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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
multi-colored chocolate cuck
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
Confused set
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
turquoise dopamine
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
Bat-shit-crazy Irradiated Cumskin Pit
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
erotic meetinghouse
  08/30/25
...
stimulating ruby lay foreskin
  09/05/25
, he lisped
Mischievous immigrant
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
Tan Station Haunted Graveyard
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
multi-colored chocolate cuck
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
Tan Station Haunted Graveyard
  08/31/25
...
exciting azure church building
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
turquoise dopamine
  08/31/25
delusional take
exciting azure church building
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
turquoise dopamine
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
Magenta thriller senate tank
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
turquoise dopamine
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
Violent soul-stirring point gaping
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
turquoise dopamine
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
multi-colored chocolate cuck
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
turquoise dopamine
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
multi-colored chocolate cuck
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
Violent soul-stirring point gaping
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
turquoise dopamine
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
turquoise dopamine
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
turquoise dopamine
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
Violent soul-stirring point gaping
  09/05/25
...
turquoise dopamine
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
titillating heaven
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
Violent soul-stirring point gaping
  09/05/25
...
turquoise dopamine
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
turquoise dopamine
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
Violent soul-stirring point gaping
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
multi-colored chocolate cuck
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
aquamarine psychic dragon
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
turquoise dopamine
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
aquamarine psychic dragon
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
turquoise dopamine
  09/05/25
Kenny
Violent soul-stirring point gaping
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
multi-colored chocolate cuck
  09/06/25
...
Orange contagious menage scourge upon the earth
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
turquoise dopamine
  09/06/25
...
Orange contagious menage scourge upon the earth
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
multi-colored chocolate cuck
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
turquoise dopamine
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
Out-of-control chrome range
  09/07/25
Explain
multi-colored chocolate cuck
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
180 cerise persian mediation
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
multi-colored chocolate cuck
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
turquoise dopamine
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
multi-colored chocolate cuck
  09/07/25
...
Magenta thriller senate tank
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
turquoise dopamine
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
turquoise dopamine
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
turquoise dopamine
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
turquoise dopamine
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
turquoise dopamine
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
turquoise dopamine
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
turquoise dopamine
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
Violent soul-stirring point gaping
  01/18/26
...
turquoise dopamine
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
cream travel guidebook
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
turquoise dopamine
  01/18/26
wow i called this one re tien
turquoise dopamine
  01/28/26
AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. gue...
turquoise dopamine
  01/25/26
AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made ...
turquoise dopamine
  01/28/26
we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by gett...
turquoise dopamine
  01/30/26
Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass? Sinner lo...
multi-colored chocolate cuck
  01/30/26
tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz,...
turquoise dopamine
  01/31/26
Sinner lost bitch Cram it up your ass
multi-colored chocolate cuck
  02/01/26
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominan...
turquoise dopamine
  03/16/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o drop...
turquoise dopamine
  03/30/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, a...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  05/03/26
At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possib...
Richard Ames
  05/03/26
tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  05/03/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: multi-colored chocolate cuck

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Confused set

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: turquoise dopamine

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Irradiated Cumskin Pit

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: erotic meetinghouse

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: stimulating ruby lay foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Mischievous immigrant

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Tan Station Haunted Graveyard

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: multi-colored chocolate cuck

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Tan Station Haunted Graveyard

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: exciting azure church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: turquoise dopamine

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: exciting azure church building

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: turquoise dopamine

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Magenta thriller senate tank

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: turquoise dopamine

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Violent soul-stirring point gaping

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: turquoise dopamine

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: multi-colored chocolate cuck

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: turquoise dopamine

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: multi-colored chocolate cuck

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Violent soul-stirring point gaping

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: turquoise dopamine

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: turquoise dopamine

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: turquoise dopamine

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Violent soul-stirring point gaping

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: turquoise dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: titillating heaven

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Violent soul-stirring point gaping

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: turquoise dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: turquoise dopamine

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Violent soul-stirring point gaping

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: multi-colored chocolate cuck

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: aquamarine psychic dragon

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: turquoise dopamine

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: aquamarine psychic dragon

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: turquoise dopamine

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Violent soul-stirring point gaping

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: multi-colored chocolate cuck

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Orange contagious menage scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: turquoise dopamine

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Orange contagious menage scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: multi-colored chocolate cuck

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: turquoise dopamine

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Out-of-control chrome range

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: multi-colored chocolate cuck

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: 180 cerise persian mediation

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: multi-colored chocolate cuck

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: turquoise dopamine

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: multi-colored chocolate cuck

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Magenta thriller senate tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: turquoise dopamine

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: turquoise dopamine

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: turquoise dopamine

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: turquoise dopamine

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: turquoise dopamine

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: turquoise dopamine

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: turquoise dopamine

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: Violent soul-stirring point gaping

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: turquoise dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: cream travel guidebook

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: turquoise dopamine

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49599047)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: turquoise dopamine

wow i called this one re tien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49626059)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: turquoise dopamine

AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49616728)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: turquoise dopamine

AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49626057)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: turquoise dopamine

we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by getting a 24 time slam champ instead. that's some parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49632584)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: multi-colored chocolate cuck

Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass?

Sinner lost

You were PWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49634102)



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Date: January 31st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: turquoise dopamine

tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz, doobs)

that's some serious parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49636738)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 3:21 AM
Author: multi-colored chocolate cuck

Sinner lost bitch

Cram it up your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49637675)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: turquoise dopamine

๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominance continues: they have won the last ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ– ๐ญ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ง๐š๐ฆ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ in which both were in the draw

๐‘‡โ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘™๐‘Ž๐‘ ๐‘ก ๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘’ ๐‘ค๐‘–๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘ก ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘š ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘  ๐‘€๐‘Ž๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘‘ 2024, ๐‘ค๐‘œ๐‘› ๐‘๐‘ฆ ๐ด๐‘›๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘ฆ ๐‘…๐‘ข๐‘๐‘™๐‘’๐‘ฃ

https://x.com/TennisMyLife68/status/2033340792664670454

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49748059)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 7:16 AM
Author: turquoise dopamine

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o dropping the set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49780103)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, and being 30-2 on the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49861962)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: Richard Ames

At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possible that Alcafraud might actually have a historic year given the Australian Open win. But he just isn't consistent enough. Granted, his style is fun to watch. Especially compared to Janik Doper and his carrot juice.

Meanwhile, the Americans are pretty much all a disgrace. Trying to be influencers instead of doing the actual work to be the Top Guy.

The OP was wrong to say there is parity in the top 30, unless you mean the men ranked 4 - 30 (maybe 3 - 30, now that Djokovic is legitimately just old.) But there's no reason why one of these other guys can't win ONE major over Lance and Doobs. I get the sense that frauds like Taylor Fritz are just happy to be there and to collect checks from random vodka company sponsors than to do what it takes to be truly great. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49861979)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far more talented and excited than tyrolean doobs. injuries are bad for one's legacy. you cant just miss slams in your prime and expect to be the GOAT. fed and djoker were amazingly consistent and injury free, and lance's doping-induced injuries hurt his legacy.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49862392)