, but it should be before pebbles, not after
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM Author: Milky aggressive fortuitous meteor pozpig On the radio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELNUK2W0aVs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id#43763164) |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:58 PM Author: Mind-boggling Indecent Chad Forum Pop smoke is dead Is this one of those everyone is dead but doesn't know they're dead stories? |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:53 AM Author: Wine area This is what brings him back. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id#43764127) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:55 AM Author: Emerald Set Masturbator He's all about Makin' It Rain. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id#43764129) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM Author: Wine area it’s just u & Pop Smoke slowly making ur way from Midtown to Brooklyn & he keeps calling u “Virgil” & is getting stronger (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id#43764141) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM Author: Emerald Set Masturbator Client and attorney came together in the forest of billables only to part again on their way to draining into the ocean, like friends. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2...id#43764304) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:49 PM Author: light party of the first part messiness Pop Smoke asks you, a 5'9 nebbish jew from Bronxville and former James Kent scholar, if "is u a ride or die nigga?"
"I am, Woo."
"Dat's what i thot nigga," Pop mumbled. Your bald spot starts sweating profusely as you wait for further instructions.
"Now, prove it slime. Spray all dem Kirk & Sullivan niggas up!" yelled Woo as he hands you a loaded 9mm with an etched out serial number. Pop rolls down the tinted power window on your side and your eyes lock on a middle-aged of counsel walking out, you could barely make out his yarmulke at night. You struggle to squeeze the trigger but when you finally do, the recoil of the gun damages Pop's sunroof.
"You gon' make up for dat, bitch ass nigga," Woo said matter-of-factly as he unbuckled his trousers, unleashing his 9 in. fuck stick that was already glistening with precum.
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