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Swiped younger sister right on Tinder as a joke. She matched &

before I could message her "Haha" or something, sh...
mind-boggling yellow voyeur
  10/09/14
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brindle halford
  10/09/14
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Burgundy self-absorbed psychic rigpig
  10/09/14
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costumed magical quadroon clown
  10/09/14
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Comical Emerald Keepsake Machete
  10/09/14
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vigorous chocolate heaven indirect expression
  10/09/14
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Pink appetizing legal warrant ticket booth
  10/09/14
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titillating coffee pot hospital
  10/09/14
its cliche to say "not flame" but its not. I wa...
mind-boggling yellow voyeur
  10/09/14
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brindle halford
  10/09/14
HOW much younger
costumed magical quadroon clown
  10/09/14
11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the...
mind-boggling yellow voyeur
  10/09/14
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brindle halford
  10/09/14
Im 28 bro. When I left home she was in the 2nd grade
mind-boggling yellow voyeur
  10/09/14
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brindle halford
  10/09/14
Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?
bistre razzle-dazzle blood rage office
  10/09/14
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Razzle buff school
  10/09/14
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brindle halford
  10/09/14
send her a dick pic
Pink appetizing legal warrant ticket booth
  10/09/14
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Razzle buff school
  10/09/14
she's flaming u back u autistic wizard
Amber Parlor
  10/09/14
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brindle halford
  10/09/14
fuck her, and society, right in the ass
Mildly Autistic Infuriating French Chef Newt
  10/08/16
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bistre razzle-dazzle blood rage office
  10/09/14
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Hateful twinkling house reading party
  10/09/14
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tan rehab mood
  10/09/14
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High-end Marvelous State
  10/09/14
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Geriatric dull mediation
  10/09/14
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Coral stimulating parlour dopamine
  10/09/14
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Concupiscible Slippery Whorehouse Genital Piercing
  10/09/14
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ungodly public bath ratface
  10/10/14
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Henna Trailer Park Multi-billionaire
  10/10/14
laughing so hard at this
Snowy shivering corner selfie
  10/18/14
what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it
talented kitty cat
  10/08/16
https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z
Bonkers Community Account
  10/06/25
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smoky cracking senate puppy
  05/15/22
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High-end Marvelous State
  10/27/14
Depends. How attractive is she?
vengeful kitchen
  10/09/14
not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread. ...
beady-eyed mental disorder shrine
  10/11/14
?
Embarrassed to the bone cyan range brethren
  10/11/14
imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.
beady-eyed mental disorder shrine
  10/11/14
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duck-like electric double fault
  10/27/14
bump for columbus day
hairraiser ladyboy
  10/06/15
At Christmas http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl
umber overrated university personal credit line
  12/25/15
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Unholy cerebral scourge upon the earth
  02/05/17
lol
exciting flushed famous landscape painting
  10/09/14
Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your p...
Arrogant ruddy cuckold
  10/09/14
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brindle halford
  10/09/14
brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone ...
costumed magical quadroon clown
  10/09/14
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High-end Marvelous State
  10/09/14
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Lime Home
  10/10/14
He speaks for all of us
internet-worthy tanning salon pisswyrm
  10/09/14
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spectacular opaque lodge private investor
  10/09/14
Sounds like Festivus
bistre razzle-dazzle blood rage office
  10/09/14
Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition not to me...
provocative honey-headed hissy fit
  10/09/14
Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather tha...
magenta mother
  10/09/14
yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interp...
mind-boggling yellow voyeur
  10/09/14
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brindle halford
  10/09/14
lolol. Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day cele...
Big Brilliant Goyim
  10/09/14
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brindle halford
  10/09/14
cr try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped toppin...
Amber Parlor
  10/09/14
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Fishy fragrant crotch indian lodge
  10/09/14
could send her a "rate this line" and then send th...
Galvanic Bawdyhouse Elastic Band
  10/09/14
Shrewd
swashbuckling effete jewess
  10/09/14
...
brindle halford
  10/09/14
Twist: She already sent him the lick message.
Big Brilliant Goyim
  10/09/14
...
Amber Parlor
  10/09/14
180
thriller death wish crackhouse
  10/09/14
180
gold party of the first part library
  10/09/14
180^180
Hateful twinkling house reading party
  10/09/14
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tan rehab mood
  10/09/14
what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you w...
Hateful twinkling house reading party
  10/09/14
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brindle halford
  10/09/14
how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying aroun...
Hateful twinkling house reading party
  10/09/14
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brindle halford
  10/09/14
"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh
costumed magical quadroon clown
  10/09/14
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brindle halford
  10/09/14
seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality
Galvanic Bawdyhouse Elastic Band
  10/09/14
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Hateful twinkling house reading party
  10/09/14
How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.
Burgundy self-absorbed psychic rigpig
  10/09/14
second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty s...
Amber Parlor
  10/09/14
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Embarrassed to the bone cyan range brethren
  10/09/14
No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.
peach school cafeteria
  10/09/14
wildly underrated
crusty painfully honest sanctuary
  10/09/14
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charismatic field
  12/06/14
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Fuchsia Cheese-eating Hell Skinny Woman
  10/10/20
You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you...
poppy principal's office gaping
  10/09/14
describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face
talented kitty cat
  10/09/14
i have no recollection of posting in this thread
talented kitty cat
  10/08/16
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Racy area
  10/31/16
OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?
Embarrassed to the bone cyan range brethren
  10/09/14
?
Turquoise orchestra pit knife
  10/09/14
it's a serious issue bro
Embarrassed to the bone cyan range brethren
  10/09/14
(xo 2014)
Aromatic primrose forum
  10/09/14
or 2013 or 2012 ... or 2004
ivory trump supporter
  10/09/14
a damning indictment.
Trip Pit
  10/11/14
180
shimmering adventurous stead
  10/09/14
if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have jus...
hairless useless brakes
  10/09/14
cr. swiping overrides biology
Embarrassed to the bone cyan range brethren
  10/09/14
...
Hateful twinkling house reading party
  10/09/14
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Lime Home
  10/09/14
Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sist...
spectacular opaque lodge private investor
  10/09/14
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brindle halford
  10/09/14
Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not ...
spectacular opaque lodge private investor
  10/09/14
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brindle halford
  10/09/14
1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)
hairless useless brakes
  10/09/14
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brindle halford
  10/09/14
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brindle halford
  10/09/14
honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kin...
Galvanic Bawdyhouse Elastic Band
  10/09/14
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brindle halford
  10/09/14
And 10/10 xo women
Coral stimulating parlour dopamine
  10/10/14
Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking abo...
brindle halford
  10/09/14
Titcr Occam's razor bro
Coral stimulating parlour dopamine
  10/09/14
It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery
brindle halford
  10/09/14
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wild soul-stirring persian striped hyena
  10/11/14
you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime ...
Comical Emerald Keepsake Machete
  10/09/14
...
brindle halford
  10/09/14
exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to m...
Comical Emerald Keepsake Machete
  10/09/14
...
brindle halford
  10/09/14
...
High-end Marvelous State
  10/09/14
...
Comical Emerald Keepsake Machete
  10/09/14
message back "well, at least one of us is hard."
motley chapel
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorro...
mind-boggling yellow voyeur
  10/09/14
lol
Burgundy self-absorbed psychic rigpig
  10/09/14
180
Embarrassed to the bone cyan range brethren
  10/09/14
lmao
Geriatric dull mediation
  10/09/14
tyft
Hateful twinkling house reading party
  10/09/14
Lol
brindle halford
  10/09/14
...
diverse hall doctorate
  10/09/14
This is good.
federal cuckoldry deer antler
  10/09/14
180 billion
hairless useless brakes
  10/09/14
well. fucking. played.
Amber Parlor
  10/09/14
very well executed, flame or not
Maize Maniacal New Version Institution
  10/09/14
...
Lime Home
  10/09/14
180 this is great
Canary generalized bond hunting ground
  10/10/14
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tan rehab mood
  10/11/14
The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?&...
translucent judgmental space corn cake
  10/09/14
yeah, this flame fucking sucks. diaf OP
Elite floppy church building
  10/09/14
Stfu we need this, badly.
Coral stimulating parlour dopamine
  10/09/14
(no fun guy)
180 chestnut regret brunch
  10/09/14
...
lemon toaster depressive
  06/05/18
(Guy who needs to STFU)
black prole
  10/09/14
Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014
Hateful twinkling house reading party
  10/09/14
UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a te...
mind-boggling yellow voyeur
  10/09/14
LOL homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pant...
Pearl Site Queen Of The Night
  10/09/14
...
brindle halford
  10/09/14
...
black prole
  10/09/14
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High-end Marvelous State
  10/27/14
...
Amber Parlor
  10/09/14
oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?
Razzmatazz locale pistol
  10/09/14
brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up...
vibrant offensive roast beef
  10/09/14
u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and...
talented kitty cat
  10/09/14
I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.
federal cuckoldry deer antler
  10/09/14
titcr
black prole
  10/09/14
...
federal cuckoldry deer antler
  10/09/14
why is she nervous?
Hateful twinkling house reading party
  10/09/14
Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.
Burgundy self-absorbed psychic rigpig
  10/09/14
...
tan rehab mood
  10/11/14
EDM sluts too YNY..
Comical Emerald Keepsake Machete
  10/09/14
this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincide...
lascivious crimson stag film
  10/09/14
get your phone charged, idiot you don't want a dead phone t...
ivory trump supporter
  10/10/14
Looks like a double date to me.
Pungent Rough-skinned Windowlicker Haunted Graveyard
  10/11/21
The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute?...
mind-boggling yellow voyeur
  10/09/14
Easy neg, just say she's your sister.
Burgundy self-absorbed psychic rigpig
  10/09/14
Post a pic of sis
internet-worthy tanning salon pisswyrm
  10/09/14
fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her f...
Hateful twinkling house reading party
  10/09/14
nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched wi...
Razzmatazz locale pistol
  10/09/14
yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she re...
Hateful twinkling house reading party
  10/09/14
MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has be...
brindle halford
  10/09/14
I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.
federal cuckoldry deer antler
  10/09/14
"MUCH more likely" tyft
ungodly public bath ratface
  10/11/14
well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea ...
Razzmatazz locale pistol
  10/09/14
nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on...
ungodly public bath ratface
  10/11/14
box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not...
demanding stubborn set
  10/09/14
underrated suggestion
bossy mauve travel guidebook patrolman
  10/11/14
selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thre...
Scarlet multi-colored boltzmann boistinker
  10/09/14
This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.
Garnet Liquid Oxygen Property
  10/09/14
There is some next level shit happening here. In this thr...
brindle halford
  10/09/14
ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too...
Comical Emerald Keepsake Machete
  10/09/14
DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWA...
Pearl Site Queen Of The Night
  10/09/14
i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that...
Comical Emerald Keepsake Machete
  10/09/14
...
Galvanic Bawdyhouse Elastic Band
  10/10/14
...
brindle halford
  10/09/14
...
black prole
  10/09/14
I've literally never been more excited in my life.
Coral stimulating parlour dopamine
  10/09/14
...
amethyst boyish theatre marketing idea
  10/09/14
...
Topaz excitant degenerate nursing home
  10/12/14
1800000000
abnormal love of her life
  10/09/14
I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.
Embarrassed to the bone cyan range brethren
  10/09/14
life is hard as shit they should fuck
amethyst boyish theatre marketing idea
  10/09/14
I really like this as just a general motto.
Burgundy self-absorbed psychic rigpig
  10/09/14
...
Lime Home
  10/10/14
You need to fuck her right in the pussy.
Embarrassed to the bone cyan range brethren
  10/09/14
Loling hard
federal cuckoldry deer antler
  10/09/14
Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my b...
brindle halford
  10/09/14
homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread
wild soul-stirring persian striped hyena
  10/11/14
can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding...
Blue irradiated center
  10/09/14
...
brindle halford
  10/09/14
there's prime real estate for sale further up.
Scarlet multi-colored boltzmann boistinker
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim ...
mind-boggling yellow voyeur
  10/09/14
backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz
Embarrassed to the bone cyan range brethren
  10/09/14
fuckk me
mind-boggling yellow voyeur
  10/09/14
you have to fuck her now, it's done
Embarrassed to the bone cyan range brethren
  10/09/14
i know u IRL
talented kitty cat
  10/09/14
god's work, friend OP- dem titties
Comical Emerald Keepsake Machete
  10/09/14
...
brindle halford
  10/09/14
unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her
vengeful kitchen
  10/09/14
*unzips pants* RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!
black prole
  10/09/14
WTF NOOOOOO
ruby location
  10/10/14
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again
Aromatic primrose forum
  10/10/14
fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!
wild soul-stirring persian striped hyena
  10/11/14
Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall
Burgundy self-absorbed psychic rigpig
  10/09/14
...
brindle halford
  10/09/14
multiple lols from reading this thread
Maize Maniacal New Version Institution
  10/09/14
discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make ...
talented kitty cat
  10/09/14
...
talented kitty cat
  10/10/14
...
hairless useless brakes
  10/09/14
i could see it
Embarrassed to the bone cyan range brethren
  10/09/14
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
Cruel-hearted Mexican
  10/09/14
BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s
Hateful twinkling house reading party
  10/09/14
...
Lime Home
  10/09/14
*ZOZO
Vivacious theater azn
  06/27/16
...
Salmon supple karate
  10/09/14
OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.
Comical Emerald Keepsake Machete
  10/09/14
The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive
Brass Foreskin
  10/10/14
gunna need to see that pic again
Bateful box office
  10/10/14
WTF?
Geriatric dull mediation
  10/10/14
UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover an...
mind-boggling yellow voyeur
  10/10/14
listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and ...
Geriatric dull mediation
  10/10/14
...
Embarrassed to the bone cyan range brethren
  10/10/14
120
abnormal love of her life
  10/10/14
post the pic again
Aromatic primrose forum
  10/10/14
...
federal cuckoldry deer antler
  10/10/14
Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happin...
brindle halford
  10/10/14
...
Comical Emerald Keepsake Machete
  10/10/14
Do it for yourself, do it for each other.
Coral stimulating parlour dopamine
  10/10/14
Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occu...
internet-worthy tanning salon pisswyrm
  10/10/14
TY, brother. That was deep.
brindle halford
  10/10/14
Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread
internet-worthy tanning salon pisswyrm
  10/10/14
...
brindle halford
  10/10/14
180 thread have a great weekend bro
contagious faggotry meetinghouse
  10/10/14
UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, ...
mind-boggling yellow voyeur
  10/10/14
your mom knows and she is very proud
ivory trump supporter
  10/10/14
This bro. Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl ...
Big Brilliant Goyim
  10/10/14
...
Odious mahogany business firm
  10/11/14
so rong, so rite
Wonderful police squad
  10/11/14
give in to nature, brother.
Embarrassed to the bone cyan range brethren
  10/10/14
...
brindle halford
  10/10/14
...
federal cuckoldry deer antler
  10/10/14
take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home....
flickering aphrodisiac sandwich
  10/10/14
work out first, then skip the shower.
Embarrassed to the bone cyan range brethren
  10/10/14
...
brindle halford
  10/10/14
Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unloc...
federal cuckoldry deer antler
  10/10/14
...
brindle halford
  10/10/14
What's for dinner?
Passionate church
  10/10/14
Jack off in the shampoo bottle
internet-worthy tanning salon pisswyrm
  10/10/14
Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it...
poppy principal's office gaping
  10/10/14
180
Soggy dashing spot
  10/10/14
Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making he...
low-t glittery market
  10/10/14
This can be their Columbus Day thing.
Lime Home
  10/10/14
she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she...
vengeful kitchen
  10/10/14
she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him...
poppy principal's office gaping
  10/10/14
...
Lime Home
  10/10/14
why would u go to jail bro
Hateful twinkling house reading party
  10/10/14
even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.
Grizzly twinkling uncleanness piazza
  10/10/14
She can't handle how much she wants the dick. No, though,...
Burgundy self-absorbed psychic rigpig
  10/10/14
wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove ...
Hateful twinkling house reading party
  10/10/14
...
brindle halford
  10/11/14
This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thre...
Hateful twinkling house reading party
  10/10/14
...
Lime Home
  10/10/14
it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/maj...
Wonderful police squad
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not hom...
mind-boggling yellow voyeur
  10/11/14
*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning...
stirring gaming laptop
  10/11/14
Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.
histrionic ape
  10/11/14
And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childho...
mind-boggling yellow voyeur
  10/11/14
omg
vengeful kitchen
  10/11/14
wtfffff, this cannot be real
Curious National Fat Ankles
  10/11/14
HAHAHAHAHA
House-broken orchid milk
  10/11/14
Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your...
Salmon supple karate
  10/11/14
...
Embarrassed to the bone cyan range brethren
  10/11/14
...
House-broken orchid milk
  10/11/14
this isn't box but otherwise cr
Sepia Deranged Feces
  10/11/14
...
Lime Home
  10/11/14
honored but this isn't my work
Snowy shivering corner selfie
  10/18/14
...
Exhilarant cumskin
  04/01/22
I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love...
Learning Disabled Base Toilet Seat
  10/11/14
oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.
Carmine alcoholic filthpig native
  10/11/14
...
brindle halford
  10/11/14
...
High-end Marvelous State
  10/27/14
agreed, best thread of 2014 already
Laughsome insecure philosopher-king garrison
  10/11/14
Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothi...
House-broken orchid milk
  10/11/14
Creampie pics
vengeful kitchen
  10/11/14
...
brindle halford
  10/11/14
Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position
Laughsome insecure philosopher-king garrison
  10/11/14
...
talented kitty cat
  10/11/14
ROFL mr wubbly u fuckin slut
Amber Parlor
  10/11/14
Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful
internet-worthy tanning salon pisswyrm
  10/11/14
...
brindle halford
  10/11/14
...
peach school cafeteria
  11/21/15
ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY
brindle halford
  10/11/14
...
Odious mahogany business firm
  10/11/14
...
Lime Home
  10/11/14
...
Amber Parlor
  10/11/14
*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*
High-end Marvelous State
  10/27/14
lmfao
provocative honey-headed hissy fit
  10/11/14
amazing
fiercely-loyal aquamarine theater stage
  10/11/14
Holy shit, can't stop LOLing
federal cuckoldry deer antler
  10/11/14
180
Burgundy self-absorbed psychic rigpig
  10/11/14
...
Galvanic Bawdyhouse Elastic Band
  10/11/14
...
Lime Home
  10/11/14
OH GOD, OH-
High-end Marvelous State
  10/27/14
OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA&qu...
Charcoal station
  10/11/14
Not the point you turd
Learning Disabled Base Toilet Seat
  10/11/14
FUCKING DOOBS
House-broken orchid milk
  10/11/14
nice work, ape detective doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at l...
Amber Parlor
  10/11/14
Seriously.
brindle halford
  10/11/14
did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you...
Carmine alcoholic filthpig native
  10/11/14
...
Sepia Deranged Feces
  10/11/14
180. And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.
Arousing avocado alpha stage
  10/11/14
long overdue 180 to this one
thriller death wish crackhouse
  03/28/16
...
brindle halford
  10/11/14
...
brindle halford
  10/11/14
...
Hateful twinkling house reading party
  10/11/14
fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch ...
Heady Background Story Nowag
  10/11/14
...
Splenetic territorial athletic conference
  10/11/14
...
Hateful twinkling house reading party
  10/11/14
plz poast
hilarious resort
  10/11/14
must need fap soon.
Splenetic territorial athletic conference
  10/11/14
co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS
wild soul-stirring persian striped hyena
  10/11/14
Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them poste...
brindle halford
  10/11/14
short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerle...
magenta mother
  10/11/14
somebody pls respond
bossy mauve travel guidebook patrolman
  10/11/14
For the love of god
federal cuckoldry deer antler
  10/11/14
...
brindle halford
  10/11/14
lol the loving detail that went into this description, man
Amber Parlor
  10/11/14
you're a good dood
bossy mauve travel guidebook patrolman
  10/11/14
I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little frea...
mind-boggling yellow voyeur
  10/11/14
good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast
internet-worthy tanning salon pisswyrm
  10/11/14
180 this thread is delivering.
unhinged citrine stage
  10/11/14
I BELIEVE
startled turdskin
  10/11/14
describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls i...
talented kitty cat
  10/11/14
plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again
wild soul-stirring persian striped hyena
  10/11/14
1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much durin...
Coral stimulating parlour dopamine
  10/11/14
...
brindle halford
  10/11/14
THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL
federal cuckoldry deer antler
  10/11/14
FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY
Odious mahogany business firm
  10/11/14
...
brindle halford
  10/11/14
lol 180
Amber Parlor
  10/11/14
OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand...
magenta mother
  10/11/14
(NOT a Lannister fan)
brindle halford
  10/11/14
...
cruise ship
  10/11/14
poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity
Coral stimulating parlour dopamine
  10/11/14
please delete. Let him write the story.
Yapping Step-uncle's House
  10/11/14
lol at people ITT believing the OP well done
plaza laser beams
  10/11/14
...
brindle halford
  10/11/14
never claimed to be a flame scholar
plaza laser beams
  10/11/14
uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180
costumed magical quadroon clown
  10/11/14
this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titilla...
Indigo jew point
  10/11/14
(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relation...
Coral stimulating parlour dopamine
  10/11/14
(evan39)
abnormal love of her life
  10/11/14
you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the X...
vengeful kitchen
  10/11/14
it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme wa...
Indigo jew point
  10/11/14
http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg
Bipolar Sinister Den Organic Girlfriend
  10/11/14
keeping it real
Yapping Step-uncle's House
  10/11/14
...
wild soul-stirring persian striped hyena
  10/11/14
cr
menage
  10/11/14
Amen.
Khaki trust fund
  10/11/14
lol cr
charismatic field
  10/11/14
...
ungodly public bath ratface
  10/11/14
...
Amber Parlor
  10/11/14
...
Lime Home
  10/11/14
...
High-end Marvelous State
  10/27/14
i can't see how this could end badly
bossy mauve travel guidebook patrolman
  10/11/14
...
brindle halford
  10/11/14
it's fucking awesome
amethyst boyish theatre marketing idea
  10/11/14
it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and th...
bossy mauve travel guidebook patrolman
  10/11/14
" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family ap...
vengeful kitchen
  10/11/14
this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure...
bossy mauve travel guidebook patrolman
  10/11/14
what makes you an expert on consensual incest?
vengeful kitchen
  10/11/14
i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature tee...
bossy mauve travel guidebook patrolman
  10/11/14
i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls ...
amethyst boyish theatre marketing idea
  10/11/14
180
Copper black woman locus
  10/11/14
if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal fir...
bossy mauve travel guidebook patrolman
  10/11/14
...
brindle halford
  10/11/14
Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your ...
frum abode
  10/11/14
...
amethyst boyish theatre marketing idea
  10/11/14
(Really gullible person)
Hateful twinkling house reading party
  10/11/14
On the other hand....YOLO!
magenta mother
  10/11/14
counterpoint: they should do it
amethyst boyish theatre marketing idea
  10/11/14
fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they shou...
bossy mauve travel guidebook patrolman
  10/11/14
...
brindle halford
  10/11/14
We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year...
federal cuckoldry deer antler
  10/11/14
...
Coral stimulating parlour dopamine
  10/11/14
there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i ...
abnormal love of her life
  10/11/14
...
brindle halford
  10/11/14
i agree. one person is going to get their dick wet insid...
talented kitty cat
  10/11/14
lol
Ocher casino hairy legs
  10/11/14
underrated
Razzmatazz locale pistol
  10/11/14
...
milky temple
  10/12/14
...
High-end Marvelous State
  10/27/14
itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters
lascivious crimson stag film
  10/11/14
So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?
brindle halford
  10/11/14
...
federal cuckoldry deer antler
  10/11/14
hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of thi...
lascivious crimson stag film
  10/11/14
...
brindle halford
  10/11/14
been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight
lascivious crimson stag film
  10/11/14
...
High-end Marvelous State
  10/27/14
lol
gas station
  10/11/14
If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology
Salmon supple karate
  10/11/14
Can I please have my dildo back?
pale old irish cottage
  10/11/14
...
well-lubricated lay faggot firefighter
  10/11/14
180
unhinged citrine stage
  10/11/14
180
costumed magical quadroon clown
  10/11/14
180
Amber Parlor
  10/11/14
...
ungodly public bath ratface
  10/11/14
This is how I envision this thread going down: http://youtu...
Mischievous Dilemma Incel
  10/11/14
...
Indecent jap
  10/11/14
that was a good thread
Amber Parlor
  10/11/14
This link is incredibly accurate. Sister in vid is hawt.
umber overrated university personal credit line
  10/12/14
UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and tw...
mind-boggling yellow voyeur
  10/11/14
Nicely slow-played, OP.
magenta mother
  10/11/14
...
Embarrassed to the bone cyan range brethren
  10/11/14
...
brindle halford
  10/11/14
180
unhinged citrine stage
  10/11/14
OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend toni...
magenta mother
  10/11/14
...
brindle halford
  10/11/14
I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is ...
magenta mother
  10/11/14
I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you o...
brindle halford
  10/11/14
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&f...
demanding stubborn set
  10/11/14
Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her d...
cobalt wagecucks
  10/11/14
Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notorio...
brindle halford
  10/11/14
u sir are the stockton to OP's malone
Coral stimulating parlour dopamine
  10/11/14
...
internet-worthy tanning salon pisswyrm
  10/11/14
I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.
brindle halford
  10/11/14
...
Hateful twinkling house reading party
  10/11/14
...
High-end Marvelous State
  10/27/14
This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marr...
Hateful twinkling house reading party
  10/11/14
This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I...
brindle halford
  10/11/14
Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf Go on...
Hateful twinkling house reading party
  10/11/14
Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider...
brindle halford
  10/11/14
Go on...
High-end Marvelous State
  10/27/14
...
demanding stubborn set
  10/11/14
Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight
internet-worthy tanning salon pisswyrm
  10/11/14
"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trai...
bespoke giraffe digit ratio
  10/11/14
...
internet-worthy tanning salon pisswyrm
  10/11/14
Brother, it was like you were actually there.
brindle halford
  10/11/14
gotta be this commercial, amirite? http://www.youtube.com...
cobalt wagecucks
  10/11/14
Yessir.
bespoke giraffe digit ratio
  10/11/14
Sister: You're my present this year Brother: Well why don...
talented kitty cat
  10/11/14
...
Sepia Deranged Feces
  10/11/14
...
Lime Home
  10/11/14
Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.
Misanthropic Address
  10/12/14
...
High-end Marvelous State
  10/27/14
...
milky temple
  10/12/14
...
High-end Marvelous State
  10/27/14
Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire ...
Hateful twinkling house reading party
  10/11/14
...
brindle halford
  10/11/14
lol incestmos
Curious National Fat Ankles
  10/11/14
Greatest flame thread in XO history?
ungodly public bath ratface
  10/11/14
...
brindle halford
  10/11/14
Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the ti...
Hateful twinkling house reading party
  10/11/14
...
brindle halford
  10/11/14
Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history t...
Hateful twinkling house reading party
  10/11/14
TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people
cobalt wagecucks
  10/11/14
Doesn't change what I said This is probably the first thr...
Hateful twinkling house reading party
  10/11/14
the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of h...
Amber Parlor
  10/11/14
JFC, that was a great thread
High-end Marvelous State
  10/27/14
op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?
costumed magical quadroon clown
  10/11/14
...
headpube
  10/11/14
How has no one reposted the pic
Kitty Main People
  10/11/14
...
headpube
  10/11/14
Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker
Hateful twinkling house reading party
  10/11/14
...
Embarrassed to the bone cyan range brethren
  10/11/14
Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for?...
Hateful twinkling house reading party
  10/11/14
God fucking dammit
diverse hall doctorate
  10/11/14
What the fuck - it's doobs!!
Learning Disabled Base Toilet Seat
  10/11/14
anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo...
Curious National Fat Ankles
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit off...
mind-boggling yellow voyeur
  10/11/14
cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pa...
Amber Parlor
  10/11/14
lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rap...
demanding stubborn set
  10/11/14
Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to...
Coral stimulating parlour dopamine
  10/11/14
...
brindle halford
  10/11/14
...
vibrant offensive roast beef
  10/11/14
Get help Doobs/Box
Aqua
  10/11/14
more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this....
Heady Background Story Nowag
  10/11/14
motherfucker give us the goddamn pic I'm a lifelong trust...
Heady Background Story Nowag
  10/11/14
UPDATE: maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate ...
mind-boggling yellow voyeur
  10/11/14
in on epic thread
Gaped Cerise Dragon Dog Poop
  10/11/14
...
Aromatic primrose forum
  10/11/14
...
Lime Home
  10/11/14
Oh my
internet-worthy tanning salon pisswyrm
  10/11/14
omg
  10/11/14
...
buck-toothed
  10/11/14
delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart ...
Amber Parlor
  10/11/14
seriously. the man has a family, after all.
magenta mother
  10/11/14
BAW GAWD
internet-worthy tanning salon pisswyrm
  10/11/14
...
Lime Home
  10/11/14
Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space
brindle halford
  10/11/14
What the fuck is going on
Burgundy self-absorbed psychic rigpig
  10/11/14
there's to be a fuck going on alright
  10/11/14
WHAT IN THE 180
doobsian messiness affirmative action
  10/11/14
GOOD LUCK, BROTHER
Outnumbered Idea He Suggested Becky
  10/11/14
what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stone...
poppy principal's office gaping
  10/11/14
Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is a...
Gaped Cerise Dragon Dog Poop
  10/11/14
By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap th...
Glassy Gunner
  10/11/14
...
brindle halford
  10/11/14
fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pin...
stirring gaming laptop
  10/11/14
...
lascivious crimson stag film
  10/11/14
Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as...
brindle halford
  10/11/14
...
Topaz excitant degenerate nursing home
  10/12/14
thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.
low-t glittery market
  10/11/14
i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there...
rose associate
  10/11/14
...
brindle halford
  10/11/14
...
ungodly public bath ratface
  10/11/14
ungh so hard now.
Trip Pit
  10/11/14
wtf
Bright
  10/11/14
Xo 2014: this is believable Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MI...
Pearly International Law Enforcement Agency
  10/11/14
bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar ...
stirring gaming laptop
  10/11/14
Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a wait...
Pearly International Law Enforcement Agency
  10/11/14
Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit'...
pale old irish cottage
  10/11/14
...
Amber Parlor
  10/11/14
...
brindle halford
  10/11/14
iwanttobelieve.jpg
Amber Parlor
  10/11/14
http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_...
poppy principal's office gaping
  10/11/14
Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally postin...
cobalt wagecucks
  10/11/14
was the Lucio moniker doobs?
Soggy dashing spot
  10/11/14
That's what I thought
cobalt wagecucks
  10/11/14
what lucio moniker? wat poast?
stirring gaming laptop
  10/11/14
I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this ...
doobsian messiness affirmative action
  10/11/14
Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.
cobalt wagecucks
  10/11/14
...
Amber Parlor
  10/11/14
The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reac...
demanding stubborn set
  10/11/14
Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A G...
doobsian messiness affirmative action
  10/11/14
...
brindle halford
  10/11/14
...
Hateful twinkling house reading party
  10/11/14
Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at so...
pale old irish cottage
  10/11/14
Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy We salute you.
brindle halford
  10/11/14
...
Amber Parlor
  10/11/14
You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinof...
Sadistic know-it-all telephone
  10/11/14
CRIMINALLY underrated poast
flesh stock car
  11/21/15
...
bespoke giraffe digit ratio
  10/11/14
...
brindle halford
  10/11/14
gtfo
wild soul-stirring persian striped hyena
  10/12/14
...
brindle halford
  10/11/14
To be fair, Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't ...
Olive
  10/11/14
Holy shit
Learning Disabled Base Toilet Seat
  10/11/14
?
Pearl Site Queen Of The Night
  10/11/14
...
haunting yarmulke shitlib
  10/11/14
180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end ...
Puce mad cow disease
  10/11/14
i think it is :(
abnormal love of her life
  10/11/14
If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort ...
Puce mad cow disease
  10/11/14
good self deprecation
  10/11/14
...
haunting yarmulke shitlib
  10/11/14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU
Crystalline Thirsty Lettuce
  10/11/14
lol
Amber Parlor
  10/12/14
180, this is a goat thread
ungodly public bath ratface
  10/12/14
180
bbw
  10/12/14
update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie...
mind-boggling yellow voyeur
  10/11/14
120
Arrogant ruddy cuckold
  10/11/14
Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style ...
internet-worthy tanning salon pisswyrm
  10/11/14
Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up li...
ungodly public bath ratface
  10/11/14
...
brindle halford
  10/11/14
what song is playing?
ungodly public bath ratface
  10/11/14
Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u
Coral stimulating parlour dopamine
  10/11/14
dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick...
Jet-lagged Fortuitous Meteor
  10/12/14
...
House-broken orchid milk
  10/12/14
being too drunk is going to ruin this
Maize Maniacal New Version Institution
  10/12/14
u need to fuck ur sister u owe us
amethyst boyish theatre marketing idea
  10/12/14
...
Heady Background Story Nowag
  12/06/14
...
House-broken orchid milk
  10/12/14
shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular her...
mewling sweet tailpipe
  10/12/14
Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook: ht...
slate fighting place of business
  10/12/14
...
brindle halford
  10/12/14
Holy shit holy shit
mind-boggling yellow voyeur
  10/12/14
Well!?
diverse hall doctorate
  10/12/14
...
House-broken orchid milk
  10/12/14
plz respond
amethyst boyish theatre marketing idea
  10/12/14
I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the...
Turquoise orchestra pit knife
  10/12/14
just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.
Sepia Deranged Feces
  10/12/14
Well?
low-t glittery market
  10/12/14
It is the clutch situation of the season. ...
Slap-happy white electric furnace
  10/12/14
what's it gonna be boy
Pearl Site Queen Of The Night
  10/12/14
180000000
unhinged citrine stage
  10/12/14
??
Geriatric dull mediation
  10/12/14
??? ! ???
Lime Home
  10/12/14
Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY ...
brindle halford
  10/12/14
more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on th...
factory reset button
  10/12/14
Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame as...
Burgundy self-absorbed psychic rigpig
  10/12/14
...
brindle halford
  10/12/14
K, ty.
Burgundy self-absorbed psychic rigpig
  10/12/14
Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting cau...
brindle halford
  10/12/14
Double post, sorry.
Burgundy self-absorbed psychic rigpig
  10/12/14
My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also fe...
mind-boggling yellow voyeur
  10/12/14
...
brindle halford
  10/12/14
...
brindle halford
  10/12/14
...this is getting dark
wild soul-stirring persian striped hyena
  10/12/14
right? really didn't expect this story to get dark, given...
Pearl Site Queen Of The Night
  10/12/14
As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?
brindle halford
  10/12/14
...
internet-worthy tanning salon pisswyrm
  10/12/14
...
Glassy Gunner
  10/12/14
She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started d...
bespoke giraffe digit ratio
  10/12/14
please proceed. tyia
Yapping Step-uncle's House
  10/12/14
Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story ...
Maize Maniacal New Version Institution
  10/12/14
yeah, and after everyone warned him!!
bossy mauve travel guidebook patrolman
  10/12/14
she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180
abnormal love of her life
  10/12/14
please continue
milky temple
  10/12/14
"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think...
amethyst boyish theatre marketing idea
  10/12/14
"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at th...
bespoke giraffe digit ratio
  10/12/14
I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro
Onyx free-loading chad
  10/12/14
(Lannister Fan)
brindle halford
  10/12/14
...
Hateful twinkling house reading party
  10/12/14
go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impreg...
vengeful kitchen
  10/12/14
...
brindle halford
  10/12/14
link for research poirposes?
Hateful twinkling house reading party
  10/12/14
UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn'...
awkward obsidian tattoo
  10/12/14
(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.) ...
mind-boggling yellow voyeur
  10/12/14
(guy taking his flame way too seriously)
awkward obsidian tattoo
  10/12/14
sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today ma...
mind-boggling yellow voyeur
  10/12/14
WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!
Laughsome insecure philosopher-king garrison
  10/12/14
I don't know what to think anymore
Onyx free-loading chad
  10/12/14
ty
talented kitty cat
  10/12/14
Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone th...
Onyx free-loading chad
  10/12/14
To get the deets on the Columbus day thing
awkward obsidian tattoo
  10/12/14
And scene.
ungodly public bath ratface
  10/12/14
nigger
talented kitty cat
  10/12/14
Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.
ungodly public bath ratface
  10/12/14
This post is NON-CANNON
ungodly public bath ratface
  10/12/14
It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened
awkward obsidian tattoo
  10/12/14
...
brindle halford
  10/12/14
...
plaza laser beams
  10/12/14
...
ungodly public bath ratface
  10/12/14
Shameful display, brother. Go write your own thread with ...
brindle halford
  10/12/14
...
stirring gaming laptop
  10/12/14
real update, plz?
bossy mauve travel guidebook patrolman
  10/12/14
Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over ...
zippy partner
  10/12/14
...
brindle halford
  10/12/14
Post 600!
brindle halford
  10/12/14
you guys realize this is all flame, right?
domesticated coldplay fan
  10/12/14
they wall want to fuck their sisters tho
Bright
  10/12/14
You don't?
swashbuckling effete jewess
  10/12/14
...
brindle halford
  10/12/14
FINAL UPDATE: The reenactment was a disaster. I was hung...
mind-boggling yellow voyeur
  10/12/14
...
bespoke giraffe digit ratio
  10/12/14
wtf
Hateful twinkling house reading party
  10/12/14
youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before bu...
lascivious crimson stag film
  10/12/14
need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in ...
Hateful twinkling house reading party
  10/12/14
that stupid shit screamed tbf to me
lascivious crimson stag film
  10/12/14
...
Jet-lagged Fortuitous Meteor
  10/12/14
cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historica...
Charcoal station
  10/12/14
also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style editL so...
lascivious crimson stag film
  10/12/14
Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like...
doobsian messiness affirmative action
  10/12/14
sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the ...
lascivious crimson stag film
  10/12/14
def owns dildo but he's just using pics from elsewhere
Charcoal station
  10/12/14
this ending isn't very satisfying
vengeful kitchen
  10/12/14
cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot o...
Embarrassed to the bone cyan range brethren
  10/12/14
it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and...
ivory trump supporter
  10/12/14
...
umber overrated university personal credit line
  10/12/14
gross man thats ur sister
Scarlet multi-colored boltzmann boistinker
  10/12/14
did u fuck or not
talented kitty cat
  10/12/14
...
brindle halford
  10/12/14
180 Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you we...
Hateful twinkling house reading party
  10/12/14
...
brindle halford
  10/12/14
120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this wa...
Sadistic know-it-all telephone
  10/12/14
OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to...
rose associate
  10/12/14
The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. Th...
magenta mother
  10/12/14
Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in ti...
Onyx free-loading chad
  10/12/14
...
flesh stock car
  11/21/15
...
Light goal in life
  10/06/25
I like it. Good luck brother.
ungodly public bath ratface
  10/12/14
You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitl...
Salmon supple karate
  10/12/14
This is a great guess.
Lime Home
  10/13/14
180, ty.
Burgundy self-absorbed psychic rigpig
  10/12/14
brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for...
sooty round eye
  10/12/14
180
Vermilion
  10/08/16
This conclusion has aged surprisingly well
orange
  10/31/16
...
flesh stock car
  10/09/18
Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or m...
Nofapping Disrespectful
  10/11/21
i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man a...
Jade frisky wrinkle
  10/12/14
"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world...
Indecent jap
  10/12/14
Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or...
doobsian messiness affirmative action
  10/12/14
love? he didn't know her your flame is equally obvious to t...
ivory trump supporter
  10/12/14
titc analysis
Snowy shivering corner selfie
  10/18/14
...
flesh stock car
  10/09/18
well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl ...
low-t glittery market
  10/12/14
A+++++ i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread de...
wild soul-stirring persian striped hyena
  10/13/14
OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johns...
Topaz excitant degenerate nursing home
  10/13/14
Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with ...
pale old irish cottage
  10/13/14
?
Topaz excitant degenerate nursing home
  10/13/14
...
brindle halford
  10/27/14
...
Onyx free-loading chad
  12/06/14
The total drop off of posting after the climax is really sho...
Coral stimulating parlour dopamine
  12/06/14
no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. T...
poppy principal's office gaping
  12/06/14
...
Hateful twinkling house reading party
  04/07/15
...
Indecent jap
  04/11/15
http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amaz...
nubile hideous national security agency
  04/22/15
...
Geriatric dull mediation
  05/17/15
...
frozen mad-dog skullcap
  06/04/15
Not flame.
Coral stimulating parlour dopamine
  08/18/15
update?
swollen juggernaut
  10/06/15
...
Erotic Dark Pervert Friendly Grandma
  10/11/15
How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?
Onyx free-loading chad
  10/11/15
...
  10/12/15
Columbus day bump.
plum
  10/12/15
bump
Pearl Site Queen Of The Night
  11/21/15
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
Nighttime circlehead cuck
  11/25/15
...
Hateful twinkling house reading party
  12/24/15
Much better sistr thrras
Hateful twinkling house reading party
  12/27/15
...
frozen mad-dog skullcap
  03/10/16
the beginning of the degenerate era
blathering coiffed weed whacker
  03/10/16
...
lemon toaster depressive
  03/28/16
...
Bonkers Community Account
  06/27/16
PotY 2014
sticky iridescent volcanic crater
  06/27/16
...
Topaz excitant degenerate nursing home
  08/21/16
...
saffron
  08/22/16
god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening...
Hateful twinkling house reading party
  08/22/16
...
impertinent idiot pocket flask
  09/13/16
fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck
mustard codepig
  09/13/16
I;ve been here too long.
massive people who are hurt
  09/13/16
this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it wa...
mustard codepig
  09/13/16
reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days wit...
impertinent idiot pocket flask
  09/13/16
...
High-end Marvelous State
  09/13/16
so who was the author, TBF?
impertinent idiot pocket flask
  09/13/16
Game of ""
Irate startling potus
  09/13/16
i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?
impertinent idiot pocket flask
  09/13/16
...
red legend half-breed
  09/13/16
the author is definitely tbtp
saffron
  09/13/16
...
Erotic Dark Pervert Friendly Grandma
  10/08/16
The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both ve...
Mildly Autistic Infuriating French Chef Newt
  10/08/16
did they have a midget sibling, too?
ivory trump supporter
  10/31/16
:-)
angry stain
  10/08/16
still GOAT POTUS thread
Hateful twinkling house reading party
  10/31/16
The POTUS of XODUS
angry stain
  10/31/16
you never know what could happen on that golden day that the...
Medicated balding dingle berry masturbator
  10/31/16
...
flesh stock car
  10/09/18
...
umber overrated university personal credit line
  11/21/16
...
Hateful twinkling house reading party
  01/10/17
...
Bronze shaky ceo
  02/04/17
...
umber overrated university personal credit line
  02/04/17
...
angry stain
  02/04/17
Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen
Violent Walnut Antidepressant Drug
  02/04/17
...
angry stain
  02/04/17
...
angry stain
  02/04/17
...
Medicated balding dingle berry masturbator
  02/05/17
...
angry stain
  02/08/17
...
kink-friendly silver
  06/28/17
...
Wine Dysfunction
  08/24/17
San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to In...
hot lake immigrant
  09/01/17
how has this not been bumped yet today
Harsh Cowardly
  10/09/17
I can never remember the title keywords ty
Violent Walnut Antidepressant Drug
  10/09/17
Columbus Day BUMP
Curious National Fat Ankles
  10/09/17
There should be a Christmas episode of this story.
rusted
  12/18/17
...
Disturbing Green Nibblets
  01/06/18
Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much
Fantasy-prone useless gay wizard
  01/06/18
...
red legend half-breed
  02/06/18
...
fiercely-loyal aquamarine theater stage
  06/12/18
pre-columbus day bump
Medicated balding dingle berry masturbator
  10/06/18
4 year bump
hot lake immigrant
  10/09/18
Happy Columbus Day!
Jet candlestick maker sneaky criminal
  10/09/18
...
gold party of the first part library
  10/17/18
...
Dun Really Tough Guy
  05/19/19
...
Exhilarant cumskin
  05/19/19
...
doobsian messiness affirmative action
  10/14/19
...
Hateful twinkling house reading party
  05/05/20
...
sapphire
  06/28/20
...
Bat shit crazy hominid
  06/29/20
...
doobsian messiness affirmative action
  07/10/20
...
Fuchsia Cheese-eating Hell Skinny Woman
  10/10/20
Happy early Columbus Day to you too
transparent tank
  10/10/20
where are we on this?
chrome pea-brained boiling water sex offender
  10/10/20
TITCR
self-centered fanboi
  02/17/21
...
Jet candlestick maker sneaky criminal
  10/08/21
...
talking roommate
  02/17/21
...
doobsian messiness affirmative action
  10/11/21
So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgu...
Pungent Rough-skinned Windowlicker Haunted Graveyard
  10/11/21
The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the origi...
Drab Internal Respiration
  10/11/21
Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Colum...
Drab Internal Respiration
  10/11/21
...
Jet candlestick maker sneaky criminal
  10/07/22
...
son of senegal
  12/02/21
...
Anal Carnelian Rigor
  10/07/22
fuck we missed Columbus Day
violet pozpig water buffalo
  10/07/22
Man this makes me feel old
mustard codepig
  10/07/22
Happy Columbus Day!
Spruce deep macaca
  10/10/22
...
son of senegal
  10/10/22
...
Trust If Aryan
  10/13/25
One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like ...
son of senegal
  11/23/22
...
vibrant offensive roast beef
  05/06/23
...
sound barrier preventive strike
  05/06/23
Time flies
Dead
  05/06/23
This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's...
plum
  05/06/23
...
Anal Carnelian Rigor
  10/09/23
best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem ...
violet pozpig water buffalo
  10/09/23
...
Bonkers Community Account
  10/06/25
My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sis...
tripping
  10/09/23
...
Medicated balding dingle berry masturbator
  10/10/23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI
fear-inspiring
  10/20/23
...
Medicated balding dingle berry masturbator
  10/20/23
...
angry stain
  10/20/23
DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME
  10/20/23
...
son of senegal
  10/20/23
...
Jet candlestick maker sneaky criminal
  10/20/23
...
Slimy Bearded
  10/13/24
I was thinking about this thread earlier today
sienna
  10/13/24
I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO :/
mind-boggling yellow voyeur
  10/13/24
good work, i remember this thread
vibrant offensive roast beef
  10/13/24
Almost that time of year again ⛵️
Light goal in life
  10/06/25
This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus...
---------------!!!!!!!!!!!!!-----------
  10/13/25


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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: mind-boggling yellow voyeur

before I could message her "Haha" or something, she wrote "i knew it, me too"

Im supposed to come home this weekend for this Columbus day thing my parents do. I dont know how to approach this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26485946)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: brindle halford



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: Burgundy self-absorbed psychic rigpig



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: costumed magical quadroon clown



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Comical Emerald Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26485985)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: vigorous chocolate heaven indirect expression



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Pink appetizing legal warrant ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: titillating coffee pot hospital



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: mind-boggling yellow voyeur

its cliche to say "not flame" but its not.

I was using the Tools for Tinder app last night in order to check out girls in my hometown before I leave for there tomorrow. Hoping to arrange some pussy for an otherwise long boring weekend in the burbs.

Sure as shit, there she is. I figured Id swipe right, she wouldnt see it until I was there in town (in her local tinder pool) and then Id message "Haha, stop being a slut" or something stupid.

But we matched like a moment later, as if she had already swiped me right. And while I was puzzling over that I got her message.

conflicted and sort of ashamed here bro

xo flame aside, im embarrassed how much this turns me on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486020)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: brindle halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486040)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: costumed magical quadroon clown

HOW much younger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486042)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: mind-boggling yellow voyeur

11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the oldest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486075)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: brindle halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486140)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: mind-boggling yellow voyeur

Im 28 bro.

When I left home she was in the 2nd grade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: brindle halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: bistre razzle-dazzle blood rage office

Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: Razzle buff school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486154)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:28 PM
Author: brindle halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Pink appetizing legal warrant ticket booth

send her a dick pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486043)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Razzle buff school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: Amber Parlor

she's flaming u back u autistic wizard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486452)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:55 PM
Author: brindle halford



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Infuriating French Chef Newt

fuck her, and society, right in the ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31586932)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: bistre razzle-dazzle blood rage office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Hateful twinkling house reading party



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:09 PM
Author: tan rehab mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486654)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:45 PM
Author: High-end Marvelous State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487209)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Geriatric dull mediation



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Coral stimulating parlour dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487676)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:34 PM
Author: Concupiscible Slippery Whorehouse Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488168)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: ungodly public bath ratface



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: Henna Trailer Park Multi-billionaire



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: Snowy shivering corner selfie

laughing so hard at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26544107)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: talented kitty cat

what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31586902)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Bonkers Community Account

https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z

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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:43 PM
Author: smoky cracking senate puppy



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: High-end Marvelous State



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: vengeful kitchen

Depends. How attractive is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26485987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: beady-eyed mental disorder shrine

not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread.

Sophie the giraffe. Nigger, better luck next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498484)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone cyan range brethren

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: beady-eyed mental disorder shrine

imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498511)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 12:21 PM
Author: duck-like electric double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26596047)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 10:56 AM
Author: hairraiser ladyboy

bump for columbus day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#28910132)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: umber overrated university personal credit line

At Christmas

http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#29451893)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: Unholy cerebral scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#32548874)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: exciting flushed famous landscape painting

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26485991)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Arrogant ruddy cuckold

Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486011)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: brindle halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486029)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: costumed magical quadroon clown

brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone in this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486045)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: High-end Marvelous State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487216)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:35 AM
Author: Lime Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26490057)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: internet-worthy tanning salon pisswyrm

He speaks for all of us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486218)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: spectacular opaque lodge private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: bistre razzle-dazzle blood rage office

Sounds like Festivus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486074)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: provocative honey-headed hissy fit

Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition

not to mention Columbus Day morning when you're a kid. so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: magenta mother

Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather than indicating that she wanted to fuck you, "knew it, me too" meant "Ha, you use tinder to get ass just like I do!"?

EDIT: Tempted to delete this poast because it was made just a few minutes after the thread was created and long before the greatness of the thread was established. But I will leave it intact for posterity and an accurate historical record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486168)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: mind-boggling yellow voyeur

yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interpretation. the main point is that I cannot believe how aroused i became wondering if there was another way to read it... and wondering and wondering if I should respond with subtle provocation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486174)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: brindle halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486184)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Big Brilliant Goyim

lolol.

Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day celebration when his lil sis slices his arm for coming from behind and aggressively rubbing her pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486177)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: brindle halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:33 PM
Author: Amber Parlor

cr

try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped topping?" or "it's xmas, should we go ahead and light ur yule log?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486465)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: Fishy fragrant crotch indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487207)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Galvanic Bawdyhouse Elastic Band

could send her a "rate this line" and then send the lick message. see how she responds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486217)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: swashbuckling effete jewess

Shrewd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486267)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: brindle halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486292)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: Big Brilliant Goyim

Twist: She already sent him the lick message.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486312)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: Amber Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486470)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: thriller death wish crackhouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486222)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:08 PM
Author: gold party of the first part library

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Hateful twinkling house reading party

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486350)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: tan rehab mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: Hateful twinkling house reading party

what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you would b eon tinder???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486374)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: brindle halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Hateful twinkling house reading party

how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying around for him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486648)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: brindle halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486859)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: costumed magical quadroon clown

"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486868)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: brindle halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486882)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:41 PM
Author: Galvanic Bawdyhouse Elastic Band

seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486513)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:10 PM
Author: Hateful twinkling house reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486657)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Burgundy self-absorbed psychic rigpig

How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:35 PM
Author: Amber Parlor

second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty santa maria costume is ignored, y?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486480)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:53 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone cyan range brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486572)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: peach school cafeteria

No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486829)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:34 PM
Author: crusty painfully honest sanctuary

wildly underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489396)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: charismatic field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26870990)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: Fuchsia Cheese-eating Hell Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#41084605)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: poppy principal's office gaping

You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you can judge her intents by what she sends you (and by good post them for us to help you judge).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486670)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:17 PM
Author: talented kitty cat

describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486699)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:41 AM
Author: talented kitty cat

i have no recollection of posting in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31586916)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: Racy area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31768001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone cyan range brethren

OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486811)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: Turquoise orchestra pit knife

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489124)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone cyan range brethren

it's a serious issue bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:41 PM
Author: Aromatic primrose forum

(xo 2014)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486824)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: ivory trump supporter

or 2013

or 2012

...

or 2004

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486869)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Trip Pit

a damning indictment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500280)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: shimmering adventurous stead

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486887)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: hairless useless brakes

if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have just texted or emailed him about it. the fact is that she swiped right, and acknowledged the mutual swipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487106)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone cyan range brethren

cr. swiping overrides biology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487109)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Hateful twinkling house reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487131)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:25 PM
Author: Lime Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: spectacular opaque lodge private investor

Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sisters do not want to fuck their brothers. If you are of that 90%, you would think pretending to want to fuck your brother is hilarious because it isn't in the realm of possibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487115)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: brindle halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487130)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: spectacular opaque lodge private investor

Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not want to fuck) and thought it was funny that she was looking for dudes on Tinder so you swipe right to let her know that you know she is on Tinder.

Then you send her a funny text message in case she doesn't check Tinder and you want her to know you saw her.

Now, what don't you get?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: brindle halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487266)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: hairless useless brakes

1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487243)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: brindle halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487272)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: brindle halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487283)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Galvanic Bawdyhouse Elastic Band

honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kinky shit going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:14 PM
Author: brindle halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487705)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:39 PM
Author: Coral stimulating parlour dopamine

And 10/10 xo women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26492431)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:34 PM
Author: brindle halford

Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking about it before she sure as shit is now...

...and she is NOT repulsed. Which only leaves one other possibility...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487120)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Coral stimulating parlour dopamine

Titcr Occam's razor bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487127)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: brindle halford

It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487139)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:48 AM
Author: wild soul-stirring persian striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Comical Emerald Keepsake Machete

you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime GSA territory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487137)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: brindle halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: Comical Emerald Keepsake Machete

exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to mate as homogeneously as possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487167)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: brindle halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487204)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: High-end Marvelous State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487226)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:56 PM
Author: Comical Emerald Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487257)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: motley chapel

message back "well, at least one of us is hard."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487147)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: mind-boggling yellow voyeur

UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorrow, packing tonight, and wanted to know if there's anything I should bring from the city.

At the end of the call she was like, "I think [your sister] wants to talk to you...." I heard her set down the phone and call my little sister over, then there were sounds like my sister was whispering "no! no!" and running off, then my mom was like, "welp guess not".

This is getting awkward as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487321)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: Burgundy self-absorbed psychic rigpig

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487332)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone cyan range brethren

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487334)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Geriatric dull mediation

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:23 PM
Author: Hateful twinkling house reading party

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487379)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:26 PM
Author: brindle halford

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487397)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: diverse hall doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487709)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: federal cuckoldry deer antler

This is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487762)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: hairless useless brakes

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487767)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: Amber Parlor

well. fucking. played.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488450)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: Maize Maniacal New Version Institution

very well executed, flame or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488987)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: Lime Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489326)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:23 PM
Author: Canary generalized bond hunting ground

180 this is great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26495347)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: tan rehab mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: translucent judgmental space corn cake

The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487322)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: Elite floppy church building

yeah, this flame fucking sucks.

diaf OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Coral stimulating parlour dopamine

Stfu we need this, badly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487419)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: 180 chestnut regret brunch

(no fun guy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487680)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: lemon toaster depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#36187371)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: black prole

(Guy who needs to STFU)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489501)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Hateful twinkling house reading party

Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:15 PM
Author: mind-boggling yellow voyeur

UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a text from my little sister's little HS friend asking me to go with them to some show that my sister is supposedly "nervous" about.

http://i.imgur.com/tk0SXPQ.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488015)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:18 PM
Author: Pearl Site Queen Of The Night

LOL

homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pants around ankles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: brindle halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488378)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: black prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489504)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: High-end Marvelous State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26597194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: Amber Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488455)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:23 PM
Author: Razzmatazz locale pistol

oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488091)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: vibrant offensive roast beef

brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:31 PM
Author: talented kitty cat

u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and extra wet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: federal cuckoldry deer antler

I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488157)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: black prole

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489507)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: federal cuckoldry deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488151)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Hateful twinkling house reading party

why is she nervous?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488159)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: Burgundy self-absorbed psychic rigpig

Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488269)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: tan rehab mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496366)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: Comical Emerald Keepsake Machete

EDM sluts too YNY..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: lascivious crimson stag film

this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincidence!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488741)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: ivory trump supporter

get your phone charged, idiot

you don't want a dead phone to kill this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26492507)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: Pungent Rough-skinned Windowlicker Haunted Graveyard

Looks like a double date to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#43254482)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: mind-boggling yellow voyeur

The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute? lol"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488201)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: Burgundy self-absorbed psychic rigpig

Easy neg, just say she's your sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: internet-worthy tanning salon pisswyrm

Post a pic of sis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488282)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: Hateful twinkling house reading party

fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her friend that she has a crush on her brother :( it's too early to give out that info and she would keep it sekret

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489387)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: Razzmatazz locale pistol

nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched with her older brother on tinder, leading to the friend's question to OP. this would also be consistent with little sister matching with him as a joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:21 PM
Author: Hateful twinkling house reading party

yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she really did think of it as a joke and wasnt interested in him in that way. if she were shed be too embarrassed/sh to do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489665)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:27 PM
Author: brindle halford

MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has been thinking about this topic and NO OTHER since the Tinder exchange.

She probably sold it as a half joke and the friend proposed they invite him out. Now she is excited but trying to keep her friend from finding out the entire truth.

Easily the most rational explanation.

What exactly are you driving at, brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: federal cuckoldry deer antler

I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: ungodly public bath ratface

"MUCH more likely"

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499062)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:55 PM
Author: Razzmatazz locale pistol

well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea is FIRMLY planted in her head now...she could also have acted like it was a joke to her friend to gauge her reaction and feel out the situation. I think homeless is on the right track here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489861)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: ungodly public bath ratface

nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on the next level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499058)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:46 PM
Author: demanding stubborn set

box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not weird then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488250)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 PM
Author: bossy mauve travel guidebook patrolman

underrated suggestion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497893)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: Scarlet multi-colored boltzmann boistinker

selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488370)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: Garnet Liquid Oxygen Property

This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488383)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:08 PM
Author: brindle halford

There is some next level shit happening here.

In this thread, even you and I can be united around a good cause.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488392)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: Comical Emerald Keepsake Machete

ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488399)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:12 PM
Author: Pearl Site Queen Of The Night

DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWAG at 3am on Saturday night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488412)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: Comical Emerald Keepsake Machete

i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that nowag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488426)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:19 AM
Author: Galvanic Bawdyhouse Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26491274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: brindle halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488475)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: black prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489555)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:26 PM
Author: Coral stimulating parlour dopamine

I've literally never been more excited in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488502)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: amethyst boyish theatre marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 PM
Author: Topaz excitant degenerate nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502997)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:31 PM
Author: abnormal love of her life

1800000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488541)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone cyan range brethren

I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488557)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: amethyst boyish theatre marketing idea

life is hard as shit they should fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488570)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: Burgundy self-absorbed psychic rigpig

I really like this as just a general motto.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488580)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:07 PM
Author: Lime Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26495578)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone cyan range brethren

You need to fuck her right in the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488701)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:49 PM
Author: federal cuckoldry deer antler

Loling hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489838)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: brindle halford

Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my basement while my wife is sleeping.

I make no apologies, either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488712)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:53 AM
Author: wild soul-stirring persian striped hyena

homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Blue irradiated center

can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding me. maybe feed your baby sis and her friend some LABATTs b4 the EDM show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488747)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:06 PM
Author: brindle halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488761)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: Scarlet multi-colored boltzmann boistinker

there's prime real estate for sale further up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488837)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:13 PM
Author: mind-boggling yellow voyeur

UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim Beam beacuase I don't know what the fuck to do here brothers.... what the fuck.... why am i so turned on by this. in sure she is meaning this innocently. fuck me

Here is her tinder, but in sure that when i sober up i am going too take this link down



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488806)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone cyan range brethren

backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488817)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: mind-boggling yellow voyeur

fuckk me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488825)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone cyan range brethren

you have to fuck her now, it's done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488831)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: talented kitty cat

i know u IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488979)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: Comical Emerald Keepsake Machete

god's work, friend

OP- dem titties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488988)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: brindle halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489114)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: vengeful kitchen

unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: black prole

*unzips pants*

RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489565)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: ruby location

WTF NOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26491508)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:14 AM
Author: Aromatic primrose forum

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26491543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:54 AM
Author: wild soul-stirring persian striped hyena

fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497524)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Burgundy self-absorbed psychic rigpig

Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488822)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:21 PM
Author: brindle halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489289)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: Maize Maniacal New Version Institution

multiple lols from reading this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489033)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: talented kitty cat

discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make sure u really get all up in that 17 year old asshold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489069)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: talented kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26490008)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: hairless useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489185)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone cyan range brethren

i could see it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489211)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:58 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Mexican

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489544)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: Hateful twinkling house reading party

BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489295)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: Lime Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489569)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 8:00 PM
Author: Vivacious theater azn

*ZOZO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#30804700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:46 PM
Author: Salmon supple karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489820)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Comical Emerald Keepsake Machete

OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Brass Foreskin

The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489991)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: Bateful box office

gunna need to see that pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26490004)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:30 AM
Author: Geriatric dull mediation

WTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26491121)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:33 AM
Author: mind-boggling yellow voyeur

UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover and the FEAR. It took about 90 seconds to remember I had spent the night jerking off to thoughts about my sister, posting her picture on XO, and MAKING A FUCKING DATE WITH HER FOR SATURDAY NIGHT.

Ive had some lows, brothers, but this is really bad

I'm supposed to show up at my parents around 5. Thinking I may just cancel on this whole columbus day thing. crawl in bed and die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26491617)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:38 AM
Author: Geriatric dull mediation

listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and draft some good flame for tomorrow night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26491646)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:40 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone cyan range brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26491657)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: abnormal love of her life

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26491648)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:42 AM
Author: Aromatic primrose forum

post the pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26491664)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:03 PM
Author: federal cuckoldry deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26494388)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:52 AM
Author: brindle halford

Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happiness.

Don't constrain yourself with artificial morals. All of XO is behind you so clearly a large group of people see absolutely nothing wrong with 2 people fulfilling fantasies

You've come this far... See where it goes.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26491732)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:51 PM
Author: Comical Emerald Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26492491)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Coral stimulating parlour dopamine

Do it for yourself, do it for each other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26492767)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: internet-worthy tanning salon pisswyrm

Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occur and the atoms that made up the load on your sister will be just another casualty of entropy, forever floating still through the dark reaches of infinite time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26492831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: brindle halford

TY, brother. That was deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26493192)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: internet-worthy tanning salon pisswyrm

Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26493438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:59 PM
Author: brindle halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26494371)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:58 PM
Author: contagious faggotry meetinghouse

180 thread have a great weekend bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26493421)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:34 PM
Author: mind-boggling yellow voyeur

UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, except now perverted and shame-ridden as hell.

When I was lounging about the kitchen my mom asked, "Were you teasing [your sister] or something?"

I stuttered and probably turned red. "Why?"

"Because she was so nervous to see you. When she found out you were coming home tonight," [the original plan was for me to arrive tomorrow], "she got all frantic. He's coming home tonight?" She went out with Julie.

I sort of shrugged and died inside.

So, anyway, she's not around. I've walked past her bedroom door like five times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26494278)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: ivory trump supporter

your mom knows

and she is very proud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26494284)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Big Brilliant Goyim

This bro.

Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl gone movie.

*dad interrupts* dad: I think it is gone girl.

Mom: oh yea, Gone girl. Either way, you amd your sister have a nice time. There is casserole in the oven, some salad in the fridge and some lube, condoms and anal beads under the kitchen sink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26494509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Odious mahogany business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: Wonderful police squad

so rong, so rite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500303)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone cyan range brethren

give in to nature, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26494285)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:44 PM
Author: brindle halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26494318)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: federal cuckoldry deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26494397)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: flickering aphrodisiac sandwich

take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26494432)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone cyan range brethren

work out first, then skip the shower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26494435)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: brindle halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26494438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: federal cuckoldry deer antler

Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unlocked, call for sister to bring him towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26494507)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: brindle halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26494587)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:23 PM
Author: Passionate church

What's for dinner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26494485)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: internet-worthy tanning salon pisswyrm

Jack off in the shampoo bottle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26494861)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: poppy principal's office gaping

Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it is clear your sister cannot handle this - there is no way if you bang her she is going to keep it under wraps, and then your parents will know and disown you and you might even go to jail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26495321)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: Soggy dashing spot

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26495335)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: low-t glittery market

Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making her crazy. The only way to cure a woman's sexual hysterics are to fuck it out of them. Tension gone, problem solved, at least until next Columbus Day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26495337)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Lime Home

This can be their Columbus Day thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26495592)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: vengeful kitchen

she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she keep it under wraps to protect him? FUCK YOU for trying to ruin this perfect relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26495341)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: poppy principal's office gaping

she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him about it

she's acting weird as shit in front of their mom so that their mom is ALREADY asking questions

honestly, it sounds more like he swiped left on his 13 yo sister than 17 - I would have thought a 17 yo girl would be a little cooler about the whole thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26495430)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: Lime Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26495589)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Hateful twinkling house reading party

why would u go to jail bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26495433)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: Grizzly twinkling uncleanness piazza

even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26495456)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: Burgundy self-absorbed psychic rigpig

She can't handle how much she wants the dick.

No, though, this is credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26495448)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: Hateful twinkling house reading party

wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove u both wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26495512)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:39 AM
Author: brindle halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496843)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: Hateful twinkling house reading party

This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thread if op plays it right. Op PLEASE don't ruin the flame by blowing out too early or making it too unrealistic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26495568)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Lime Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26495591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: Wonderful police squad

it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/major flame disruptions at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:05 AM
Author: mind-boggling yellow voyeur

UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not home, and Im stting in my childhood bedroom, surrounded by Eminem posters, drinking my dad's Chivas, when I got these text messages

http://imgur.com/4NSihYS

Mr. Wubbly is some stupid red elephant that I got for her when she was like 13

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496289)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: stirring gaming laptop

*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning her cunnus*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496310)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: histrionic ape

Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497849)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: mind-boggling yellow voyeur

And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childhood home, I go into her room and find the elephant.

Brothers this is not a joke and this is not flame. Im losing my shit. I dont know what to do

http://imgur.com/lSaGWoB

http://imgur.com/Fnoqdjc

http://imgur.com/JssgoKC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:09 AM
Author: vengeful kitchen

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496318)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:10 AM
Author: Curious National Fat Ankles

wtfffff, this cannot be real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496320)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 AM
Author: House-broken orchid milk

HAHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496328)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: Salmon supple karate

Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496345)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone cyan range brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496352)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: House-broken orchid milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496359)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: Sepia Deranged Feces

this isn't box but otherwise cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Lime Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500279)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: Snowy shivering corner selfie

honored but this isn't my work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26544177)



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Date: April 1st, 2022 9:29 PM
Author: Exhilarant cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#44262399)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: Learning Disabled Base Toilet Seat

I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love this man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496368)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: Carmine alcoholic filthpig native

oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:35 AM
Author: brindle halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496834)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: High-end Marvelous State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26597571)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Laughsome insecure philosopher-king garrison

agreed, best thread of 2014 already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496380)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: House-broken orchid milk

Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothing else ITT will compare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496387)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: vengeful kitchen

Creampie pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 AM
Author: brindle halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Laughsome insecure philosopher-king garrison

Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496389)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: talented kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496396)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: Amber Parlor

ROFL

mr wubbly u fuckin slut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496403)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: internet-worthy tanning salon pisswyrm

Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496405)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:04 PM
Author: brindle halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498779)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: peach school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#29224039)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:31 AM
Author: brindle halford

ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496820)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Odious mahogany business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498388)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Lime Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500288)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:57 PM
Author: Amber Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500336)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: High-end Marvelous State

*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26597573)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: provocative honey-headed hissy fit

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497644)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal aquamarine theater stage

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498221)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: federal cuckoldry deer antler

Holy shit, can't stop LOLing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498308)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Burgundy self-absorbed psychic rigpig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498537)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: Galvanic Bawdyhouse Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498899)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Lime Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500285)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: High-end Marvelous State

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26597570)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:36 AM
Author: Charcoal station

OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1935149&mc=3&forum_id=2

So this is almost assuredly a Doobs alt.

But perhaps it is Box given unusual interest in her pics: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924060&forum_id=2#20463924

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1919876&forum_id=2#20426381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496417)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: Learning Disabled Base Toilet Seat

Not the point you turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496425)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:39 AM
Author: House-broken orchid milk

FUCKING DOOBS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496428)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:42 AM
Author: Amber Parlor

nice work, ape detective

doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at least your aren't pretending to be a woman... this time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496433)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: brindle halford

Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496829)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:47 AM
Author: Carmine alcoholic filthpig native

did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you think they sucked? me, too. for the hundreds of millions of dollars lucas shat into those movies, he failed to entertain me for one single second. waste of everyone's time and money.

now here is the op who, with merely a few beanie babies, a dildo, and an iphone, conjures up giddy feelings in my heart and elsewhere, the likes of which i have not experienced in years of my desiccated life. look at the excitement stirred in the hearts of your fellow posters. and you want to call him out for flaming? seriously?

don't be that guy who stands up at wrestlemania telling everyone it's fake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496456)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:51 AM
Author: Sepia Deranged Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496469)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:20 AM
Author: Arousing avocado alpha stage

180.

And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496578)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: thriller death wish crackhouse

long overdue 180 to this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#30156643)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:32 AM
Author: brindle halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496823)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 AM
Author: brindle halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 AM
Author: Hateful twinkling house reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496986)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:20 AM
Author: Heady Background Story Nowag

fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch

imgur that shit now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: Splenetic territorial athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 AM
Author: Hateful twinkling house reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 AM
Author: hilarious resort

plz poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497016)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: Splenetic territorial athletic conference

must need fap soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497019)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:59 AM
Author: wild soul-stirring persian striped hyena

co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497528)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: brindle halford

Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them posted.

This is his sister, after all.

Trust me, though, she was exactly what you would picture as a hot little sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497569)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: magenta mother

short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerleader type little sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497579)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: bossy mauve travel guidebook patrolman

somebody pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: federal cuckoldry deer antler

For the love of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498321)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: brindle halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498565)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: Amber Parlor

lol

the loving detail that went into this description, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499449)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:29 PM
Author: bossy mauve travel guidebook patrolman

you're a good dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499554)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 AM
Author: mind-boggling yellow voyeur

I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little freaked out by everything that's happening and XO has always been a release for me. Before this week Ive never really posted autobiographical stuff.

But if you really need to know, I am (not doobs). I have posted flame before in the past -- who hasn't? Isnt that what you do on XO? Yes I did post the female ADA thread once. I was looking for specific career advice, was new to xo, so I changed my moniker and changed easy to identify details about my career. I had no idea at the time that so few women post here it would be immediately obvious. Look, I wasnt posting about sex for godsake it was a CLE thread, basically.

And no Im not Box.

I mostly post stuff about college football or being infuriated with shitlibbery. Posted a lot about Zimmerman and the world cup, etc. I invented the (*)(o) meme for Julia and most of the "nipples" threads are mine.

What I really am is sort of freaking out about these last few days and how to handle this situation. I have a fucking DATE with my 17yo sister tonight, who evidently has sex toys. It may have been a mistake to share all this on XO but you guys are my brothers. Please don't post her face picture, if you saved it.

My plan for today is to watch Everett Golson avoid a trap game, drink huge amounts of alcohol, and keep my mind off of recent events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497431)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:50 AM
Author: internet-worthy tanning salon pisswyrm

good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497438)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:51 AM
Author: unhinged citrine stage

180 this thread is delivering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:40 AM
Author: startled turdskin

I BELIEVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497503)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:45 AM
Author: talented kitty cat

describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls into her 17 year old pussy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497516)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 AM
Author: wild soul-stirring persian striped hyena

plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497530)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:06 AM
Author: Coral stimulating parlour dopamine

1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much during the day that you won't be on top of your game tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497534)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:29 AM
Author: brindle halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: federal cuckoldry deer antler

THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498331)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Odious mahogany business firm

FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498430)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: brindle halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498913)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:01 PM
Author: Amber Parlor

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499453)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 AM
Author: magenta mother

OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand it to his sis and say "You never know when you might need this just to be safe." Then monitor reaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:30 AM
Author: brindle halford

(NOT a Lannister fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497553)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:18 AM
Author:  cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497700)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:50 AM
Author: Coral stimulating parlour dopamine

poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497582)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 AM
Author:  Yapping Step-uncle's House

please delete. Let him write the story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497622)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:53 AM
Author:  plaza laser beams

lol at people ITT believing the OP

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497593)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: brindle halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497728)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:35 AM
Author:  plaza laser beams

never claimed to be a flame scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497740)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:54 AM
Author: costumed magical quadroon clown

uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497597)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 AM
Author: Indigo jew point

this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titillated the rest of you are ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497652)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:11 AM
Author: Coral stimulating parlour dopamine

(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relationship with his teenage sister)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497663)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: abnormal love of her life

(evan39)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497667)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: vengeful kitchen

you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the XO culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: Indigo jew point

it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme was kooky but more fantastical because nobody on this board is old enough to have a hot daughter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497713)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Bipolar Sinister Den Organic Girlfriend

http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497668)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author:  Yapping Step-uncle's House

keeping it real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:16 AM
Author: wild soul-stirring persian striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 AM
Author:  menage

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497706)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: Khaki trust fund

Amen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498325)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: charismatic field

lol cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498476)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:56 PM
Author: ungodly public bath ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499065)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Amber Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Lime Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500290)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: High-end Marvelous State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26597591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: bossy mauve travel guidebook patrolman

i can't see how this could end badly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497721)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: brindle halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497726)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: amethyst boyish theatre marketing idea

it's fucking awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497737)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:39 AM
Author: bossy mauve travel guidebook patrolman

it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and there might be two really confused lonely people out there whose lives have been irrevocably altered, and who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497757)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:48 AM
Author: vengeful kitchen

" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts"

you aren't looking at the other side of this. what if this ends up bringing them closer together than ever before? sharing an intimate experience like this could take their sibling bond to an entirely new level.

stop focusing just on the risks if mom and dad find out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497797)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:52 AM
Author: bossy mauve travel guidebook patrolman

this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure in front of her mother. there is no way she can fuck her brother without it affecting her in such a way that her mom and/or best friend realize something is different.

i think it would be hawt to hear about them getting it on, but if not flame, this is going to be very damaging to their family. it's already awkward. dude should have stayed home and texted his sister that he swiped just to give her shit for being on tinder when she's not 18 or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497811)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: vengeful kitchen

what makes you an expert on consensual incest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497837)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:00 PM
Author: bossy mauve travel guidebook patrolman

i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature teenage girl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497845)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: amethyst boyish theatre marketing idea

i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls have really sick depraved minds and this is clearly something she's fantasized about for a long time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497858)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:16 PM
Author: Copper black woman locus

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 PM
Author: bossy mauve travel guidebook patrolman

if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal first. you know, as a test to see how serious she is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497915)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: brindle halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: frum abode

Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your teenage sexual escapades

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498248)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: amethyst boyish theatre marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498525)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: Hateful twinkling house reading party

(Really gullible person)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497839)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: magenta mother

On the other hand....YOLO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497848)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: amethyst boyish theatre marketing idea

counterpoint: they should do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497854)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: bossy mauve travel guidebook patrolman

fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they should blame their parents for having them so far apart. that's really what caused all this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497860)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: brindle halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: federal cuckoldry deer antler

We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year. What's your point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: Coral stimulating parlour dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498967)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: abnormal love of her life

there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i can see

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497745)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: brindle halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497936)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: talented kitty cat

i agree.

one person is going to get their dick wet inside 17 year old sister-pussy. the other person is going to get her young snatch pounded and a life will begin growing inside of her.

the baby?

ALBERT FUCKING EINSTEIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498296)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: Ocher casino hairy legs

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498311)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: Razzmatazz locale pistol

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499834)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:30 PM
Author: milky temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503001)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: High-end Marvelous State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26597595)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: lascivious crimson stag film

itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498397)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:04 PM
Author: brindle halford

So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498496)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: federal cuckoldry deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: lascivious crimson stag film

hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of this story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498716)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: brindle halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498807)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: lascivious crimson stag film

been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499051)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: High-end Marvelous State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26597598)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author:  gas station

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Salmon supple karate

If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498514)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: pale old irish cottage

Can I please have my dildo back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:18 PM
Author: well-lubricated lay faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498578)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: unhinged citrine stage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498661)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: costumed magical quadroon clown

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Amber Parlor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499459)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: ungodly public bath ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:38 PM
Author: Mischievous Dilemma Incel

This is how I envision this thread going down:

http://youtu.be/khlbF2PTsr4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Indecent jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: Amber Parlor

that was a good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:47 AM
Author: umber overrated university personal credit line

This link is incredibly accurate.

Sister in vid is hawt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502266)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: mind-boggling yellow voyeur

UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and two of the neighbors. Drinking beer, ignoring my mother who is going crazy getting the house ready for the party tomorrow.

My little sister came in like 20 minutes ago. I hadnt seen her since this whole thing started and basically was frozen on the couch, trying to pretend like everything was normal. She plopped down on the carpet and watched like 10 minutes of football, interrupting every twenty seconds to criticize the cheerleaders. "You guys think those girls are pretty? Look at that one. Oh my god these girls are terrible," etc. until my father was like "[Daughter], we're trying to watch the game!"

She rolled over. It's hard to describe, she rolled so she was like under me on the couch. My feet were on her shoulders and in order to look up at me she basically had to look up past my crotch.

"Know what you're wearing tonight?" she asked me.

I was like, yeah about that, I kinda wanna watch this Texas A&M game, not sure I can make it, etc.

She grabbed my calf and was like No you promised, after what I showed you no backing out, Im going to go pick out your outfit.

And she ran off upstairs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498881)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:23 PM
Author: magenta mother

Nicely slow-played, OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498888)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone cyan range brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498900)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 PM
Author: brindle halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498934)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: unhinged citrine stage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498939)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: magenta mother

OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend tonight. The sexual tension of the entire situation is going to be so high that the friend will be DTF fo sho. Does the OP pass up on easy 17 year old poon in the pursuit of the forbidden fruit?

Another x-factor: pursuing the friend may actually be the best way to get with the sis. a kinky threesome may make it less awkward for the first forbidden encounter. On the other hand, it may kill all hope if the sis gets her feelings hurt. Tough call.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498993)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: brindle halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499009)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: magenta mother

I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is you just get with the friend. But reasonable people could disagree on that tactic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499025)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: brindle halford

I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you only have 1 SHOT at your teen sister.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499041)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:08 PM
Author: demanding stubborn set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488250)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499133)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author:  cobalt wagecucks

Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her dildo to being all like "oh are we going out?"

Gotta give the man credit for getting 500 poasts out of this, though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498943)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:36 PM
Author: brindle halford

Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notoriously capricious and that dildo post occurred when she was out with her friends at night and likely drinking.

Was probably a bit embarrassed about it the next day but had now spent several nights masturbating to this fantasy furiously and so has resolved herself to pursue.

Me: ironclad logic

You: not understanding teen girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498954)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: Coral stimulating parlour dopamine

u sir are the stockton to OP's malone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498964)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:39 PM
Author: internet-worthy tanning salon pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498972)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: brindle halford

I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499028)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: Hateful twinkling house reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499030)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: High-end Marvelous State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26597618)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: Hateful twinkling house reading party

This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marriage has made you a true scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: brindle halford

This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I have pondered such scenarios...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499002)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: Hateful twinkling house reading party

Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499021)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: brindle halford

Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider various scholarly scenarios

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499033)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: High-end Marvelous State

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26597620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: demanding stubborn set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: internet-worthy tanning salon pisswyrm

Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498944)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: bespoke giraffe digit ratio

"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trails off. He looks uncertain, unsure. You haven't seen him like this except when once, you were very young and you were wondering whether the dog you guys owned at the time would make it another night, or if it was time to get on that last car ride to the vet.

"Yeah, Dad?" You keep your eyes locked on the television, as though the CapitalOne commercial on was somehow engaging.

"Going out with [sister] tonight, huh?" His words are deliberate, but he's trying to sound jaunty.

"Yeah-yeah, I think so. She really wants me to come with-I mean, go with her tonight." Your laugh is forced.

"Well, uh..." There's that look again. "I hope you have a good time."

"Yeah."

The two of you turn to the TV, as the credit card ad ends and a Folger's commercial begins.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499013)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: internet-worthy tanning salon pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499040)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: brindle halford

Brother, it was like you were actually there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499061)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:03 PM
Author:  cobalt wagecucks

gotta be this commercial, amirite?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Ir6CzxKl4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499103)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: bespoke giraffe digit ratio

Yessir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: talented kitty cat

Sister: You're my present this year

Brother: Well why don't you unwrap me before mom and dad wake up

Sister: *undresses brother and begins fellating his cock better than any gf he's ever had*

Brother: Holy shit, you're like the MacGyver of the cock sucking world

Sister: Best Christmas EVER.

**background music begins**

"The best part of waking up is your brother's dick in your butt"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499158)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Sepia Deranged Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500183)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: Lime Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500296)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:30 AM
Author:  Misanthropic Address

Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502147)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: High-end Marvelous State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26597630)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:52 PM
Author: milky temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503083)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: High-end Marvelous State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26597624)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Hateful twinkling house reading party

Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire thread if just masterfully crafted flame by homeless??!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499038)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: brindle halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499047)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: Curious National Fat Ankles

lol incestmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499073)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:59 PM
Author: ungodly public bath ratface

Greatest flame thread in XO history?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499082)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:01 PM
Author: brindle halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499094)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: Hateful twinkling house reading party

Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the tindrler pic that was posted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499121)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: brindle halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499150)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: Hateful twinkling house reading party

Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history that didn't involve ns sub tread wastelands. Op is winner of the all time xoxo crown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499114)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author:  cobalt wagecucks

TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499146)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:12 PM
Author: Hateful twinkling house reading party

Doesn't change what I said

This is probably the first thread to get so many multiple sets of blank bumps for different posts. Just accept u are part of history man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499170)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:06 PM
Author: Amber Parlor

the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of having tons of blank bumped posts, tho it has far fewer posts overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499473)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: High-end Marvelous State

JFC, that was a great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26597635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: costumed magical quadroon clown

op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499153)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author:  headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:47 PM
Author:  Kitty Main People

How has no one reposted the pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author:  headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499404)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:52 PM
Author: Hateful twinkling house reading party

Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499411)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone cyan range brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499415)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Hateful twinkling house reading party

Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for? Have a heart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499423)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: diverse hall doctorate

God fucking dammit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Base Toilet Seat

What the fuck - it's doobs!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499422)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Curious National Fat Ankles

anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo? FUCKING LOL at that creepy ginger faggot loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499445)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: mind-boggling yellow voyeur

UPDATE:

Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit offensive line that gives golson zero time to make a play, cursing and drinking with my father and the neighbors.

My sister is upstairs somewhere and i havent seen her since earlier.

If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves. Link to one time doobs ever posted like me at all. And if whoever posted something at 4:50 and then deleted, if you posted her Tinder pic, then please don't do that shit again. Ok Im a little drunk and stressed about this EDM concert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499458)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: Amber Parlor

cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499480)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:10 PM
Author: demanding stubborn set

lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rapidly takes on water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Coral stimulating parlour dopamine

Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to the new Taylor Swift song for inspiration if you need it (RSF did that and it worked).

We're all with you. Notre Dame is with you. America is with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499497)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: brindle halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: vibrant offensive roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499515)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:46 PM
Author:  Aqua

Get help Doobs/Box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499894)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:48 PM
Author: Heady Background Story Nowag

more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this. It's a quality flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499911)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:47 PM
Author: Heady Background Story Nowag

motherfucker give us the goddamn pic

I'm a lifelong trusted poster. You can delete as soon as I reply seconds later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499897)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: mind-boggling yellow voyeur

UPDATE:

maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate today. ND shouldnt need to win in a shoot-out with unc. Didnt really realize I was drunk till I stood up to get off the couch. In the downstairs bathroom I jus checked my phone

http://imgur.com/OyEFsvP

http://imgur.com/v85MYKO

Wish me luck. Were supposed to leave in like an hour. I dont even know at this point what i am doing or not doing. i am just drifting through this reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500210)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: Gaped Cerise Dragon Dog Poop

in on epic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500256)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: Aromatic primrose forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500258)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Lime Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500271)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: internet-worthy tanning salon pisswyrm

Oh my

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500272)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: 

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500274)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: buck-toothed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500282)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Amber Parlor

delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart attack and die if he sees that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500286)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: magenta mother

seriously. the man has a family, after all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500313)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: internet-worthy tanning salon pisswyrm

BAW GAWD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: Lime Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500420)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:59 PM
Author: brindle halford

Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500609)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: Burgundy self-absorbed psychic rigpig

What the fuck is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500304)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:58 PM
Author: 

there's to be a fuck going on alright

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500340)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: doobsian messiness affirmative action

WHAT IN THE 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500367)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:04 PM
Author: Outnumbered Idea He Suggested Becky

GOOD LUCK, BROTHER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500369)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: poppy principal's office gaping

what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stoned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500432)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: Gaped Cerise Dragon Dog Poop

Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is also a possibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500638)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:23 PM
Author: Glassy Gunner

By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500443)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: brindle halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: stirring gaming laptop

fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pink socks right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500477)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 PM
Author: lascivious crimson stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500548)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: brindle halford

Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as Santa Clause at Christmas Parties?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500598)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:42 PM
Author: Topaz excitant degenerate nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503043)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: low-t glittery market

thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: rose associate

i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there any sheets on the bed? seems weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500606)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: brindle halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: ungodly public bath ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500691)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Trip Pit

ungh so hard now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500287)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author:  Bright

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500475)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: Pearly International Law Enforcement Agency

Xo 2014: this is believable

Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MINUTES? UNPOSSIBLE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500535)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:41 PM
Author: stirring gaming laptop

bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar in MFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500542)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:44 PM
Author: Pearly International Law Enforcement Agency

Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a waitress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500560)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:54 PM
Author: pale old irish cottage

Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit's going down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500590)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Amber Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: brindle halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500601)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: Amber Parlor

iwanttobelieve.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500637)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: poppy principal's office gaping

http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_i_want_to_believe_maxi_poster_xl.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500655)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:10 PM
Author:  cobalt wagecucks

Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally posting with his doobs moniker?

This is starting to get a little sad re amount of effort being put into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500653)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: Soggy dashing spot

was the Lucio moniker doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500659)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author:  cobalt wagecucks

That's what I thought

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:37 PM
Author: stirring gaming laptop

what lucio moniker? wat poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500874)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:19 PM
Author: doobsian messiness affirmative action

I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this thread-for-the-ages with an "accidental" posting in his own moniker. But game of " has been posting in notre dame and football threads for a few years. no way that's him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500694)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author:  cobalt wagecucks

Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500720)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: Amber Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500722)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: demanding stubborn set

The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reaction is pretty bizarre for someone in a genuinely emotionally intense situation who started a thread to talk it out with xo bros:

"If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:33 PM
Author: doobsian messiness affirmative action

Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A Game of " is actually Julia, so I think we all just need to cool it with the detective work and enjoy this 180 thread.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509912&mc=19&forum_id=2

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2481846&mc=21&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643536&mc=27&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: brindle halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500847)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: Hateful twinkling house reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501437)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: pale old irish cottage

Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at some visibly moist panties. I'm just hoping they don't roll over on me whilst humping, or, worse, he stands her up and she "presses" me into service. I wish I could just have my dildo back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500896)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: brindle halford

Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy

We salute you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:44 PM
Author: Amber Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500922)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 PM
Author: Sadistic know-it-all telephone

You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinoff parodies going on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501023)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: flesh stock car

CRIMINALLY underrated poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#29224020)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: bespoke giraffe digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: brindle halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500914)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: wild soul-stirring persian striped hyena

gtfo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502766)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: brindle halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500917)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: Olive

To be fair,

Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't been on here recently, just thought I would take a few Q's?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501046)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Base Toilet Seat

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501100)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:14 PM
Author: Pearl Site Queen Of The Night

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501127)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author:  haunting yarmulke shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501247)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:12 PM
Author: Puce mad cow disease

180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end of this thread, then 120.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501111)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: abnormal love of her life

i think it is :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501118)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: Puce mad cow disease

If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort by an angry mob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: 

good self deprecation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501122)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author:  haunting yarmulke shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501244)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: Crystalline Thirsty Lettuce

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501459)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: Amber Parlor

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501784)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: ungodly public bath ratface

180, this is a goat thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501804)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:20 PM
Author:  bbw

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503168)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: mind-boggling yellow voyeur

update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie and her bf here, there never was going to be i guess, turns out the secret plan was just us 2. hundred twenty degrees in tihs place. here we goooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501346)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: Arrogant ruddy cuckold

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501357)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: internet-worthy tanning salon pisswyrm

Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style real-time updates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501398)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: ungodly public bath ratface

Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501409)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: brindle halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501390)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: ungodly public bath ratface

what song is playing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501406)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: Coral stimulating parlour dopamine

Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Fortuitous Meteor

dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick hard so that you can ejaculate semen into your sisters pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501751)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:59 AM
Author: House-broken orchid milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501825)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Maize Maniacal New Version Institution

being too drunk is going to ruin this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501781)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 AM
Author: amethyst boyish theatre marketing idea

u need to fuck ur sister u owe us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501808)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: Heady Background Story Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26871037)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:07 AM
Author: House-broken orchid milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502005)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:09 AM
Author:  mewling sweet tailpipe

shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular here. i for one am shocked!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502007)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:12 AM
Author: slate fighting place of business

Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook:

http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2014/08/brother-sister-arrested-for-having-sex-with-each-other-in-church-lot/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502013)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:20 AM
Author: brindle halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502136)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: mind-boggling yellow voyeur

Holy shit holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502038)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:25 AM
Author: diverse hall doctorate

Well!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502044)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: House-broken orchid milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502073)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: amethyst boyish theatre marketing idea

plz respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502103)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:02 AM
Author: Turquoise orchestra pit knife

I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the internet are stroking it to this story. Ask her if she minds sharing a naked pic at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:38 AM
Author: Sepia Deranged Feces

just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:05 AM
Author: low-t glittery market

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502278)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:38 AM
Author: Slap-happy white electric furnace

It is the clutch situation of the season.

They say The Jet's lost a step or two,

but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here.

The Jet's got a suicide lead and--

And there he goes! He's stealing home! I don't believe it!

- He's stealing home!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502290)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:18 AM
Author: Pearl Site Queen Of The Night

what's it gonna be boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502482)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 AM
Author: unhinged citrine stage

180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502314)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:00 AM
Author: Geriatric dull mediation

??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502410)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:41 AM
Author: Lime Home

??? ! ???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502560)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: brindle halford

Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY CREDITED

Give him some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502780)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:38 AM
Author:  factory reset button

more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502818)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:47 AM
Author: Burgundy self-absorbed psychic rigpig

Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame aspects of this thread, tell me why the other two siblings haven't been mentioned yet. Screw the mom (not literally, OP...), I'd expect the other two to loom even larger than the parents in this decision.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502860)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: brindle halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502869)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: Burgundy self-absorbed psychic rigpig

K, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502872)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:51 AM
Author: brindle halford

Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting caught than just generally worried about the morality of it all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502874)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:56 AM
Author: Burgundy self-absorbed psychic rigpig

Double post, sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502895)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: mind-boggling yellow voyeur

My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also feels better than Ive felt in a long, long time. Theres lots to write, dont really know where to start. A lot is a blur. I have like 20 minutes until I have to start this columbus reenactment shit, so I will just try to put down the basics, from what i remember.

I was really drunk when we got to the place and my little sister, apparently, had been smoking weed in her bedroom all afternoon. It was really hot and crowded and I kept getting drinks. I hate techno music but it was really loud and really crowded and we were shoved into the middle of the dance floor. People were grinding and before I knew it she was grinding on me. I really couldnt help it. She was laughing "youre hard", etc. She kept calling me mister wubbly.

After awhile I was having a mental breakdown so I went off the floor back down this hallway near the bathrooms. I just remember I was standing near this ice machine. It was still so loud. I was having the spins. She somehow found me and kept wanting me to take my dick out. "I wanna see it," etc. I was like no, gtfo. She was like "Ive seen penises before, you know." And I was like, "Not your older brother's, it's different."

There was this long pause and she was like, "I've seen dad's." I started to think I was going to get sick and she continued, "Not like that. At Myrtle Beach, remember? I just saw it in the hotel."

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502885)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: brindle halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502889)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: brindle halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502913)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: wild soul-stirring persian striped hyena

...this is getting dark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502891)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: Pearl Site Queen Of The Night

right?

really didn't expect this story to get dark, given the subject matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503424)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: brindle halford

As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: internet-worthy tanning salon pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502900)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:18 PM
Author: Glassy Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502973)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author: bespoke giraffe digit ratio

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

HOLY SHIT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502982)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author:  Yapping Step-uncle's House

please proceed. tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503006)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 PM
Author: Maize Maniacal New Version Institution

Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story could have been much sweeter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503048)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:46 PM
Author: bossy mauve travel guidebook patrolman

yeah, and after everyone warned him!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503061)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:45 PM
Author: abnormal love of her life

she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503059)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: milky temple

please continue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503097)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: amethyst boyish theatre marketing idea

"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."

pretty sure that's rape bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503240)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:59 PM
Author: bespoke giraffe digit ratio

"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace."

TYFT, I'll do this next time I'm cold and drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503578)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:31 PM
Author: Onyx free-loading chad

I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503004)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:36 PM
Author: brindle halford

(Lannister Fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503024)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:37 PM
Author: Hateful twinkling house reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503027)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: vengeful kitchen

go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impregnation are about 100x hotter than those without.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503206)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:31 PM
Author: brindle halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503209)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: Hateful twinkling house reading party

link for research poirposes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503213)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:00 PM
Author: awkward obsidian tattoo

UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn't knock which caught me by surprise since she's always respected our privacy growing up. I think she's knocked before entering since I was like 7 and she never checks our phones or asks for our passwords. Anyway I was halfway changing into my costume for this Columbus day thing when she barged into my room and asked if she could talk to me. My heart started pounding out of my chest. She must know....but how? Did my sister tell her? Did she look at either of our phones? I glanced to my side table where I usually kept my phone but it wasn't there. "Looking for something?" she said? I shook my head no but didn't make eye contact. Then I looked down at her hand. She was holding Mr. Wubbly. Now I was seriously freaked out. I wanted to say something...anything...but nothing was coming out of my mouth. It felt like years going by with no one saying anything. And that's when she said "you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought "Nah, forget it" - "Yo, homes to Bel Air". I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8. And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later". I looked at my kingdom I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503105)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: mind-boggling yellow voyeur

(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.)

fuck off

if anyone wants to verify hit reply to him and reply to me, see hte difference in our monikers. mine will show A game of \", his will show A game of \'\'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: awkward obsidian tattoo

(guy taking his flame way too seriously)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503123)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: mind-boggling yellow voyeur

sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today man. sorry this is a joke to u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503129)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: Laughsome insecure philosopher-king garrison

WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503270)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: Onyx free-loading chad

I don't know what to think anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503126)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:08 PM
Author: talented kitty cat

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503133)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:02 PM
Author: Onyx free-loading chad

Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503116)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: awkward obsidian tattoo

To get the deets on the Columbus day thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503132)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:04 PM
Author: ungodly public bath ratface

And scene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503117)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: talented kitty cat

nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503131)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: ungodly public bath ratface

Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503138)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: ungodly public bath ratface

This post is NON-CANNON

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503141)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: awkward obsidian tattoo

It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503148)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: brindle halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503185)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author:  plaza laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503203)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: ungodly public bath ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503266)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: brindle halford

Shameful display, brother.

Go write your own thread with that throw back trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503160)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:51 PM
Author: stirring gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503537)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: bossy mauve travel guidebook patrolman

real update, plz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503170)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: zippy partner

Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over 72 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503323)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: brindle halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503473)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:37 PM
Author: brindle halford

Post 600!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503478)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: domesticated coldplay fan

you guys realize this is all flame, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503875)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:07 PM
Author:  Bright

they wall want to fuck their sisters tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503879)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:11 PM
Author: swashbuckling effete jewess

You don't?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: brindle halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504317)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: mind-boggling yellow voyeur

FINAL UPDATE:

The reenactment was a disaster. I was hungover. My little sister and I had only slept like 3 hours. Our other sisters were bitching. The neighbors were only there out of some sense of obligation and many had not come in costume. For the second part, we didnt even have a Pinta.

And all the while I could barely look my little sister in the eye. I kept having flashbacks and remembering more and more details from the night before. How small her tits felt. That first hot wetness fingering her in the car.

She didn't really seem into the reenactment either and has really outgrown her "Bianchinetta" dress. At one point she left, ran back into the house. When like 15 minutes had passed and she hadn't come back out, I went to look for her.

I found her in her bedroom, crying. It's funny -- despite all that had happened over the last few days I had never really talked with her. And as I posted above, she was in the second grade when I left home. This is how ignorant I had been of her. I had her birth year wrong! She's actually 18. Her favorite color is purple. She likes 80s synth stuff. She's actually pretty funny and smart. So many things I couldnt have guessed at.

So we sat on her mattress and talked. High school has changed a lot, even sine I was there. Apparently there's coke and molly all over the place, now. Snapshots of everyone's twats and cocks. Nobody even goes to the prom or plays sports. I think she really is struggling to feel at home there. She doesnt really trust her female friends and the high school guys are just retards, yelling "World Star" and pretending to fight.

I remembered when I was a senior. I really thought I had so much promise. Stupid as it sounds, I was sure I'd be living in Manhattan, writing novels, fucking models. I used to imagine Jay McInerny or Bret Ellis writing blurbs for my dust jackets. Now? Im a lawyer and get paid more the more I ruin other people's days.

We talked about all this. We were laughing at ourselves.

At one point we got into the shower. It seemed like the "kooky" thing to do, to use an XO meme. We were laughing then, too. She did tell me she loved me. That she wanted to come back to the city with me. That high school was bullshit and she could just as well read library books to get educated. That she knew it was obviously weird, but she just wanted to live with me, take care of me.

The water was running into her eyes, huge drops on her eyelashes, and it was running down her tits and her stomach.

I was putting the words together in my mouth to tell her no. To tell her that I was glad we were getting closer, but that this was the craziest weekend of my life and it had to end right away. That I was a lawyer, for Gods sake.

But it's funny -- I guess I had been thinking about Christopher Columbus. LOL. All afternoon I had been sweating in those clothes, thinking. He was the son of a cheese merchant. A nobody. He taught himself Latin, Portuguese and Castilian. He spent long nights alone, poring over Ptolemy and astronomy and world history, fantasizing about Marco Polo, looking out at the stars until the sky lightened and it was day again. Europe, the church, the rules of society... those things couldn't hold him. He was going to get out of that. There was another destiny for him.

So at one point, my little sister was down on her knees in the shower, her arms around my legs, and I was just sort of rubbing my cock over her face. She took it in her mouth and I looked down at her and said, "Okay. Let's do it. Let's sail for a new world."

Our family isn't thrilled, of course. Im not even sure they've processed what we told them yet. It will probably take some time. Christopher Columbus had a family too, though. And he had to leave them. There was an edge to the map, a place where it went blank, and he needed to see what was just past it. He needed to push on.

http://imgur.com/hC7tZd7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:16 PM
Author: bespoke giraffe digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504162)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: Hateful twinkling house reading party

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504166)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: lascivious crimson stag film

youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before but my new guess is tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504180)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: Hateful twinkling house reading party

need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in the shower, less about christopher columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504182)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:21 PM
Author: lascivious crimson stag film

that stupid shit screamed tbf to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504184)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504265)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Charcoal station

cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historical shit + TBF "appearing" like the Cheshire cat because he can't help himself (like naming himself a victim for Tobin Bell)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504204)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: lascivious crimson stag film

also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style

editL so does this mean TBF owns a dildo or that he has a gf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504210)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: doobsian messiness affirmative action

Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like the only true 180 thread this year. Search your name ITT and find about 14 different nasally, whiny complaints about gay shit or how you could do better. You literally only came to this heterosexual thread to complain about shit, lol. You literally can't stand straight people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504215)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: lascivious crimson stag film

sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the last update. its broter-sister literotica man, shit isn't that serious. why so mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504218)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: Charcoal station

def owns dildo

but he's just using pics from elsewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504216)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:24 PM
Author: vengeful kitchen

this ending isn't very satisfying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504189)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone cyan range brethren

cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot on tits or even face. something for fuck sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504201)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: ivory trump supporter

it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and white movies where women are called dames.

it reminded me of this:

It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504269)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:55 PM
Author: umber overrated university personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504300)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: Scarlet multi-colored boltzmann boistinker

gross man thats ur sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504212)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: talented kitty cat

did u fuck or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504256)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: brindle halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504312)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:08 PM
Author: Hateful twinkling house reading party

180

Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you were a trooper itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504325)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: brindle halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504336)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Sadistic know-it-all telephone

120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this was 180) will henceforth be known as "sailing for the new world."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504346)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: rose associate

OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to lose a lot of points on the dismount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504398)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: magenta mother

The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. That had the potential to make thing far more complex and interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504436)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: Onyx free-loading chad

Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in time it will be given its due.

A true 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504579)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: flesh stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#29224043)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Light goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#49330102)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:30 PM
Author: ungodly public bath ratface

I like it. Good luck brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504689)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Salmon supple karate

You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitlaw hell thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26505288)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 11:22 PM
Author: Lime Home

This is a great guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26512423)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Burgundy self-absorbed psychic rigpig

180, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26505357)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: sooty round eye

brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for putting together a narrative. more Carver than McInerney, but for an amateur, this is absolute 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26505500)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:47 AM
Author:  Vermilion

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31586951)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:21 PM
Author:  orange

This conclusion has aged surprisingly well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31767945)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: flesh stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#36990661)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:24 AM
Author: Nofapping Disrespectful

Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or more to lick for an hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#43254552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:36 PM
Author: Jade frisky wrinkle

i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man and his young lady are what is really important here. i see poetic genius in how the writer tied in the monumental changes he was undergoing to the events in the world at large, all while digesting heavy themes of fate, free will, and love.

if you want an incest stroke story, go to literotica or storiesonline.net.

the way the writer chose to end it is far more memorable than hearing about how amazingly intense their mutual orgasms were as they indulged in their primal draw to make babby in little sisters belly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504444)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:05 PM
Author: Indecent jap

"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world." Providence Journal-Bulletin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504594)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:25 PM
Author: doobsian messiness affirmative action

Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or setting?) over her ass, like the pert round globe that doubters thought was flat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504668)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: ivory trump supporter

love? he didn't know her

your flame is equally obvious to the op's. this whole thread is overrated except for the 120's given to the ending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504683)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: Snowy shivering corner selfie

titc analysis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26544302)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:25 PM
Author: flesh stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#36990680)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:09 PM
Author: low-t glittery market

well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl info, and tomorrow I'll appear on some list of pervert lawyers, but I guess it was worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26505321)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: wild soul-stirring persian striped hyena

A+++++

i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread delivered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26507722)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:27 AM
Author: Topaz excitant degenerate nursing home

OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johnsmeyer used in his deleted Twitter profile. Plus this is classic Johnsmeyer flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26507734)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:31 AM
Author: pale old irish cottage

Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with your moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26507746)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: Topaz excitant degenerate nursing home

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26508482)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: brindle halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26597580)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: Onyx free-loading chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26870960)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Coral stimulating parlour dopamine

The total drop off of posting after the climax is really shocking. Like everyone needed at least a month of quiet reflection to digest the events that unfolded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26870979)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: poppy principal's office gaping

no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. This thread was like the Matrix trilogy - at first, it blew your mind and you couldn't stop thinking about it, but then as it progressed it ended in a complete shitshow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26870989)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 12:22 AM
Author: Hateful twinkling house reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#27637414)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:43 AM
Author: Indecent jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#27669956)



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Date: April 22nd, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: nubile hideous national security agency

http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amazingly-reunited-over-tinder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#27737048)



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Date: May 17th, 2015 6:33 PM
Author: Geriatric dull mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#27910458)



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Date: June 4th, 2015 11:38 PM
Author:  frozen mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#28043046)



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Date: August 18th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: Coral stimulating parlour dopamine

Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#28575862)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:14 AM
Author: swollen juggernaut

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#28910271)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:47 AM
Author: Erotic Dark Pervert Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#28945152)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:58 AM
Author: Onyx free-loading chad

How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#28945193)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 10:39 AM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#28951145)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: plum

Columbus day bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#28952263)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: Pearl Site Queen Of The Night

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#29223927)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 2:42 PM
Author: Nighttime circlehead cuck

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#29251784)



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Date: December 24th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Hateful twinkling house reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#29447209)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Hateful twinkling house reading party

Much better sistr thrras

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#29460236)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author:  frozen mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#30027707)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:35 PM
Author: blathering coiffed weed whacker

the beginning of the degenerate era

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#30027721)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: lemon toaster depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#30156360)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Bonkers Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#30804651)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: sticky iridescent volcanic crater

PotY 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#30804670)



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Date: August 21st, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: Topaz excitant degenerate nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31238170)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:50 AM
Author:  saffron



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31240080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:54 AM
Author: Hateful twinkling house reading party

god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening. amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31240111)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author:  impertinent idiot pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31398074)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: mustard codepig

fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31398080)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:11 PM
Author:  massive people who are hurt

I;ve been here too long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31398112)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: mustard codepig

this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it was 2 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31398118)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author:  impertinent idiot pocket flask

reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days with different set pieces (the dildo/stuffed animal, CFB)...it is self-contained and reads like a play with other poasters as the chorus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31398121)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: High-end Marvelous State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31398922)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author:  impertinent idiot pocket flask

so who was the author, TBF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31398132)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Irate startling potus

Game of ""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31398927)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author:  impertinent idiot pocket flask

i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31398967)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:44 PM
Author:  red legend half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31401436)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:56 PM
Author:  saffron

the author is definitely tbtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31401520)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:13 AM
Author: Erotic Dark Pervert Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31586812)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Infuriating French Chef Newt

The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both very hot, one guy one girl. It recently came out that they were fucking all of high school, LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31586925)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:25 PM
Author: ivory trump supporter

did they have a midget sibling, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31767975)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 6:39 PM
Author: angry stain

:-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31591197)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Hateful twinkling house reading party

still GOAT POTUS thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31767987)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: angry stain

The POTUS of XODUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31768006)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 10:59 PM
Author: Medicated balding dingle berry masturbator

you never know what could happen on that golden day that they call Columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31771970)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: flesh stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#36990701)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: umber overrated university personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31961309)



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Date: January 10th, 2017 4:44 PM
Author: Hateful twinkling house reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#32343499)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: Bronze shaky ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#32545952)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: umber overrated university personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#32545957)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:11 PM
Author: angry stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#32545995)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:12 PM
Author: Violent Walnut Antidepressant Drug

Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#32546004)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:19 PM
Author: angry stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#32546783)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 11:40 PM
Author: angry stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#32547714)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:35 AM
Author: Medicated balding dingle berry masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#32548870)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 12:53 PM
Author: angry stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#32573656)



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Date: June 28th, 2017 8:31 PM
Author: kink-friendly silver



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#33664076)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author: Wine Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#34062570)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 3:14 PM
Author: hot lake immigrant

San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to Incest Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#34116947)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:46 PM
Author: Harsh Cowardly

how has this not been bumped yet today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#34401929)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:51 PM
Author: Violent Walnut Antidepressant Drug

I can never remember the title keywords

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#34401973)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: Curious National Fat Ankles

Columbus Day BUMP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#34404981)



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Date: December 18th, 2017 2:24 PM
Author: rusted

There should be a Christmas episode of this story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#34949769)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:50 AM
Author: Disturbing Green Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#35093674)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:52 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone useless gay wizard

Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#35093676)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author:  red legend half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#35338428)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal aquamarine theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#36233122)



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Date: October 6th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: Medicated balding dingle berry masturbator

pre-columbus day bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#36976356)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 9:53 AM
Author: hot lake immigrant

4 year bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#36989761)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 10:02 AM
Author: Jet candlestick maker sneaky criminal

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#36989822)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: gold party of the first part library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#37046584)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 12:13 PM
Author: Dun Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#38256413)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Exhilarant cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#38257003)



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Date: October 14th, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: doobsian messiness affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#38974406)



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Date: May 5th, 2020 12:41 PM
Author: Hateful twinkling house reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#40152879)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:40 PM
Author: sapphire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#40510638)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#40518112)



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Date: July 10th, 2020 6:24 PM
Author: doobsian messiness affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#40582879)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:27 AM
Author: Fuchsia Cheese-eating Hell Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#41084600)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:46 AM
Author:  transparent tank

Happy early Columbus Day to you too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#41084634)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:29 AM
Author: chrome pea-brained boiling water sex offender

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#41084602)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:25 PM
Author: self-centered fanboi

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#41963692)



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Date: October 8th, 2021 9:28 PM
Author: Jet candlestick maker sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#43244384)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:23 PM
Author: talking roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#41963677)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 9:29 AM
Author: doobsian messiness affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#43254123)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:28 AM
Author: Pungent Rough-skinned Windowlicker Haunted Graveyard

So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgur link down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#43254567)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:43 AM
Author:  Drab Internal Respiration

The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the original back in the day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#43254662)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 12:10 PM
Author:  Drab Internal Respiration

Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Columbus Day update (even if flame)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#43254899)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: Jet candlestick maker sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#45297237)



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Date: December 2nd, 2021 6:12 AM
Author:  son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#43544409)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: Anal Carnelian Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#45297068)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author:  violet pozpig water buffalo

fuck we missed Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#45297072)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: mustard codepig

Man this makes me feel old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#45297247)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:03 PM
Author: Spruce deep macaca

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#45309119)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:15 PM
Author:  son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#45309181)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Trust If Aryan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#49346769)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 4:32 PM
Author:  son of senegal

One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like I was listening to the Orson Welles War of the World radio broadcast when it first came out. I imagine a team of MIT students with earbuds as if breaking a casino with Ed Thorpe jumping up and down & high-fiving after the final pic is poasted. Well fucking done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#45536449)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:29 AM
Author: vibrant offensive roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#46276193)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:20 AM
Author:  sound barrier preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#46276167)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:21 AM
Author: Dead

Time flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#46276172)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 3:30 AM
Author: plum

This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's like cleaning out your closet on a saturday afternoon and coming across your favorite old movie or video game and just quitting for the rest of the day to give it a runthrough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#46276492)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:00 AM
Author: Anal Carnelian Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#46905907)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author:  violet pozpig water buffalo

best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem like this was 9 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#46905917)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: Bonkers Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#49330100)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:32 AM
Author: tripping

My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sister giggle with each other about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#46905960)



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Date: October 10th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author: Medicated balding dingle berry masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#46911844)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: fear-inspiring

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#46962930)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:21 PM
Author: Medicated balding dingle berry masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#46962948)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:27 PM
Author: angry stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#46962972)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author: 

DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#46962933)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author:  son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#46962936)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:42 PM
Author: Jet candlestick maker sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#46963013)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Slimy Bearded



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#48193545)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:41 PM
Author: sienna

I was thinking about this thread earlier today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#48193551)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: mind-boggling yellow voyeur

I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO

:/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#48194098)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: vibrant offensive roast beef

good work, i remember this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#48194099)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Light goal in life

Almost that time of year again ⛵️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#49330062)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: ---------------!!!!!!!!!!!!!-----------


This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#49346566)