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Really sad. My wife is out of town with girls dance and I'm home alone with boys

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Blathering stock car step-uncle's house
  05/10/24
Ur gonna lose it all, man.
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Blathering stock car step-uncle's house
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Living the dream
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What the hell is wrong with you
multi-colored lilac kitchen
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Wife and I are very codependent. So bored. My neighbor is ha...
Blathering stock car step-uncle's house
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The girls are out of the house so its time to bust out...the...
Cocky Razzle-dazzle Public Bath
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Yeah it's my favorite movie. My oldest son will not watch in...
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bat shit crazy diverse locale organic girlfriend
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I feel guilty even jerking off. And it's of pics of her! I c...
Blathering stock car step-uncle's house
  05/10/24
Let's fire up tinychat so she can show all of us
Hairless Hell
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I honestly wouldn't care. I'm proud of her. She would smack ...
Blathering stock car step-uncle's house
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Screen record your phone sesh and poast it for the bros
Hairless Hell
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I really miss her
Blathering stock car step-uncle's house
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(goy dbg)
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bitch boi existence.
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You're a fat pig
Blathering stock car step-uncle's house
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Gay telephone office
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I’m probably splitting up with my wife. Coming back wa...
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You might be the only person I've ever met in any capacity w...
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Codependence is not love. He's just a soy with no dimensions...
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By this "logic" all love can be claimed to be &quo...
Aquamarine Thirsty Market Water Buffalo
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I love my wife. I miss her when we're not together. I don't ...
Blathering stock car step-uncle's house
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Blathering stock car step-uncle's house
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Yeah I was drunk. Whoops. People could probably figure out w...
Blathering stock car step-uncle's house
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I picture you as Channing Tatum in that street fighting movi...
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saffron excitant library
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how many bottles of wine are you in now my dude?
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It gives me a little smile and a flutter in my heart when I ...
deep filthpig
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how old are your boys?
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cerise insanely creepy property place of business
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10 and 6. I'm getting them up in 20 minutes. We're driving 2...
Blathering stock car step-uncle's house
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seems like the age where they should have liked Princess Bri...
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saffron excitant library
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2 hours? wtf? do you live in wyoming or something?
Crusty heaven
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Games are just north of Portland. I live in Seattle.
Blathering stock car step-uncle's house
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why dont you just take them fishing or some shit and have th...
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3 thoughts: I don’t have sex with my wife or ever tal...
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This is unfathomable to me.
Blathering stock car step-uncle's house
  05/11/24
I cannot fathom this, are you fucking pros? Celibate?
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I am celibate. I thought I was happy but I keep gaining weig...
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Game is later now. Starts at noon. My kid does not look well...
Blathering stock car step-uncle's house
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  05/11/24
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Swashbuckling Irate Prole
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Sure. Oddly I don't give any fucks what you think. I hope yo...
Blathering stock car step-uncle's house
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Wtf you are replying to a blank post
Swashbuckling Irate Prole
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Blathering stock car step-uncle's house
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You're a weirdo
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Wife called me hysterical this morning. Some dance dad was h...
Blathering stock car step-uncle's house
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I want to beat this fucker so bad.
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lol why do you care. Your wife is committed and hot enough t...
Jet Spot
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Blathering stock car step-uncle's house
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Talented narrow-minded brunch
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This makes absolutely no sense unless she fucked him
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brother I know this may shock you but women often do not mak...
Crusty heaven
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saffron excitant library
  05/11/24
She fucked him and chugged the jizz.
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  05/11/24
You clearly don't know me.
Blathering stock car step-uncle's house
  05/12/24
Hmmm
Talented narrow-minded brunch
  05/12/24
Why would that made you angry?
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  05/11/24
"Omg honey another guy was hitting on me" is such ...
bat-shit-crazy milk business firm
  05/11/24
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Yeah my wife that's only had sex with me her entire life jus...
Blathering stock car step-uncle's house
  05/12/24
are u a woman?
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  05/11/24
Yes.
Blathering stock car step-uncle's house
  05/12/24
180
saffron excitant library
  05/12/24
sodomize his wife on camera
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I think his wife does that weight loss drug. No thanks. I wo...
Blathering stock car step-uncle's house
  05/12/24
why are you emotionally invested in what this guy in particu...
Zippy Pale Mother
  05/12/24
No, not at all. My wife could do much better. She's hot. She...
Blathering stock car step-uncle's house
  05/12/24
your wife is hot, so she probably gets hit on at least occas...
Zippy Pale Mother
  05/12/24
Obviously I could be wrong but I'm not. She feels like dance...
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Blathering stock car step-uncle's house
  05/12/24
I still really miss her. Call me a fag if you want.
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Zippy Pale Mother
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Ur a fag
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  05/12/24
fag
Blathering stock car step-uncle's house
  05/12/24
faggot, homo, loser, bitch
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Came expecting a Johnsmeyer thread with dozens of blank bump...
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xo 2024 is just one long johnsmeyer thread
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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:37 PM
Author: Blathering stock car step-uncle's house

We don't normally spend time away from each other. I bought some wine and tried to watch princess bride with my two boys. They weren't having it. I might jerk off later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652328)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:38 PM
Author: out-of-control mediation church

Ur gonna lose it all, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652330)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:40 PM
Author: Blathering stock car step-uncle's house



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:38 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone arousing cumskin

Living the dream

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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:38 PM
Author: multi-colored lilac kitchen

What the hell is wrong with you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652331)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:40 PM
Author: Blathering stock car step-uncle's house

Wife and I are very codependent. So bored. My neighbor is having a bonfire. I thought about going over there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652334)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:41 PM
Author: Cocky Razzle-dazzle Public Bath

The girls are out of the house so its time to bust out...the princess bride?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652338)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: Blathering stock car step-uncle's house

Yeah it's my favorite movie. My oldest son will not watch inappropriate movies. I tried Terminator 2 last time and he bailed. Fag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652343)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:34 AM
Author: bat shit crazy diverse locale organic girlfriend



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:49 PM
Author: Blathering stock car step-uncle's house

I feel guilty even jerking off. And it's of pics of her! I can wait until 10:00ish and she'll do a sex chat with me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652355)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: Hairless Hell

Let's fire up tinychat so she can show all of us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652566)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:29 PM
Author: Blathering stock car step-uncle's house

I honestly wouldn't care. I'm proud of her. She would smack the fuck out of me for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652571)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:34 PM
Author: Hairless Hell

Screen record your phone sesh and poast it for the bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652581)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:56 PM
Author: comical territorial area goal in life



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: Blathering stock car step-uncle's house

I really miss her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652562)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: massive genital piercing

(goy dbg)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652568)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:35 PM
Author: Racy bonkers potus national security agency

bitch boi existence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652584)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:37 PM
Author: massive genital piercing



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:46 AM
Author: cerebral menage

rare cr bitchboi

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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:07 AM
Author: Blathering stock car step-uncle's house

You're a fat pig

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653088)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:54 AM
Author: Gay telephone office

This is extremely wrong and stupid, and I say this as a fan and supporter. The archetypal bitchboi experience is inceldom and constantly aching for the touch of a human female that will never be felt by bitchboi skin. The only married option is dead bedroom marriage with a wife that’s fucking the neighbor, the gardener and her trainer. There is no “I compulsively fuck my wife” version of bitchboidom, let alone a wife with an ass like the OP’s wife’s ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47655052)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:36 PM
Author: sepia bawdyhouse

I’m probably splitting up with my wife. Coming back was a huge mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652587)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:40 PM
Author: Aquamarine Thirsty Market Water Buffalo

You might be the only person I've ever met in any capacity who is in a lifelong relationship of genuine love in the way that they teach you what "love" is like when you're a little kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652593)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:43 PM
Author: Fishy demanding plaza haunted graveyard

Codependence is not love. He's just a soy with no dimensions to his character outside of being whipped by his wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652595)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:46 PM
Author: massive genital piercing



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: Aquamarine Thirsty Market Water Buffalo

By this "logic" all love can be claimed to be "codependence"

I've met codependent couples who aren't actually in love with each other and they are way different from how gibberish describes his relationship with his wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652609)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: Blathering stock car step-uncle's house

I love my wife. I miss her when we're not together. I don't know how else to classify it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652619)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:59 PM
Author: comical territorial area goal in life

180

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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: saffron excitant library



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:54 PM
Author: Blathering stock car step-uncle's house



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:00 AM
Author: Aquamarine Thirsty Market Water Buffalo

Your wife was your parole officer? 180 way to meet your soul mate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652633)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: Blathering stock car step-uncle's house



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: Blathering stock car step-uncle's house



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:34 AM
Author: Blathering stock car step-uncle's house

I have so many of these

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652685)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:53 AM
Author: Blathering stock car step-uncle's house



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:00 AM
Author: Aquamarine Thirsty Market Water Buffalo

I'm glad you blanked all these, be careful what you write on here, you're a good dude and I don't want some psycho to out you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653164)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:31 AM
Author: Blathering stock car step-uncle's house

Yeah I was drunk. Whoops. People could probably figure out who I am with 5 mins of investigation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653237)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:53 PM
Author: multi-colored lilac kitchen

I picture you as Channing Tatum in that street fighting movie now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653556)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: saffron excitant library

180

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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: comical territorial area goal in life

how many bottles of wine are you in now my dude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652621)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:01 AM
Author: Blathering stock car step-uncle's house

2

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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:20 AM
Author: comical territorial area goal in life



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:02 AM
Author: massive genital piercing



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:48 AM
Author: cerebral menage

You should have taken your boys to Dave and Busters, get drunk and flirt while they play killer queen or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652726)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:48 AM
Author: deep filthpig

It gives me a little smile and a flutter in my heart when I read about your love for your wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652727)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:02 AM
Author: chrome coiffed ticket booth toaster

how old are your boys?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652790)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:03 AM
Author: cerise insanely creepy property place of business



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Date: May 11th, 2024 6:51 AM
Author: Blathering stock car step-uncle's house

10 and 6. I'm getting them up in 20 minutes. We're driving 2 hours to the ballfield. We're playing the best team in the state. I suspect we'll get creamed. My oldest was sick all night throwing up. My oldest daughter kept calling me because she's worried I won't make it to the games. That's ridiculous. I'm a huge fuck up but I get up in the morning and start the day right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652941)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 6:54 AM
Author: chrome coiffed ticket booth toaster

seems like the age where they should have liked Princess Bride..

I’m guessing you pulled an all nighter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652946)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 6:59 AM
Author: Blathering stock car step-uncle's house

They've seen it 20+ times.

I slept. Just went for a run and left the boys home alone. I did long enough to break a sweat. I love that spring smell in the morning. Not going to drink today. It's boring if my wife isn't with me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652954)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 7:00 AM
Author: chrome coiffed ticket booth toaster

👍👍👍

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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: saffron excitant library



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:32 AM
Author: Crusty heaven

2 hours? wtf? do you live in wyoming or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653241)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:33 AM
Author: Blathering stock car step-uncle's house

Games are just north of Portland. I live in Seattle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653243)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: Crusty heaven

why dont you just take them fishing or some shit and have them play regular little league instead of all this nonsense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653251)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:39 AM
Author: Blathering stock car step-uncle's house

I hate watching regular little league. They are terrible. My son is a total dick and will throw his hat when kids botch a play. We're working on that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653262)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:09 AM
Author: Stirring lime den idiot

3 thoughts:

I don’t have sex with my wife or ever talk to her about sex.

My wife is taking my kids to my mother’s house this weekend so I don’t have to go.

It takes me a solid week of being away before I start to miss my family.

Bonus thought—calls home are dumb and a waste of time. I don’t think I called home once from Ireland.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652797)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 6:51 AM
Author: Blathering stock car step-uncle's house

This is unfathomable to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652942)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 8:28 AM
Author: beady-eyed khaki partner

I cannot fathom this, are you fucking pros? Celibate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653041)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 8:31 AM
Author: Stirring lime den idiot

I am celibate. I thought I was happy but I keep gaining weight so that doesn’t seem to be the case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653048)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:04 AM
Author: Blathering stock car step-uncle's house

Are you the outback steakhouse guy? Don't you have kids? You must have sex sometimes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653085)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:05 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653086)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:21 PM
Author: saffron excitant library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653615)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: Talented narrow-minded brunch

Just go throw them some pitches

At least you still have the boys. I hate it when they all leave. I don't get how the xo incels do it. I would go completely deranged, like even moreso

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653104)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:37 AM
Author: Blathering stock car step-uncle's house

Game is later now. Starts at noon. My kid does not look well. He puked all night and he's not one to get sick so it must be bad.

Two things keep me on the right path, my wife and going to work. My oldest daughter is getting close to my wife. She hates me though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653111)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:38 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Irate Prole

This thread is so pathetic it’s hard to read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653112)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:41 AM
Author: Blathering stock car step-uncle's house

So don't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653118)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:42 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Irate Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653122)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:45 AM
Author: Blathering stock car step-uncle's house

Sure. Oddly I don't give any fucks what you think. I hope you have a good day, sincerely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653126)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:49 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Irate Prole

Wtf you are replying to a blank post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653135)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: Blathering stock car step-uncle's house

I think it's odd you blanked that. It didn't offend me. And I reply to blank posts all the time btw.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653137)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:08 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Irate Prole

Lol please put down the bottle brother you are hallucinating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653187)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:29 AM
Author: Blathering stock car step-uncle's house

You're a weirdo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653234)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 7:48 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy milk business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47654512)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: Blathering stock car step-uncle's house

Wife called me hysterical this morning. Some dance dad was hitting on her all night. She's freaked out. Wants me to drive her home. I can't and they're hours away. Fucker is a highschool teacher. I've tried to chat with him and he never says a word to me. He was probably waiting for me to leave. So fucking pissed right now. His wife is like a little mouse. Makes sense. I wanted to call him but my wife was insistent. I'm old and don't care about offending people. I will say something to him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653232)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:33 AM
Author: Blathering stock car step-uncle's house

I want to beat this fucker so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653245)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:42 AM
Author: Jet Spot

lol why do you care. Your wife is committed and hot enough that other dudes are interested in her. It’s normal for dudes to flirt with women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653271)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:45 AM
Author: Blathering stock car step-uncle's house

I don't mind that. I know guys find her attractive. I don't like her crying on the phone at 7:00 in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653279)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: Hairless Hell

She's crying out of remorse. They definitely hooked up. And his dick is bigger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653549)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 5:08 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy milk business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47654151)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 5:14 PM
Author: Domesticated odious university really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47654171)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:30 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Irate Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47654873)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:44 AM
Author: Blathering stock car step-uncle's house

No he's a fucking loser. His wife is not cute. Women don't fuck down. Don't be ridiculous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47654936)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:00 AM
Author: Metal Outnumbered Trust Fund Fortuitous Meteor

Dear poaster,

Congratulations! Your poast has been selected for inclusion in "Now that's what I call XO 2024 Edition."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47655159)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:03 PM
Author: Talented narrow-minded brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47655883)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:01 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Irate Prole

This makes absolutely no sense unless she fucked him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653574)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: Crusty heaven

brother I know this may shock you but women often do not make sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653599)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: saffron excitant library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653608)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 8:24 PM
Author: out-of-control mediation church

She fucked him and chugged the jizz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47654581)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:08 AM
Author: Blathering stock car step-uncle's house

You clearly don't know me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47654953)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:03 PM
Author: Talented narrow-minded brunch

Hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47655884)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:55 PM
Author: multi-colored lilac kitchen

Why would that made you angry?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653561)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 5:09 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy milk business firm

"Omg honey another guy was hitting on me" is such a classic BPD tell. Congrats on wifing a whore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47654155)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 8:31 PM
Author: grizzly aromatic toilet seat

:|

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47654587)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:46 AM
Author: Blathering stock car step-uncle's house

Yeah my wife that's only had sex with me her entire life just decided to fuck some fat fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47654937)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 8:24 PM
Author: massive genital piercing

are u a woman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47654582)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:46 AM
Author: Blathering stock car step-uncle's house

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47654938)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:22 AM
Author: saffron excitant library

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47655035)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:12 AM
Author: indigo corner

sodomize his wife on camera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47654910)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:49 AM
Author: Blathering stock car step-uncle's house

I think his wife does that weight loss drug. No thanks. I won't say anything mean about her because she's always very nice to me. Honestly, I suspect the guy hits her. I just get that feeling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47654939)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:28 AM
Author: Zippy Pale Mother

why are you emotionally invested in what this guy in particular does? hate to pile on, but are you secretly worried he fucked your wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47654969)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:30 AM
Author: Blathering stock car step-uncle's house

No, not at all. My wife could do much better. She's hot. She called me crying. I don't like that. My wife hates men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47654979)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:35 AM
Author: Zippy Pale Mother

your wife is hot, so she probably gets hit on at least occasionally. she doesn't always call you crying (i presume). so why does this guy bother her so much, unless she feels bad because she had a 'tee hee i was sooooo stressed by the trip and whooooops i almost fucked him i feel so baaaaad nooooow' moment she isn't being completely forthcoming about?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47654989)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:39 AM
Author: Blathering stock car step-uncle's house

Obviously I could be wrong but I'm not. She feels like dance is a safe girl space and she doesn't like some creep moving in on that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47654998)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:21 AM
Author: saffron excitant library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47655033)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:14 PM
Author: motley pit

Not trying to insult but a poast like this is why they call you "gibberish."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47655909)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:37 PM
Author: Blathering stock car step-uncle's house

I kind of picked the moniker for reasons I thought were obviously. I'm a retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47656708)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: Blathering stock car step-uncle's house

I still really miss her. Call me a fag if you want.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47654952)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:22 AM
Author: saffron excitant library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47655034)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 3:58 AM
Author: Zippy Pale Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47655089)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:16 PM
Author: massive genital piercing

fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47655731)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: Useless glittery hissy fit

Ur a fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47655811)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:37 PM
Author: Blathering stock car step-uncle's house

fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47656712)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:41 PM
Author: massive genital piercing

faggot, homo, loser, bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47656716)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:15 AM
Author: Adventurous Piazza Therapy

Came expecting a Johnsmeyer thread with dozens of blank bumps and instead I got this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47655163)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac abode

xo 2024 is just one long johnsmeyer thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47655669)