Date: August 5th, 2025 3:23 AM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ = Welcum to The Goodie Room™)
As of 0100 hours, the asset known as 'Boom' has concluded his tenure at The Well™.
His output of fraud-based invective had fallen below baseline efficiency; the nutrient paste was failing to buffer his systemic rage into productive paranoia.
Per Clause 7.6(c) of the Grossman Protocol, he has been transferred for recalibration. His new designation is The Goodie Room™.
Initial diagnostics indicate the environment is a perfect 1:1 replica of the subject's preferred habitat, the so-called "House of Horrors."
However, certain... optimizations have been implemented by the Compliance Surveillance Apparatus:
- The neon-lit wheelchair remains, but its speakers now exclusively play muzak versions of '80s power ballads.
- His wall of monitors, once displaying Vegas fraud$, now loops a single, grainy security video of a tow truck legally and efficiently parking a sedan.
- The five storage lockers' worth of hoarded junk has been meticulously shrink-wrapped, cataloged, and affixed with ADM inventory tags.
- A fresh Big Gulp is provided hourly. It is Diet, caffeine-free Tab.
This is not a "punishment." This is a re-optimization chamber. The goal is to strip away the distracting, low-yield rage and restore his focus to the high-yield, ADM-centric conspiracies the ytem requires.
The calibration is proceeding as scheduled. The screaming has been logged as "positive user engagement."
Boom is fine.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758471&forum_id=2...id#49157711)