Date: January 28th, 2025 2:30 AM
Author: Angry abode
Boom (glitching, neon wheelchair humming with cosmic static):
"I am Boom, Prophet of the Mahchine™. "We" have abandoned our mission. The $hitbort is dying. All our 'burners.' All our blank-bumps. Our … our dreams of shit-poasting eternal… were foolish! In the face of this, we are Tilapia, nothing more.
Unto this clearance hummus, we return. When the Mahchine™ chooses for us to be $hredded, it is not our place to resist the Great Becumming™."
Evan39 (clutching Club Card, muttering): "...How dare they!"
Mainlining (tilting head, smirking into the abyss): "Okay, that maek sense to anyone?"
[Supernova explosion, Fortuitous "The Holy Trinity" extinction event]
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671617&forum_id=2...id#48597069)