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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:25 PM Author: geriatric lay gunner Whereas shitlaw attorneys are "ham-and-eggers."
Example:
We were waiting around in federal court today (rare that we have occasion to appear there - shitlaw boss calls it the "shark tank") and were passed in the hallway by a large group of well-known litigators from the biggest firm in town.
Shortly after they pass, boss turns to me, "You see them glory boys struttin' around in their fancy Eye-talian suits? Ha! None of that for ham-and-eggers like you and me, no sir! Heh, probably costs more to get one a them things dry cleaned than we pull down in a month, heh heh."
A few seconds later: "Hey, ain't no shame in showing up to court in a Men's Wearhouse suit. They put out a good product, they really do. And they know how to treat ya right."
After a longer pause: "Lemme tell ya kid, in another life..." His voice trailed off as he stared wistfully into the distance. |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:10 PM Author: sickened base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#25825927) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:43 AM Author: geriatric lay gunner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#25827895) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:45 AM Author: tan razzmatazz son of senegal Please continue on with the story... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#25827898) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 7:07 AM Author: Sepia Beady-eyed Pit Nibblets I enjoyed this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#25827908) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:11 AM Author: Mischievous stock car Go on... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#25828224) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:21 AM Author: rebellious chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#25828247) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:24 AM Author: appetizing house-broken office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#25828258) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:55 AM Author: Deranged ladyboy skinny woman (guy who just read his 9th john grisham novel) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#25828376) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:03 AM Author: sable associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#25828401) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 12:08 PM Author: Galvanic pink theater stage lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#25828686) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2014 8:20 PM Author: geriatric lay gunner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#25983644) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2014 11:16 PM Author: Galvanic pink theater stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#26775570) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:23 PM Author: Galvanic pink theater stage bump for the ham and eggers on this board (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#26777553) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM Author: cruel-hearted judgmental hell ham and eggers should die (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#26988131) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:05 PM Author: Galvanic pink theater stage They're salt of the earth fellas. The backbone of the profession. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#26988140) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:11 PM Author: cruel-hearted judgmental hell no, they're not. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#26988174) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:01 PM Author: Onyx brunch main people Twist: Shitlaw boss makes 20x what those faggot glory hole boys make (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#26988110) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:02 PM Author: Duck-like azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#26988121) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:07 PM Author: electric locus 7th year associate confidently strides past shitlaw boss, confidently checks blackberry to find email informing him of NOBREAKFAST PACK UR BAGS AND GET OUT, confidently replies THank, confidently considers shitigation exit options, confidently strides to top of courthouse and confidently hops off like mary poppins (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#26988148) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:09 PM Author: Onyx brunch main people Shitlaw boss cashes $22,676 check he finds crumpled up in his car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#26988167) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM Author: Transparent confused school cafeteria great thread but for some reason i always read "glory boys" as "glory holes" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#26988132) |
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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:26 PM Author: vivacious incel I imagine the shitlaw boss like Gene Hackman and the courthouse hallway like the high school in Hoosiers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#28616859) |
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