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What's the dumbest thing you've done while drunk?

I think i get a 180 for this, or wasnt driving or texting a...
Swashbuckling principal's office sandwich
  07/11/25
trying to navigate the real world while drunk can actually b...
Silver philosopher-king feces
  07/11/25
It was really funny because he was getting really pissed off...
Swashbuckling principal's office sandwich
  07/11/25
180 ^ 180
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The first and only time I drove drunk I was 19 and at a hous...
shivering bisexual partner
  07/11/25
I was also 19 but I got home and fell asleep in the back yar...
pearl passionate ratface
  07/11/25
Got in a fight with my wife and drove to my office intending...
Sadistic Bright Mediation Dog Poop
  07/11/25
Lol this is cr. When you're about to move out and by the tim...
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Silver philosopher-king feces
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I once went for drinks after work in the office and came bac...
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  07/15/25
Hit on various women who rejected me.
Vigorous Splenetic Area
  07/11/25
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lascivious stag film
  07/12/25
My worst was a hotel front desk clerk.
lascivious stag film
  07/12/25
did you drunkenly assume he likes fat guys?
Brindle abusive famous landscape painting
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I have done this so many times it's hard to find a worst, bu...
Vigorous Splenetic Area
  07/14/25
Ive done a lot of fairly stupid shit while drunk, but one th...
Silver philosopher-king feces
  07/11/25
I also once climbed out my bedroom window to avoid inviting ...
Silver philosopher-king feces
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let a random guy on the street make a phone call with my cel...
wine insecure alpha
  07/11/25
lol
Ivory yarmulke
  07/11/25
how did the random guy turn the stove on
Swashbuckling principal's office sandwich
  07/11/25
lol separate events! but i do appreciate the innuendo
wine insecure alpha
  07/11/25
go to law school.
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blacked out while driving, twice. made it home fine but holy...
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Incredible poast/moniker synergy
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Hooked up with guy, puked in his bathroom, used towel to cle...
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I love how the focal point of this short vignette is that it...
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A law professor waved at me while passing me in the hallway ...
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Pumpkin beers.
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lmfao
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why were you drunk at school?
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  07/13/25
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Snuck out of my parents' house and walked with some friends ...
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Given that you now white knight for angel reese, id say your...
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i can't imagine hating on angel reese. if you watched her at...
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She's so cool and I love her eyelashes so you know she's a f...
Swashbuckling principal's office sandwich
  07/11/25
you're a cool female!
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i moved to MFH and had absolutely no friends. Not even acqua...
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180
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180 need more stories from this period of life brother
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Registered for xo
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falling off a balcony while hanging with gunner
Adulterous Double Fault Piazza
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Wasnt it a roof?
Silver philosopher-king feces
  07/11/25
to be pedantic, it was a balcony hanging over another roof
Adulterous Double Fault Piazza
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It is important to be as accurate as possible when regaling ...
Silver philosopher-king feces
  07/11/25
Draw this
Swashbuckling principal's office sandwich
  07/11/25
https://i.imgur.com/ncKHJBP.png i was waiting outside of ...
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this image is of a man falling backwards into a chickenwire ...
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Adulterous Double Fault Piazza
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hfs 180^180^1800000!!!!!!
violent church
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180. Gunner is pretty handsome for an Indian
Swashbuckling principal's office sandwich
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i'm a lucky man, no homo
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Rank the top 5 stories itt
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scholarship's story is #1 by far, who cares about the rest
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muscadine wine slicing his arms open like a tin can to demon...
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Do t you already have concussion/Brain issues
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caused/exacerbated by shit like this, which was years ago an...
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I really like it here.
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because of my Scumbag upbringing this didn't register to me ...
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Is that what put you in the hospital/off xo for a long time?...
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ah, sorry to hear that, man. i was already having seizures ...
Adulterous Double Fault Piazza
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DV and i got locked up for 3 days
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Reconciled and hooked up with an ex who later tried to kill ...
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went to couples therapy. we, uh, had to end the session earl...
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much many more details to do the needful
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we were having a fight before we were heading off to therapy...
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Mmhm Probably hard to pull off the cool fratty drunk guy at...
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i'm very gregarious and convincing. doesn't really work with...
violent church
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Yes it's literally why your wife brought you there
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you fags are oracles when it comes to male/female dynamics a...
violent church
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Doing couples therapy with someone you aren’t at least...
unholy fat ankles
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this was with my exwife!
violent church
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I didnt know you were a divorcee
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still am too
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Many layers to this fag’s loserdom
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here's another crazy story about my ex-wife: she never cucke...
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“I’m a huge simp” great poast, champ
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how are you even real? can't wait to see how this crash out ...
violent church
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You’re too in your 40s to talk like that
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and you're a bit too old for "mom please dont take my c...
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other things: 1. threw a full can of beer into a crowd of...
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i am sure i have other wild shit. for overall zany things yo...
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one time i blacked out on a date. it was really going well i...
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180. Louis cannon type story
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Lmao
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your stories are 180 when you consider that you have been ou...
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  07/11/25
wild stuff, man.
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another one was i blacked out at my friend's house back in 0...
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oh shit, i forgot this one. in december 2017, i was about to...
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we should party sometime
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  07/12/25
i'm sober now but i'll RAGE with you anyway.
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accidentally used the diesel can instead of the kerosene can...
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Came back home after drinking at the bar and fell asleep spo...
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wait, you're telling me you have a black wife AND you had a ...
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Yeah but now I have a yellow lab to even things out.
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"Go and do likewise, gents."
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fucked up my favorite jeans and a pair of shoes i really lik...
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I severely fucked up my Speedmaster drunkenly falling up con...
effete gay chapel
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sex with men for money
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How much did you pay
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cant remember, was drunk
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Hit on my SIL
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can you provide details
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I outran the cops going about 115 mph one night, although I ...
razzle-dazzle theatre laser beams
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180, did that scare you sober for a while?
Emerald candlestick maker locale
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not that I recall
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180
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Ivory yarmulke
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I got into a fight with a Canadian goose. I lost; badly.
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vicious animals
wine insecure alpha
  07/12/25
I lost part of my scalp.
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nasty motherfuckers
lascivious stag film
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Apply and then get accepted to law school
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Major crimes unit
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felt something
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OP is a broke ass gay faggot with literal AIDSs in his 60s.
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drive drunk hundreds of times, sometimes having to cover one...
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Big mad-dog skullcap
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went to see hotel for dogs in the movie theater
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Legal work
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Have never done anything dumb
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Was bowling and my friend was poking me so I “accident...
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Ivory yarmulke
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Hilarious for everyone involved!
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Not committed suicide
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Haha ohhhhhh kayyyyy Pushed over a motorcycle Egged a...
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Went to a gun range.
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Date: July 11th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Swashbuckling principal's office sandwich

I think i get a 180 for this, or wasnt driving or texting an ex or whatever. I went to the optometrist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49092663)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: Silver philosopher-king feces

trying to navigate the real world while drunk can actually be really fun. lol @ going to the optometrist though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49092664)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Swashbuckling principal's office sandwich

It was really funny because he was getting really pissed off. I remember him snapping at me "Hey hey HEY both eyes" while I was desperately squinting through my dominant eye

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49092678)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: Silver philosopher-king feces

180 ^ 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49092755)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: violent church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49092880)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: shivering bisexual partner

The first and only time I drove drunk I was 19 and at a house party and got blitzed and just felt like going home to lay down. I know I shouldn’t have drove but I did I was like “wow, I can’t believe how easy this is.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49093122)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: pearl passionate ratface

I was also 19 but I got home and fell asleep in the back yard (parents' house). I think they came out and made fun of me

the only reason I didn't die is because no one else was on the road. it legitimately "scared me straight" from drunk driving which you would think is flame, but I still think on it and shudder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49093433)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Sadistic Bright Mediation Dog Poop

Got in a fight with my wife and drove to my office intending on spending the night there and then came back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49092688)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: Swashbuckling principal's office sandwich

Lol this is cr. When you're about to move out and by the time you find your keys you can't remember why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49092725)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: Silver philosopher-king feces



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: mind-boggling ladyboy goal in life

I once went for drinks after work in the office and came back and fell asleep on some "partner's" couch. Luckily I woke up and went home around 1 AM or so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49103197)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: Vigorous Splenetic Area

Hit on various women who rejected me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49092707)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: lascivious stag film



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Date: July 12th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: lascivious stag film

My worst was a hotel front desk clerk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49096705)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 5:47 PM
Author: Brindle abusive famous landscape painting

did you drunkenly assume he likes fat guys?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49098413)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:46 AM
Author: Vigorous Splenetic Area

I have done this so many times it's hard to find a worst, but I haven't drunk enough to be drunk in >50 years. When I was a young lawlyer I threw up on the managing partner's wife's shoes at a firm picnic. They thought I was drunk, but it was in fact food poisoning. Had to go to the ER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49100131)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Silver philosopher-king feces

Ive done a lot of fairly stupid shit while drunk, but one that stands out in my mind is the night i jumped over the deck fence of the bar i was at because i couldn't find the exit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49092749)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Silver philosopher-king feces

I also once climbed out my bedroom window to avoid inviting an annoying friend out with me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49092763)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: wine insecure alpha

let a random guy on the street make a phone call with my cell phone. fell asleep with a pot of water boiling on the stove

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49092769)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Ivory yarmulke

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49092772)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:43 AM
Author: Swashbuckling principal's office sandwich

how did the random guy turn the stove on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49092906)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: wine insecure alpha

lol separate events! but i do appreciate the innuendo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49092941)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: impertinent self-absorbed newt

go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49092770)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: Silver philosopher-king feces



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Big mad-dog skullcap



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Toilet Seat Den

blacked out while driving, twice. made it home fine but holy shit that was dumb. both times involved a major interstate highway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49092777)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: Silver philosopher-king feces

Incredible poast/moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49092784)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Coral temple blood rage



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Big mad-dog skullcap



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: Silver philosopher-king feces

Hooked up with guy, puked in his bathroom, used towel to clean it up and turned out it was his roommates towel. Whoops!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49092780)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: Pungent State Stock Car

I love how the focal point of this short vignette is that it was *somebody else's* towel as if everything else is just noise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49103799)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Soul-stirring parlor genital piercing

A law professor waved at me while passing me in the hallway and for some reason I thought he was going in for a high five so I swung at him wildly with my open hand trying to make contact and he ducked out of the way like I was trying to hit him. I was so bewildered by the whole interaction that I didn’t even say anything and just scurried off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49092781)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Silver philosopher-king feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49092782)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: plum demanding institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49092791)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: Swashbuckling principal's office sandwich

Soo cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49092796)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Emerald candlestick maker locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49092849)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Sadistic Bright Mediation Dog Poop

Pumpkin beers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49092862)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: violent church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49092883)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Coral temple blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49093077)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: pearl passionate ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49093435)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Big mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49093442)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Curious Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49093542)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 12:35 AM
Author: godawful casino

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49097029)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 7:49 AM
Author: beta bronze milk

why were you drunk at school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49097258)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: Swashbuckling principal's office sandwich

??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49103497)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: lascivious stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49100063)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:43 AM
Author: shivering bisexual partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49100109)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: Violent kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49100361)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: smoky razzmatazz travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49100837)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:47 AM
Author: Glittery resort corn cake

Snuck out of my parents' house and walked with some friends to a girl's house in a nearby neighborhood all while leaving a trail of empty beer cans for the police to follow and then arrest us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49092789)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Silver philosopher-king feces

Given that you now white knight for angel reese, id say your decision making skills havent improved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49092790)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:55 AM
Author: Glittery resort corn cake

i can't imagine hating on angel reese. if you watched her at all in college you know she is a great team player and has the ability to impact every play in various ways. in her second year she's leading the league in rebounds by a massive margin and has improved her offensive game and efficiency immensely.

I genuinely don't understand the hate she receives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49092800)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Swashbuckling principal's office sandwich

She's so cool and I love her eyelashes so you know she's a female

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49092859)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Glittery resort corn cake

you're a cool female!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49093742)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: 180 puce halford

i moved to MFH and had absolutely no friends. Not even acquaintances. I used to get very drunk in those days. Sometimes a week would pass without someone talking to me, apart from a cashier.

I took to walking around with an open bottle and listening for parties, in the walk-up buildings around the EV and LES.

Id often go up and play the "Jessica invited me" (or Yessica if it was more puerto rican looking).

Sometimes this lead to me having to say "What? There's no Jessica?? I must have the wrong address, Im so sorry!"

There was an ocassional them saying, "Hey Jessica, you know this guy?"

More often, it was "hahah hey whatever dude, make yourself at home".

Only a few "Mike, I think this guy is fucking lying, he's probably came in to steal shit, hey guys c'mere, we have a fucking thief here"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49092797)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Milky Church Building Coffee Pot

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49092820)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: nofapping judgmental space stain

180 need more stories from this period of life brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49096986)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 7:48 AM
Author: beta bronze milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49097257)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 7:14 AM
Author: misanthropic disgusting idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49097221)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: fragrant reading party weed whacker

Registered for xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49092803)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: Adulterous Double Fault Piazza

falling off a balcony while hanging with gunner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49092838)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: Silver philosopher-king feces

Wasnt it a roof?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49092840)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Adulterous Double Fault Piazza

to be pedantic, it was a balcony hanging over another roof

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49092846)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: Silver philosopher-king feces

It is important to be as accurate as possible when regaling friends with tales of drunkenness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49092852)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Swashbuckling principal's office sandwich

Draw this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49092857)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:10 PM
Author: violent church

https://i.imgur.com/ncKHJBP.png

i was waiting outside of lex's apartment in my car to pick him up, which was on the second story over a store. behind the apartment was a parking lot. for reasons that remain unclear to me lex liked to leave through the balcony and climb down the fire escape. while waiting in the car way too long he eventually scuffled up to the passenger door, disheveled, with a few cuts. the conversation went something like this:

lex: sorry, i just fell off my balcony.

gunner: what lol are you ok?

lex: yeah i'm fine.

gunner: lol ok let's go get a drink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49093002)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:15 PM
Author: Swashbuckling principal's office sandwich

this image is of a man falling backwards into a chickenwire covered alien driven skateboard with ketchup rims

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49093029)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: Adulterous Double Fault Piazza

https://ibb.co/607Mnjzv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49093269)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: violent church

hfs 180^180^1800000!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49093277)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: Swashbuckling principal's office sandwich

180.

Gunner is pretty handsome for an Indian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49093287)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Adulterous Double Fault Piazza

i'm a lucky man, no homo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49093350)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Swashbuckling principal's office sandwich

Rank the top 5 stories itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49093354)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: plum demanding institution

scholarship's story is #1 by far, who cares about the rest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49094816)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Swashbuckling principal's office sandwich

muscadine wine slicing his arms open like a tin can to demonstrate knife quality was an exception addition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49095392)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: Adulterous Double Fault Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49096698)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 7:15 AM
Author: misanthropic disgusting idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49097222)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 7:35 AM
Author: out-of-control buck-toothed international law enforcement agency theater stage

Do t you already have concussion/Brain issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49097246)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:58 PM
Author: violent church

caused/exacerbated by shit like this, which was years ago and before lex got sober

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49103713)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Mildly autistic theater pisswyrm

I really like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49097953)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: violent church

because of my Scumbag upbringing this didn't register to me as a concerning incident

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49092892)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:46 AM
Author: Adulterous Double Fault Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49092913)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:40 PM
Author: Silver philosopher-king feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49093193)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:07 AM
Author: beta bronze milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49097277)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Flickering Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49099906)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:43 AM
Author: unholy fat ankles

Is that what put you in the hospital/off xo for a long time?

This happened to a friend of mine but he didn’t maek it :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49092908)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Adulterous Double Fault Piazza

ah, sorry to hear that, man.

i was already having seizures and had heavy brain bleeding, but this couldn't have helped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49092918)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:17 AM
Author: Emerald candlestick maker locale

DV and i got locked up for 3 days

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49092843)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Hyperactive hairraiser plaza

Reconciled and hooked up with an ex who later tried to kill me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49092875)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:33 AM
Author: violent church

went to couples therapy. we, uh, had to end the session early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49092882)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: Swashbuckling principal's office sandwich

much many more details to do the needful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49092901)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: violent church

we were having a fight before we were heading off to therapy. before i get in the car i drank a bunch of whiskey at once. maybe half a bottle or more. so, i didn't really start getting drunk until the session started. everyone was confused because i was fine a minute ago and i made some excuses like "idk what's wrong i'm just not feeling well." therapist decided to end the session because i was "groggy", and i drove home with my ex. at the next session the therapist was pissed and scolded me for driving. i continued to say that i was fine and just got woozy or something randomly. she give me this scowl and after that she seemed really against me in sessions. before that it felt like she was on my side more often than not. i think she dealt with a lot of drunks and could recognize i was trashed more than most people could, because i can usually keep it together really well.

i think the marriage lasted another couple months after that!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49092937)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Swashbuckling principal's office sandwich

Mmhm

Probably hard to pull off the cool fratty drunk guy at couples therapy.

I rate this as number 2 stupid after me getting prescription lenses while being drunk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49093075)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: violent church

i'm very gregarious and convincing. doesn't really work with someone trained on drunks i guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49093123)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Swashbuckling principal's office sandwich

Yes it's literally why your wife brought you there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49093158)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: violent church

you fags are oracles when it comes to male/female dynamics and i think you're probably right that she needed someone i couldn't just charm into being on my side.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49093292)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: unholy fat ankles

Doing couples therapy with someone you aren’t at least engaged to is… idk what but it’s bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49092903)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: violent church

this was with my exwife!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49092910)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: unholy fat ankles

I didnt know you were a divorcee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49092917)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: violent church

still am too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49093015)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: Crusty electric furnace

Many layers to this fag’s loserdom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49093038)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:19 PM
Author: violent church

here's another crazy story about my ex-wife: she never cucked me with other men, emasculated me by sharing embarrassing details about me publicly, or tried to damage my life in any way. we also remained friends for many years after and i never once desperately ran back to her because i couldn't get laid any other way.

haha crazy right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49093053)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:26 PM
Author: Crusty electric furnace

“I’m a huge simp”

great poast, champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49093106)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: violent church

how are you even real? can't wait to see how this crash out ends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49093116)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:31 PM
Author: Crusty electric furnace

You’re too in your 40s to talk like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49093135)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: violent church

and you're a bit too old for "mom please dont take my computer, i promise ill look for a job after i pwn these kikes on autoadmit!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49093166)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: Emerald candlestick maker locale

other things:

1. threw a full can of beer into a crowd of people at a club called Sonar in baltimore. got jumped and absolutely fucked up, face was all bruised, like my entire face was a black eye. a friend of mine hit one of the guys who did it in the face with a cinderblock outside the club. had to go to classes as a 3L and to my job at the national archives' gc office with a fucked up face for 2 weeks. i said it was a basketball injury lol.

2. blacked out and got thrown out of an uber in chicago at like 2 am. woke up in an elevator in a parking garage at 5. found my way back to my hotel, had to be at a biz dev presentation at 9 am. someone had to cover for me.

3. got in multiple fights with that stripper i was fooling around with as we spent a week traveling from hotel to hotel in LA/SD. was blackout drunk almost the whole time.

there are others, but these are top of mind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49092939)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:55 AM
Author: wine insecure alpha

i feel like you would win this thread, not that it's a competition. you didn't even hit on anything that involves waking up next to a transsexual prostitute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49092950)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:15 PM
Author: Emerald candlestick maker locale

i am sure i have other wild shit. for overall zany things you've done on booze and drugs, i bet i would win. i was an absolute mess for a few years.

showed up to labor negotiations still high on coke once. another time i was bargaining with a unit of nurses and the union rep asked me if i needed medical attention. i was on a 2 day bender, coming down off coke and was basically green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49093034)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:31 PM
Author: wine insecure alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49093136)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:59 AM
Author: violent church

one time i blacked out on a date. it was really going well i thought. i had a few too many and suddenly she excused herself but not before making sure i called an uber. i don't remember anything after that except coming to outside in the city in the middle of winter. i've never been so cold in my life. i went to an emergency room to warm up. i called another uber and got in, then blacked out again. woke up in bed with no phone or car, not remembering anything that happened after the date except for being freezing in the city for a moment.

had to call my mom to go get my car. then i had to use my cell phone tracking app to find my phone, which was in the second uber in the driver's apartment complex. i found the car and could see my phone in the back seat. i sent a message to uber about it but i guess the driver wasn't available. i went around the apartment complex asking whose car it was. after trying every door i gave up and left a note on the windshield.

the driver called me that night and she gave me my phone. i remember it was on valentine's day and she met me in a red lobster parking lot where she was getting dinner with her husband.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49092964)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 9:39 PM
Author: Emerald candlestick maker locale

180. Louis cannon type story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49094815)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: beta bronze milk

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49098106)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: Swashbuckling principal's office sandwich

your stories are 180 when you consider that you have been outed and you must be the biggest pencil neck dweeb on earth. its nearly impossible to imagine that guy getting into any of these antics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49093039)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:19 PM
Author: Emerald candlestick maker locale

wild stuff, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49093056)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Emerald candlestick maker locale

another one was i blacked out at my friend's house back in 05 and tried to drive home. for some reason i drove to my childhood home's neighborhood. woke up at 7 am with the car running in front of a cop's house, but luckily the cop had recently been killed in the line of duty.

oh, this is a good one. in 2012 i ate a bunch of ambien and drank a 6 pack. then drove to the liquor store to get more beer and was changing out CDs in my car and crashed into a truck. i fled and went home and texted my wife (she was out) "woah someone just hit my car and took off lol" but about 10 mins later the cops came to my house. i remember them being in my condo and one of them laughing at me that i'd have to report this to the bar, etc. another cop was like "hey genius, you know your VIN was on the panel of your car that you left at the scene, don't you?"

i was 100% out of it and hallucinating. they didn't charge me with DUI bc i was no longer at the scene, but they told me they knew i was drunk.

i wound up making up a story about taking the med as prescribed and sleep driving. i got off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49093100)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:31 PM
Author: Emerald candlestick maker locale

oh shit, i forgot this one. in december 2017, i was about to be promoted to partner at baker hostetler. the guy who put me up had a end of year get together at the Palm in DC (he is one of the caricatures on the wall). there were like 15 people there. i got absolutely wrecked on martinis. i was obviously drunk in front of him but thankfully he left. the restaurant ultimately asked me to leave and i lost my phone and a coworker had to order me an uber.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49093132)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: lascivious stag film

we should party sometime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49096948)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 3:03 PM
Author: Emerald candlestick maker locale

i'm sober now but i'll RAGE with you anyway.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49098056)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Multi-colored Crotch

accidentally used the diesel can instead of the kerosene can (for a kerosene heater), woke up in blackface, entire cabin coated with soot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49093064)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Obsidian Ape Senate

Came back home after drinking at the bar and fell asleep spooning by black lab who was 15 years old and I knew she was going to die soon. My lab didn’t like to be cuddled so she probably got up and hobbled away as soon as I passed out.

The dog bed was right in front of my security door. I kept the front door open because it was summer and no A/C.

I awoke to my next door neighbor, a black nurse, coming home from her night shift. I hear, “Oh, chimata! What are you doing?”

It was pretty embarrassing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49093126)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: Emerald candlestick maker locale

wait, you're telling me you have a black wife AND you had a black lab?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49093139)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:40 PM
Author: Obsidian Ape Senate

Yeah but now I have a yellow lab to even things out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49093191)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: Silver philosopher-king feces

You have a black wife and yellow lab? You got those two mixed up, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49093202)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Obsidian Ape Senate

OFS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49093383)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Copper shitlib lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49093641)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:02 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Toilet Seat Den

now you need a yellow mistress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49093273)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: opaque lodge pocket flask

I was a knife salesman for Cutco knives and showed up to a sales appointment drunk and proceeded to cut myself in multiple spots during the demonstration, and got the blood all over my white shirt. The people were terrified and bought a bunch of knives just to get rid of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49093283)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: Swashbuckling principal's office sandwich

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49093288)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Silver philosopher-king feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49093367)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Obsidian Ape Senate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49093382)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: Soul-stirring parlor genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49093417)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: violent church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49093421)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Big mad-dog skullcap

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49093446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Diverse Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49093447)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: cerise box office party of the first part

"Go and do likewise, gents."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49093450)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: violent church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49093486)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: pearl passionate ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49093577)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Big mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49093586)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Ruby national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49094818)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: beta bronze milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49097278)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: Slimy Orchestra Pit Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49100090)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: Emerald candlestick maker locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49093452)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: pearl passionate ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49093497)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 12:03 AM
Author: deranged cerebral hissy fit

this would make a great scene in a movie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49097013)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 12:45 AM
Author: godawful casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49097041)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 7:18 AM
Author: misanthropic disgusting idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49097226)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:10 AM
Author: Flickering Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49099912)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: lascivious stag film

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49100060)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: hot idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49101150)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: Big mad-dog skullcap

This thread delivered. My story involves getting extremely drunk at a summer associate event. Being extremely drunk I figured I shouldn't get a cab but should "walk it off" on my way home. For some reason I either drunk dialed my parents or they called me and I stupidly picked up and vaguely got in some huge fight with them, the details or even high level of which I had no clue about the next day. I finally staggered home and my dog and wife were both disgusted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49093458)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: Sadistic Bright Mediation Dog Poop

One time I passed out in a Subway parking lot. The cops found me and went through my phone to find someone to take me. They called my grandma, luckily she was asleep since it was late. They went down the list and found a friend to come get me. Glad I didn't get run over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49095073)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Slate vengeful pit

fucked up my favorite jeans and a pair of shoes i really liked because I fell into a retention pond in Orlando while taking a shortcut to a gas station to buy more beer after I went out for the night on a work trip and wanted to keep drinking. by some miracle I actually brought a second pair of shoes because the next day I flew directly to Washington DC to attend the 2016 inauguration of Donald Trump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49093482)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 4:44 AM
Author: effete gay chapel

I severely fucked up my Speedmaster drunkenly falling up concrete stairs leading to a Jimmy John’s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49097176)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: lake university

sex with men for money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49093487)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Swashbuckling principal's office sandwich

How much did you pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49093508)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: lake university

cant remember, was drunk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49093648)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Heady gaming laptop juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49094209)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Diverse Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49093538)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: avocado site

Hit on my SIL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49093746)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: Multi-colored Crotch

can you provide details

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49093813)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle theatre laser beams

I outran the cops going about 115 mph one night, although I was drunk and high so you can't just blame the booze, but it saved me in its own way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49094819)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Emerald candlestick maker locale

180, did that scare you sober for a while?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49094957)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle theatre laser beams

not that I recall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49094959)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: violent church

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49095406)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Emerald candlestick maker locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49096758)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: Ivory yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49100657)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:52 AM
Author: exhilarant regret wrinkle

I got into a fight with a Canadian goose. I lost; badly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49095144)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: wine insecure alpha

vicious animals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49096701)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:35 PM
Author: exhilarant regret wrinkle

I lost part of my scalp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49096970)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: lascivious stag film

nasty motherfuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49100066)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: buff histrionic hunting ground immigrant

Apply and then get accepted to law school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49095157)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: exhilarant regret wrinkle

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49096971)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: beady-eyed mentally impaired haunted graveyard trump supporter

Major crimes unit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49096973)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: Confused magenta library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49101872)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Outnumbered Parlour

I was at a sushi bar alone and started doing sake shots with the wait staff after they closed. For some reason we started drinking tequila and I blacked out. They somehow found my home and dropped me off at like 4am. No idea what happened in between

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49097065)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 2:27 AM
Author: Obsidian Ape Senate

In my early 20s, I was working in a chain pharmacy and a co-worker asked me to DJ her wedding. I had never DJ’d anything before. I had a CD player and two huge bass amps. I got drunk as shit during the wedding, slurring, trying to be funny on the microphone, getting blank stares. I didn’t play any typical wedding songs. Didn’t have any in my collection. I had classic rock. Basically played my favorite songs all night to a bunch of people I didn’t know, getting drunk for free.

There was this cringey moment where I thought I was being smooth by introducing a song with some commentary about the band. You don’t know what band it is I’m talking about because that is supposed to be suspenseful and the big reveal came as I hit play: “We Can Work It Out” by the Beatles.

I was so drunk the new husband drove my truck to his house and let me sleep in my truck on the street. It was a Chevy S-10 and he thought he was pressing the emergency brake with his foot but he stepped on the vent lever, crushing it.

I think she paid me $100 and don’t think we ever talked about it afterwards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49097108)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: umber mewling national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49097298)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: violent church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49100119)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:49 AM
Author: Diverse Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49100149)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 4:21 AM
Author: Confused magenta library

felt something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49097173)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 7:09 AM
Author: Blue selfie private investor

OP is a broke ass gay faggot with literal AIDSs in his 60s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49097217)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: beta bronze milk

drive drunk hundreds of times, sometimes having to cover one eye

was groping with the boss’ daughter in the corner of the bar (there were pics)

numerous fights that could have ended badly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49097283)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: shivering bisexual partner

Fell for Mossad honeypot operation and fucked a teen on hidden camera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49097879)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:22 AM
Author: Crusty electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49099929)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Big mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49103335)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Emerald candlestick maker locale

went to see hotel for dogs in the movie theater

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49099900)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Concupiscible whorehouse faggotry

Legal work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49099901)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: Crusty electric furnace

Have never done anything dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49100088)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: Flickering Hairy Legs

Was bowling and my friend was poking me so I “accidentally” threw my bowling ball at her backwards. It bounced and shattered the beer mug her boyfriend was holding severing an artery and sending him to the ER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49100350)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Ivory yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49100660)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: Obsidian Ape Senate

Hilarious for everyone involved!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49100823)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: Gaped Spot

Not committed suicide

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49101873)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: bossy hospital half-breed

Haha ohhhhhh kayyyyy

Pushed over a motorcycle

Egged a dudes car

Hit on a friends GF

Fucked a few chonkers

Bough box set of Tales from the crypt (turned out kind of 180)

Drove a LOT including in my ‘94 junker with a busted headlight

Top of mind



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49101880)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:59 AM
Author: Violent kitchen

when I went out and had an incredible date with the most perfect and cool girl that I've ever gone out with (we were literally talking about our future together, how similar we were etc), went home drunk, saw some dude beating off from my condo patio looking into another unit, started laughing uncontrollably and tried to call her to tell her about it. She didn't answer so I sent some drunken text with no context that I just saw some guy beating off.

She took days to respond to my text and I completely ruined it.

I then went on a spree of hundreds of failed first dates and constant rejection and disappointment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49103002)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: plum demanding institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49103014)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: Swashbuckling principal's office sandwich

literally talking about our future together, how similar we were tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49103504)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: violent church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49103708)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: mind-boggling ladyboy goal in life

Went to a gun range.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2...id#49103190)