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Worse: Dabbing grease off pizza or cutting burger in half?

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Slippery metal lodge
  07/09/12
Equally retarded
lascivious puce fat ankles
  08/10/22
Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is p...
maize multi-colored roommate
  07/09/12
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odious institution lettuce
  07/09/12
I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm...
shimmering swollen corner nowag
  07/09/12
Are you male?
Slippery metal lodge
  07/09/12
yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cu...
shimmering swollen corner nowag
  07/09/12
Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ...
Slippery metal lodge
  07/09/12
lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'...
shimmering swollen corner nowag
  07/09/12
do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes...
sapphire business firm private investor
  07/09/12
No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.
Slippery metal lodge
  07/09/12
but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to...
sapphire business firm private investor
  07/09/12
In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonst...
Slippery metal lodge
  07/09/12
sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half...
Soggy base
  07/09/12
>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in ...
Slippery metal lodge
  07/09/12
they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off...
Soggy base
  07/09/12
Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teasp...
Slippery metal lodge
  07/09/12
not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is sprea...
Soggy base
  07/09/12
i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon
opaque excitant step-uncle's house
  07/09/12
I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my ex...
Slippery metal lodge
  07/09/12
ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease
curious crawly goal in life
  07/09/12
Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.
Slippery metal lodge
  07/09/12
sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully...
concupiscible coffee pot
  07/09/12
Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.
Ruby Beady-eyed Stain
  07/09/12
cutting burger in half isn't even that bad
Walnut Chapel
  07/09/12
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odious institution lettuce
  07/09/12
Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want ...
shimmering swollen corner nowag
  07/09/12
(guy who does both)
Slippery metal lodge
  07/09/12
stfu
Walnut Chapel
  07/09/12
180
mauve friendly grandma regret
  07/09/12
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arousing cream public bath
  03/04/25
When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sou...
bossy orchestra pit
  07/09/12
What about other burgers?
Slippery metal lodge
  07/09/12
The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). ...
bossy orchestra pit
  07/09/12
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Cracking erotic kitty meetinghouse
  07/04/19
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odious institution lettuce
  07/13/12
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Cracking erotic kitty meetinghouse
  07/04/19
I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.
shaky resort
  07/04/19
cr both are fine
Deep laughsome depressive
  07/04/19
Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's ...
amber hall
  07/04/19
Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime Also you migh...
Deep laughsome depressive
  07/04/19
Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were ...
Aromatic jade blood rage
  03/04/25
lol kike
arousing cream public bath
  03/04/25
This is how civilized gentlemen eat.
sienna vivacious wrinkle
  07/04/19
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scarlet round eye candlestick maker
  08/10/22
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lime theater stage kitty cat
  07/24/24
Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?
Fishy set knife
  07/24/24
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Elite vigorous preventive strike selfie
  09/22/24
i dont eat either because im not a slob
Navy Forum Mexican
  09/22/24
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Aromatic jade blood rage
  03/04/25
Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in...
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  03/04/25
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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:12 PM
Author: Slippery metal lodge



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:16 PM
Author: lascivious puce fat ankles

Equally retarded

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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: maize multi-colored roommate

Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is probably worse. Cutting the burger can just aid in the consumption; it doesn't change the flavor and consistency of the food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048462)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: odious institution lettuce



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:14 PM
Author: shimmering swollen corner nowag

I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm at a decent joint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048465)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: Slippery metal lodge

Are you male?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048471)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: shimmering swollen corner nowag

yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cutting in half is a pretty good solution to the problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048480)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:20 PM
Author: Slippery metal lodge

Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ and there are, say, 1/4 pound burgers, are you cutting them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048495)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: shimmering swollen corner nowag

lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'll just down it.

But if I'm at a bistro taking charge of a delicious kobe beef burger, I cut that motherfucker in half

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048499)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: sapphire business firm private investor

do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes, then grease off pie; if no, then 2 halves of one burger equals said burger whole. QED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048473)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: Slippery metal lodge

No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048488)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:21 PM
Author: sapphire business firm private investor

but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to dabbing of the cheese oil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048498)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: Slippery metal lodge

In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonstrably colder when you get to it than it would had you kept it whole. Though the question is really more about your threshold for daintiness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048502)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:17 PM
Author: Soggy base

sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half. also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048484)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:27 PM
Author: Slippery metal lodge

>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half.

Or else what?

>also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

Yes, but no one only eats "good" pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048524)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: Soggy base

they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off.

i eat good pizza all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048576)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: Slippery metal lodge

Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teaspoon or so of grease accumulates on the surface?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048581)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: Soggy base

not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is spread evenly over the cheese and doesn't gather in puddles. so it makes no sense to sop it up. if i saw a large puddle of grease on my pizza i would sop it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048603)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: opaque excitant step-uncle's house

i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048490)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:23 PM
Author: Slippery metal lodge

I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my experience it's one of those things everyone else at the table kind of stops and watches for a couple of seconds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048511)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:30 PM
Author: curious crawly goal in life

ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048536)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:32 PM
Author: Slippery metal lodge

Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048550)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: concupiscible coffee pot

sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully i think i should have cut my burger in half. I never wish i was a pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048639)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:36 PM
Author: Ruby Beady-eyed Stain

Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048755)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:37 PM
Author: Walnut Chapel

cutting burger in half isn't even that bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048764)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: odious institution lettuce



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:38 PM
Author: shimmering swollen corner nowag

Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want to cut their burgers in 1/2 or dab their pizza, how the fuck does it affect you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048765)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: Slippery metal lodge

(guy who does both)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048771)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:43 PM
Author: Walnut Chapel

stfu

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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:47 PM
Author: mauve friendly grandma regret

180

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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:21 AM
Author: Provocative casino new version



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: arousing cream public bath



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: bossy orchestra pit

When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sourdough jack to be cut in half.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048794)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: Slippery metal lodge

What about other burgers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048798)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: bossy orchestra pit

The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). I could go to town on the tacos though brother. 180 all around with those tacos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048818)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:28 PM
Author: Cracking erotic kitty meetinghouse



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:20 AM
Author: odious institution lettuce



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: Cracking erotic kitty meetinghouse



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: shaky resort

I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#38483223)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Deep laughsome depressive

cr both are fine

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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:39 PM
Author: amber hall

Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's not like it makes it thinner or easier to bite into. Often, cutting it just makes it easier for everything to slip out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#38483262)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:41 PM
Author: Deep laughsome depressive

Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime

Also you might want to save the other half after eating half #1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#38483266)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Aromatic jade blood rage

Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were when first served.

should never be “saved” under any circumstances

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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: arousing cream public bath

lol kike

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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: sienna vivacious wrinkle

This is how civilized gentlemen eat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#38483284)



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:15 PM
Author: scarlet round eye candlestick maker



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:12 PM
Author: lime theater stage kitty cat



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:13 PM
Author: Fishy set knife

Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?

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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: Elite vigorous preventive strike selfie



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: Navy Forum Mexican

i dont eat either because im not a slob

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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:40 PM
Author: Aromatic jade blood rage



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Date: March 4th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: sooty newt jew

Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in half is ridiculously feminine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#48714418)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 3:05 PM
Author: learn to benchod



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