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Date: January 14th, 2025 11:57 AM Author: aphrodisiac mental disorder twinkling uncleanness https://www.newsweek.com/porn-star-bonnie-blue-world-record-sex-feat-1057-men-2014533 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48552310) |
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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:31 PM Author: Soul-stirring hell there's even a picture
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Date: January 15th, 2025 3:42 AM Author: twisted codepig MAGA! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48554292) |
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Date: June 10th, 2025 8:39 PM Author: electric hot kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#49003545) |
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Date: August 13th, 2026 5:32 AM Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( ) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#50065051) |
Date: January 14th, 2025 11:58 AM Author: 180 burgundy home associate lmao "newsweek"
we used to get it in the mail in the 80s
now this |
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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:39 PM Author: Slimy gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48552791) |
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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:17 PM Author: vivacious death wish Used to love that page at the end full of pithy quotes and biting satirical political cartoons (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48553392) |
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Date: January 14th, 2025 11:59 AM Author: Mint Masturbator Cruise Ship That’s 1.5 men per minute (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48552317) |
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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: vengeful boyish genital piercing orchestra pit Jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48552749) |
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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:24 PM Author: orchid pisswyrm love of her life That's 0.8 Whok Standard Units, for those using the ZoZo System. Impressive stuff (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48553409) |
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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:09 PM Author: Heady sepia pocket flask Mouth, ass, both hands and vag is 5 every 7.5 minutes. If she doubled up any holes or got her feet involved she could’ve stretched each gang to over 10 min banging sessions. Presumably the vag and ass bros could also be replaced with hand, feet and mouth bros so that each 10 min started with 7 dudes but the last 5 was just finishing off the last 3 of them. I would hope she had a team of fluffers who were also edging the fuck out of these dudes so that they all busted almost immediately as soon as they touched her. It’s really the clean up that seems grossest and most logistically challenging.
Also this whore is obviously lying and full of shit. It was probably only like 40 dudes and they all signed NDAs and so they can’t snitch on her without risking being outted and driven into bankruptcy by a rat faced barrister in a goofy long curly salt and pepper wig. |
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Date: January 15th, 2025 6:36 AM Author: Mint Masturbator Cruise Ship "fluffer" porn is one of my genres (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48554387) |
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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:02 PM Author: indigo big regret senate superior birdshit civilization
and birdshit "men" who claim to be the most violent and intelligent men are noticably silent abt their own women taking loads of nigga and muzzie cock |
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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:05 PM Author: excitant smoky elastic band Hey bud we need to support women’s rights, ok??? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48552329) |
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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:13 PM Author: indigo big regret senate all birdshit "men" are feminists (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48552354) |
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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:06 PM Author: excitant smoky elastic band This should be a Road to Damascus moment for Western society that results in Taliban level restrictions on women (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48552332) |
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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:13 PM Author: indigo big regret senate instead *crickets* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48552353) |
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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:23 PM Author: dead crusty jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48553524) |
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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:07 PM Author: Passionate bawdyhouse legend women everywhere super jealous of her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48552334) |
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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:17 PM Author: floppy rough-skinned rehab brethren this is an average weekend in the life of a nyc gay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48552366) |
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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:39 PM Author: Slimy gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48552793) |
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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:41 PM Author: Poppy deep public bath mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48552797) |
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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:23 PM Author: vivacious death wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48553407) |
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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:29 PM Author: flushed jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48553421) |
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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:16 PM Author: trip university jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48553508) |
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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:22 PM Author: Balding aromatic location blood rage Hopefully Trump can bring the record home in a few weeks when he sucks off all 120 of the Knesset 10 times (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48552380) |
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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:51 PM Author: indigo big regret senate heard they are gonna sell the vid for $49.99 a pop on onlyfans.com/knesset
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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:57 PM Author: Poppy deep public bath mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48552489) |
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Date: July 9th, 2026 10:31 PM Author: electric hot kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#49989859) |
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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: Hairraiser hunting ground lol @ white men, they have completely squandered the plot. keep sucking jew cock + boasting about the actions of your ancestors 80 years ago :thumbsup: (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48552385) |
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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:38 PM Author: Tan Idiot Wagecucks I didn't read the article but I'd assume she'd have to be penetrated in every hole continuously to reach this number (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48552785) |
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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:38 PM Author: odious lodge private investor I have real questions about the mechanics of this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48552788) |
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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:05 PM Author: cruel-hearted spectacular state double fault She looks weirdly similar to the other “hundreds of men in one day” chick
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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:06 PM Author: exciting hall french chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48553374) |
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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:09 PM Author: cruel-hearted spectacular state double fault It’s not just that they’re both blonde, they have very similar faces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48553380) |
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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:11 PM Author: exciting hall french chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48553386) |
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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:24 PM Author: Marvelous Turdskin Organic Girlfriend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48553527) |
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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:21 PM Author: fishy motley dilemma dog poop Had the same thought. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48553399) |
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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:30 PM Author: Galvanic abode giraffe They should do a collab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48553424) |
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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:40 PM Author: flushed jew where did she get 1,057 men? asking for a gay friend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48553449) |
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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:16 PM Author: Sadistic Sneaky Criminal superior anglo culture (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48553510) |
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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:20 PM Author: fishy motley dilemma dog poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48553520) |
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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:22 PM Author: Sadistic Sneaky Criminal "koreans clearly are derivative of said superior anglo culture despite pr0n literally being illegal" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48553522) |
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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:35 PM Author: Tantric embarrassed to the bone pit fanboi , chirped "Peanut Balls" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48553561) |
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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:37 PM Author: Sadistic Sneaky Criminal how DARE non anglos not legalize pr0n! RED MAN needed CIVILIZING. WHITE IS RIGHT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48553568) |
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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:38 PM Author: Glassy house-broken sanctuary crotch nobody cares what you have to say, M&M nuts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48553572) |
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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:47 PM Author: Sadistic Sneaky Criminal those INFERIOR koreans with their 4B and FEMINAZISM! NYUUG DONE HERE! only WHITES cant be stereotyped! and whites are the LEAST RACIST RACE! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48553599) |
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Date: January 15th, 2025 2:09 AM Author: Sadistic Sneaky Criminal Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?
Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM
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Date: January 15th, 2025 5:19 PM Author: Sadistic Sneaky Criminal *posts about some asian 5 who got beaten by her dad so hard she shits on asian men on tiktok all day*
*lols at nowags*
ASIAN MEN DONE HERE |
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Date: January 16th, 2025 7:33 PM Author: Sadistic Sneaky Criminal http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5664645&mc=41&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48558902) |
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Date: January 16th, 2025 8:05 PM Author: Sadistic Sneaky Criminal if only asians were so CREATIVE and ORIGINAL to invent tiktok cumwalks! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48558981) |
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Date: June 5th, 2025 10:27 PM Author: Sadistic Sneaky Criminal A WORLD WITHOUT KOREAN MEN LMAO
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Date: January 16th, 2025 7:56 PM Author: disturbing pontificating parlor psychic do they actually pump away, or one thrust, then next guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48558958) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 2:13 AM Author: Costumed corn cake library Yeah, the hard part is recruitment, scheduling, and logistics. They probably had 2-hour slots and front-loaded them slightly. You show up at your time, get a number, and wait in the lobby or outside; when the time slot in front of you is down to its last 30 guys or whatever, you file in, get naked, and get in line in order of your number. A tattooed meth head yells at you as a group to condom up and that you'll get 15 seconds of sex (they've 'budgeted' 40 seconds, but there's always leakage during transitions, guys wanting to jack themselves 4 times before going in, etc., and you need to compensate for the whore's breaks), and that you're not to touch her with anything other than your penis (no kissing, obviously, but think about how retarded the average guy at one of these things is). No BYOcondom allowed; everyone has to use one of the 3 sizes of Lifestyles condom supplied, since that brand is a 'sponsor' of the gangbang.
The biggest problem is guys not getting/staying hard, which there's very little patience for, but they also can't afford to just kick out everyone who experiences any issues because that's too many ppl. (This was the major 'qualification' screened for in the casting call, but it still comes up.) Guys are expected to keep themselves jacked hard, and they've devoted an entire Jew to checking the guy in the on-deck circle for hardness and pulling him back to the hole if he's not keeping it up; you can get skipped 2x, but 3 strikes you're out.
The two body men taking care of the girl herself (strip club bouncers by trade, and easily the most normal people there) are shocked at how many dudes say bizarrely retarded shit like "but I haven't cum yet" when being pulled off at the beep. They've set aside 45 minutes in aggregate for breaks and decided to let the girl choose how to divvy them up--"we'll see how it goes and keep track of if we're on pace"--which they immediately regret as the girl has no visceral sense of math or ability to delay gratification and takes 32 minutes of smoke breaks in the first 2.5 hours.
Guys in the last 3 time slots get a significantly worse experience, with the scent of BO and cigarettes oppressively thick in the air, and the girl's vagina looking like a cold cut sandwich slathered with catsup. Expressing concern about what you're sticking your dick into gets you a summary expulsion, especially as the supervisory Jew realizes they're comfortably ahead of schedule to hit 1,000, and everyone's tired and doesn't give a shit anymore. |
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Date: June 8th, 2026 12:57 AM Author: trip university lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#49921796) |
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Date: June 8th, 2026 5:57 AM Author: twisted codepig You sound like you speak from experience. Go on... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#49921908) |
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Date: July 9th, 2026 10:34 PM Author: electric hot kitty "the girl's vagina looking like a cold cut sandwich slathered with catsup"
....everyday we stray further from the light of God. |
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Date: January 19th, 2025 11:08 PM Author: Overrated Shivering Prole Selfie Why are these megaskanks all Bri’ish? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48567354) |
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Date: June 10th, 2025 8:45 PM Author: demanding dingle berry Jews using the same demoralization techniques that ended a white Christian monoculture in the USA on the next target. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#49003554) |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 11:21 PM Author: lavender hominid spot Damn, what a slut! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#49926842) |