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Date: April 30th, 2026 3:30 PM Author: Dead deep market boltzmann McJesus still alive. Terrible team around him but not dead yet. The last two years I predicted the Oilers would win the Cup. So close!
Taking qs obviously.
Wild no longer Suck. Flyers to the Conference Finals ez. |
Date: April 30th, 2026 6:22 PM Author: Misanthropic Church Building Skinny Woman the Oilers always get into these tough spots. I think Vegas or Colorado will win it |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:26 PM Author: Dead deep market boltzmann Edmonton has a shit tier roster and that's why they always lose. They also have Jesus on their side who wills them to victory like a Greek God. Only Florida has the Answer.
If Colorado doesn't win the West it's an embarrassment given they have two of the best five players in the league and an excellent supporting cast. They have to at least make the Final to justify their existence. Vegas makes me puke. Go Utah. |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:03 PM Author: Misanthropic Church Building Skinny Woman Vegas has a stuck-up attitude from Eichel and Marner mostly but they have guys like Stone as well. The “Mammoth” guys will learn a lot from the more experienced knights (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2...id#49855284) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:09 PM Author: Dead deep market boltzmann Yeah the Mammoth are cooked. I just can't believe they fired Bruce Cassidy. I thought that was crazy. I have a serious case of Marchessault nostalgia. I cannot stomach the New Regime. Also their gold lamé unis make them all look like homos. You can't unsee it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2...id#49855306) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:26 PM Author: Misanthropic Church Building Skinny Woman still don’t entirely know why they didn’t choose Yeti. apparently that name was taken by some dipshit bottle company (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2...id#49855344) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:27 PM Author: Dead deep market boltzmann Cr cheap owner didn't want to PAY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2...id#49855345) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:31 PM Author: Misanthropic Church Building Skinny Woman He may have had mixed vibes from locals who didn’t like Yeti. That owner seems pretty relaxed in his choice of attire wow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2...id#49855357) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:41 PM Author: Dead deep market boltzmann Isn't it just a rebrand of the JAZZ uniforms (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2...id#49855394) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:24 PM Author: tan racy range Flyers all the way (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2...id#49855197) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:25 PM Author: Dead deep market boltzmann They're not getting past Tampa/Montreal. I think this is the Habs year. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2...id#49855199) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:54 PM Author: Misanthropic Church Building Skinny Woman I’m happy for the Habs regardless. If they could inject some juice into Laine they might have a chance. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2...id#49855252) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:06 PM Author: Dead deep market boltzmann I thought Tampa was the best team in the East all year. Not the greatest Tampa team ever but they're ultra resilient. Wouldn't surprise me if they came back and won. Whoever gets out of that series is winning the East. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2...id#49855295) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:11 PM Author: Misanthropic Church Building Skinny Woman it’ll be the Canes or Bolts no doubt. The East is terrible, if you put the Panthers or Jackets in that bracket right now one would win out easily. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2...id#49855312) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:12 PM Author: Dead deep market boltzmann If the Canes win the East I will prolapse my anus on tinychat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2...id#49855316) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:09 PM Author: tan racy range canada never wins the cup (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2...id#49855307) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:11 PM Author: Dead deep market boltzmann They have Depth which is something that cannot be said of any recent Canadian team including the Oil Men. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2...id#49855313) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:20 PM Author: Misanthropic Church Building Skinny Woman the Canadiens have a bunch of youngsters who aren’t used to the playoffs - they need vets like Josh Anderson and Laine to deliver (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2...id#49855330) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:26 PM Author: Dead deep market boltzmann I think they have the right stuff. We're seeing them play at a high level right now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2...id#49855342) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:31 PM Author: Bull headed stimulating yarmulke gunner McDavid is the most overrated queer of all time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2...id#49855359) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:41 PM Author: Dead deep market boltzmann Uhhhhh false lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2...id#49855396) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:42 PM Author: Bull headed stimulating yarmulke gunner Outscored by Evan Rodrigues in a stanley cup final lol. Choked 2 stanleys cup and an olympics (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2...id#49855400) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:45 PM Author: Dead deep market boltzmann Low IQ shtick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2...id#49855408) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:40 PM Author: Misanthropic Church Building Skinny Woman Wild > Northstars (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2...id#49855392) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:41 PM Author: Dead deep market boltzmann What in the absolute fuck is going on here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2...id#49855398) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:51 PM Author: Misanthropic Church Building Skinny Woman 1:0 at 13:37 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2...id#49855427) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:58 PM Author: Misanthropic Church Building Skinny Woman just look closely at the Wild logo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2...id#49855437) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 8:25 PM Author: Dead deep market boltzmann They need a rebrand. I will say the current unis suck less than before. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2...id#49855533) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:45 PM Author: rusted exhilarant orchestra pit personal credit line Cheering for the team usa guys. Want to see either wild with quinn hughes or sabres with thompson win it all. Would love to see mccrybaby fail, not to mention those fags on the avs. Eichel >>>> mccrybaby |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:47 PM Author: Dead deep market boltzmann Quinn Hughes and Matt Boldy are legit. Definitely rooting for them.
McJesus is the truth |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:49 PM Author: Bull headed stimulating yarmulke gunner McFaggot aint getting out of the first round and then probably goes to play in Dallas or vegas or something (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2...id#49855421) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:53 PM Author: diverse fantasy-prone property boistinker I love eichel, but mcdavid is on an entirely different level. Watching the olympics made that clear. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2...id#49855430) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 8:22 PM Author: Dead deep market boltzmann Jack Hughes said he was shitting his pants when McDavid was bearing down on him. This is why he's very difficult to beat in 5 on 5 hockey. He needs defensemen to be the back stop. He's very hard to beat in 5 on 5.
McJesus is just such a magical player and if you can't see it you hate life and yourself. |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 8:28 PM Author: Bull headed stimulating yarmulke gunner So magical how he tried to play the hero and skate the length of the ice without passing in 3 on 3 OT where possession matters more than anything and turned it over and then USA scored the game winner hahahaha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2...id#49855539) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 8:46 PM Author: Dead deep market boltzmann He's only wired one way, to Win the Cup. This dude had like 100 assists in a season. He sets people up all the time. Jack Hughes can't even make the playoffs dog. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2...id#49855608) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 8:57 PM Author: Bull headed stimulating yarmulke gunner Hang the 100 assists in a season banner and hold the parade (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2...id#49855664) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 9:03 PM Author: Dead deep market boltzmann My point is that he's a winning player not a puck hog. And yeah I don't think he will ever be able to do it in Edmonton. I'm a firm believer that Canadian tax and currency problems hold them back. Their system holds them back from at least one star player in free agency per roster if not two. More likely two.
No tax states absolutely dominating The Cup lately. He's got two years after this in Edmonton. I think at that point he will bail. And honestly he should not have signed that extension. |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:41 PM Author: Josh_Allen Tage_Thompson and upstate NYer Alex_Tuch are going to bring it home tonight. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2...id#49856921) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:53 PM Author: diverse fantasy-prone property boistinker Dallas is such a bitchboi team with a hapa as their best player (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2...id#49855433) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 8:22 PM Author: Dead deep market boltzmann *Habs fans nod nervously* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2...id#49855515) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 11:56 PM Author: Dead deep market boltzmann it's over (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2...id#49856146) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 11:57 PM Author: Bull headed stimulating yarmulke gunner Jew Hyman kicking the puck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2...id#49856149) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 11:58 PM Author: Dead deep market boltzmann GOLAZO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2...id#49856157) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:08 AM Author: Bull headed stimulating yarmulke gunner McPussy has 1 shot lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2...id#49856185) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:16 AM Author: Dead deep market boltzmann gorgeous shot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2...id#49856197) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 AM Author: rusted exhilarant orchestra pit personal credit line (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2...id#49856329) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:43 AM Author: rusted exhilarant orchestra pit personal credit line https://x.com/statmuse/status/2050077295298195590?s=61 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2...id#49856332) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:55 AM Author: Dead deep market boltzmann Kings lost to Colorado too. Frauds? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2...id#49856339) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:42 AM Author: Judas Jones The NHL playoff format with forced divisional games is terrible (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2...id#49856795) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:44 AM Author: h a t p (Is it not the case) I think it's better than before. More competitive regular season because some divisions are stacked so you have to compete way more. High likelihood of early rivalry series. First two rounds are gas. The main problem with the format is the conference finals are usually lopsided because one division sucks way more than the other. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2...id#49856800) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:01 PM Author: Judas Jones Hockey already has more parity and randomness than other major sports, and teams in weaker divisions already benefit from playing a softer schedule. It kind of sucks forcing a Dallas-Minnesota first round with the winner having to play Colorado, while having 4 shit teams in the other half of the bracket. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2...id#49856841) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:03 PM Author: h a t p (Is it not the case) cr but you get a guaranteed great matchup in the 1st round. several right now. and 2nd round is gas brah. You get 2 rounds of mostly quality matchups. Then shit tier CF. Final is good 50% of the time which is better than most other sports. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2...id#49856956) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:02 PM Author: Enola str8 Everything this kike bettman touches turns to shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2...id#49856846) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:50 PM Author: .,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2...id#49856933) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:03 PM Author: h a t p (Is it not the case) oh no he massively grew the sport! revenue and player salaries are way up and the sports is more popular than ever! what a dick! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2...id#49856960) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:14 PM Author: .,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,. lol @ HAtp spazzing out itt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2...id#49856878) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:33 PM Author: Enola str8 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2...id#49856907) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:52 PM Author: cooked unc The Flyers suck and are gonna lose to Carolina in 4/5. Carolina or Buffalo to Stanley Cup. Probably Carolina.
Avalanche win it, no other team is close this year. |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM Author: h a t p (Is it not the case) Carolina is 100% guaranteed to lose in the CF to Montreal/Tampa
Avs should win the West if they don't it's a choke job |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:48 PM Author: cooked unc They could maybe lose to Tampa, not Montreal. But MTL will probably go through then lose to Buffalo. MTLs goaltending sucks ass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2...id#49857196) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:52 PM Author: h a t p (Is it not the case) MTL-BOS will be a great series (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2...id#49857205) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:00 PM Author: cooked unc Boston is losing tonight (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2...id#49857232) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 1:18 AM Author: cooked unc Cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2...id#49858959) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 1:28 AM Author: h a t p Montreal is cooked too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2...id#49858978) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 6:57 PM Author: cooked unc TONIGHT MTL vs TB -> Tampa Bay BOS vs BUF -> Buffalo VGK vs UTA -> Vegas unfortunately |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:13 PM Author: h a t p Bolts B's VGK |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 10:19 PM Author: cooked unc ✅ ✅ ✅ |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 10:25 PM Author: h a t p Now I wish I had picked Utah so I could at least tie you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2...id#49858347) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 1:28 AM Author: h a t p Beginner's luck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2...id#49858977) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 2:30 PM Author: Josh_Allen Get on the xo Sabres Wagon. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2...id#49859717) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 2:43 PM Author: h a t p Bolts Knights Final. I only root for teams from no tax states. The magic of no income tax cannot be understated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2...id#49859745) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 2:49 PM Author: cooked unc cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2...id#49859754) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:27 PM Author: Trust If Aryan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2...id#49870909) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 2:49 PM Author: cooked unc TONIGHT
CAR vs PHI -> Canes |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 2:51 PM Author: h a t p Cr
Canes won't choke until CF |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 2:53 PM Author: cooked unc Flyers might be able to steal 1 or 2 but they really aren't very good. The Penguins are mediocre too. Carolina were always going through here. Only thing that can save Philly is Vladar playing out of his mind. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2...id#49859766) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:01 PM Author: h a t p I have a genuine antipathy for the Metro division. So I couldn't care less what they do. I just hope Bolts in 5 in the CF. If Buffalo goes through I don't know what I'll do. But I'm very bullish on TBL. The West I cannot predict. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2...id#49859794) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 6:23 PM Author: cooked unc It's going to be interesting with all four eastern goalies - Andersen, Vladar, Lyon, Vasilevsky playing at a super high level. But you'd expect regression for the two shittier goalies, Lyon and Vladar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2...id#49860230) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 12:15 AM Author: cooked unc ✅ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2...id#49860871) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:26 PM Author: .;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,,.,,...., I'm on the anyone but Avs bandwagon. Fuck mackinnon and makar, fucking scrubs. Would love to see eichel fuck them in the ass in the WCF. But it would be even sweeter if hughes outplays makar in their series (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2...id#49860086) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:28 PM Author: h a t p Wtf why.
I love those guys. |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:29 PM Author: .;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,,.,,...., Cocky ass, crybaby canadians who only made excuses for losing the gold medal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2...id#49860098) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 6:25 PM Author: cooked unc That Pacific Division is trash, whoever comes out of it is getting smoked by whoever wins the Avs/Wild series. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2...id#49860234) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 7:00 PM Author: h a t p (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2...id#49860292) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 5:56 PM Author: cooked unc TBL vs MTL -> Tampa, Dobes can't keep this up COL vs MIN -> Avs in a close game |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 6:44 PM Author: h a t p At this point I'm just rooting for you to be wrong (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2...id#49862404) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 8:48 PM Author: Alex Honnold Dobes and rsf 2 best tOSU alum goalies (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2...id#49862696) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 9:19 PM Author: cooked unc ❌ maybe I'm wrong about Dobes but crazy the Habs could get the goals to win on nine shots. Insane puck luck + goaltending. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2...id#49862835) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 9:07 AM Author: Judas Jones Heh. Dobes. Heh. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2...id#49863546) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 11:49 PM Author: cooked unc ✅ Crazy fucking game (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2...id#49863187) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 12:01 AM Author: h a t p Hair fully blown back (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2...id#49863193) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 7:33 PM Author: cooked unc Missed the start of Canes surprised the Flyers are winning tho. Shit team.
VGK vs ANA -> Ducks |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 7:43 PM Author: Enola str8 Ducks have an insanely good young team. Gonna be nasty in a year or 2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2...id#49865144) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 7:57 PM Author: h a t p Pacific defeating the Central would be really funny. Ducks nation rise up!
I have only met one genuine die hard Ducks fan in my entire life and he was a Hapa from OC. |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:25 PM Author: cooked unc Dobes is coming back down to earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2...id#49870902) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:31 PM Author: h a t p yikes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2...id#49870921) |
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Date: May 7th, 2026 10:24 PM Author: cooked unc Flyers are toast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2...id#49874056) |
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Date: May 7th, 2026 10:25 PM Author: h a t p By law Carolina can only lose in the conference final (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2...id#49874060) |