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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: Emerald stain macaca



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: vigorous salmon theater

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: Emerald stain macaca

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Emerald stain macaca



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Emerald stain macaca



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: Emerald stain macaca



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: At-the-ready Mad Cow Disease



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: Emerald stain macaca



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Junko Enoshima

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: razzle cream incel

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: Emerald stain macaca

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Emerald stain macaca



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: Odious space striped hyena

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: Emerald stain macaca

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: Emerald stain macaca



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: Emerald stain macaca

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: Emerald stain macaca



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: Emerald stain macaca

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Abnormal aphrodisiac useless brakes station

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: Emerald stain macaca

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: Abnormal aphrodisiac useless brakes station

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: Emerald stain macaca

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Cerebral magenta resort hissy fit



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: Emerald stain macaca



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: Emerald stain macaca



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Lascivious Shivering Quadroon

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: Emerald stain macaca

Lol'd IRL, tyft

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: maize autistic kitty

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: Emerald stain macaca

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: Emerald stain macaca



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Emerald stain macaca



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: Emerald stain macaca



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Motley personal credit line

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Emerald stain macaca

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Harsh nibblets patrolman

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: maize autistic kitty

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Emerald stain macaca



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Emerald stain macaca



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: Emerald stain macaca



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: Emerald stain macaca



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Milky Locale Scourge Upon The Earth

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: Emerald stain macaca



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: Emerald stain macaca

This poast blew my mind, not flame

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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: Emerald stain macaca

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: At-the-ready Mad Cow Disease



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: Emerald stain macaca



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: Emerald stain macaca



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Emerald stain macaca



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: Emerald stain macaca



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: Emerald stain macaca



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: Overrated Brethren Antidepressant Drug

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: Emerald stain macaca

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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: Emerald stain macaca



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Emerald stain macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Emerald stain macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Hyperactive crimson crackhouse factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Emerald stain macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: sienna cruise ship coldplay fan

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Emerald stain macaca

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: sienna cruise ship coldplay fan

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Emerald stain macaca

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: sienna cruise ship coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Emerald stain macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Emerald stain macaca

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: sienna cruise ship coldplay fan

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Emerald stain macaca

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Emerald stain macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Frutiger AeroEra was, is, & will be 180 (link)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Frutiger Aero



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Frutiger AeroEra was, is, & will be 180 (link)

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: Frutiger AeroEra was, is, & will be 180 (link)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: Frutiger AeroEra was, is, & will be 180 (link)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: Frutiger AeroEra was, is, & will be 180 (link)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Frutiger AeroEra was, is, & will be 180 (link)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49666650)