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Jezebel: We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk

https://www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some-etsy-witches-to-curse-c...
Thriller walnut senate
  09/10/25
"Editor’s Note: This story was published on Septe...
flesh plaza
  09/10/25
In Witches We Trust So, did my Etsy curses work? Time wil...
Thriller walnut senate
  09/10/25
witches*
Tripping Becky
  09/10/25
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flesh plaza
  09/10/25
lmao
purple appetizing bawdyhouse
  09/10/25
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deranged point
  09/10/25
Etsy Witches to get tons of business now
Pale stirring community account temple
  09/10/25
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purple appetizing bawdyhouse
  09/10/25
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,.,....,...,,,..,..,.,..,.,.,.,.
  09/11/25
wow
Topaz Thirsty Range Preventive Strike
  09/10/25
awful timing, but to her credit: “I want to make it c...
self-absorbed iridescent heaven
  09/10/25
the collective feminist power of the Etsy coven
Aromatic nowag puppy
  09/10/25
Tp
Cerise Base
  09/10/25
The monkey paw doesn't work like that. Someone should sue th...
flesh plaza
  09/10/25
just a cohencidence goy!
lavender location
  09/10/25
Cohencidence indeed
Motley Mustard Hissy Fit Theater
  09/10/25
Lolololol
Cerise Base
  09/10/25
...
deranged point
  09/10/25
We intended to cause him harm with curses but not by this cu...
Dun Bespoke National Yarmulke
  09/10/25
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The Midwit Pundit's Assassination
  09/11/25


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Date: September 10th, 2025 4:08 PM
Author: Thriller walnut senate

https://www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some-etsy-witches-to-curse-charlie-kirk

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Date: September 10th, 2025 4:09 PM
Author: flesh plaza

"Editor’s Note: This story was published on September 8. Jezebel condemns the shooting of Charlie Kirk in the strongest possible terms. We do not endorse, encourage, or excuse political violence of any kind."

Spineless bitches

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Date: September 10th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: Thriller walnut senate

In Witches We Trust

So, did my Etsy curses work? Time will tell. The forces move in mysterious ways, and as the Priestess reminded me, “Spellwork is a collaboration between the caster, the client, and the universe itself.” For now, we can only trust in the timing of the great unknown.

A special thank you to the witches of the modern age, who work tirelessly to hex Republicans and topple conservative regimes (and the occasional ex-boyfriend). Your work is appreciated.

And to you, Mr. Kirk: May the rash come swiftly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771796&forum_id=2...id#49251259)



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Date: September 10th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: Tripping Becky

witches*

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Date: September 10th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: flesh plaza



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Date: September 10th, 2025 4:11 PM
Author: purple appetizing bawdyhouse

lmao

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Date: September 10th, 2025 4:14 PM
Author: deranged point



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Date: September 10th, 2025 4:11 PM
Author: Pale stirring community account temple

Etsy Witches to get tons of business now

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Date: September 10th, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: purple appetizing bawdyhouse



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Date: September 11th, 2025 4:04 AM
Author: ,.,....,...,,,..,..,.,..,.,.,.,.




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Date: September 10th, 2025 4:11 PM
Author: Topaz Thirsty Range Preventive Strike

wow

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Date: September 10th, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: self-absorbed iridescent heaven

awful timing, but to her credit:

“I want to make it clear, I’m not calling on dark forces to cause him harm. I just want him to wake up every morning with an inexplicable zit. I want his podcast microphone to malfunction every time he hits record. I want his blue blazers to suddenly all be one size too small. I want one of his socks to always be sliding down his foot. I want his thumb to grow too big to tweet. To ruin his day with the collective feminist power of the Etsy coven would be my life’s greatest joy.”

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Date: September 10th, 2025 4:14 PM
Author: Aromatic nowag puppy

the collective feminist power of the Etsy coven

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Date: September 10th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Cerise Base

Tp

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Date: September 10th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: flesh plaza

The monkey paw doesn't work like that. Someone should sue this cunt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771796&forum_id=2...id#49251387)



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Date: September 10th, 2025 4:14 PM
Author: lavender location

just a cohencidence goy!

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Date: September 10th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: Motley Mustard Hissy Fit Theater

Cohencidence indeed

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Date: September 10th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Cerise Base

Lolololol

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Date: September 10th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: deranged point



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Date: September 10th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: Dun Bespoke National Yarmulke

We intended to cause him harm with curses but not by this curse! Not like this!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771796&forum_id=2...id#49251407)



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Date: September 11th, 2025 7:02 AM
Author: The Midwit Pundit's Assassination (No Future)



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