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pathetic to see these rich ex athletes doing tons of commercials

does derek jeter really need to dance like a monkey on natio...
aquamarine spectacular fanboi
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saffron depressive
  01/09/26
the danny devito/eli manning jersey mike's commercial is par...
Brass Codepig
  01/09/26
agreed, especially given that PE bought Jersey Mike's and is...
Black associate
  01/10/26
the mannings long ago cemented themselves as the apex dancin...
aquamarine spectacular fanboi
  01/10/26
the mannings are 180
bateful aggressive theatre quadroon
  01/10/26
I’m gay
razzle startling lay mad cow disease
  01/10/26
important post!
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razzle startling lay mad cow disease
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I'm wondering how much Frank "The Big Hurt" Thomas...
Lime toilet seat area
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text GAINS to 96969 to find out whether it's more or less th...
Brass Codepig
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Lime toilet seat area
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MAN BOOSTING FORMULA
bateful aggressive theatre quadroon
  01/10/26
gotta be more
Passionate plaza
  01/10/26
u do it for free
arousing nowag senate
  01/09/26
The modern world is 180
razzle startling lay mad cow disease
  01/10/26
they have to be bought or else they could start running thei...
bipolar set striped hyena
  01/09/26
I assume that they do these just to get away from home for a...
Burgundy Beady-eyed People Who Are Hurt Theater Stage
  01/10/26
if derek jeter married someone who's not willing to be marri...
aquamarine spectacular fanboi
  01/10/26
But the lady who accepts that isn't as 180 as the lady who w...
Burgundy Beady-eyed People Who Are Hurt Theater Stage
  01/10/26
this is true only insofar as powerful people today permit th...
aquamarine spectacular fanboi
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“Two week fundraiser in Nairobi for cleft palate surge...
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aquamarine spectacular fanboi
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Must be some panic setting in when your weekly checks go fro...
Blathering overrated sandwich
  01/10/26
he's prostituting his face to the camera. what a face whore!
Silver Native Dingle Berry
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They probably get other benefits from it like luxury travel ...
Ruddy mad-dog skullcap box office
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Most athletes are notoriously financially illiterate and jus...
indecent organic girlfriend institution
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It was traditional to see retired athletes doing ads up unti...
heady sickened hospital
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yogi berra and phil rizzuto worked at a menswear store in ne...
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Date: January 9th, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: aquamarine spectacular fanboi

does derek jeter really need to dance like a monkey on national tv get you to sign up for capital one. for what like maybe a couple million.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2...id#49577685)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: saffron depressive



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Date: January 9th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: Brass Codepig

the danny devito/eli manning jersey mike's commercial is particularly bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2...id#49577707)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 12:29 AM
Author: Black associate

agreed, especially given that PE bought Jersey Mike's and is hollowing out the food offerings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2...id#49577995)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 12:57 AM
Author: aquamarine spectacular fanboi

the mannings long ago cemented themselves as the apex dancing monkey bazaar merchants of the 21st century and peyton more or less did it on eli's behalf. one more commercial with either of them doesn't really matter. i shake my head at someone like derek jeter, known for being aloof and image-conscious, hawking wares for subprime bank capital one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2...id#49578045)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 4:32 PM
Author: bateful aggressive theatre quadroon

the mannings are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2...id#49579189)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: razzle startling lay mad cow disease

I’m gay

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Date: January 10th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: bateful aggressive theatre quadroon

important post!

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Date: January 10th, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: razzle startling lay mad cow disease

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/33/4c/9a/334c9a98e129ab30e7c13f88f1cd600e.jpg

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Date: January 10th, 2026 4:35 PM
Author: bateful aggressive theatre quadroon



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Date: January 10th, 2026 5:20 PM
Author: razzle startling lay mad cow disease



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Date: January 9th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: Lime toilet seat area

I'm wondering how much Frank "The Big Hurt" Thomas is getting for selling testosterone supplements. Do you think it's more or less than $100k?

It seems like a low budget commercial for a low budget product but the dude made like 9 figures playing baseball, so it feels like his price should be higher.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2...id#49577709)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 10:13 PM
Author: Brass Codepig

text GAINS to 96969 to find out whether it's more or less than $100k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2...id#49577748)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 12:27 AM
Author: Lime toilet seat area



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Date: January 10th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: bateful aggressive theatre quadroon

MAN BOOSTING FORMULA

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Date: January 10th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: Passionate plaza

gotta be more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2...id#49579236)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 10:05 PM
Author: arousing nowag senate

u do it for free

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2...id#49577712)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: razzle startling lay mad cow disease

The modern world is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2...id#49579180)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 10:15 PM
Author: bipolar set striped hyena

they have to be bought or else they could start running their mouths about...stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2...id#49577754)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 1:03 AM
Author: Burgundy Beady-eyed People Who Are Hurt Theater Stage

I assume that they do these just to get away from home for a few nights and sex people who aren't their wives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2...id#49578052)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 1:08 AM
Author: aquamarine spectacular fanboi

if derek jeter married someone who's not willing to be married to derek jeter at the expense of him occasionally telling her he's leaving town for some ambiguous & suspicious reason that's on him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2...id#49578057)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 1:17 AM
Author: Burgundy Beady-eyed People Who Are Hurt Theater Stage

But the lady who accepts that isn't as 180 as the lady who wouldn't.

OTOH, if you fly to LA for three nights to film a "commercial" for $2M, it's extremely easy to justify why you're entitled to pay $5K each to the two hottest WOC hookers in all of LA County.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2...id#49578069)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 1:34 AM
Author: aquamarine spectacular fanboi

this is true only insofar as powerful people today permit themselves to be domestic showpieces for their oppressive wives a la jeff bezos. might be hard in the 21st century but better to find a mrs. barry lyndon than a jordon hudson.

but speaking practically he has more than enough plausible reasons to skip town. sorry babe autograph signing in white plains this weekend. bernie williams just had a grandson in puerto rico.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2...id#49578100)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 5:26 PM
Author: Burgundy Beady-eyed People Who Are Hurt Theater Stage

“Two week fundraiser in Nairobi for cleft palate surgeries. I’m gonna miss you!”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2...id#49579338)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 6:50 AM
Author: yellow motley bawdyhouse messiness



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Date: January 10th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: aquamarine spectacular fanboi



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Date: January 10th, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: Blathering overrated sandwich

Must be some panic setting in when your weekly checks go from $3.15 million to zero at age 43.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2...id#49579197)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: Silver Native Dingle Berry

he's prostituting his face to the camera. what a face whore!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2...id#49579200)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 4:37 PM
Author: Ruddy mad-dog skullcap box office

They probably get other benefits from it like luxury travel and expensing fancy events for business meetings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2...id#49579213)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: indecent organic girlfriend institution

Most athletes are notoriously financially illiterate and just flat-out literal retards who burn through their millions like that paycheck is going to keep coming in for decades, make retarded "investments" like in starting failing restaurants, buy ridiculously expensive shit, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2...id#49579238)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 4:53 PM
Author: heady sickened hospital

It was traditional to see retired athletes doing ads up until the 90s. They used to do all kinds of things, even local ads for PI shitlawyers (like 1970s Dodger Ron Cey):

https://youtu.be/5rFndadIFJk?t=283

Here's Joe DiMaggio doing an ad for Mr Coffee:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rHqfzQLKls

But you didn't see it as much after that when they started to really make big money, they didn't need it. Now you see it more and more, it's kind of unseemly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2...id#49579256)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 5:20 PM
Author: aquamarine spectacular fanboi

yogi berra and phil rizzuto worked at a menswear store in newark during the offseason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2...id#49579318)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: Sepia Balding National

Yea, aren’t they supposed to buy a car dealership in their hometown, slide and let do? Why would they be doing something that probably yields way more money for much less risk and work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2...id#49579894)