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HOW much younger
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11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the...
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Im 28 bro. When I left home she was in the 2nd grade
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Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?
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?
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He speaks for all of us
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Twist: She already sent him the lick message.
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180
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180
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180^180
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"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh
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How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.
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describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face
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i have no recollection of posting in this thread
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OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?
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?
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it's a serious issue bro
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(xo 2014)
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or 2013 or 2012 ... or 2004
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a damning indictment.
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180
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if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have jus...
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cr. swiping overrides biology
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Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sist...
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Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not ...
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1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)
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honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kin...
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And 10/10 xo women
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Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking abo...
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Titcr Occam's razor bro
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It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery
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message back "well, at least one of us is hard."
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UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorro...
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lol
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180
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tyft
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180 billion
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very well executed, flame or not
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180 this is great
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The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?&...
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yeah, this flame fucking sucks. diaf OP
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(no fun guy)
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(Guy who needs to STFU)
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Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014
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UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a te...
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oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?
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brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up...
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u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and...
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I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.
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titcr
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why is she nervous?
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EDM sluts too YNY..
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this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincide...
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get your phone charged, idiot you don't want a dead phone t...
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Looks like a double date to me.
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The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute?...
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Easy neg, just say she's your sister.
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Post a pic of sis
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I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.
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"MUCH more likely" tyft
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well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea ...
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nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on...
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box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not...
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underrated suggestion
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This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.
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There is some next level shit happening here. In this thr...
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ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too...
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1800000000
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I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.
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life is hard as shit they should fuck
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I really like this as just a general motto.
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You need to fuck her right in the pussy.
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Loling hard
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Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my b...
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homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread
Talented Ebony Native
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can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding...
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...
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there's prime real estate for sale further up.
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UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim ...
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backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz
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fuckk me
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you have to fuck her now, it's done
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i know u IRL
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god's work, friend OP- dem titties
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unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her
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*unzips pants* RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!
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WTF NOOOOOO
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Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall
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...
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multiple lols from reading this thread
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discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make ...
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i could see it
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SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
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BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s
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*ZOZO
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OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.
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The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive
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gunna need to see that pic again
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WTF?
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UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover an...
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listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and ...
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...
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120
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post the pic again
Stirring station
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...
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Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happin...
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...
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Do it for yourself, do it for each other.
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Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occu...
Mustard School Cafeteria Multi-billionaire
  10/10/14
TY, brother. That was deep.
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Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread
Mustard School Cafeteria Multi-billionaire
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...
ocher church
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180 thread have a great weekend bro
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UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, ...
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your mom knows and she is very proud
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This bro. Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl ...
Exciting sanctuary
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...
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so rong, so rite
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give in to nature, brother.
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take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home....
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work out first, then skip the shower.
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...
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Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unloc...
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...
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What's for dinner?
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Jack off in the shampoo bottle
Mustard School Cafeteria Multi-billionaire
  10/10/14
Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it...
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180
Arrogant mother home
  10/10/14
Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making he...
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This can be their Columbus Day thing.
Twisted Splenetic Mad Cow Disease
  10/10/14
she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she...
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she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him...
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...
Twisted Splenetic Mad Cow Disease
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why would u go to jail bro
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even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.
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She can't handle how much she wants the dick. No, though,...
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wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove ...
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This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thre...
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...
Twisted Splenetic Mad Cow Disease
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it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/maj...
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  10/11/14
UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not hom...
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*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning...
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Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.
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And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childho...
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omg
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HAHAHAHAHA
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...
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...
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this isn't box but otherwise cr
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...
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honored but this isn't my work
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Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothi...
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Creampie pics
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Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position
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...
Hyperactive Violent Ratface Theater Stage
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ROFL mr wubbly u fuckin slut
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Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful
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...
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...
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ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY
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*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*
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lmfao
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amazing
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Holy shit, can't stop LOLing
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180
Histrionic Chad
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...
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OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA&qu...
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FUCKING DOOBS
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nice work, ape detective doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at l...
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did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you...
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...
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long overdue 180 to this one
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...
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must need fap soon.
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co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS
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Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them poste...
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somebody pls respond
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I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little frea...
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good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast
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  10/11/14
180 this thread is delivering.
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I BELIEVE
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1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much durin...
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...
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FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY
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...
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lol 180
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OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand...
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(NOT a Lannister fan)
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...
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poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity
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please delete. Let him write the story.
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lol at people ITT believing the OP well done
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...
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never claimed to be a flame scholar
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uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180
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this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titilla...
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(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relation...
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(evan39)
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you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the X...
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it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme wa...
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http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg
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keeping it real
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...
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cr
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it's fucking awesome
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it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and th...
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" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family ap...
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this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure...
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what makes you an expert on consensual incest?
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i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature tee...
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180
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...
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...
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itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters
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...
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lol
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If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology
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Can I please have my dildo back?
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...
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180
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180
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180
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...
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This is how I envision this thread going down: http://youtu...
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...
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that was a good thread
Cordovan dashing institution
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This link is incredibly accurate. Sister in vid is hawt.
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  10/12/14
UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and tw...
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Nicely slow-played, OP.
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...
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...
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180
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OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend toni...
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...
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I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is ...
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&f...
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Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her d...
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Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notorio...
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u sir are the stockton to OP's malone
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...
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I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.
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...
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Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight
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"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trai...
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...
Mustard School Cafeteria Multi-billionaire
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Brother, it was like you were actually there.
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gotta be this commercial, amirite? http://www.youtube.com...
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Yessir.
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...
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lol incestmos
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Greatest flame thread in XO history?
Aggressive 180 Dilemma
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...
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...
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Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history t...
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TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people
community account
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Doesn't change what I said This is probably the first thr...
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the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of h...
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  10/27/14
op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?
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...
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How has no one reposted the pic
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...
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anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo...
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UPDATE: Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit off...
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cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pa...
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Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to...
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...
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...
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Get help Doobs/Box
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more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this....
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UPDATE: maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate ...
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in on epic thread
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...
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...
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Oh my
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omg
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...
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delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart ...
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seriously. the man has a family, after all.
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BAW GAWD
Mustard School Cafeteria Multi-billionaire
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...
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Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space
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What the fuck is going on
Histrionic Chad
  10/11/14
there's to be a fuck going on alright
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WHAT IN THE 180
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GOOD LUCK, BROTHER
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what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stone...
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Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is a...
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...
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...
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Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as...
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...
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  10/12/14
thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.
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i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there...
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...
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...
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ungh so hard now.
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wtf
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Xo 2014: this is believable Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MI...
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bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar ...
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iwanttobelieve.jpg
Cordovan dashing institution
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http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_...
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  10/11/14
Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally postin...
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  10/11/14
was the Lucio moniker doobs?
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  10/11/14
That's what I thought
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  10/11/14
what lucio moniker? wat poast?
Startling Nursing Home
  10/11/14
I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this ...
Mischievous Impertinent Dysfunction
  10/11/14
Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.
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  10/11/14
...
Cordovan dashing institution
  10/11/14
The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reac...
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  10/11/14
Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A G...
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...
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...
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Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy We salute you.
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...
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You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinof...
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CRIMINALLY underrated poast
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...
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...
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gtfo
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  10/12/14
...
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?
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...
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180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end ...
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  10/11/14
i think it is :(
Embarrassed to the bone curious trailer park electric furnace
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If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort ...
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good self deprecation
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...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU
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lol
Cordovan dashing institution
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180, this is a goat thread
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180
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update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie...
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120
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Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up li...
Aggressive 180 Dilemma
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...
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what song is playing?
Aggressive 180 Dilemma
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Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u
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...
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being too drunk is going to ruin this
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  10/12/14
u need to fuck ur sister u owe us
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...
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...
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shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular her...
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Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook: ht...
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...
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...
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I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the...
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  10/12/14
just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.
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Well?
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It is the clutch situation of the season. ...
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what's it gonna be boy
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180000000
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??
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??? ! ???
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Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY ...
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more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on th...
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Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame as...
Histrionic Chad
  10/12/14
...
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K, ty.
Histrionic Chad
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Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting cau...
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Double post, sorry.
Histrionic Chad
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My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also fe...
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...
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...
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...this is getting dark
Talented Ebony Native
  10/12/14
right? really didn't expect this story to get dark, given...
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  10/12/14
As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?
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  10/12/14
...
Mustard School Cafeteria Multi-billionaire
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...
Sweet Tailpipe Party Of The First Part
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She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started d...
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please proceed. tyia
Fighting Doobsian Circlehead
  10/12/14
Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story ...
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  10/12/14
yeah, and after everyone warned him!!
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  10/12/14
she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180
Embarrassed to the bone curious trailer park electric furnace
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please continue
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  10/12/14
"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think...
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  10/12/14
"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at th...
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I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro
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  10/12/14
(Lannister Fan)
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link for research poirposes?
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(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.) ...
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(guy taking his flame way too seriously)
Fishy Cuckoldry
  10/12/14
sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today ma...
White irate brunch rigor
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WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!
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I don't know what to think anymore
self-centered
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ty
Hyperactive Violent Ratface Theater Stage
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Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone th...
self-centered
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To get the deets on the Columbus day thing
Fishy Cuckoldry
  10/12/14
And scene.
Aggressive 180 Dilemma
  10/12/14
nigger
Hyperactive Violent Ratface Theater Stage
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Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.
Aggressive 180 Dilemma
  10/12/14
This post is NON-CANNON
Aggressive 180 Dilemma
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It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened
Fishy Cuckoldry
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Aggressive 180 Dilemma
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...
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real update, plz?
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...
ocher church
  10/12/14
Post 600!
ocher church
  10/12/14
you guys realize this is all flame, right?
brilliant ape
  10/12/14
they wall want to fuck their sisters tho
massive lettuce
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You don't?
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...
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FINAL UPDATE: The reenactment was a disaster. I was hung...
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that stupid shit screamed tbf to me
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...
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cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historica...
Harsh Plaza
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also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style editL so...
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Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like...
Mischievous Impertinent Dysfunction
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sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the ...
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def owns dildo but he's just using pics from elsewhere
Harsh Plaza
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this ending isn't very satisfying
cobalt macaca
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cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot o...
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it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and...
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...
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gross man thats ur sister
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did u fuck or not
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...
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180 Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you we...
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...
ocher church
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120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this wa...
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OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to...
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I like it. Good luck brother.
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You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitl...
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  10/12/14
This is a great guess.
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180, ty.
Histrionic Chad
  10/12/14
brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for...
Slate Stain
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180
Bearded Masturbator
  10/08/16
This conclusion has aged surprisingly well
jade knife
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...
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Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or m...
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i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man a...
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"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world...
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Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or...
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love? he didn't know her your flame is equally obvious to t...
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titc analysis
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...
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A+++++ i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread de...
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OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johns...
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Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with ...
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?
Insanely creepy university partner
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...
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...
self-centered
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The total drop off of posting after the climax is really sho...
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no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. T...
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cracking corner old irish cottage
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...
tripping quadroon
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Not flame.
twinkling infuriating digit ratio ticket booth
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update?
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...
chartreuse wrinkle
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How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?
self-centered
  10/11/15
...
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  10/12/15
Columbus day bump.
Beta
  10/12/15
bump
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HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
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the beginning of the degenerate era
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PotY 2014
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Dun
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god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening...
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...
Coral Travel Guidebook Love Of Her Life
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fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck
onyx well-lubricated pervert preventive strike
  09/13/16
I;ve been here too long.
sticky elastic band
  09/13/16
this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it wa...
onyx well-lubricated pervert preventive strike
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reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days wit...
Coral Travel Guidebook Love Of Her Life
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...
autistic puce kitty pistol
  09/13/16
so who was the author, TBF?
Coral Travel Guidebook Love Of Her Life
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Game of ""
Gay half-breed
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i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?
Coral Travel Guidebook Love Of Her Life
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...
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the author is definitely tbtp
Dun
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...
chartreuse wrinkle
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The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both ve...
Cream Outnumbered Market Reading Party
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did they have a midget sibling, too?
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:-)
unholy bespoke
  10/08/16
still GOAT POTUS thread
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The POTUS of XODUS
unholy bespoke
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you never know what could happen on that golden day that the...
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...
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Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen
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domesticated
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San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to In...
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how has this not been bumped yet today
Sadistic new version
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I can never remember the title keywords ty
Offensive organic girlfriend
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Columbus Day BUMP
Learning Disabled Ungodly Weed Whacker Step-uncle's House
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There should be a Christmas episode of this story.
Potus
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...
filthpig
  01/06/18
Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much
yapping canary
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...
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...
laughsome field
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pre-columbus day bump
Territorial crotch
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4 year bump
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Happy Columbus Day!
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  10/10/20
Happy early Columbus Day to you too
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where are we on this?
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TITCR
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...
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Mischievous Impertinent Dysfunction
  10/11/21
So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgu...
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  10/11/21
The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the origi...
drab
  10/11/21
Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Colum...
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...
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...
black dopamine
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...
submissive ceo
  10/07/22
fuck we missed Columbus Day
Gaping
  10/07/22
Man this makes me feel old
onyx well-lubricated pervert preventive strike
  10/07/22
Happy Columbus Day!
pale wagecucks
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...
black dopamine
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One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like ...
black dopamine
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...
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...
fluffy idiotic jap
  05/06/23
Time flies
buff round eye dog poop
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This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's...
Beta
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...
submissive ceo
  10/09/23
best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem ...
Gaping
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...
goy orbison
  10/06/25
My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sis...
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...
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unholy bespoke
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black dopamine
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cocky
  10/13/24
I was thinking about this thread earlier today
french trust fund
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I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO :/
White irate brunch rigor
  10/13/24
good work, i remember this thread
maize church building black woman
  10/13/24
Almost that time of year again ⛵️
al sapienza
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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: White irate brunch rigor

before I could message her "Haha" or something, she wrote "i knew it, me too"

Im supposed to come home this weekend for this Columbus day thing my parents do. I dont know how to approach this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26485946)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: ocher church



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: Histrionic Chad



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: hideous theater



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: frum bull headed striped hyena



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: razzmatazz iridescent space



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Irradiated poppy orchestra pit



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: shivering odious office headpube



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: White irate brunch rigor

its cliche to say "not flame" but its not.

I was using the Tools for Tinder app last night in order to check out girls in my hometown before I leave for there tomorrow. Hoping to arrange some pussy for an otherwise long boring weekend in the burbs.

Sure as shit, there she is. I figured Id swipe right, she wouldnt see it until I was there in town (in her local tinder pool) and then Id message "Haha, stop being a slut" or something stupid.

But we matched like a moment later, as if she had already swiped me right. And while I was puzzling over that I got her message.

conflicted and sort of ashamed here bro

xo flame aside, im embarrassed how much this turns me on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486020)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: ocher church



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: hideous theater

HOW much younger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486042)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: White irate brunch rigor

11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the oldest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486075)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: ocher church



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: White irate brunch rigor

Im 28 bro.

When I left home she was in the 2nd grade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: ocher church



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Amethyst Hall

Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: Pearly whorehouse faggotry



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:28 PM
Author: ocher church



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Irradiated poppy orchestra pit

send her a dick pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486043)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Pearly whorehouse faggotry



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: Cordovan dashing institution

she's flaming u back u autistic wizard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486452)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:55 PM
Author: ocher church



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: Cream Outnumbered Market Reading Party

fuck her, and society, right in the ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31586932)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Amethyst Hall



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Copper Mildly Autistic Feces Casino



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:09 PM
Author: Big-titted Aphrodisiac Library



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:45 PM
Author: autistic puce kitty pistol



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: cracking corner old irish cottage



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: twinkling infuriating digit ratio ticket booth



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:34 PM
Author: Slimy maroon senate



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: Aggressive 180 Dilemma



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: Orchid forum ladyboy



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: Saffron Tantric Legal Warrant Bawdyhouse

laughing so hard at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26544107)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Hyperactive Violent Ratface Theater Stage

what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31586902)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: goy orbison

https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z

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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:43 PM
Author: Aquamarine principal's office



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: autistic puce kitty pistol



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: cobalt macaca

Depends. How attractive is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26485987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: misunderstood famous landscape painting

not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread.

Sophie the giraffe. Nigger, better luck next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498484)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: flesh nibblets

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: misunderstood famous landscape painting

imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498511)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 12:21 PM
Author: Free-loading angry school haunted graveyard



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Date: October 6th, 2015 10:56 AM
Author: vivacious den friendly grandma

bump for columbus day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#28910132)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: pungent hell jew

At Christmas

http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#29451893)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: Disturbing startled point



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: Marvelous disrespectful shrine laser beams

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26485991)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: metal cruise ship

Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486011)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: ocher church



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: hideous theater

brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone in this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486045)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: autistic puce kitty pistol



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:35 AM
Author: Twisted Splenetic Mad Cow Disease



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Mustard School Cafeteria Multi-billionaire

He speaks for all of us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486218)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: orange coiffed volcanic crater



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Amethyst Hall

Sounds like Festivus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486074)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: Concupiscible degenerate

Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition

not to mention Columbus Day morning when you're a kid. so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: mewling glittery area immigrant

Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather than indicating that she wanted to fuck you, "knew it, me too" meant "Ha, you use tinder to get ass just like I do!"?

EDIT: Tempted to delete this poast because it was made just a few minutes after the thread was created and long before the greatness of the thread was established. But I will leave it intact for posterity and an accurate historical record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486168)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: White irate brunch rigor

yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interpretation. the main point is that I cannot believe how aroused i became wondering if there was another way to read it... and wondering and wondering if I should respond with subtle provocation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486174)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: ocher church



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Exciting sanctuary

lolol.

Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day celebration when his lil sis slices his arm for coming from behind and aggressively rubbing her pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486177)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: ocher church



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:33 PM
Author: Cordovan dashing institution

cr

try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped topping?" or "it's xmas, should we go ahead and light ur yule log?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486465)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: rough-skinned parlour



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: hilarious silver resort jewess

could send her a "rate this line" and then send the lick message. see how she responds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486217)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: cerise provocative theatre cuckold

Shrewd

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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: ocher church



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: Exciting sanctuary

Twist: She already sent him the lick message.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486312)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: Cordovan dashing institution



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: big dull really tough guy

180

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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:08 PM
Author: hateful lascivious garrison

180

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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Copper Mildly Autistic Feces Casino

180^180

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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Big-titted Aphrodisiac Library



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: Copper Mildly Autistic Feces Casino

what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you would b eon tinder???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486374)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: ocher church



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Copper Mildly Autistic Feces Casino

how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying around for him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486648)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: ocher church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486859)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: hideous theater

"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486868)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: ocher church



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:41 PM
Author: hilarious silver resort jewess

seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486513)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:10 PM
Author: Copper Mildly Autistic Feces Casino



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Histrionic Chad

How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:35 PM
Author: Cordovan dashing institution

second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty santa maria costume is ignored, y?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486480)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:53 PM
Author: flesh nibblets



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: spectacular lavender center boiling water

No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486829)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:34 PM
Author: Razzle Overrated Rehab

wildly underrated

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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: Khaki Pit Faggot Firefighter



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: peach base sex offender



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: adventurous blood rage

You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you can judge her intents by what she sends you (and by good post them for us to help you judge).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486670)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:17 PM
Author: Hyperactive Violent Ratface Theater Stage

describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486699)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:41 AM
Author: Hyperactive Violent Ratface Theater Stage

i have no recollection of posting in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31586916)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: Bateful indecent hunting ground



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: flesh nibblets

OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486811)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: Boyish maniacal address

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489124)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: flesh nibblets

it's a serious issue bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:41 PM
Author: Stirring station

(xo 2014)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486824)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: bat shit crazy smoky abode

or 2013

or 2012

...

or 2004

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486869)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Carnelian Boistinker

a damning indictment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500280)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: blathering snowy parlor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486887)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: Floppy jet-lagged tanning salon dragon

if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have just texted or emailed him about it. the fact is that she swiped right, and acknowledged the mutual swipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487106)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: flesh nibblets

cr. swiping overrides biology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487109)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Copper Mildly Autistic Feces Casino



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:25 PM
Author: Twisted Splenetic Mad Cow Disease



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: orange coiffed volcanic crater

Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sisters do not want to fuck their brothers. If you are of that 90%, you would think pretending to want to fuck your brother is hilarious because it isn't in the realm of possibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487115)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: ocher church



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: orange coiffed volcanic crater

Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not want to fuck) and thought it was funny that she was looking for dudes on Tinder so you swipe right to let her know that you know she is on Tinder.

Then you send her a funny text message in case she doesn't check Tinder and you want her to know you saw her.

Now, what don't you get?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: ocher church



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: Floppy jet-lagged tanning salon dragon

1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487243)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: ocher church



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: ocher church



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: hilarious silver resort jewess

honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kinky shit going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:14 PM
Author: ocher church



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:39 PM
Author: twinkling infuriating digit ratio ticket booth

And 10/10 xo women

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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:34 PM
Author: ocher church

Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking about it before she sure as shit is now...

...and she is NOT repulsed. Which only leaves one other possibility...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487120)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: twinkling infuriating digit ratio ticket booth

Titcr Occam's razor bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487127)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: ocher church

It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487139)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:48 AM
Author: Talented Ebony Native



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: frum bull headed striped hyena

you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime GSA territory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487137)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: ocher church



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: frum bull headed striped hyena

exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to mate as homogeneously as possible

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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: ocher church



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: autistic puce kitty pistol



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:56 PM
Author: frum bull headed striped hyena



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: Rose internet-worthy candlestick maker

message back "well, at least one of us is hard."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487147)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: White irate brunch rigor

UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorrow, packing tonight, and wanted to know if there's anything I should bring from the city.

At the end of the call she was like, "I think [your sister] wants to talk to you...." I heard her set down the phone and call my little sister over, then there were sounds like my sister was whispering "no! no!" and running off, then my mom was like, "welp guess not".

This is getting awkward as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487321)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: Histrionic Chad

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487332)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: flesh nibblets

180

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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: cracking corner old irish cottage

lmao

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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:23 PM
Author: Copper Mildly Autistic Feces Casino

tyft

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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:26 PM
Author: ocher church

Lol

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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Bronze mexican



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: lime unhinged indian lodge

This is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487762)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Floppy jet-lagged tanning salon dragon

180 billion

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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: Cordovan dashing institution

well. fucking. played.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488450)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: indigo bearded telephone

very well executed, flame or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488987)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: Twisted Splenetic Mad Cow Disease



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:23 PM
Author: nudist appetizing locale indirect expression

180 this is great

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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Big-titted Aphrodisiac Library



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Racy sooty heaven

The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487322)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: Crimson Swashbuckling Gas Station

yeah, this flame fucking sucks.

diaf OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: twinkling infuriating digit ratio ticket booth

Stfu we need this, badly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487419)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: galvanic bipolar coffee pot sandwich

(no fun guy)

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Date: June 5th, 2018 12:04 PM
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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: Crusty Vigorous Crackhouse

(Guy who needs to STFU)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489501)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Copper Mildly Autistic Feces Casino

Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014

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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:15 PM
Author: White irate brunch rigor

UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a text from my little sister's little HS friend asking me to go with them to some show that my sister is supposedly "nervous" about.

http://i.imgur.com/tk0SXPQ.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488015)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:18 PM
Author: zombie-like property

LOL

homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pants around ankles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: ocher church



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: Crusty Vigorous Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489504)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: autistic puce kitty pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26597194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: Cordovan dashing institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488455)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:23 PM
Author: diverse greedy public bath

oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488091)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: maize church building black woman

brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:31 PM
Author: Hyperactive Violent Ratface Theater Stage

u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and extra wet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: lime unhinged indian lodge

I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488157)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: Crusty Vigorous Crackhouse

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489507)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: lime unhinged indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488151)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Copper Mildly Autistic Feces Casino

why is she nervous?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488159)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: Histrionic Chad

Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488269)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: Big-titted Aphrodisiac Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496366)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: frum bull headed striped hyena

EDM sluts too YNY..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: Stimulating effete tattoo useless brakes

this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincidence!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488741)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: bat shit crazy smoky abode

get your phone charged, idiot

you don't want a dead phone to kill this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26492507)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: Flushed Factory Reset Button

Looks like a double date to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#43254482)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: White irate brunch rigor

The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute? lol"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488201)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: Histrionic Chad

Easy neg, just say she's your sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Mustard School Cafeteria Multi-billionaire

Post a pic of sis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488282)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: Copper Mildly Autistic Feces Casino

fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her friend that she has a crush on her brother :( it's too early to give out that info and she would keep it sekret

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489387)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: diverse greedy public bath

nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched with her older brother on tinder, leading to the friend's question to OP. this would also be consistent with little sister matching with him as a joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:21 PM
Author: Copper Mildly Autistic Feces Casino

yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she really did think of it as a joke and wasnt interested in him in that way. if she were shed be too embarrassed/sh to do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489665)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:27 PM
Author: ocher church

MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has been thinking about this topic and NO OTHER since the Tinder exchange.

She probably sold it as a half joke and the friend proposed they invite him out. Now she is excited but trying to keep her friend from finding out the entire truth.

Easily the most rational explanation.

What exactly are you driving at, brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: lime unhinged indian lodge

I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: Aggressive 180 Dilemma

"MUCH more likely"

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499062)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:55 PM
Author: diverse greedy public bath

well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea is FIRMLY planted in her head now...she could also have acted like it was a joke to her friend to gauge her reaction and feel out the situation. I think homeless is on the right track here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489861)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: Aggressive 180 Dilemma

nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on the next level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499058)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:46 PM
Author: heady temple athletic conference

box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not weird then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488250)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 PM
Author: Garnet national toaster

underrated suggestion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497893)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: Supple location philosopher-king

selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488370)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: thirsty toilet seat

This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488383)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:08 PM
Author: ocher church

There is some next level shit happening here.

In this thread, even you and I can be united around a good cause.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488392)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: frum bull headed striped hyena

ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488399)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:12 PM
Author: zombie-like property

DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWAG at 3am on Saturday night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488412)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: frum bull headed striped hyena

i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that nowag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488426)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:19 AM
Author: hilarious silver resort jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26491274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: ocher church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488475)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Crusty Vigorous Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489555)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:26 PM
Author: twinkling infuriating digit ratio ticket booth

I've literally never been more excited in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488502)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: Excitant karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 PM
Author: Insanely creepy university partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502997)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:31 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone curious trailer park electric furnace

1800000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488541)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: flesh nibblets

I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488557)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: Excitant karate

life is hard as shit they should fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488570)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: Histrionic Chad

I really like this as just a general motto.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488580)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:07 PM
Author: Twisted Splenetic Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26495578)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: flesh nibblets

You need to fuck her right in the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488701)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:49 PM
Author: lime unhinged indian lodge

Loling hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489838)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: ocher church

Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my basement while my wife is sleeping.

I make no apologies, either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488712)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:53 AM
Author: Talented Ebony Native

homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Navy range main people

can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding me. maybe feed your baby sis and her friend some LABATTs b4 the EDM show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488747)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:06 PM
Author: ocher church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488761)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: Supple location philosopher-king

there's prime real estate for sale further up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488837)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:13 PM
Author: White irate brunch rigor

UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim Beam beacuase I don't know what the fuck to do here brothers.... what the fuck.... why am i so turned on by this. in sure she is meaning this innocently. fuck me

Here is her tinder, but in sure that when i sober up i am going too take this link down



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488806)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: flesh nibblets

backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488817)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: White irate brunch rigor

fuckk me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488825)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: flesh nibblets

you have to fuck her now, it's done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488831)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: Hyperactive Violent Ratface Theater Stage

i know u IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488979)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: frum bull headed striped hyena

god's work, friend

OP- dem titties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488988)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: ocher church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489114)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: cobalt macaca

unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: Crusty Vigorous Crackhouse

*unzips pants*

RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489565)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: titillating godawful fortuitous meteor

WTF NOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26491508)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:14 AM
Author: Stirring station

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26491543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:54 AM
Author: Talented Ebony Native

fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497524)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Histrionic Chad

Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488822)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:21 PM
Author: ocher church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489289)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: indigo bearded telephone

multiple lols from reading this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489033)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: Hyperactive Violent Ratface Theater Stage

discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make sure u really get all up in that 17 year old asshold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489069)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Hyperactive Violent Ratface Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26490008)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: Floppy jet-lagged tanning salon dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489185)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: flesh nibblets

i could see it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489211)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:58 PM
Author: nofapping spot

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489544)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: Copper Mildly Autistic Feces Casino

BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489295)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: Twisted Splenetic Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489569)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 8:00 PM
Author: sick windowlicker

*ZOZO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#30804700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:46 PM
Author: Brass chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489820)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: frum bull headed striped hyena

OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: apoplectic duck-like house queen of the night

The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489991)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: frozen pearl trump supporter patrolman

gunna need to see that pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26490004)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:30 AM
Author: cracking corner old irish cottage

WTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26491121)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:33 AM
Author: White irate brunch rigor

UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover and the FEAR. It took about 90 seconds to remember I had spent the night jerking off to thoughts about my sister, posting her picture on XO, and MAKING A FUCKING DATE WITH HER FOR SATURDAY NIGHT.

Ive had some lows, brothers, but this is really bad

I'm supposed to show up at my parents around 5. Thinking I may just cancel on this whole columbus day thing. crawl in bed and die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26491617)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:38 AM
Author: cracking corner old irish cottage

listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and draft some good flame for tomorrow night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26491646)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:40 AM
Author: flesh nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26491657)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone curious trailer park electric furnace

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26491648)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:42 AM
Author: Stirring station

post the pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26491664)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:03 PM
Author: lime unhinged indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26494388)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:52 AM
Author: ocher church

Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happiness.

Don't constrain yourself with artificial morals. All of XO is behind you so clearly a large group of people see absolutely nothing wrong with 2 people fulfilling fantasies

You've come this far... See where it goes.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26491732)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:51 PM
Author: frum bull headed striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26492491)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: twinkling infuriating digit ratio ticket booth

Do it for yourself, do it for each other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26492767)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: Mustard School Cafeteria Multi-billionaire

Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occur and the atoms that made up the load on your sister will be just another casualty of entropy, forever floating still through the dark reaches of infinite time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26492831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: ocher church

TY, brother. That was deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26493192)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: Mustard School Cafeteria Multi-billionaire

Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26493438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:59 PM
Author: ocher church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26494371)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:58 PM
Author: contagious painfully honest becky set

180 thread have a great weekend bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26493421)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:34 PM
Author: White irate brunch rigor

UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, except now perverted and shame-ridden as hell.

When I was lounging about the kitchen my mom asked, "Were you teasing [your sister] or something?"

I stuttered and probably turned red. "Why?"

"Because she was so nervous to see you. When she found out you were coming home tonight," [the original plan was for me to arrive tomorrow], "she got all frantic. He's coming home tonight?" She went out with Julie.

I sort of shrugged and died inside.

So, anyway, she's not around. I've walked past her bedroom door like five times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26494278)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: bat shit crazy smoky abode

your mom knows

and she is very proud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26494284)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Exciting sanctuary

This bro.

Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl gone movie.

*dad interrupts* dad: I think it is gone girl.

Mom: oh yea, Gone girl. Either way, you amd your sister have a nice time. There is casserole in the oven, some salad in the fridge and some lube, condoms and anal beads under the kitchen sink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26494509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Honey-headed Hairy Legs Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: Crystalline Stage Boltzmann

so rong, so rite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500303)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: flesh nibblets

give in to nature, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26494285)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:44 PM
Author: ocher church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26494318)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: lime unhinged indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26494397)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Menage

take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26494432)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: flesh nibblets

work out first, then skip the shower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26494435)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: ocher church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26494438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: lime unhinged indian lodge

Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unlocked, call for sister to bring him towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26494507)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: ocher church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26494587)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:23 PM
Author: Dark Bisexual Lay

What's for dinner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26494485)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: Mustard School Cafeteria Multi-billionaire

Jack off in the shampoo bottle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26494861)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: adventurous blood rage

Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it is clear your sister cannot handle this - there is no way if you bang her she is going to keep it under wraps, and then your parents will know and disown you and you might even go to jail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26495321)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: Arrogant mother home

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26495335)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: ruby charismatic stag film twinkling uncleanness

Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making her crazy. The only way to cure a woman's sexual hysterics are to fuck it out of them. Tension gone, problem solved, at least until next Columbus Day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26495337)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Twisted Splenetic Mad Cow Disease

This can be their Columbus Day thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26495592)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: cobalt macaca

she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she keep it under wraps to protect him? FUCK YOU for trying to ruin this perfect relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26495341)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: adventurous blood rage

she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him about it

she's acting weird as shit in front of their mom so that their mom is ALREADY asking questions

honestly, it sounds more like he swiped left on his 13 yo sister than 17 - I would have thought a 17 yo girl would be a little cooler about the whole thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26495430)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: Twisted Splenetic Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26495589)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Copper Mildly Autistic Feces Casino

why would u go to jail bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26495433)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: chest-beating piazza

even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26495456)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: Histrionic Chad

She can't handle how much she wants the dick.

No, though, this is credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26495448)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: Copper Mildly Autistic Feces Casino

wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove u both wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26495512)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:39 AM
Author: ocher church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496843)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: Copper Mildly Autistic Feces Casino

This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thread if op plays it right. Op PLEASE don't ruin the flame by blowing out too early or making it too unrealistic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26495568)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Twisted Splenetic Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26495591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: Crystalline Stage Boltzmann

it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/major flame disruptions at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:05 AM
Author: White irate brunch rigor

UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not home, and Im stting in my childhood bedroom, surrounded by Eminem posters, drinking my dad's Chivas, when I got these text messages

http://imgur.com/4NSihYS

Mr. Wubbly is some stupid red elephant that I got for her when she was like 13

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496289)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Startling Nursing Home

*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning her cunnus*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496310)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: hairraiser business firm

Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497849)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: White irate brunch rigor

And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childhood home, I go into her room and find the elephant.

Brothers this is not a joke and this is not flame. Im losing my shit. I dont know what to do

http://imgur.com/lSaGWoB

http://imgur.com/Fnoqdjc

http://imgur.com/JssgoKC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:09 AM
Author: cobalt macaca

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496318)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:10 AM
Author: Learning Disabled Ungodly Weed Whacker Step-uncle's House

wtfffff, this cannot be real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496320)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 AM
Author: Glassy stage

HAHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496328)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: Brass chapel

Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496345)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: flesh nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496352)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Glassy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496359)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: Bright stead

this isn't box but otherwise cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Twisted Splenetic Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500279)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: Saffron Tantric Legal Warrant Bawdyhouse

honored but this isn't my work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26544177)



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Date: April 1st, 2022 9:29 PM
Author: soul-stirring site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#44262399)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: Arousing Psychic Bbw

I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love this man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496368)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: mint multi-colored depressive cumskin

oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:35 AM
Author: ocher church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496834)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: autistic puce kitty pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26597571)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: beady-eyed meetinghouse mental disorder

agreed, best thread of 2014 already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496380)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Glassy stage

Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothing else ITT will compare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496387)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: cobalt macaca

Creampie pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 AM
Author: ocher church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: beady-eyed meetinghouse mental disorder

Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496389)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: Hyperactive Violent Ratface Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496396)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: Cordovan dashing institution

ROFL

mr wubbly u fuckin slut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496403)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: Mustard School Cafeteria Multi-billionaire

Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496405)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:04 PM
Author: ocher church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498779)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: spectacular lavender center boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#29224039)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:31 AM
Author: ocher church

ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496820)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Honey-headed Hairy Legs Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498388)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Twisted Splenetic Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500288)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:57 PM
Author: Cordovan dashing institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500336)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: autistic puce kitty pistol

*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26597573)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: Concupiscible degenerate

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497644)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: laughsome field

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498221)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: lime unhinged indian lodge

Holy shit, can't stop LOLing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498308)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Histrionic Chad

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498537)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: hilarious silver resort jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498899)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Twisted Splenetic Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500285)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: autistic puce kitty pistol

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26597570)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:36 AM
Author: Harsh Plaza

OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1935149&mc=3&forum_id=2

So this is almost assuredly a Doobs alt.

But perhaps it is Box given unusual interest in her pics: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924060&forum_id=2#20463924

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1919876&forum_id=2#20426381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496417)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: Arousing Psychic Bbw

Not the point you turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496425)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:39 AM
Author: Glassy stage

FUCKING DOOBS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496428)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:42 AM
Author: Cordovan dashing institution

nice work, ape detective

doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at least your aren't pretending to be a woman... this time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496433)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: ocher church

Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496829)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:47 AM
Author: mint multi-colored depressive cumskin

did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you think they sucked? me, too. for the hundreds of millions of dollars lucas shat into those movies, he failed to entertain me for one single second. waste of everyone's time and money.

now here is the op who, with merely a few beanie babies, a dildo, and an iphone, conjures up giddy feelings in my heart and elsewhere, the likes of which i have not experienced in years of my desiccated life. look at the excitement stirred in the hearts of your fellow posters. and you want to call him out for flaming? seriously?

don't be that guy who stands up at wrestlemania telling everyone it's fake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496456)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:51 AM
Author: Bright stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496469)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:20 AM
Author: Pink thriller gay wizard

180.

And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496578)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: big dull really tough guy

long overdue 180 to this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#30156643)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:32 AM
Author: ocher church



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 AM
Author: ocher church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 AM
Author: Copper Mildly Autistic Feces Casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496986)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:20 AM
Author: insane motley lodge foreskin

fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch

imgur that shit now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: Emerald aromatic hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 AM
Author: Copper Mildly Autistic Feces Casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 AM
Author: comical cuck yarmulke

plz poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497016)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: Emerald aromatic hospital

must need fap soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497019)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:59 AM
Author: Talented Ebony Native

co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497528)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: ocher church

Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them posted.

This is his sister, after all.

Trust me, though, she was exactly what you would picture as a hot little sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497569)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: mewling glittery area immigrant

short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerleader type little sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497579)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: Garnet national toaster

somebody pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: lime unhinged indian lodge

For the love of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498321)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: ocher church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498565)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: Cordovan dashing institution

lol

the loving detail that went into this description, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499449)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:29 PM
Author: Garnet national toaster

you're a good dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499554)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 AM
Author: White irate brunch rigor

I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little freaked out by everything that's happening and XO has always been a release for me. Before this week Ive never really posted autobiographical stuff.

But if you really need to know, I am (not doobs). I have posted flame before in the past -- who hasn't? Isnt that what you do on XO? Yes I did post the female ADA thread once. I was looking for specific career advice, was new to xo, so I changed my moniker and changed easy to identify details about my career. I had no idea at the time that so few women post here it would be immediately obvious. Look, I wasnt posting about sex for godsake it was a CLE thread, basically.

And no Im not Box.

I mostly post stuff about college football or being infuriated with shitlibbery. Posted a lot about Zimmerman and the world cup, etc. I invented the (*)(o) meme for Julia and most of the "nipples" threads are mine.

What I really am is sort of freaking out about these last few days and how to handle this situation. I have a fucking DATE with my 17yo sister tonight, who evidently has sex toys. It may have been a mistake to share all this on XO but you guys are my brothers. Please don't post her face picture, if you saved it.

My plan for today is to watch Everett Golson avoid a trap game, drink huge amounts of alcohol, and keep my mind off of recent events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497431)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:50 AM
Author: Mustard School Cafeteria Multi-billionaire

good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497438)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:51 AM
Author: vibrant buck-toothed kitchen

180 this thread is delivering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:40 AM
Author: pea-brained passionate state

I BELIEVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497503)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:45 AM
Author: Hyperactive Violent Ratface Theater Stage

describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls into her 17 year old pussy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497516)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 AM
Author: Talented Ebony Native

plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497530)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:06 AM
Author: twinkling infuriating digit ratio ticket booth

1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much during the day that you won't be on top of your game tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497534)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:29 AM
Author: ocher church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: lime unhinged indian lodge

THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498331)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Honey-headed Hairy Legs Alpha

FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498430)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: ocher church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498913)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:01 PM
Author: Cordovan dashing institution

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499453)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 AM
Author: mewling glittery area immigrant

OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand it to his sis and say "You never know when you might need this just to be safe." Then monitor reaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:30 AM
Author: ocher church

(NOT a Lannister fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497553)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:18 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle lilac box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497700)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:50 AM
Author: twinkling infuriating digit ratio ticket booth

poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497582)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 AM
Author: Fighting Doobsian Circlehead

please delete. Let him write the story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497622)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:53 AM
Author: Ivory Exhilarant Locus

lol at people ITT believing the OP

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497593)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: ocher church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497728)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:35 AM
Author: Ivory Exhilarant Locus

never claimed to be a flame scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497740)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:54 AM
Author: hideous theater

uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497597)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 AM
Author: Misanthropic Cerebral Idea He Suggested

this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titillated the rest of you are ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497652)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:11 AM
Author: twinkling infuriating digit ratio ticket booth

(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relationship with his teenage sister)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497663)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone curious trailer park electric furnace

(evan39)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497667)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: cobalt macaca

you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the XO culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: Misanthropic Cerebral Idea He Suggested

it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme was kooky but more fantastical because nobody on this board is old enough to have a hot daughter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497713)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Filthy

http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497668)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: Fighting Doobsian Circlehead

keeping it real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:16 AM
Author: Talented Ebony Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 AM
Author: Haunting clear fanboi

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497706)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: Fragrant rebellious codepig

Amen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498325)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Khaki Pit Faggot Firefighter

lol cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498476)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:56 PM
Author: Aggressive 180 Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499065)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Cordovan dashing institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Twisted Splenetic Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500290)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: autistic puce kitty pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26597591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: Garnet national toaster

i can't see how this could end badly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497721)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: ocher church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497726)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: Excitant karate

it's fucking awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497737)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:39 AM
Author: Garnet national toaster

it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and there might be two really confused lonely people out there whose lives have been irrevocably altered, and who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497757)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:48 AM
Author: cobalt macaca

" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts"

you aren't looking at the other side of this. what if this ends up bringing them closer together than ever before? sharing an intimate experience like this could take their sibling bond to an entirely new level.

stop focusing just on the risks if mom and dad find out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497797)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:52 AM
Author: Garnet national toaster

this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure in front of her mother. there is no way she can fuck her brother without it affecting her in such a way that her mom and/or best friend realize something is different.

i think it would be hawt to hear about them getting it on, but if not flame, this is going to be very damaging to their family. it's already awkward. dude should have stayed home and texted his sister that he swiped just to give her shit for being on tinder when she's not 18 or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497811)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: cobalt macaca

what makes you an expert on consensual incest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497837)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:00 PM
Author: Garnet national toaster

i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature teenage girl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497845)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: Excitant karate

i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls have really sick depraved minds and this is clearly something she's fantasized about for a long time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497858)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:16 PM
Author: Electric adulterous voyeur

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 PM
Author: Garnet national toaster

if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal first. you know, as a test to see how serious she is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497915)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: ocher church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Gaped high-end associate scourge upon the earth

Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your teenage sexual escapades

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498248)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: Excitant karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498525)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: Copper Mildly Autistic Feces Casino

(Really gullible person)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497839)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: mewling glittery area immigrant

On the other hand....YOLO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497848)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Excitant karate

counterpoint: they should do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497854)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: Garnet national toaster

fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they should blame their parents for having them so far apart. that's really what caused all this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497860)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: ocher church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: lime unhinged indian lodge

We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year. What's your point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: twinkling infuriating digit ratio ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498967)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone curious trailer park electric furnace

there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i can see

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497745)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: ocher church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497936)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: Hyperactive Violent Ratface Theater Stage

i agree.

one person is going to get their dick wet inside 17 year old sister-pussy. the other person is going to get her young snatch pounded and a life will begin growing inside of her.

the baby?

ALBERT FUCKING EINSTEIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498296)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: trip private investor

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498311)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: diverse greedy public bath

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499834)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:30 PM
Author:  cowardly internal respiration puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503001)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: autistic puce kitty pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26597595)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Stimulating effete tattoo useless brakes

itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498397)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:04 PM
Author: ocher church

So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498496)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: lime unhinged indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: Stimulating effete tattoo useless brakes

hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of this story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498716)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: ocher church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498807)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: Stimulating effete tattoo useless brakes

been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499051)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: autistic puce kitty pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26597598)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: sable

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Brass chapel

If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498514)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: mauve marketing idea

Can I please have my dildo back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:18 PM
Author: walnut legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498578)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: vibrant buck-toothed kitchen

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498661)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: hideous theater

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Cordovan dashing institution

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499459)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Aggressive 180 Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:38 PM
Author: Aqua Roommate People Who Are Hurt

This is how I envision this thread going down:

http://youtu.be/khlbF2PTsr4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: confused



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: Cordovan dashing institution

that was a good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:47 AM
Author: pungent hell jew

This link is incredibly accurate.

Sister in vid is hawt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502266)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: White irate brunch rigor

UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and two of the neighbors. Drinking beer, ignoring my mother who is going crazy getting the house ready for the party tomorrow.

My little sister came in like 20 minutes ago. I hadnt seen her since this whole thing started and basically was frozen on the couch, trying to pretend like everything was normal. She plopped down on the carpet and watched like 10 minutes of football, interrupting every twenty seconds to criticize the cheerleaders. "You guys think those girls are pretty? Look at that one. Oh my god these girls are terrible," etc. until my father was like "[Daughter], we're trying to watch the game!"

She rolled over. It's hard to describe, she rolled so she was like under me on the couch. My feet were on her shoulders and in order to look up at me she basically had to look up past my crotch.

"Know what you're wearing tonight?" she asked me.

I was like, yeah about that, I kinda wanna watch this Texas A&M game, not sure I can make it, etc.

She grabbed my calf and was like No you promised, after what I showed you no backing out, Im going to go pick out your outfit.

And she ran off upstairs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498881)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:23 PM
Author: mewling glittery area immigrant

Nicely slow-played, OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498888)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: flesh nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498900)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 PM
Author: ocher church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498934)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: vibrant buck-toothed kitchen

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498939)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: mewling glittery area immigrant

OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend tonight. The sexual tension of the entire situation is going to be so high that the friend will be DTF fo sho. Does the OP pass up on easy 17 year old poon in the pursuit of the forbidden fruit?

Another x-factor: pursuing the friend may actually be the best way to get with the sis. a kinky threesome may make it less awkward for the first forbidden encounter. On the other hand, it may kill all hope if the sis gets her feelings hurt. Tough call.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498993)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: ocher church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499009)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: mewling glittery area immigrant

I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is you just get with the friend. But reasonable people could disagree on that tactic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499025)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: ocher church

I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you only have 1 SHOT at your teen sister.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499041)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:08 PM
Author: heady temple athletic conference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488250)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499133)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author:  community account

Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her dildo to being all like "oh are we going out?"

Gotta give the man credit for getting 500 poasts out of this, though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498943)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:36 PM
Author: ocher church

Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notoriously capricious and that dildo post occurred when she was out with her friends at night and likely drinking.

Was probably a bit embarrassed about it the next day but had now spent several nights masturbating to this fantasy furiously and so has resolved herself to pursue.

Me: ironclad logic

You: not understanding teen girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498954)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: twinkling infuriating digit ratio ticket booth

u sir are the stockton to OP's malone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498964)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:39 PM
Author: Mustard School Cafeteria Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498972)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: ocher church

I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499028)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: Copper Mildly Autistic Feces Casino



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: autistic puce kitty pistol



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: Copper Mildly Autistic Feces Casino

This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marriage has made you a true scholar

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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: ocher church

This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I have pondered such scenarios...

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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: Copper Mildly Autistic Feces Casino

Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499021)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: ocher church

Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider various scholarly scenarios

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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: autistic puce kitty pistol

Go on...

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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: heady temple athletic conference



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: Mustard School Cafeteria Multi-billionaire

Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight

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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author:  impressive international law enforcement agency skinny woman

"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trails off. He looks uncertain, unsure. You haven't seen him like this except when once, you were very young and you were wondering whether the dog you guys owned at the time would make it another night, or if it was time to get on that last car ride to the vet.

"Yeah, Dad?" You keep your eyes locked on the television, as though the CapitalOne commercial on was somehow engaging.

"Going out with [sister] tonight, huh?" His words are deliberate, but he's trying to sound jaunty.

"Yeah-yeah, I think so. She really wants me to come with-I mean, go with her tonight." Your laugh is forced.

"Well, uh..." There's that look again. "I hope you have a good time."

"Yeah."

The two of you turn to the TV, as the credit card ad ends and a Folger's commercial begins.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499013)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Mustard School Cafeteria Multi-billionaire



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: ocher church

Brother, it was like you were actually there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499061)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:03 PM
Author:  community account

gotta be this commercial, amirite?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Ir6CzxKl4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499103)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author:  impressive international law enforcement agency skinny woman

Yessir.

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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: Hyperactive Violent Ratface Theater Stage

Sister: You're my present this year

Brother: Well why don't you unwrap me before mom and dad wake up

Sister: *undresses brother and begins fellating his cock better than any gf he's ever had*

Brother: Holy shit, you're like the MacGyver of the cock sucking world

Sister: Best Christmas EVER.

**background music begins**

"The best part of waking up is your brother's dick in your butt"

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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Bright stead



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: Twisted Splenetic Mad Cow Disease



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:30 AM
Author:  medicated shitlib

Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502147)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: autistic puce kitty pistol



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:52 PM
Author:  cowardly internal respiration puppy



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Copper Mildly Autistic Feces Casino

Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire thread if just masterfully crafted flame by homeless??!!!!

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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: ocher church



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Ungodly Weed Whacker Step-uncle's House

lol incestmos

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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:59 PM
Author: Aggressive 180 Dilemma

Greatest flame thread in XO history?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499082)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:01 PM
Author: ocher church



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: Copper Mildly Autistic Feces Casino

Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the tindrler pic that was posted

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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: ocher church



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: Copper Mildly Autistic Feces Casino

Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history that didn't involve ns sub tread wastelands. Op is winner of the all time xoxo crown

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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author:  community account

TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499146)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:12 PM
Author: Copper Mildly Autistic Feces Casino

Doesn't change what I said

This is probably the first thread to get so many multiple sets of blank bumps for different posts. Just accept u are part of history man

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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:06 PM
Author: Cordovan dashing institution

the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of having tons of blank bumped posts, tho it has far fewer posts overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499473)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: autistic puce kitty pistol

JFC, that was a great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26597635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: hideous theater

op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499153)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: wine narrow-minded juggernaut



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:47 PM
Author: violent vermilion water buffalo

How has no one reposted the pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: wine narrow-minded juggernaut



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:52 PM
Author: Copper Mildly Autistic Feces Casino

Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499411)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: flesh nibblets



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Copper Mildly Autistic Feces Casino

Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for? Have a heart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499423)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Bronze mexican

God fucking dammit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Arousing Psychic Bbw

What the fuck - it's doobs!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499422)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Ungodly Weed Whacker Step-uncle's House

anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo? FUCKING LOL at that creepy ginger faggot loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499445)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: White irate brunch rigor

UPDATE:

Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit offensive line that gives golson zero time to make a play, cursing and drinking with my father and the neighbors.

My sister is upstairs somewhere and i havent seen her since earlier.

If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves. Link to one time doobs ever posted like me at all. And if whoever posted something at 4:50 and then deleted, if you posted her Tinder pic, then please don't do that shit again. Ok Im a little drunk and stressed about this EDM concert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499458)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: Cordovan dashing institution

cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499480)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:10 PM
Author: heady temple athletic conference

lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rapidly takes on water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: twinkling infuriating digit ratio ticket booth

Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to the new Taylor Swift song for inspiration if you need it (RSF did that and it worked).

We're all with you. Notre Dame is with you. America is with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499497)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: ocher church



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: maize church building black woman



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:46 PM
Author: Slippery

Get help Doobs/Box

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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:48 PM
Author: insane motley lodge foreskin

more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this. It's a quality flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499911)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:47 PM
Author: insane motley lodge foreskin

motherfucker give us the goddamn pic

I'm a lifelong trusted poster. You can delete as soon as I reply seconds later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499897)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: White irate brunch rigor

UPDATE:

maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate today. ND shouldnt need to win in a shoot-out with unc. Didnt really realize I was drunk till I stood up to get off the couch. In the downstairs bathroom I jus checked my phone

http://imgur.com/OyEFsvP

http://imgur.com/v85MYKO

Wish me luck. Were supposed to leave in like an hour. I dont even know at this point what i am doing or not doing. i am just drifting through this reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500210)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: Grizzly persian

in on epic thread

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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: Stirring station



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Twisted Splenetic Mad Cow Disease



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Mustard School Cafeteria Multi-billionaire

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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: lemon hairless

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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal goyim



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Cordovan dashing institution

delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart attack and die if he sees that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500286)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: mewling glittery area immigrant

seriously. the man has a family, after all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500313)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: Mustard School Cafeteria Multi-billionaire

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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: Twisted Splenetic Mad Cow Disease



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:59 PM
Author: ocher church

Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500609)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: Histrionic Chad

What the fuck is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500304)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:58 PM
Author: lemon hairless

there's to be a fuck going on alright

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500340)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: Mischievous Impertinent Dysfunction

WHAT IN THE 180

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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:04 PM
Author: violet nighttime

GOOD LUCK, BROTHER

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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: adventurous blood rage

what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stoned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500432)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: Grizzly persian

Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is also a possibility

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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:23 PM
Author:  Sweet Tailpipe Party Of The First Part

By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap that shit.

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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: ocher church



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: Startling Nursing Home

fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pink socks right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500477)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 PM
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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: ocher church

Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as Santa Clause at Christmas Parties?

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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:42 PM
Author: Insanely creepy university partner



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: ruby charismatic stag film twinkling uncleanness

thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: chestnut national security agency

i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there any sheets on the bed? seems weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500606)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: ocher church



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: Aggressive 180 Dilemma



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Carnelian Boistinker

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500287)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: massive lettuce

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500475)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: Magenta

Xo 2014: this is believable

Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MINUTES? UNPOSSIBLE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500535)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:41 PM
Author: Startling Nursing Home

bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar in MFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500542)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:44 PM
Author: Magenta

Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a waitress

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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:54 PM
Author: mauve marketing idea

Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit's going down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500590)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Cordovan dashing institution



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: ocher church



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: Cordovan dashing institution

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500637)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: adventurous blood rage

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500655)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:10 PM
Author:  community account

Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally posting with his doobs moniker?

This is starting to get a little sad re amount of effort being put into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500653)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: Arrogant mother home

was the Lucio moniker doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500659)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author:  community account

That's what I thought

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:37 PM
Author: Startling Nursing Home

what lucio moniker? wat poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500874)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:19 PM
Author: Mischievous Impertinent Dysfunction

I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this thread-for-the-ages with an "accidental" posting in his own moniker. But game of " has been posting in notre dame and football threads for a few years. no way that's him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500694)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author:  community account

Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500720)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: Cordovan dashing institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500722)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: heady temple athletic conference

The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reaction is pretty bizarre for someone in a genuinely emotionally intense situation who started a thread to talk it out with xo bros:

"If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:33 PM
Author: Mischievous Impertinent Dysfunction

Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A Game of " is actually Julia, so I think we all just need to cool it with the detective work and enjoy this 180 thread.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509912&mc=19&forum_id=2

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2481846&mc=21&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643536&mc=27&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: ocher church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500847)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: Copper Mildly Autistic Feces Casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501437)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: mauve marketing idea

Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at some visibly moist panties. I'm just hoping they don't roll over on me whilst humping, or, worse, he stands her up and she "presses" me into service. I wish I could just have my dildo back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500896)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: ocher church

Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy

We salute you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:44 PM
Author: Cordovan dashing institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500922)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 PM
Author: Shimmering alcoholic halford newt

You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinoff parodies going on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501023)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: 

CRIMINALLY underrated poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#29224020)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author:  impressive international law enforcement agency skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: ocher church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500914)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: Talented Ebony Native

gtfo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502766)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: ocher church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500917)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author:  background story

To be fair,

Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't been on here recently, just thought I would take a few Q's?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501046)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Arousing Psychic Bbw

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501100)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:14 PM
Author: zombie-like property

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501127)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: geriatric sepia roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501247)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:12 PM
Author: alcoholic

180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end of this thread, then 120.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501111)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone curious trailer park electric furnace

i think it is :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501118)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: alcoholic

If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort by an angry mob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: lemon hairless

good self deprecation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501122)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: geriatric sepia roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501244)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: up-to-no-good antidepressant drug

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501459)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: Cordovan dashing institution

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501784)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: Aggressive 180 Dilemma

180, this is a goat thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501804)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:20 PM
Author: Obsidian

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503168)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: White irate brunch rigor

update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie and her bf here, there never was going to be i guess, turns out the secret plan was just us 2. hundred twenty degrees in tihs place. here we goooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501346)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: metal cruise ship

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501357)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: Mustard School Cafeteria Multi-billionaire

Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style real-time updates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501398)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: Aggressive 180 Dilemma

Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501409)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: ocher church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501390)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: Aggressive 180 Dilemma

what song is playing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501406)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: twinkling infuriating digit ratio ticket booth

Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author:  primrose french chef

dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick hard so that you can ejaculate semen into your sisters pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501751)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:59 AM
Author: Glassy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501825)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: indigo bearded telephone

being too drunk is going to ruin this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501781)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 AM
Author: Excitant karate

u need to fuck ur sister u owe us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501808)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: insane motley lodge foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26871037)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:07 AM
Author: Glassy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502005)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:09 AM
Author: 

shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular here. i for one am shocked!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502007)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:12 AM
Author:  cheese-eating double fault

Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook:

http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2014/08/brother-sister-arrested-for-having-sex-with-each-other-in-church-lot/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502013)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:20 AM
Author: ocher church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502136)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: White irate brunch rigor

Holy shit holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502038)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:25 AM
Author: Bronze mexican

Well!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502044)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: Glassy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502073)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: Excitant karate

plz respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502103)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:02 AM
Author: Boyish maniacal address

I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the internet are stroking it to this story. Ask her if she minds sharing a naked pic at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:38 AM
Author: Bright stead

just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:05 AM
Author: ruby charismatic stag film twinkling uncleanness

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502278)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:38 AM
Author: Hot pisswyrm

It is the clutch situation of the season.

They say The Jet's lost a step or two,

but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here.

The Jet's got a suicide lead and--

And there he goes! He's stealing home! I don't believe it!

- He's stealing home!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502290)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:18 AM
Author: zombie-like property

what's it gonna be boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502482)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 AM
Author: vibrant buck-toothed kitchen

180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502314)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:00 AM
Author: cracking corner old irish cottage

??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502410)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:41 AM
Author: Twisted Splenetic Mad Cow Disease

??? ! ???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502560)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: ocher church

Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY CREDITED

Give him some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502780)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:38 AM
Author: Pontificating place of business

more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502818)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:47 AM
Author: Histrionic Chad

Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame aspects of this thread, tell me why the other two siblings haven't been mentioned yet. Screw the mom (not literally, OP...), I'd expect the other two to loom even larger than the parents in this decision.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502860)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: ocher church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502869)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: Histrionic Chad

K, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502872)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:51 AM
Author: ocher church

Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting caught than just generally worried about the morality of it all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502874)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:56 AM
Author: Histrionic Chad

Double post, sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502895)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: White irate brunch rigor

My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also feels better than Ive felt in a long, long time. Theres lots to write, dont really know where to start. A lot is a blur. I have like 20 minutes until I have to start this columbus reenactment shit, so I will just try to put down the basics, from what i remember.

I was really drunk when we got to the place and my little sister, apparently, had been smoking weed in her bedroom all afternoon. It was really hot and crowded and I kept getting drinks. I hate techno music but it was really loud and really crowded and we were shoved into the middle of the dance floor. People were grinding and before I knew it she was grinding on me. I really couldnt help it. She was laughing "youre hard", etc. She kept calling me mister wubbly.

After awhile I was having a mental breakdown so I went off the floor back down this hallway near the bathrooms. I just remember I was standing near this ice machine. It was still so loud. I was having the spins. She somehow found me and kept wanting me to take my dick out. "I wanna see it," etc. I was like no, gtfo. She was like "Ive seen penises before, you know." And I was like, "Not your older brother's, it's different."

There was this long pause and she was like, "I've seen dad's." I started to think I was going to get sick and she continued, "Not like that. At Myrtle Beach, remember? I just saw it in the hotel."

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502885)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: ocher church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502889)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: ocher church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502913)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: Talented Ebony Native

...this is getting dark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502891)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: zombie-like property

right?

really didn't expect this story to get dark, given the subject matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503424)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: ocher church

As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: Mustard School Cafeteria Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502900)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:18 PM
Author:  Sweet Tailpipe Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502973)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author:  impressive international law enforcement agency skinny woman

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

HOLY SHIT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502982)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author: Fighting Doobsian Circlehead

please proceed. tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503006)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 PM
Author: indigo bearded telephone

Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story could have been much sweeter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503048)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:46 PM
Author: Garnet national toaster

yeah, and after everyone warned him!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503061)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:45 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone curious trailer park electric furnace

she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503059)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author:  cowardly internal respiration puppy

please continue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503097)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Excitant karate

"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."

pretty sure that's rape bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503240)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:59 PM
Author:  impressive international law enforcement agency skinny woman

"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace."

TYFT, I'll do this next time I'm cold and drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503578)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:31 PM
Author:  self-centered

I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503004)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:36 PM
Author: ocher church

(Lannister Fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503024)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:37 PM
Author: Copper Mildly Autistic Feces Casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503027)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: cobalt macaca

go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impregnation are about 100x hotter than those without.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503206)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:31 PM
Author: ocher church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503209)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: Copper Mildly Autistic Feces Casino

link for research poirposes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503213)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:00 PM
Author: Fishy Cuckoldry

UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn't knock which caught me by surprise since she's always respected our privacy growing up. I think she's knocked before entering since I was like 7 and she never checks our phones or asks for our passwords. Anyway I was halfway changing into my costume for this Columbus day thing when she barged into my room and asked if she could talk to me. My heart started pounding out of my chest. She must know....but how? Did my sister tell her? Did she look at either of our phones? I glanced to my side table where I usually kept my phone but it wasn't there. "Looking for something?" she said? I shook my head no but didn't make eye contact. Then I looked down at her hand. She was holding Mr. Wubbly. Now I was seriously freaked out. I wanted to say something...anything...but nothing was coming out of my mouth. It felt like years going by with no one saying anything. And that's when she said "you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought "Nah, forget it" - "Yo, homes to Bel Air". I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8. And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later". I looked at my kingdom I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503105)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: White irate brunch rigor

(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.)

fuck off

if anyone wants to verify hit reply to him and reply to me, see hte difference in our monikers. mine will show A game of \", his will show A game of \'\'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: Fishy Cuckoldry

(guy taking his flame way too seriously)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503123)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: White irate brunch rigor

sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today man. sorry this is a joke to u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503129)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: beady-eyed meetinghouse mental disorder

WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503270)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author:  self-centered

I don't know what to think anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503126)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:08 PM
Author: Hyperactive Violent Ratface Theater Stage

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503133)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:02 PM
Author:  self-centered

Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503116)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Fishy Cuckoldry

To get the deets on the Columbus day thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503132)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:04 PM
Author: Aggressive 180 Dilemma

And scene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503117)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Hyperactive Violent Ratface Theater Stage

nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503131)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: Aggressive 180 Dilemma

Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503138)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: Aggressive 180 Dilemma

This post is NON-CANNON

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503141)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: Fishy Cuckoldry

It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503148)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: ocher church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503185)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Ivory Exhilarant Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503203)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Aggressive 180 Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503266)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: ocher church

Shameful display, brother.

Go write your own thread with that throw back trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503160)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:51 PM
Author: Startling Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503537)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Garnet national toaster

real update, plz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503170)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author:  nowag

Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over 72 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503323)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: ocher church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503473)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:37 PM
Author: ocher church

Post 600!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503478)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: brilliant ape

you guys realize this is all flame, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503875)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:07 PM
Author: massive lettuce

they wall want to fuck their sisters tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503879)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:11 PM
Author: cerise provocative theatre cuckold

You don't?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: ocher church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504317)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: White irate brunch rigor

FINAL UPDATE:

The reenactment was a disaster. I was hungover. My little sister and I had only slept like 3 hours. Our other sisters were bitching. The neighbors were only there out of some sense of obligation and many had not come in costume. For the second part, we didnt even have a Pinta.

And all the while I could barely look my little sister in the eye. I kept having flashbacks and remembering more and more details from the night before. How small her tits felt. That first hot wetness fingering her in the car.

She didn't really seem into the reenactment either and has really outgrown her "Bianchinetta" dress. At one point she left, ran back into the house. When like 15 minutes had passed and she hadn't come back out, I went to look for her.

I found her in her bedroom, crying. It's funny -- despite all that had happened over the last few days I had never really talked with her. And as I posted above, she was in the second grade when I left home. This is how ignorant I had been of her. I had her birth year wrong! She's actually 18. Her favorite color is purple. She likes 80s synth stuff. She's actually pretty funny and smart. So many things I couldnt have guessed at.

So we sat on her mattress and talked. High school has changed a lot, even sine I was there. Apparently there's coke and molly all over the place, now. Snapshots of everyone's twats and cocks. Nobody even goes to the prom or plays sports. I think she really is struggling to feel at home there. She doesnt really trust her female friends and the high school guys are just retards, yelling "World Star" and pretending to fight.

I remembered when I was a senior. I really thought I had so much promise. Stupid as it sounds, I was sure I'd be living in Manhattan, writing novels, fucking models. I used to imagine Jay McInerny or Bret Ellis writing blurbs for my dust jackets. Now? Im a lawyer and get paid more the more I ruin other people's days.

We talked about all this. We were laughing at ourselves.

At one point we got into the shower. It seemed like the "kooky" thing to do, to use an XO meme. We were laughing then, too. She did tell me she loved me. That she wanted to come back to the city with me. That high school was bullshit and she could just as well read library books to get educated. That she knew it was obviously weird, but she just wanted to live with me, take care of me.

The water was running into her eyes, huge drops on her eyelashes, and it was running down her tits and her stomach.

I was putting the words together in my mouth to tell her no. To tell her that I was glad we were getting closer, but that this was the craziest weekend of my life and it had to end right away. That I was a lawyer, for Gods sake.

But it's funny -- I guess I had been thinking about Christopher Columbus. LOL. All afternoon I had been sweating in those clothes, thinking. He was the son of a cheese merchant. A nobody. He taught himself Latin, Portuguese and Castilian. He spent long nights alone, poring over Ptolemy and astronomy and world history, fantasizing about Marco Polo, looking out at the stars until the sky lightened and it was day again. Europe, the church, the rules of society... those things couldn't hold him. He was going to get out of that. There was another destiny for him.

So at one point, my little sister was down on her knees in the shower, her arms around my legs, and I was just sort of rubbing my cock over her face. She took it in her mouth and I looked down at her and said, "Okay. Let's do it. Let's sail for a new world."

Our family isn't thrilled, of course. Im not even sure they've processed what we told them yet. It will probably take some time. Christopher Columbus had a family too, though. And he had to leave them. There was an edge to the map, a place where it went blank, and he needed to see what was just past it. He needed to push on.

http://imgur.com/hC7tZd7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:16 PM
Author:  impressive international law enforcement agency skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504162)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: Copper Mildly Autistic Feces Casino

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504166)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: Stimulating effete tattoo useless brakes

youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before but my new guess is tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504180)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: Copper Mildly Autistic Feces Casino

need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in the shower, less about christopher columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504182)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:21 PM
Author: Stimulating effete tattoo useless brakes

that stupid shit screamed tbf to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504184)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author:  primrose french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504265)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Harsh Plaza

cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historical shit + TBF "appearing" like the Cheshire cat because he can't help himself (like naming himself a victim for Tobin Bell)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504204)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Stimulating effete tattoo useless brakes

also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style

editL so does this mean TBF owns a dildo or that he has a gf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504210)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: Mischievous Impertinent Dysfunction

Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like the only true 180 thread this year. Search your name ITT and find about 14 different nasally, whiny complaints about gay shit or how you could do better. You literally only came to this heterosexual thread to complain about shit, lol. You literally can't stand straight people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504215)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: Stimulating effete tattoo useless brakes

sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the last update. its broter-sister literotica man, shit isn't that serious. why so mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504218)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: Harsh Plaza

def owns dildo

but he's just using pics from elsewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504216)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:24 PM
Author: cobalt macaca

this ending isn't very satisfying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504189)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: flesh nibblets

cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot on tits or even face. something for fuck sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504201)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: bat shit crazy smoky abode

it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and white movies where women are called dames.

it reminded me of this:

It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504269)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:55 PM
Author: pungent hell jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504300)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: Supple location philosopher-king

gross man thats ur sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504212)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: Hyperactive Violent Ratface Theater Stage

did u fuck or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504256)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: ocher church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504312)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:08 PM
Author: Copper Mildly Autistic Feces Casino

180

Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you were a trooper itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504325)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: ocher church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504336)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Shimmering alcoholic halford newt

120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this was 180) will henceforth be known as "sailing for the new world."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504346)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: chestnut national security agency

OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to lose a lot of points on the dismount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504398)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: mewling glittery area immigrant

The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. That had the potential to make thing far more complex and interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504436)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author:  self-centered

Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in time it will be given its due.

A true 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504579)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#29224043)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: al sapienza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#49330102)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:30 PM
Author: Aggressive 180 Dilemma

I like it. Good luck brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504689)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Brass chapel

You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitlaw hell thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26505288)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 11:22 PM
Author: Twisted Splenetic Mad Cow Disease

This is a great guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26512423)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Histrionic Chad

180, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26505357)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: Slate Stain

brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for putting together a narrative. more Carver than McInerney, but for an amateur, this is absolute 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26505500)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:47 AM
Author: Bearded Masturbator

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31586951)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:21 PM
Author:  jade knife

This conclusion has aged surprisingly well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31767945)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#36990661)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:24 AM
Author: Jet shaky azn

Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or more to lick for an hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#43254552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:36 PM
Author:  olive therapy

i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man and his young lady are what is really important here. i see poetic genius in how the writer tied in the monumental changes he was undergoing to the events in the world at large, all while digesting heavy themes of fate, free will, and love.

if you want an incest stroke story, go to literotica or storiesonline.net.

the way the writer chose to end it is far more memorable than hearing about how amazingly intense their mutual orgasms were as they indulged in their primal draw to make babby in little sisters belly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504444)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:05 PM
Author: confused

"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world." Providence Journal-Bulletin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504594)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:25 PM
Author: Mischievous Impertinent Dysfunction

Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or setting?) over her ass, like the pert round globe that doubters thought was flat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504668)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: bat shit crazy smoky abode

love? he didn't know her

your flame is equally obvious to the op's. this whole thread is overrated except for the 120's given to the ending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504683)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: Saffron Tantric Legal Warrant Bawdyhouse

titc analysis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26544302)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:25 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#36990680)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:09 PM
Author: ruby charismatic stag film twinkling uncleanness

well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl info, and tomorrow I'll appear on some list of pervert lawyers, but I guess it was worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26505321)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: Talented Ebony Native

A+++++

i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread delivered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26507722)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:27 AM
Author: Insanely creepy university partner

OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johnsmeyer used in his deleted Twitter profile. Plus this is classic Johnsmeyer flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26507734)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:31 AM
Author: mauve marketing idea

Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with your moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26507746)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: Insanely creepy university partner

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26508482)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: ocher church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26597580)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author:  self-centered



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26870960)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: twinkling infuriating digit ratio ticket booth

The total drop off of posting after the climax is really shocking. Like everyone needed at least a month of quiet reflection to digest the events that unfolded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26870979)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: adventurous blood rage

no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. This thread was like the Matrix trilogy - at first, it blew your mind and you couldn't stop thinking about it, but then as it progressed it ended in a complete shitshow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26870989)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 12:22 AM
Author: Copper Mildly Autistic Feces Casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#27637414)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:43 AM
Author: confused



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#27669956)



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Date: April 22nd, 2015 12:54 PM
Author:  Salmon

http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amazingly-reunited-over-tinder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#27737048)



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Date: May 17th, 2015 6:33 PM
Author: cracking corner old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#27910458)



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Date: June 4th, 2015 11:38 PM
Author:  tripping quadroon



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Date: August 18th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: twinkling infuriating digit ratio ticket booth

Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#28575862)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:14 AM
Author:  selfie

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#28910271)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:47 AM
Author: chartreuse wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#28945152)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:58 AM
Author:  self-centered

How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#28945193)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 10:39 AM
Author: lemon hairless



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#28951145)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: Beta

Columbus day bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#28952263)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: zombie-like property

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#29223927)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 2:42 PM
Author: drunken very tactful deer antler

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#29251784)



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Date: December 24th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Copper Mildly Autistic Feces Casino



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Copper Mildly Autistic Feces Casino

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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author:  tripping quadroon



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:35 PM
Author:  tan police squad

the beginning of the degenerate era

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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: Wonderful balding clown



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: milky keepsake machete



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: 

PotY 2014

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Date: August 21st, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: Insanely creepy university partner



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:50 AM
Author: Dun



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:54 AM
Author: Copper Mildly Autistic Feces Casino

god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening. amazing

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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Coral Travel Guidebook Love Of Her Life



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: onyx well-lubricated pervert preventive strike

fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck

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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:11 PM
Author: sticky elastic band

I;ve been here too long.

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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: onyx well-lubricated pervert preventive strike

this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it was 2 years ago

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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: Coral Travel Guidebook Love Of Her Life

reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days with different set pieces (the dildo/stuffed animal, CFB)...it is self-contained and reads like a play with other poasters as the chorus

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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: autistic puce kitty pistol



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author: Coral Travel Guidebook Love Of Her Life

so who was the author, TBF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31398132)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Gay half-breed

Game of ""

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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Coral Travel Guidebook Love Of Her Life

i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31398967)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:44 PM
Author: Chrome sneaky criminal



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:56 PM
Author: Dun

the author is definitely tbtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31401520)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:13 AM
Author: chartreuse wrinkle



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: Cream Outnumbered Market Reading Party

The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both very hot, one guy one girl. It recently came out that they were fucking all of high school, LJL

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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:25 PM
Author: bat shit crazy smoky abode

did they have a midget sibling, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31767975)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 6:39 PM
Author: unholy bespoke

:-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31591197)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Copper Mildly Autistic Feces Casino

still GOAT POTUS thread

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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: unholy bespoke

The POTUS of XODUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31768006)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 10:59 PM
Author: Territorial crotch

you never know what could happen on that golden day that they call Columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31771970)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: 



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Date: November 21st, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: pungent hell jew



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Date: January 10th, 2017 4:44 PM
Author: Copper Mildly Autistic Feces Casino



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Light Brethren



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: pungent hell jew



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:11 PM
Author: unholy bespoke



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:12 PM
Author: Offensive organic girlfriend

Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen

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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:19 PM
Author: unholy bespoke



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Date: February 4th, 2017 11:40 PM
Author: unholy bespoke



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:35 AM
Author: Territorial crotch



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Date: February 8th, 2017 12:53 PM
Author: unholy bespoke



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Date: June 28th, 2017 8:31 PM
Author:  Sound Barrier



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Date: August 24th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author:  domesticated



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Date: September 1st, 2017 3:14 PM
Author: Lake Incel Generalized Bond

San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to Incest Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#34116947)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:46 PM
Author: Sadistic new version

how has this not been bumped yet today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#34401929)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:51 PM
Author: Offensive organic girlfriend

I can never remember the title keywords

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Date: October 9th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Ungodly Weed Whacker Step-uncle's House

Columbus Day BUMP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#34404981)



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Date: December 18th, 2017 2:24 PM
Author:  Potus

There should be a Christmas episode of this story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#34949769)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:50 AM
Author:  filthpig



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:52 AM
Author: yapping canary

Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#35093676)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: Chrome sneaky criminal



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Date: June 12th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: laughsome field



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Date: October 6th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: Territorial crotch

pre-columbus day bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#36976356)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 9:53 AM
Author: Lake Incel Generalized Bond

4 year bump

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Date: October 9th, 2018 10:02 AM
Author:  cyan personal credit line

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#36989822)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: hateful lascivious garrison



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Date: May 19th, 2019 12:13 PM
Author: Flickering fat ankles



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Date: May 19th, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: soul-stirring site



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Date: October 14th, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: Mischievous Impertinent Dysfunction



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Date: May 5th, 2020 12:41 PM
Author: Copper Mildly Autistic Feces Casino



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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:40 PM
Author: Azure kitty cat



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Date: June 29th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: 



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Date: July 10th, 2020 6:24 PM
Author: Mischievous Impertinent Dysfunction



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:27 AM
Author: peach base sex offender



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:46 AM
Author: Red liquid oxygen

Happy early Columbus Day to you too

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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:29 AM
Author: Know-it-all dingle berry gaming laptop

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#41084602)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:25 PM
Author: Burgundy pocket flask

TITCR

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Date: October 8th, 2021 9:28 PM
Author:  cyan personal credit line



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:23 PM
Author:  umber messiness



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Date: October 11th, 2021 9:29 AM
Author: Mischievous Impertinent Dysfunction



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:28 AM
Author: Flushed Factory Reset Button

So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgur link down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#43254567)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:43 AM
Author: drab

The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the original back in the day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#43254662)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 12:10 PM
Author: drab

Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Columbus Day update (even if flame)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#43254899)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author:  cyan personal credit line



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Date: December 2nd, 2021 6:12 AM
Author: black dopamine



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: submissive ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#45297068)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author:  Gaping

fuck we missed Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#45297072)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: onyx well-lubricated pervert preventive strike

Man this makes me feel old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#45297247)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:03 PM
Author: pale wagecucks

Happy Columbus Day!

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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:15 PM
Author: black dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#45309181)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 4:32 PM
Author: black dopamine

One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like I was listening to the Orson Welles War of the World radio broadcast when it first came out. I imagine a team of MIT students with earbuds as if breaking a casino with Ed Thorpe jumping up and down & high-fiving after the final pic is poasted. Well fucking done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#45536449)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:29 AM
Author: maize church building black woman



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:20 AM
Author: fluffy idiotic jap



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:21 AM
Author:  buff round eye dog poop

Time flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#46276172)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 3:30 AM
Author: Beta

This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's like cleaning out your closet on a saturday afternoon and coming across your favorite old movie or video game and just quitting for the rest of the day to give it a runthrough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#46276492)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:00 AM
Author: submissive ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#46905907)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author:  Gaping

best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem like this was 9 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#46905917)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: goy orbison



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:32 AM
Author:  goal in life

My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sister giggle with each other about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#46905960)



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Date: October 10th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author: Territorial crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#46911844)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author:  milk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#46962930)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:21 PM
Author: Territorial crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#46962948)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:27 PM
Author: unholy bespoke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#46962972)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author: 

DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME

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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author: black dopamine



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:42 PM
Author:  cyan personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#46963013)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: cocky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#48193545)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:41 PM
Author: french trust fund

I was thinking about this thread earlier today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#48193551)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: White irate brunch rigor

I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO

:/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#48194098)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: maize church building black woman

good work, i remember this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#48194099)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: al sapienza

Almost that time of year again ⛵️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#49330062)