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video of Jonathan Franzen "hooping it up"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=relat...
curious blathering theatre athletic conference
  02/22/12
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Exhilarant hunting ground den
  02/22/12
9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously 1...
amethyst jew
  02/22/12
man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd
Mischievous Roast Beef Native
  02/22/12
cr. the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as th...
amethyst jew
  02/22/12
just threw up in my mouth a lot
Adulterous infuriating brunch indirect expression
  02/22/12
I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get thro...
Thriller Cumskin Keepsake Machete
  02/22/12
rate Franzen's jump shot, bro
amethyst jew
  02/22/12
I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable...
Thriller Cumskin Keepsake Machete
  02/22/12
u jelly
amethyst jew
  02/22/12
did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't c...
Aromatic patrolman
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Mischievous Roast Beef Native
  02/23/12
Thanks for sharing. The picture of the room is astonishing ...
Aggressive Gunner Nowag
  02/23/12
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Mischievous Roast Beef Native
  02/23/12
that comment was posted by Franzen
curious blathering theatre athletic conference
  02/23/12
how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bull...
spruce zippy pit jewess
  01/20/13
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYIN...
brilliant splenetic philosopher-king
  02/23/12
franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a h...
Mischievous Roast Beef Native
  02/23/12
Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have ...
Burgundy stimulating deer antler
  02/23/12
he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not ...
Mischievous Roast Beef Native
  02/23/12
this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. ...
curious blathering theatre athletic conference
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Mischievous Roast Beef Native
  02/24/17
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naked round eye
  02/25/12
its crazy how unlikable he is
bisexual hell party of the first part
  02/25/12
cr
Lilac plaza windowlicker
  05/17/12
*writes a book about a basketball player* *cannot even boun...
curious blathering theatre athletic conference
  02/25/12
U mad Chabon?
Shivering slap-happy property
  02/12/13
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Mischievous Roast Beef Native
  03/31/12
god fucking damn it
bronze really tough guy trump supporter
  03/31/12
great american novelist
Mischievous Roast Beef Native
  10/26/12
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Provocative Chapel
  10/26/12
goddamn u franzen
curious blathering theatre athletic conference
  10/26/12
Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him
Lime French Chef Goyim
  11/20/12
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excitant sable partner
  11/20/12
i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himse...
excitant sable partner
  11/20/12
how DOES he see himself?
brilliant splenetic philosopher-king
  01/13/13
highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for s...
Lilac plaza windowlicker
  01/13/13
Really dont like that guy
Lime French Chef Goyim
  01/19/13
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Mischievous Roast Beef Native
  01/20/13
is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front ...
domesticated church
  01/20/13
At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions ...
arrogant skinny woman coldplay fan
  02/12/13
BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! C'mon guys let's drown h...
Lilac plaza windowlicker
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Lime French Chef Goyim
  02/12/13
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Milky giraffe institution
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umber electric furnace
  02/24/17
lmao, forgot how funny this video is
Shivering slap-happy property
  02/24/17
lol wtf get off the court son
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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:13 PM
Author: curious blathering theatre athletic conference

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=related

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:14 PM
Author: Exhilarant hunting ground den



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:58 PM
Author: amethyst jew

9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously

11:50 -- Franzen still dribbling his basketball down the streets of Manhattan

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:59 PM
Author: Mischievous Roast Beef Native

man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: amethyst jew

cr.

the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as the interview goes on. Franzen refuses to make eye contact with her. she stares quizically during his meandering disquisitions with an expression that seems to ask "who is this jackass?"

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:03 PM
Author: Adulterous infuriating brunch indirect expression

just threw up in my mouth a lot

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:04 PM
Author: Thriller Cumskin Keepsake Machete

I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get through his latest book. Just not that interesting.



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: amethyst jew

rate Franzen's jump shot, bro

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:06 PM
Author: Thriller Cumskin Keepsake Machete

I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2...id#20032239)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: amethyst jew

u jelly

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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:30 PM
Author: Aromatic patrolman

did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't checked out either of those



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 5:32 AM
Author: Mischievous Roast Beef Native



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 7:05 AM
Author: Aggressive Gunner Nowag

Thanks for sharing.

The picture of the room is astonishing but it really explains, no words needed, the depths Franzen is reaching in his books. I also I like his ability to dwell in the present moment (especially dialogues between characters but other situations too) - I think those are the most attractive and "alive" parts in a book - and this room seems to give him the absolute silence - in every sense - to listen patiently to those frail moments and write them so perceptively.

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 6:21 PM
Author: Mischievous Roast Beef Native



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:52 PM
Author: curious blathering theatre athletic conference

that comment was posted by Franzen

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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: spruce zippy pit jewess

how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bullet immediately after is a mystery to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2...id#22466908)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: brilliant splenetic philosopher-king

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYING A JOKE ON US.

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:02 PM
Author: Mischievous Roast Beef Native

franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a hard time believing it with a jump shot like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2...id#20039501)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:07 PM
Author: Burgundy stimulating deer antler

Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have killed any attraction a girl might have had for him and all respect from bros.

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:08 PM
Author: Mischievous Roast Beef Native

he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not kidding

i'm no athlete but i can shoot a basketball without looking like an alien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2...id#20039565)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:13 PM
Author: curious blathering theatre athletic conference

this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. in this video he trashes his ex-wife, basically saying that they divorced because she was jealous of his writing ability. lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2...id#20039620)



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:56 AM
Author: Mischievous Roast Beef Native



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:02 AM
Author: naked round eye



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:21 AM
Author: bisexual hell party of the first part

its crazy how unlikable he is

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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: Lilac plaza windowlicker

cr

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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:23 AM
Author: curious blathering theatre athletic conference

*writes a book about a basketball player*

*cannot even bounce a basketball*

*is Franzen*

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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:26 PM
Author: Shivering slap-happy property

U mad Chabon?

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Date: March 31st, 2012 3:47 AM
Author: Mischievous Roast Beef Native



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Date: March 31st, 2012 5:19 AM
Author: bronze really tough guy trump supporter

god fucking damn it

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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: Mischievous Roast Beef Native

great american novelist

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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: Provocative Chapel



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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:41 AM
Author: curious blathering theatre athletic conference

goddamn u franzen

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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:44 PM
Author: Lime French Chef Goyim

Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him

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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: excitant sable partner



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:49 PM
Author: excitant sable partner

i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himself. i hate his books, but i'm fascinated by him psychologically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2...id#22086688)



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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:49 PM
Author: brilliant splenetic philosopher-king

how DOES he see himself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2...id#22425626)



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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:51 PM
Author: Lilac plaza windowlicker

highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for seattle/SF/brooklyn latte \-sippers

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Date: January 19th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: Lime French Chef Goyim

Really dont like that guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2...id#22465673)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:11 AM
Author: Mischievous Roast Beef Native



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:54 AM
Author: domesticated church

is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front of me, but i was thinking about this recently.

in The Corrections there is a strange group of passages where the narrator seems to ridicule the work of the woman who grows fresh vegetable gardens w/ inner-city black kids. he basically says: "these kids are too fucking stupid to appreciate middle class values, and this person doesn't realize the futility of her work." then he turns her into one of the most pathetic, debased characters in modern fiction, whose downfall it is suggested is brought about by her essential naivete (referring back to her judgment re: the inner city kids).

then in Freedom, there is the protagonist's father, Ray, a wealthy lawyer who defends indigent minorities. he is portrayed as massively condescending and hateful towards his clients - though at the same time explaining to his daughter that they are innocent victims of the system. his minority clients are characterized as buffoons, whom Ray, the prosecutor, and the Judge (all white) cannot help joining together to laugh at in one scene. confusingly, the novel uses, for this character's final redemption, the image of dozens of these black people and their families, heads bowed, filing silently and reverently into the *BACK* (the symbolism) of the church at his funeral - like they are straight out of To Kill a Mockingbird.

the elite east coast lawyer is glorified and the blacks are kept firmly in their place, as objects of charity that is an instrument for self-aggrandizement of the white elites.

his portrayal of the Indian girl in Freedom has also been called racist, for being so laughably 1-dimensional.

these are the only minorities in any of his books.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2...id#22466947)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:38 PM
Author: arrogant skinny woman coldplay fan

At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions of the Indian girl in Freedom are Franzen just transcribing one of his own obsessive imperialist pedo-crushes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2...id#22624538)



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Date: January 31st, 2013 8:44 PM
Author: Lilac plaza windowlicker

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

C'mon guys let's drown him out

BOOOOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2...id#22544225)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:13 PM
Author: Lime French Chef Goyim



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Date: November 18th, 2014 7:31 AM
Author: comical greedy public bath



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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Milky giraffe institution



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: umber electric furnace



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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:37 AM
Author: Shivering slap-happy property

lmao, forgot how funny this video is

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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: Useless cobalt heaven love of her life

lol wtf get off the court son

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Date: December 7th, 2021 8:08 PM
Author: umber electric furnace



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Date: June 22nd, 2024 9:46 PM
Author: Exciting iridescent headpube resort



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Shivering slap-happy property



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