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SWIMMING UPSTREAM: The Lost Memoirs of Meanest Fish and Mandy

An old classic. For context, this was posted about a week...
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Chapter 1: "Summer in Moscow" _________________...
startled sanctuary
  10/24/14
i too aspire to multiple properties
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  10/24/14
pederastrian, mandy, and TMF sharing a kommunalka in zamoskv...
startled sanctuary
  10/24/14
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startled sanctuary
  05/22/18
TMF bump.
startled sanctuary
  10/25/14
Ah, memories.
Mentally Impaired Aggressive Toaster State
  10/25/14
b00r and pederastrian are in rus-SI-A right now, you guys sh...
startled sanctuary
  10/25/14
Are they really? What ever happened to Boor? Did he go to ...
Mentally Impaired Aggressive Toaster State
  10/25/14
not sure about b00r he mightve gone pumo pederastrian is ...
startled sanctuary
  10/25/14
Does he talk about Russian weapons with almost encyclopedic ...
Mentally Impaired Aggressive Toaster State
  10/25/14
yea, yep
Cheese-eating histrionic bawdyhouse fortuitous meteor
  10/25/14
pedestrian isn't russian, he just moved there because he cou...
Claret contagious sweet tailpipe
  10/25/14
Oh I think I remember that guy (pedestrian). He was a weird...
Mentally Impaired Aggressive Toaster State
  10/25/14
180
Rose piazza
  02/19/20
pedestrian always struck me as one of those quiet racist neo...
startled sanctuary
  10/25/14
He is clearly off but not like that. For one, he isn't even...
Mentally Impaired Aggressive Toaster State
  10/26/14
pederastrian, how did you let TMF get away with this one for...
startled sanctuary
  05/22/18
I thought hes in Ukraine
Rose piazza
  02/19/20
pederastrian moved to ukraine
Supple Boltzmann Internal Respiration
  10/25/14
This seems to be the worst time imaginable to move to Ukrain...
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  10/25/14
Possibly the most brutal thread in xo history
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MOVER AND SHAKER
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Still love this thread
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OUCH
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Date: July 10th, 2013 11:40 PM
Author: self-absorbed painfully honest tanning salon new version

An old classic.

For context, this was posted about a week or so after TMF was laid off from biglaw.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=938491&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#23587440)



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Date: October 27th, 2019 11:33 AM
Author: 180 gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#39033139)



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Date: September 17th, 2013 5:25 AM
Author: spruce hissy fit faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#24064925)



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Date: October 14th, 2013 7:26 PM
Author: Mauve cumskin cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#24234033)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: startled sanctuary

Chapter 1: "Summer in Moscow"

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Date: December 2nd, 2008 2:55 AM

Author: Lara Croft (people use the scripture to say gay sex is gross)

No, I still think we will be rich. I don't expect 5-6 million, but I find 3 million to be a very realistic goal. And although that may not be enough to allow you to do anything you want, it is certainly enough to make you feel rich in most parts of the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=893105&forum_id=2#10448407)

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Date: December 2nd, 2008 10:42 AM

Author: TMF (The Meanest Fish, yo)

No, I aspire to nouveau rich. Nouveau middle would involve a McMansion in some suburb of a second rate city. I aspire to multiple properties (to both use and rent out), millions in the bank and in various securities, great car, great apartment in the city and a great villa outside the city, the ability to travel the world, eat a great restaurants, etc. But no, I don't ever think I'll have over a billion dollars (unless the dollar really, really depreciates).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=893105&forum_id=2#10448719)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#26580902)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:06 PM
Author: Cheese-eating histrionic bawdyhouse fortuitous meteor

i too aspire to multiple properties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#26580945)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: startled sanctuary

pederastrian, mandy, and TMF sharing a kommunalka in zamoskvorechye, why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#26580973)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: startled sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#36102173)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:55 PM
Author: startled sanctuary

TMF bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#26587082)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Aggressive Toaster State

Ah, memories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#26587134)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:05 PM
Author: startled sanctuary

b00r and pederastrian are in rus-SI-A right now, you guys should have a moscow meetup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#26587175)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Aggressive Toaster State

Are they really? What ever happened to Boor? Did he go to med school? Did a female ever let him touch her?

Can't remember who pedestrian is. Other monikers?

Also, not in Moscow, so can't meet up with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#26587206)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:28 PM
Author: startled sanctuary

not sure about b00r he mightve gone pumo

pederastrian is a russian dude but doesn't post much.

there is also a different extremely pro-russia d00d "something ARE COUNTRY" as well but he could be flame.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#26587378)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:43 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Aggressive Toaster State

Does he talk about Russian weapons with almost encyclopedic knowledge all the time? If so then that is Valen2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#26587548)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:45 PM
Author: Cheese-eating histrionic bawdyhouse fortuitous meteor

yea, yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#26587578)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:44 PM
Author: Claret contagious sweet tailpipe

pedestrian isn't russian, he just moved there because he couldn't fuck quality pussy in the U.S. without paying for it.

the other dude's name is 'ARE COUNTRY reptile' and he is actually russian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#26587563)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Aggressive Toaster State

Oh I think I remember that guy (pedestrian). He was a weird one. Last I heard he was living with a bunch of poor southern Russian roommates in Kimki or something (a Russian suburb that has a big mall that had like IKEA and the local ripoff of Home Depot).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#26587600)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:20 AM
Author: Rose piazza

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#39616448)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:56 PM
Author: startled sanctuary

pedestrian always struck me as one of those quiet racist neo-nazi russian d00ds IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#26587692)



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Date: October 26th, 2014 12:00 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Aggressive Toaster State

He is clearly off but not like that. For one, he isn't even Russian. For another, he lived with Southern Russian guys. I can't even put my finger on what his weirdness was. IIRC, he kind of hated Russia and Russians but had no job or life back in the US, so moved to Russia borrowing money from his brother or something. Then he stayed, but bitched about it a lot and still described Russians as subhuman and kept patting himself on the back for having a job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#26587721)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: startled sanctuary

pederastrian, how did you let TMF get away with this one for so long

this demands a response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#36102178)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:21 AM
Author: Rose piazza

I thought hes in Ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#39616450)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: Supple Boltzmann Internal Respiration

pederastrian moved to ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#26587269)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:42 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Aggressive Toaster State

This seems to be the worst time imaginable to move to Ukraine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#26587535)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:39 PM
Author: vigorous space

Possibly the most brutal thread in xo history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#26587492)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 3:40 AM
Author: startled sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#26714148)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: startled sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#26919108)



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Date: February 2nd, 2015 12:20 PM
Author: excitant deep mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#27235606)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 1:13 AM
Author: sapphire market stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#31959674)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 1:26 AM
Author: Avocado stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#31959715)



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Date: May 6th, 2017 1:40 AM
Author: domesticated macaca resort

bump4chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#33242954)



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Date: May 6th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: Avocado stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#33247788)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: sapphire market stock car

Date: August 1st, 2017 5:35 PM

Author: The Meanest Yay!

Tcr. Where I work the real liftoff it's at director level where you get LTI (long term incentive) bonus. If I can get that (which would be my next promotion) then I'll be in Nutella range comp. It is also a tiny percentage of the workforce that is that or above.

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3690248&mc=193&forum_id=2#33898215

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#33900420)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: Laughsome really tough guy pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#33900570)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: bearded gold travel guidebook

Very hilarious that there is a whole generation of XO noobs that does not remember how hilarious TMF used to be when he thought he was a global up-and-comer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#33900568)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: Harsh Home Windowlicker

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#39104675)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:24 PM
Author: Racy iridescent faggot firefighter dragon

He’s still pretty uppity for a kike making less than a 1st year living in a junkyard in NJ next to traintracks and getting topped by pit bulls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#39104698)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:13 AM
Author: startled sanctuary

MOVER AND SHAKER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#39616415)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: Maroon digit ratio

Still love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#34739291)



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Date: January 2nd, 2019 7:47 AM
Author: Sick hospital mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#37511922)



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Date: January 5th, 2019 12:40 PM
Author: Sable Marketing Idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#37532331)



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Date: March 28th, 2019 11:46 PM
Author: startled sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#38008344)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 2:11 PM
Author: Racy iridescent faggot firefighter dragon

OUCH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#38101817)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Puce misunderstood place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#39104691)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:09 AM
Author: startled sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#39616406)



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Date: April 28th, 2020 11:31 AM
Author: Vibrant Native Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#40109035)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Rabbi Nahasapeemapetilon (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#49313869)