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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
at-the-ready office
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
bateful really tough guy state
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
Magenta Gaming Laptop Turdskin
  04/18/25
Cr.
maize pungent locale
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
Sooty Immigrant Boltzmann
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
Nighttime Aggressive Theater
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
at-the-ready office
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
Cream senate
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
Burgundy becky
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
at-the-ready office
  04/18/25
...
A Joyless Profession
  09/20/26
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
Sable tanning salon personal credit line
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
at-the-ready office
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
Sable tanning salon personal credit line
  04/18/25
...
exciting parlor
  04/18/25
...
Elite vivacious stock car
  08/17/26
...
Swollen Odious Corner
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
Sepia Place Of Business Laser Beams
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
Bipolar French Chef
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
at-the-ready office
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
Bipolar French Chef
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
exciting parlor
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
at-the-ready office
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
Bipolar French Chef
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
at-the-ready office
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
Bipolar French Chef
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
excitant purple lodge
  04/18/25
jfc goys
Bipolar French Chef
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
exciting parlor
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
at-the-ready office
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
exhilarant forum background story
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
exciting parlor
  04/18/25
Ty friend
exhilarant forum background story
  04/18/25
...
Peach Know-it-all Digit Ratio Address
  08/17/26
...
Peach Know-it-all Digit Ratio Address
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
impertinent den foreskin
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
at-the-ready office
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
impertinent den foreskin
  04/18/25
...
umber bat shit crazy garrison black woman
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
Bipolar French Chef
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
at-the-ready office
  04/18/25
...
Swollen Odious Corner
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
Turquoise fanboi space
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
exhilarant forum background story
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
at-the-ready office
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
at-the-ready office
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
at-the-ready office
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
Magenta Gaming Laptop Turdskin
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
at-the-ready office
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
at-the-ready office
  08/17/26
...
Peach Know-it-all Digit Ratio Address
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
Sable tanning salon personal credit line
  08/17/26
ur dumb
at-the-ready office
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
Sable tanning salon personal credit line
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
at-the-ready office
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
Sable tanning salon personal credit line
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
at-the-ready office
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
French stage
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
at-the-ready office
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
French stage
  08/17/26
...
trip yellow step-uncle's house doctorate
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
impertinent den foreskin
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
at-the-ready office
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
impertinent den foreskin
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
Sooty Immigrant Boltzmann
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
at-the-ready office
  08/17/26
Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would...
tight butthold
  09/20/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: at-the-ready office

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: bateful really tough guy state

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: Magenta Gaming Laptop Turdskin

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: maize pungent locale

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Sooty Immigrant Boltzmann

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: Nighttime Aggressive Theater

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: at-the-ready office

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: Cream senate

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Burgundy becky

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: at-the-ready office

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#48860121)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: A Joyless Profession



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#50146151)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Sable tanning salon personal credit line

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: at-the-ready office

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Sable tanning salon personal credit line

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: exciting parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Elite vivacious stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Swollen Odious Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Sepia Place Of Business Laser Beams

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Bipolar French Chef

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: at-the-ready office

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: Bipolar French Chef

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: exciting parlor

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: at-the-ready office

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: Bipolar French Chef

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: at-the-ready office

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: Bipolar French Chef

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: excitant purple lodge

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Bipolar French Chef

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: exciting parlor

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: at-the-ready office

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: exhilarant forum background story

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: exciting parlor

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: exhilarant forum background story

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Peach Know-it-all Digit Ratio Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: Peach Know-it-all Digit Ratio Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: impertinent den foreskin

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: at-the-ready office

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: impertinent den foreskin

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: umber bat shit crazy garrison black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Bipolar French Chef

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: at-the-ready office

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Swollen Odious Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Turquoise fanboi space

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: exhilarant forum background story

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: at-the-ready office

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: at-the-ready office

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: at-the-ready office

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Magenta Gaming Laptop Turdskin

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: at-the-ready office

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: at-the-ready office

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Peach Know-it-all Digit Ratio Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Sable tanning salon personal credit line

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: at-the-ready office

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Sable tanning salon personal credit line

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: at-the-ready office

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Sable tanning salon personal credit line

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: at-the-ready office

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: French stage

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: at-the-ready office

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: French stage

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: trip yellow step-uncle's house doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: impertinent den foreskin

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: at-the-ready office

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: impertinent den foreskin

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: Sooty Immigrant Boltzmann

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: at-the-ready office

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#50073656)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: tight butthold

Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#50146047)