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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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Yellow Well-lubricated Scourge Upon The Earth Yarmulke
  08/14/13
tell me
Odious hairless partner
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
Yellow Well-lubricated Scourge Upon The Earth Yarmulke
  08/14/13
lol tyft
galvanic rigpig
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
topaz institution
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
Bossy abode
  12/28/13
fucking lol
house-broken mental disorder hall
  05/12/15
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Cream motley alpha business firm
  05/12/15
so underrated
Vermilion hissy fit
  01/19/16
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beady-eyed lilac native
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Angry athletic conference
  03/31/18
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slippery dragon chapel
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Scarlet flickering center deer antler
  12/16/21
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copper laughsome incel new version
  02/16/23
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Puce bateful persian ceo
  12/11/24
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twisted adventurous brunch jap
  06/11/25
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slate dashing church
  08/12/25
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Bronze stirring windowlicker kitty
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twisted adventurous brunch jap
  01/11/26
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
curious station hunting ground
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
Navy Ticket Booth Elastic Band
  08/14/13
lmao
Odious hairless partner
  05/12/15
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Bull Headed Avocado Set
  12/11/24
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Puce bateful persian ceo
  12/11/24
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
curious station hunting ground
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
charcoal turdskin
  08/14/13
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galvanic rigpig
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
Yellow Well-lubricated Scourge Upon The Earth Yarmulke
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
citrine pozpig
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
Yellow Well-lubricated Scourge Upon The Earth Yarmulke
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
Yellow Well-lubricated Scourge Upon The Earth Yarmulke
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
Yellow Well-lubricated Scourge Upon The Earth Yarmulke
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
Narrow-minded Boltzmann
  08/14/13
rofl
Odious hairless partner
  08/14/13
180
Scarlet flickering center deer antler
  08/14/13
rofl
Saffron Cheese-eating Quadroon Affirmative Action
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
Bespoke chocolate resort
  08/14/13
lol
Trip stage hairy legs
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Maize Gas Station Dysfunction
  08/14/13
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beady-eyed lilac native
  03/10/14
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startled plum foreskin sex offender
  03/24/21
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copper laughsome incel new version
  02/16/23
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slate dashing church
  08/12/25
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Pearly Faggotry Prole
  08/14/13
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galvanic rigpig
  08/14/13
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Pearly Faggotry Prole
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
Yellow Well-lubricated Scourge Upon The Earth Yarmulke
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
Navy Ticket Booth Elastic Band
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
Pearly Faggotry Prole
  08/14/13
best of thread
Narrow-minded Boltzmann
  08/14/13
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contagious mint mediation
  08/14/13
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Puce bateful persian ceo
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
Puce bateful persian ceo
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
Yellow Well-lubricated Scourge Upon The Earth Yarmulke
  08/14/13
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galvanic rigpig
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
Yellow Well-lubricated Scourge Upon The Earth Yarmulke
  08/14/13
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galvanic rigpig
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
Yellow Well-lubricated Scourge Upon The Earth Yarmulke
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
galvanic rigpig
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
Narrow-minded Boltzmann
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
Wild grizzly whorehouse pistol
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
Navy Ticket Booth Elastic Band
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
Tantric Haunted Graveyard Degenerate
  08/14/13
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Odious hairless partner
  08/14/13
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Hateful big-titted locale cumskin
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Spectacular lake skinny woman
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Maize Gas Station Dysfunction
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Yellow Well-lubricated Scourge Upon The Earth Yarmulke
  08/17/13
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house-broken mental disorder hall
  01/19/16
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Angry athletic conference
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
Tantric Haunted Graveyard Degenerate
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
contagious mint mediation
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
contagious mint mediation
  08/14/13
lol
Appetizing base
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
Yellow Well-lubricated Scourge Upon The Earth Yarmulke
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
Pearly Faggotry Prole
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
Narrow-minded Boltzmann
  08/14/13
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contagious mint mediation
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
Sepia shrine
  08/14/13
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nudist meetinghouse goal in life
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
Yellow Well-lubricated Scourge Upon The Earth Yarmulke
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
Pearly Faggotry Prole
  08/14/13
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shivering home idiot
  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
Yellow Well-lubricated Scourge Upon The Earth Yarmulke
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
Narrow-minded Boltzmann
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
Yellow Well-lubricated Scourge Upon The Earth Yarmulke
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contagious mint mediation
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irradiated indian lodge liquid oxygen
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startled plum foreskin sex offender
  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
Yellow Well-lubricated Scourge Upon The Earth Yarmulke
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
Narrow-minded Boltzmann
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
contagious mint mediation
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
Narrow-minded Boltzmann
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
contagious mint mediation
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
titillating temple ratface
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
electric corner wagecucks
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
Narrow-minded Boltzmann
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
citrine pozpig
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
Narrow-minded Boltzmann
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
citrine pozpig
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
Narrow-minded Boltzmann
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
Scarlet flickering center deer antler
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
Hairraiser ivory filthpig
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
Cordovan passionate nowag
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
contagious mint mediation
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
Narrow-minded Boltzmann
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
electric corner wagecucks
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
titillating temple ratface
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
Narrow-minded Boltzmann
  08/14/13
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pearl fantasy-prone site chad
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
electric corner wagecucks
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
Narrow-minded Boltzmann
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
electric corner wagecucks
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
Narrow-minded Boltzmann
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
electric corner wagecucks
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
Narrow-minded Boltzmann
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
electric corner wagecucks
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
Narrow-minded Boltzmann
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
electric corner wagecucks
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
Narrow-minded Boltzmann
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
electric corner wagecucks
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
Narrow-minded Boltzmann
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
galvanic rigpig
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
Narrow-minded Boltzmann
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
galvanic rigpig
  08/14/13
whatever
Narrow-minded Boltzmann
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
Metal forum
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
contagious mint mediation
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
Pearly Faggotry Prole
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
Yellow Well-lubricated Scourge Upon The Earth Yarmulke
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
Yellow Well-lubricated Scourge Upon The Earth Yarmulke
  08/14/13
lol
Hateful big-titted locale cumskin
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
Yellow Well-lubricated Scourge Upon The Earth Yarmulke
  08/14/13
180
Scarlet flickering center deer antler
  08/14/13
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Self-absorbed Soul-stirring Travel Guidebook
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
Pearly Faggotry Prole
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
Yellow Well-lubricated Scourge Upon The Earth Yarmulke
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
Yellow Well-lubricated Scourge Upon The Earth Yarmulke
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
Talking honey-headed market immigrant
  08/14/13
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Talking honey-headed market immigrant
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
Yellow Well-lubricated Scourge Upon The Earth Yarmulke
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
Yellow Well-lubricated Scourge Upon The Earth Yarmulke
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
Narrow-minded Boltzmann
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
Scarlet flickering center deer antler
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
Narrow-minded Boltzmann
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
Scarlet flickering center deer antler
  08/14/13
lol tyft
galvanic rigpig
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
galvanic rigpig
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
Narrow-minded Boltzmann
  08/14/13
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180 Aggressive Hominid Knife
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
Hateful big-titted locale cumskin
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
splenetic anal menage
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
Floppy Tattoo Mood
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
Scarlet flickering center deer antler
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
Narrow-minded Boltzmann
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
Scarlet flickering center deer antler
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
contagious mint mediation
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
Narrow-minded Boltzmann
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
Scarlet flickering center deer antler
  08/14/13
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khaki sickened lodge
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
Yellow Well-lubricated Scourge Upon The Earth Yarmulke
  08/14/13
lmao
galvanic rigpig
  08/14/13
...
pearl fantasy-prone site chad
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
emerald hospital
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
Narrow-minded Boltzmann
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
Bearded dull shitlib
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
Yellow Well-lubricated Scourge Upon The Earth Yarmulke
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
Yellow Well-lubricated Scourge Upon The Earth Yarmulke
  08/14/13
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Talking honey-headed market immigrant
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
Narrow-minded Boltzmann
  08/14/13
Pics?
zombie-like silver nursing home coffee pot
  08/14/13
link?
Bull Headed Avocado Set
  08/17/13
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Odious hairless partner
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
glassy low-t casino fanboi
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
lime stimulating field pocket flask
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
contagious mint mediation
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
vigorous location
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
Narrow-minded Boltzmann
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
canary razzle-dazzle newt
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
Narrow-minded Boltzmann
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
canary razzle-dazzle newt
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
Narrow-minded Boltzmann
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
canary razzle-dazzle newt
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
Narrow-minded Boltzmann
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
twinkling comical private investor
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
canary razzle-dazzle newt
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
dark orchestra pit
  08/14/13
Underrated
khaki sickened lodge
  08/15/13
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beady-eyed lilac native
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
twinkling comical private investor
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
dark orchestra pit
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
multi-colored black woman trailer park
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
contagious mint mediation
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
Unholy Space
  08/14/13
lol
Trip stage hairy legs
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
Unholy Space
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
Trip stage hairy legs
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
Unholy Space
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
twinkling comical private investor
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
Awkward erotic heaven mexican
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
titillating temple ratface
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
Vibrant Queen Of The Night Garrison
  08/14/13
180
Tan Preventive Strike Step-uncle's House
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
Trip stage hairy legs
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
Maize Gas Station Dysfunction
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
Trip stage hairy legs
  08/14/13
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Costumed Amber Trust Fund Wrinkle
  08/14/13
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coral excitant idea he suggested university
  08/14/13
180
canary razzle-dazzle newt
  08/14/13
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dark orchestra pit
  08/15/13
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vigorous location
  08/17/13
...
Exhilarant Azure Philosopher-king
  09/11/13
Lmao
Tripping lettuce
  06/07/17
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slate dashing church
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
mind-boggling mischievous sweet tailpipe
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
Costumed Amber Trust Fund Wrinkle
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
Umber charismatic cuckold
  08/14/13
lol
canary razzle-dazzle newt
  08/14/13
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smoky stead ape
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
Marvelous half-breed
  08/14/13
180
rusted den
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
fragrant mahogany national boiling water
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
Black Sound Barrier
  08/17/13
poignant
arousing chest-beating therapy genital piercing
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
Diverse slimy house
  08/17/13
...
Costumed Amber Trust Fund Wrinkle
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
Exhilarant Azure Philosopher-king
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
irradiated indian lodge liquid oxygen
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
multi-colored black woman trailer park
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
Bossy abode
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Mustard Racy Bawdyhouse Famous Landscape Painting
  12/28/13
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Swollen stag film cuckoldry
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
Insane parlor
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
Hyperactive potus internal respiration
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
Up-to-no-good lascivious rehab mother
  03/10/14
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house-broken mental disorder hall
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
Sepia shrine
  05/12/15
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aquamarine harsh boistinker faggot firefighter
  01/19/16
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Maize Gas Station Dysfunction
  10/25/17
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Bull Headed Avocado Set
  11/29/15
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Bull Headed Avocado Set
  12/23/15
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house-broken mental disorder hall
  01/05/16
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Bull Headed Avocado Set
  03/13/16
I want pizza
Aphrodisiac Tank
  06/07/17
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aquamarine harsh boistinker faggot firefighter
  09/22/17
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Yellow Well-lubricated Scourge Upon The Earth Yarmulke
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
Heady Sadistic Theater Stage
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
sick son of senegal lay
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
Heady Sadistic Theater Stage
  07/18/18
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startled plum foreskin sex offender
  04/30/19
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Bull Headed Avocado Set
  06/21/20
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Bull Headed Avocado Set
  06/23/20
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talented stubborn state
  07/11/20
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startled plum foreskin sex offender
  12/16/21
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startled plum foreskin sex offender
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Yellow Well-lubricated Scourge Upon The Earth Yarmulke



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Odious hairless partner

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Yellow Well-lubricated Scourge Upon The Earth Yarmulke

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: galvanic rigpig

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: topaz institution

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Bossy abode

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: house-broken mental disorder hall

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Cream motley alpha business firm



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Vermilion hissy fit

so underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#29635524)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: beady-eyed lilac native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#33497582)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: Angry athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#35731933)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Mauve boyish keepsake machete blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#36451105)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: slippery dragon chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#36451110)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: Scarlet flickering center deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: copper laughsome incel new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Puce bateful persian ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: twisted adventurous brunch jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: slate dashing church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Bronze stirring windowlicker kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: twisted adventurous brunch jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: curious station hunting ground

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Navy Ticket Booth Elastic Band

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Odious hairless partner

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: Bull Headed Avocado Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Puce bateful persian ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#48436918)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: curious station hunting ground

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: charcoal turdskin

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: galvanic rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Yellow Well-lubricated Scourge Upon The Earth Yarmulke

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: citrine pozpig

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Yellow Well-lubricated Scourge Upon The Earth Yarmulke

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: Yellow Well-lubricated Scourge Upon The Earth Yarmulke

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: Yellow Well-lubricated Scourge Upon The Earth Yarmulke

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Boltzmann

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Odious hairless partner

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Scarlet flickering center deer antler

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Saffron Cheese-eating Quadroon Affirmative Action

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: Bespoke chocolate resort

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Trip stage hairy legs

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: Maize Gas Station Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: beady-eyed lilac native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: startled plum foreskin sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: copper laughsome incel new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: slate dashing church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: Pearly Faggotry Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: galvanic rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Pearly Faggotry Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Yellow Well-lubricated Scourge Upon The Earth Yarmulke

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: Navy Ticket Booth Elastic Band

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Pearly Faggotry Prole

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Boltzmann

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: contagious mint mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Puce bateful persian ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: Puce bateful persian ceo

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: Yellow Well-lubricated Scourge Upon The Earth Yarmulke

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: galvanic rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Yellow Well-lubricated Scourge Upon The Earth Yarmulke

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: galvanic rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: Yellow Well-lubricated Scourge Upon The Earth Yarmulke

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: galvanic rigpig

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Boltzmann

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Wild grizzly whorehouse pistol

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: Navy Ticket Booth Elastic Band

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Tantric Haunted Graveyard Degenerate

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: Odious hairless partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: Hateful big-titted locale cumskin

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: Spectacular lake skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Maize Gas Station Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: Yellow Well-lubricated Scourge Upon The Earth Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: house-broken mental disorder hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Angry athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: Tantric Haunted Graveyard Degenerate

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: contagious mint mediation

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: contagious mint mediation

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: Appetizing base

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Yellow Well-lubricated Scourge Upon The Earth Yarmulke

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Pearly Faggotry Prole

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Boltzmann

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: contagious mint mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Sepia shrine

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: nudist meetinghouse goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: Yellow Well-lubricated Scourge Upon The Earth Yarmulke

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Pearly Faggotry Prole

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: shivering home idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Yellow Well-lubricated Scourge Upon The Earth Yarmulke

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Boltzmann

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: Yellow Well-lubricated Scourge Upon The Earth Yarmulke

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: contagious mint mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: irradiated indian lodge liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: irradiated indian lodge liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: startled plum foreskin sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Yellow Well-lubricated Scourge Upon The Earth Yarmulke

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Boltzmann

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: contagious mint mediation

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Boltzmann

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: contagious mint mediation

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: titillating temple ratface

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: electric corner wagecucks

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Boltzmann

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: citrine pozpig

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Boltzmann

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: citrine pozpig

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Boltzmann

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Scarlet flickering center deer antler

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: Hairraiser ivory filthpig

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Cordovan passionate nowag

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: contagious mint mediation

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Boltzmann

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: electric corner wagecucks

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: titillating temple ratface

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Boltzmann

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: pearl fantasy-prone site chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: electric corner wagecucks

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Boltzmann

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: electric corner wagecucks

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Boltzmann

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: electric corner wagecucks

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Boltzmann

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: electric corner wagecucks

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Boltzmann

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: electric corner wagecucks

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Boltzmann

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: electric corner wagecucks

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Boltzmann

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: galvanic rigpig

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Boltzmann

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: galvanic rigpig

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Boltzmann

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: Metal forum

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: contagious mint mediation

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Pearly Faggotry Prole

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: Yellow Well-lubricated Scourge Upon The Earth Yarmulke

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: Yellow Well-lubricated Scourge Upon The Earth Yarmulke

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Hateful big-titted locale cumskin

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Yellow Well-lubricated Scourge Upon The Earth Yarmulke

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Scarlet flickering center deer antler

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: Self-absorbed Soul-stirring Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: Pearly Faggotry Prole

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Yellow Well-lubricated Scourge Upon The Earth Yarmulke

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: Yellow Well-lubricated Scourge Upon The Earth Yarmulke

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: Talking honey-headed market immigrant

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Talking honey-headed market immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Yellow Well-lubricated Scourge Upon The Earth Yarmulke

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Yellow Well-lubricated Scourge Upon The Earth Yarmulke

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Boltzmann

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Scarlet flickering center deer antler

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Boltzmann

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Scarlet flickering center deer antler

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: galvanic rigpig

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: galvanic rigpig

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Boltzmann

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: 180 Aggressive Hominid Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Hateful big-titted locale cumskin

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: splenetic anal menage

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Floppy Tattoo Mood

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Scarlet flickering center deer antler

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Boltzmann

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: Scarlet flickering center deer antler

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: contagious mint mediation

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Boltzmann

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: Scarlet flickering center deer antler

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: khaki sickened lodge

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Yellow Well-lubricated Scourge Upon The Earth Yarmulke

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: galvanic rigpig

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: pearl fantasy-prone site chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: emerald hospital

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Boltzmann

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Bearded dull shitlib

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Yellow Well-lubricated Scourge Upon The Earth Yarmulke

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: Yellow Well-lubricated Scourge Upon The Earth Yarmulke

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: Talking honey-headed market immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Boltzmann

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: zombie-like silver nursing home coffee pot

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: Bull Headed Avocado Set

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: Odious hairless partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: glassy low-t casino fanboi

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: lime stimulating field pocket flask

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: contagious mint mediation

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: vigorous location

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Boltzmann

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: canary razzle-dazzle newt

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Boltzmann

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: canary razzle-dazzle newt

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Boltzmann

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: canary razzle-dazzle newt

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Boltzmann

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: twinkling comical private investor

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: canary razzle-dazzle newt

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: dark orchestra pit

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: khaki sickened lodge

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: beady-eyed lilac native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: twinkling comical private investor

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: dark orchestra pit

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: multi-colored black woman trailer park

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: contagious mint mediation

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: Unholy Space

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Trip stage hairy legs

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: Unholy Space

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: Trip stage hairy legs

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: Unholy Space

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: twinkling comical private investor

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: Awkward erotic heaven mexican

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: titillating temple ratface

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: Vibrant Queen Of The Night Garrison

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Tan Preventive Strike Step-uncle's House

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: Trip stage hairy legs

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Maize Gas Station Dysfunction

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: Trip stage hairy legs

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: Costumed Amber Trust Fund Wrinkle



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: coral excitant idea he suggested university



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: canary razzle-dazzle newt

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: dark orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: vigorous location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: Exhilarant Azure Philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: Tripping lettuce

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: slate dashing church



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: mind-boggling mischievous sweet tailpipe

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: Costumed Amber Trust Fund Wrinkle

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: Umber charismatic cuckold

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: canary razzle-dazzle newt

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: smoky stead ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23846473)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: Marvelous half-breed

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: rusted den

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: fragrant mahogany national boiling water

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: Black Sound Barrier

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: arousing chest-beating therapy genital piercing

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: Diverse slimy house

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: Costumed Amber Trust Fund Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: Exhilarant Azure Philosopher-king

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: irradiated indian lodge liquid oxygen

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: multi-colored black woman trailer park

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Bossy abode

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Mustard Racy Bawdyhouse Famous Landscape Painting

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Swollen stag film cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: Insane parlor

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: Hyperactive potus internal respiration

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good lascivious rehab mother

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: house-broken mental disorder hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: Sepia shrine

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: aquamarine harsh boistinker faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#29635776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Maize Gas Station Dysfunction



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: Bull Headed Avocado Set



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Bull Headed Avocado Set



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: house-broken mental disorder hall



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: Bull Headed Avocado Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#30045225)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Tank

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: aquamarine harsh boistinker faggot firefighter



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Yellow Well-lubricated Scourge Upon The Earth Yarmulke



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Heady Sadistic Theater Stage

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: sick son of senegal lay

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Heady Sadistic Theater Stage

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: startled plum foreskin sex offender



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: Bull Headed Avocado Set



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: Bull Headed Avocado Set



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: talented stubborn state



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: startled plum foreskin sex offender



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: startled plum foreskin sex offender



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