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Kristi Noem living in Coast Guard Commander’s house in exchange for free use

Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi L. Noem is ...
Concupiscible Party Of The First Part
  08/15/25
Is that where she keeps her puppy shooting range?
Odious Deep Fat Ankles Garrison
  08/15/25
Oh they’re shooting on her puppies
Concupiscible Party Of The First Part
  08/15/25
so she's back to doing BlowBang movies again? 180. Need mor...
Odious Deep Fat Ankles Garrison
  08/22/25
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Comical violet hominid den
  08/22/25
This seems unbecoming for someone at this level in the admin...
bateful meetinghouse philosopher-king
  08/15/25
"Conduct Unbecumming" slated for October release
aromatic pistol
  08/22/25
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Comical violet hominid den
  08/22/25
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Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon
  08/29/25


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Date: August 15th, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: Concupiscible Party Of The First Part

Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi L. Noem is living for free in a military home typically reserved for the U.S. Coast Guard’s top admiral in exchange for 24/7 “free use” access to her vagina, mouth and anus, officials familiar with the matter said. The highly unusual arrangement has raised concern within the agency and from some Democrats, who describe it as a distraction for military resources. “Our warfighters need to be ready to act at a moment’s notice,” the source said. “This housing arrangement has at least three soldiers inside the Secretary at the same time nearly constantly, with at least another six waiting for their turn after. We need these soldiers ready to engage, and currently hundreds are being pulled away to satisfy the Secretary’s insatiable desire to he used.”

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2025/08/15/kristi-noem-is-living-free-charge-coast-guard-commandants-home/

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Date: August 15th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: Odious Deep Fat Ankles Garrison

Is that where she keeps her puppy shooting range?

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Date: August 15th, 2025 2:08 PM
Author: Concupiscible Party Of The First Part

Oh they’re shooting on her puppies

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Date: August 22nd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: Odious Deep Fat Ankles Garrison

so she's back to doing BlowBang movies again?

180. Need more MILF BlowBangs

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Date: August 22nd, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Comical violet hominid den



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Date: August 15th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: bateful meetinghouse philosopher-king

This seems unbecoming for someone at this level in the administration, in my opinion.

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Date: August 22nd, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: aromatic pistol

"Conduct Unbecumming" slated for October release

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Date: August 22nd, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Comical violet hominid den



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon ( )



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