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i've fucked 10+ girls off YELP by searching for brazilian waxes

I make note of hot girls who give salon reviews where they m...
Jade supple business firm
  09/21/14
No fuckin way that is awesome
Poppy naked friendly grandma
  09/21/14
180 triangulation skills bro
Cordovan coffee pot
  09/21/14
DAT BIG DATA
Chestnut swashbuckling shitlib
  09/21/14
I also have tons of stuff to talk about them with because I ...
Jade supple business firm
  09/21/14
what happens when some nerd makes an app to do all this and ...
Chestnut swashbuckling shitlib
  09/21/14
still requires DAT human touch
Jade supple business firm
  09/22/14
not really. u could automate and optimize everything ur curr...
Chestnut swashbuckling shitlib
  09/22/14
can't automate a cock in a WAXED SMOOTH pussy
Jade supple business firm
  09/22/14
it could do all the triangulation shit for you using an algo...
adventurous flesh juggernaut hospital
  09/22/14
link to that being enough to get cock into SILKY SMOOTH PUSS...
Jade supple business firm
  09/22/14
brother, a car is not going to drive you places by itself bu...
adventurous flesh juggernaut hospital
  09/22/14
this it should also be able to generate the likelihood th...
Chestnut swashbuckling shitlib
  09/22/14
cr. tattoos, likes to smoke, single, # of swear words in pro...
adventurous flesh juggernaut hospital
  09/22/14
yes, instagram will be invaluable here
Chestnut swashbuckling shitlib
  09/22/14
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adventurous flesh juggernaut hospital
  09/22/14
I am literally lolling at the thought of an indian programme...
Jade supple business firm
  09/22/14
9459435209432504 *Mike Judge taking notes furious...
adventurous flesh juggernaut hospital
  09/22/14
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Irradiated cyan home
  09/24/14
still lolling @ this *smiles sheepishly* "are y...
Irradiated cyan home
  09/25/14
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dashing chocolate main people
  01/03/15
Lmao
Vivacious trailer park roommate
  12/26/15
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180 Ceo
  03/13/17
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bistre spectacular hissy fit theatre
  09/13/18
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godawful station stain
  11/13/14
(SOFTSKILLMASTERMAN)
charismatic aquamarine library
  09/22/14
NSA
contagious fishy legend
  09/21/14
that's rape
Fragrant geriatric chapel death wish
  09/21/14
something to be said for a "Brazilian wax" defense...
Jade supple business firm
  09/21/14
how do you know where they will be? do you just pick random ...
adventurous flesh juggernaut hospital
  09/22/14
(FATAL FLAW masterman)
Chestnut swashbuckling shitlib
  09/22/14
someone has to be the aspie needle that pops the balloon.
adventurous flesh juggernaut hospital
  09/22/14
just cross-check across fb/4s check-ins bro
Chestnut swashbuckling shitlib
  09/22/14
(roy hobbs to my wilford brimly)
Jade supple business firm
  09/22/14
highly-doobsian. I like it.
adventurous flesh juggernaut hospital
  09/22/14
not random. I can't give away full details but let's just sa...
Jade supple business firm
  09/22/14
I imagine that the average female yelp reviewer has reviewed...
adventurous flesh juggernaut hospital
  09/22/14
dude pretty sure he's not worried about going "full doo...
cracking menage
  09/22/14
also, how do you approach in each venue? you have some canne...
adventurous flesh juggernaut hospital
  09/22/14
brother I'm not just blasting out my resume to every jerb on...
Jade supple business firm
  09/22/14
really creepy, hilarious and impressive all at the same time...
adventurous flesh juggernaut hospital
  09/22/14
you don't understand the level of obsession many chicks have...
Jade supple business firm
  09/22/14
how much do the odds of 1st date anal increase if she has al...
Chestnut swashbuckling shitlib
  09/22/14
I don't have any tats so that wouldn't be in my wheelhouse b...
Jade supple business firm
  09/22/14
" "doobsian FB-stalker shit" is a description...
adventurous flesh juggernaut hospital
  09/22/14
another thing is if they do have that many detailed reviews,...
adventurous flesh juggernaut hospital
  09/22/14
look man if you research enough of these dumb fucksluts and ...
cracking menage
  09/22/14
LINK to some reviews?
contagious fishy legend
  09/22/14
brother several of my poasts in this thread are sufficient t...
Jade supple business firm
  09/22/14
This nigga is giving posters fucking hope and they giving hi...
charismatic aquamarine library
  09/22/14
b-b-but AUTOMATION btw I fucking LOVE smooth waxed beautifu...
Jade supple business firm
  09/22/14
The aspie tells are so easy. They just fly off the screen l...
charismatic aquamarine library
  09/22/14
my friends and i come here every weds night for the trivia a...
godawful station stain
  09/22/14
yeah but that's assuming she leaves a comment like this. alt...
adventurous flesh juggernaut hospital
  09/22/14
another important point: this method only works on people wh...
godawful station stain
  09/22/14
I know jesus fucking christ
Jade supple business firm
  09/22/14
wow harrison blown up. did he blow up your balloon knot
cracking menage
  09/22/14
(faggot) not many reviews are of the "we come he...
adventurous flesh juggernaut hospital
  09/22/14
holy shit, harrison got gaped by a girl
offensive curious garrison mediation
  09/22/14
guess she had to put some points on the bort at some point. ...
adventurous flesh juggernaut hospital
  09/22/14
alright fine, it was good, okay??? IT WAS GOOD.
adventurous flesh juggernaut hospital
  09/22/14
boom goes the dynamite
Razzle-dazzle Lodge
  09/22/14
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Blue son of senegal
  09/24/14
180 this thread delivered.
charismatic aquamarine library
  09/22/14
I wish this wasn't flame
Free-loading Grizzly Box Office
  09/22/14
the thing is, someone actually did come up with this. true ...
godawful station stain
  09/22/14
"ymmv"
Chestnut swashbuckling shitlib
  09/22/14
Self-confirmed not flame
Jade supple business firm
  09/22/14
icymi
godawful station stain
  09/22/14
Unngh http://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=t5eyT7Wx_An...
talented twisted fanboi
  09/22/14
yeah but: One Medical Group Category: Family Prac...
Jade supple business firm
  09/22/14
lol
talented twisted fanboi
  09/22/14
1 fucking 80
thriller misanthropic codepig brethren
  09/24/14
jfc
Out-of-control sable doctorate
  09/13/18
lol
Domesticated passionate dog poop
  09/13/18
* plops down near yelp target at the neighborhood coffee sho...
Free-loading Grizzly Box Office
  09/22/14
1800000000
godawful station stain
  09/25/14
Just msg them directly I yelp and compliment their foodie ae...
marvelous office nibblets
  09/25/14
sounds pretty CREEPY to message someone out of the blue like...
Pungent unholy mental disorder brunch
  09/25/14
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godawful station stain
  11/12/14
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Jade supple business firm
  01/03/15
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Jade supple business firm
  12/24/15
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Jade supple business firm
  03/13/17
180 if true. Innovation!
Scarlet Degenerate
  09/13/18
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wait till biggus dickus hears of this
  05/11/26


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Date: September 21st, 2014 11:46 PM
Author: Jade supple business firm

I make note of hot girls who give salon reviews where they mention getting Brazilian waxes, then I triangulate where they are likely to hang out based on their dinner/club reviews, then I find them, kino, and BAM smooth-as-fuck pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26371764)



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Date: September 21st, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Poppy naked friendly grandma

No fuckin way that is awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26371783)



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Date: September 21st, 2014 11:49 PM
Author: Cordovan coffee pot

180 triangulation skills bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26371803)



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Date: September 21st, 2014 11:51 PM
Author: Chestnut swashbuckling shitlib

DAT BIG DATA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26371824)



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Date: September 21st, 2014 11:57 PM
Author: Jade supple business firm

I also have tons of stuff to talk about them with because I can mimic their interests based on their extensive yelp reviews. it is ridiculous, connection is so deep that the first-night fuck is pretty much guaranteed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26371892)



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Date: September 21st, 2014 11:58 PM
Author: Chestnut swashbuckling shitlib

what happens when some nerd makes an app to do all this and u lose ur edge?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26371898)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:03 AM
Author: Jade supple business firm

still requires DAT human touch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26371951)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:04 AM
Author: Chestnut swashbuckling shitlib

not really. u could automate and optimize everything ur currently doing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26371963)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:06 AM
Author: Jade supple business firm

can't automate a cock in a WAXED SMOOTH pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26371978)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:18 AM
Author: adventurous flesh juggernaut hospital

it could do all the triangulation shit for you using an algorithm that shows a rough percentage likelihood of being in a given place on a given date based on data she has poasted to social media.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26372088)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: Jade supple business firm

link to that being enough to get cock into SILKY SMOOTH PUSSY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26372106)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:24 AM
Author: adventurous flesh juggernaut hospital

brother, a car is not going to drive you places by itself but that does not mean you cant use it to get around a lot more easily.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26372156)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Chestnut swashbuckling shitlib

this

it should also be able to generate the likelihood that they are dtf based on other publicaly available variables

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26372122)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:27 AM
Author: adventurous flesh juggernaut hospital

cr. tattoos, likes to smoke, single, # of swear words in profile, piercings, atheist/agnostic, steampunk/alt/hipster....etc.

also screens out women who keep all their social media posts private.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26372179)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:27 AM
Author: Chestnut swashbuckling shitlib

yes, instagram will be invaluable here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26372188)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: adventurous flesh juggernaut hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26372193)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: Jade supple business firm

I am literally lolling at the thought of an indian programmer wearing an oversized Hilfiger polo and khakis fresh from the dryer lurching alongside a hot honey, hurridly shoving his phone into his pocket while she thinks she catches a glimpse of her yelp profile up on the screen, and saying, "you have been to this club three times in the past two months, have you not? I am also aware that you enjoyed your Brazilian wax from the salon." and then going home to RAGE on PUA forums that this method is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26372194)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: adventurous flesh juggernaut hospital

9459435209432504

*Mike Judge taking notes furiously for Silicon Valley*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26372200)



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Date: September 24th, 2014 12:27 AM
Author: Irradiated cyan home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26385761)



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Date: September 25th, 2014 12:48 AM
Author: Irradiated cyan home

still lolling @ this

*smiles sheepishly*

"are you jen87?"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26392563)



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Date: January 3rd, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: dashing chocolate main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#27047498)



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Date: December 26th, 2015 11:45 AM
Author: Vivacious trailer park roommate

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#29456164)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 4:33 PM
Author: 180 Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#32820968)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 9:21 AM
Author: bistre spectacular hissy fit theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#36800182)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 1:14 AM
Author: godawful station stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26706469)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: charismatic aquamarine library

(SOFTSKILLMASTERMAN)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26372107)



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Date: September 21st, 2014 11:52 PM
Author: contagious fishy legend

NSA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26371834)



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Date: September 21st, 2014 11:53 PM
Author: Fragrant geriatric chapel death wish

that's rape

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26371842)



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Date: September 21st, 2014 11:55 PM
Author: Jade supple business firm

something to be said for a "Brazilian wax" defense: can't be asking for it much more clearly than to get a Brazilian. implied consent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26371867)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:00 AM
Author: adventurous flesh juggernaut hospital

how do you know where they will be? do you just pick random clubs/bars they review and show up at one of them each weekend? doesn't seem very likely to land a hit.

idk man this is pretty suspect...I see a lot of flaws in this method.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26371925)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:01 AM
Author: Chestnut swashbuckling shitlib

(FATAL FLAW masterman)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26371933)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:02 AM
Author: adventurous flesh juggernaut hospital

someone has to be the aspie needle that pops the balloon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26371945)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:03 AM
Author: Chestnut swashbuckling shitlib

just cross-check across fb/4s check-ins bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26371957)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:05 AM
Author: Jade supple business firm

(roy hobbs to my wilford brimly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26371973)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:07 AM
Author: adventurous flesh juggernaut hospital

highly-doobsian. I like it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26371984)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:05 AM
Author: Jade supple business firm

not random. I can't give away full details but let's just say I triangulate.

state ur flaws and if I can without pulling back the curtain too much, I'll gladly answer. it doesn't have the mass marketability of the LICK msg but no reason other bros couldn't create their own workable methods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26371970)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: adventurous flesh juggernaut hospital

I imagine that the average female yelp reviewer has reviewed some 5+ bars/restaurants/clubs, and might not even go out every weekend. seems like it would take a while.

unless you really do full on doobsian FB-stalker shit like fratty was talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26371995)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:09 AM
Author: cracking menage

dude pretty sure he's not worried about going "full doobs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26372004)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:10 AM
Author: adventurous flesh juggernaut hospital

also, how do you approach in each venue? you have some canned icebreaker or do you "subtly" try to ninja your way over to them and introduce yourself in a chill, fratty, natural way?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26372007)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:18 AM
Author: Jade supple business firm

brother I'm not just blasting out my resume to every jerb on monster. these are HIGHLY TAILORED approaches based on my research. If I see a chick at a chill cocktail lounge with the girls, well I know they have tried similar places in the past, and this chick loves drinks with whisky, but she went with some friends to some louder clubs a couple weekends ago and didn't like them, so its *walks up with my whisky cocktail* "hey this is a great place isn't it? much better than those douchy clubs like _____ where you can't hear anyone talk. and the drinks are amazing, I've been really into whisky stuff lately like this ____"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26372094)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: adventurous flesh juggernaut hospital

really creepy, hilarious and impressive all at the same time. 180 if not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26372123)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:13 AM
Author: Jade supple business firm

you don't understand the level of obsession many chicks have with yelp. they have HUNDREDS of DETAILED reviews. think of the level of narcissism it takes to basically tell the world "this lady did a great job of making my PUSSY SILKY SMOOTH so I can go take HOT COCK."

and yes it does require in-depth profiling and research -- "doobsian FB-stalker shit" is a description I feel lacks nuance and appreciation for my art -- but rest assured this is no different from any dood trying to work a girl he wants to fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26372040)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:15 AM
Author: Chestnut swashbuckling shitlib

how much do the odds of 1st date anal increase if she has also posted yelp reviews of tattoo parlours?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26372053)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Jade supple business firm

I don't have any tats so that wouldn't be in my wheelhouse but I like the way you think and may incorporate some fake tats into my regimen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26372118)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:16 AM
Author: adventurous flesh juggernaut hospital

" "doobsian FB-stalker shit" is a description I feel lacks nuance and appreciation for my art"

tyft

well brother I applaud your efforts and the method does seem to have some novelty. I don't think it would be for me since I like fucking fat chicks from okc for minimal effort, but to each his own.

pretty clever if you aren't full of shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26372067)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: adventurous flesh juggernaut hospital

another thing is if they do have that many detailed reviews, doesn't that make tracking them down even harder?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26372110)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: cracking menage

look man if you research enough of these dumb fucksluts and actually remember what dozens of them look like, sure this could work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26371999)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:10 AM
Author: contagious fishy legend

LINK to some reviews?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26372008)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:24 AM
Author: Jade supple business firm

brother several of my poasts in this thread are sufficient to teach you to fish, but if you want to also find some good fishing grounds, then google your city + yelp + Brazilian wax. be aware, fishing takes patience. you will find there will be many "nibbles" on ur pole that turn out to be old boots, tires, logs, other bros' lines, etc. but keep fishing and eventually you'll land something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26372157)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: charismatic aquamarine library

This nigga is giving posters fucking hope and they giving him semantics. A prophet will never be accepted in his homeland.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26372196)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:34 AM
Author: Jade supple business firm

b-b-but AUTOMATION

btw I fucking LOVE smooth waxed beautiful pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26372226)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: charismatic aquamarine library

The aspie tells are so easy. They just fly off the screen lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26372254)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: godawful station stain

my friends and i come here every weds night for the trivia and $1 tacos!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26372204)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:33 AM
Author: adventurous flesh juggernaut hospital

yeah but that's assuming she leaves a comment like this. although....I guess that wouldn't be uncommon come to think of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26372219)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:35 AM
Author: godawful station stain

another important point: this method only works on people who are female and post lots of yelp reviews, including one of a bikini wax (harrison)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26372229)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:35 AM
Author: Jade supple business firm

I know jesus fucking christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26372236)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:36 AM
Author: cracking menage

wow harrison blown up. did he blow up your balloon knot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26372239)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:37 AM
Author: adventurous flesh juggernaut hospital

(faggot)

not many reviews are of the "we come here every x night for the y dollar zs!!" variety.

but ...I guess...he could....target....you know what stfu. JUST STFU.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26372246)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 3:12 AM
Author: offensive curious garrison mediation

holy shit, harrison got gaped by a girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26372893)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 4:41 AM
Author: adventurous flesh juggernaut hospital

guess she had to put some points on the bort at some point. im still way ahead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26372922)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 4:46 AM
Author: adventurous flesh juggernaut hospital

alright fine, it was good, okay??? IT WAS GOOD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26372932)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 5:58 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Lodge

boom goes the dynamite



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Date: September 24th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Blue son of senegal



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: charismatic aquamarine library

180 this thread delivered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26372172)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 2:07 AM
Author: Free-loading Grizzly Box Office

I wish this wasn't flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26372686)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 4:33 AM
Author: godawful station stain

the thing is, someone actually did come up with this. true or not, its fucking 1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26372912)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 6:55 AM
Author: Chestnut swashbuckling shitlib

"ymmv"

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Date: September 22nd, 2014 10:59 AM
Author: Jade supple business firm

Self-confirmed not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26373565)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 3:06 AM
Author: godawful station stain

icymi

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Date: September 22nd, 2014 11:18 AM
Author: talented twisted fanboi

Unngh

http://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=t5eyT7Wx_AnFstBgDcbD8A

"Jessica is wonderful. She's such a sweet person, who really cares about her clients. My brazilian waxes have all been fantastic. I have had literally nothing grow back in almost 2 weeks, and no ingrown hairs. And, the process itself is really not that terrible (coming from someone who has no pain tolerance). She talks to you the whole time to distract you, and while she's quick, she's also thorough. No stray hairs left. Unlike the praised Tammy at Polished, Jessica is thorough and her services are absolutely worth the money. And, it's very easy to book here! Highly recommended."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26373615)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: Jade supple business firm

yeah but:

One Medical Group

Category: Family Practice

Neighborhoods: Midtown West, Midtown East

5.0 star rating

8/28/2014

...I called the office on Tuesday this week, needing an appointment for a UTI/yeast infection (you know how uncomfortable these are, and how you really NEED to see someone and get oral medication if it gets out of hand).

....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26373634)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: talented twisted fanboi

lol

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Date: September 24th, 2014 12:33 AM
Author: thriller misanthropic codepig brethren

1 fucking 80

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Date: September 13th, 2018 9:02 AM
Author: Out-of-control sable doctorate

jfc

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Date: September 13th, 2018 9:06 AM
Author: Domesticated passionate dog poop

lol

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Date: September 22nd, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: Free-loading Grizzly Box Office

* plops down near yelp target at the neighborhood coffee shop *

* pulls out iPhone and starts loudly talking to self *

"Waddup bro!"

"Hell yeah I caught the game last night. But hold up! Hold up! Have you tried that new Italian joint at the corner of 9th and Pearson?"

"Dawwwg. Dawwwg. C'mon man. You haven't lived. Listen, forget the game tonight. Try the spot. Have a glass of Malbec and you gotta try their Pannacotta. You gotta. To die for."

"I said forget the game tonight. Try the spot."

"You know what? Go fuck yourself! If you ain't a foodie fuck off!"

* throws down phone and abruptly leers at girl *

"Me? I'm a foodie. You ever try that frozen custard spot five blocks down?"

"Yeah yea that's the one. Only one word: orgasmic. right?"

"How bout that French bakery run by that Jap couple?"

"Oh you know it too? 'Who can have just one chocolate croissant when they're staring at you by the register.' Am I right?"

"What's that? Naw, we don't know each other. but I think we're having a foodie moment here."

"What? Alright. But real quick. Have you tried that sushi spot in our city that bourdain visited?"

"Why? I'm just asking. I'm feeling something special like your the kind of girl who would."

"How bout that new joint with the Hong Kong toast?"

"See! See! That's what I'm talking about. This is kooky we got sum thin real deep here."

"How bout those Macaroons at the corner of 37th and Jefferson?"

"I said I'm just asking already! We got a connection."

"I mean the new Ramen spot. 'The gold standard.' right?"

"Wait! This is how I talk with everybody!"

"I said I'm just asking already!"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26377259)



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Date: September 25th, 2014 2:02 AM
Author: godawful station stain

1800000000

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Date: September 25th, 2014 12:56 AM
Author: marvelous office nibblets

Just msg them directly I yelp and compliment their foodie aesthetic. Instant pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26392595)



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Date: September 25th, 2014 12:57 AM
Author: Pungent unholy mental disorder brunch

sounds pretty CREEPY to message someone out of the blue like a STALKER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26392597)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 4:08 AM
Author: godawful station stain



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Date: January 3rd, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: Jade supple business firm



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Date: December 24th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: Jade supple business firm



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Date: March 13th, 2017 4:30 PM
Author: Jade supple business firm



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Date: September 13th, 2018 9:07 AM
Author: Scarlet Degenerate

180 if true. Innovation!

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Date: May 11th, 2026 9:24 AM
Author: wait till biggus dickus hears of this



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