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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

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superior anglo culture
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a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
Puce Aphrodisiac Boltzmann
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dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
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white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
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Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
Puce Aphrodisiac Boltzmann
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Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
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tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
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the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
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Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
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yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
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"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
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Shipley the dog tp
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His moniker?
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
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Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
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But she was old enough in dog years!
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So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
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I thought this was America
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it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
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(Guy who thinks about these things)
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Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
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man's BEST friend
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SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
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all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
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what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
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It’s in the second best neighborhood.
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why does every room look so fucking tiny
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Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
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Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: motley scourge upon the earth market

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Puce Aphrodisiac Boltzmann

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Puce Aphrodisiac Boltzmann

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Puce Aphrodisiac Boltzmann

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Puce Aphrodisiac Boltzmann

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Puce Aphrodisiac Boltzmann

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Puce Aphrodisiac Boltzmann

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Puce Aphrodisiac Boltzmann

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: Puce Aphrodisiac Boltzmann

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: Puce Aphrodisiac Boltzmann

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: nyuug

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#50048557)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#50050290)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#50050522)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#50059489)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: Puce Aphrodisiac Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49963546)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: Puce Aphrodisiac Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49972832)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Puce Aphrodisiac Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Puce Aphrodisiac Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Puce Aphrodisiac Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: Puce Aphrodisiac Boltzmann



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Puce Aphrodisiac Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Puce Aphrodisiac Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Puce Aphrodisiac Boltzmann



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Puce Aphrodisiac Boltzmann



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Puce Aphrodisiac Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Puce Aphrodisiac Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Puce Aphrodisiac Boltzmann



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: motley scourge upon the earth market

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: motley scourge upon the earth market

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: hilarious talented church building electric furnace

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: motley scourge upon the earth market

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: motley scourge upon the earth market

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Thriller startled gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: gold comical locus mood

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: motley scourge upon the earth market

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Tripping Maniacal Shrine



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: Galvanic Base



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: fragrant twinkling knife selfie



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Copper brunch organic girlfriend



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Cyan passionate athletic conference wagecucks

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: stimulating lay

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Tripping Maniacal Shrine

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: curious space hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Tripping Maniacal Shrine

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Thriller startled gas station

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Tripping Maniacal Shrine

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Bearded Laughsome Death Wish Chapel

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: motley scourge upon the earth market

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Misunderstood Crackhouse

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Contagious rehab

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: fragrant twinkling knife selfie

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: motley scourge upon the earth market

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Cyan passionate athletic conference wagecucks

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: Lemon Principal's Office Jewess

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: motley scourge upon the earth market

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: fragrant twinkling knife selfie

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: stimulating lay

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: hilarious talented church building electric furnace

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: motley scourge upon the earth market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle domesticated voyeur

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: motley scourge upon the earth market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: motley scourge upon the earth market

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Sinister Office

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Thriller startled gas station

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Self-centered bawdyhouse laser beams

mods

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Big maroon pit

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: White odious karate library

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: Big maroon pit

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: White odious karate library

Amazing 🐶

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: vigorous maize range sandwich

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Big maroon pit

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: electric rigpig indian lodge

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: motley scourge upon the earth market

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: hilarious talented church building electric furnace

lol

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle domesticated voyeur

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Medicated mustard dilemma hairy legs

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: motley scourge upon the earth market

Apparently he was banging hookers too

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Medicated mustard dilemma hairy legs

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: motley scourge upon the earth market

Link?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Medicated mustard dilemma hairy legs

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: blathering parlour windowlicker

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: motley scourge upon the earth market

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: motley scourge upon the earth market

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: motley scourge upon the earth market

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49898727)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: motley scourge upon the earth market

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: cerebral garrison gaming laptop

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: motley scourge upon the earth market

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Medicated mustard dilemma hairy legs

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Frum walnut resort

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Honey-headed Hominid

Killself seems appropriate

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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: unholy pontificating stag film boistinker

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: motley scourge upon the earth market

Shipley was asking for it.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: Cyan passionate athletic conference wagecucks

AI

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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Thriller startled gas station

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: Concupiscible black woman

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49899877)