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i've fucked 10+ girls off YELP by searching for brazilian waxes

I make note of hot girls who give salon reviews where they m...
Very Tactful Trailer Park
  09/21/14
No fuckin way that is awesome
Violet bawdyhouse knife
  09/21/14
180 triangulation skills bro
Jet Karate
  09/21/14
DAT BIG DATA
jet-lagged stage
  09/21/14
I also have tons of stuff to talk about them with because I ...
Very Tactful Trailer Park
  09/21/14
what happens when some nerd makes an app to do all this and ...
jet-lagged stage
  09/21/14
still requires DAT human touch
Very Tactful Trailer Park
  09/22/14
not really. u could automate and optimize everything ur curr...
jet-lagged stage
  09/22/14
can't automate a cock in a WAXED SMOOTH pussy
Very Tactful Trailer Park
  09/22/14
it could do all the triangulation shit for you using an algo...
pontificating impressive ratface house
  09/22/14
link to that being enough to get cock into SILKY SMOOTH PUSS...
Very Tactful Trailer Park
  09/22/14
brother, a car is not going to drive you places by itself bu...
pontificating impressive ratface house
  09/22/14
this it should also be able to generate the likelihood th...
jet-lagged stage
  09/22/14
cr. tattoos, likes to smoke, single, # of swear words in pro...
pontificating impressive ratface house
  09/22/14
yes, instagram will be invaluable here
jet-lagged stage
  09/22/14
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pontificating impressive ratface house
  09/22/14
I am literally lolling at the thought of an indian programme...
Very Tactful Trailer Park
  09/22/14
9459435209432504 *Mike Judge taking notes furious...
pontificating impressive ratface house
  09/22/14
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awkward really tough guy
  09/24/14
still lolling @ this *smiles sheepishly* "are y...
awkward really tough guy
  09/25/14
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pale skinny woman
  01/03/15
Lmao
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  03/13/17
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Offensive Charismatic Circlehead
  09/13/18
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Blathering Piazza Philosopher-king
  11/13/14
(SOFTSKILLMASTERMAN)
Comical obsidian indian lodge
  09/22/14
NSA
Multi-colored judgmental locus
  09/21/14
that's rape
appetizing wrinkle
  09/21/14
something to be said for a "Brazilian wax" defense...
Very Tactful Trailer Park
  09/21/14
how do you know where they will be? do you just pick random ...
pontificating impressive ratface house
  09/22/14
(FATAL FLAW masterman)
jet-lagged stage
  09/22/14
someone has to be the aspie needle that pops the balloon.
pontificating impressive ratface house
  09/22/14
just cross-check across fb/4s check-ins bro
jet-lagged stage
  09/22/14
(roy hobbs to my wilford brimly)
Very Tactful Trailer Park
  09/22/14
highly-doobsian. I like it.
pontificating impressive ratface house
  09/22/14
not random. I can't give away full details but let's just sa...
Very Tactful Trailer Park
  09/22/14
I imagine that the average female yelp reviewer has reviewed...
pontificating impressive ratface house
  09/22/14
dude pretty sure he's not worried about going "full doo...
passionate claret associate feces
  09/22/14
also, how do you approach in each venue? you have some canne...
pontificating impressive ratface house
  09/22/14
brother I'm not just blasting out my resume to every jerb on...
Very Tactful Trailer Park
  09/22/14
really creepy, hilarious and impressive all at the same time...
pontificating impressive ratface house
  09/22/14
you don't understand the level of obsession many chicks have...
Very Tactful Trailer Park
  09/22/14
how much do the odds of 1st date anal increase if she has al...
jet-lagged stage
  09/22/14
I don't have any tats so that wouldn't be in my wheelhouse b...
Very Tactful Trailer Park
  09/22/14
" "doobsian FB-stalker shit" is a description...
pontificating impressive ratface house
  09/22/14
another thing is if they do have that many detailed reviews,...
pontificating impressive ratface house
  09/22/14
look man if you research enough of these dumb fucksluts and ...
passionate claret associate feces
  09/22/14
LINK to some reviews?
Multi-colored judgmental locus
  09/22/14
brother several of my poasts in this thread are sufficient t...
Very Tactful Trailer Park
  09/22/14
This nigga is giving posters fucking hope and they giving hi...
Comical obsidian indian lodge
  09/22/14
b-b-but AUTOMATION btw I fucking LOVE smooth waxed beautifu...
Very Tactful Trailer Park
  09/22/14
The aspie tells are so easy. They just fly off the screen l...
Comical obsidian indian lodge
  09/22/14
my friends and i come here every weds night for the trivia a...
Blathering Piazza Philosopher-king
  09/22/14
yeah but that's assuming she leaves a comment like this. alt...
pontificating impressive ratface house
  09/22/14
another important point: this method only works on people wh...
Blathering Piazza Philosopher-king
  09/22/14
I know jesus fucking christ
Very Tactful Trailer Park
  09/22/14
wow harrison blown up. did he blow up your balloon knot
passionate claret associate feces
  09/22/14
(faggot) not many reviews are of the "we come he...
pontificating impressive ratface house
  09/22/14
holy shit, harrison got gaped by a girl
Cerebral Coiffed Point Puppy
  09/22/14
guess she had to put some points on the bort at some point. ...
pontificating impressive ratface house
  09/22/14
alright fine, it was good, okay??? IT WAS GOOD.
pontificating impressive ratface house
  09/22/14
boom goes the dynamite
Concupiscible native organic girlfriend
  09/22/14
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cerise nofapping genital piercing toilet seat
  09/24/14
180 this thread delivered.
Comical obsidian indian lodge
  09/22/14
I wish this wasn't flame
stimulating chartreuse space
  09/22/14
the thing is, someone actually did come up with this. true ...
Blathering Piazza Philosopher-king
  09/22/14
"ymmv"
jet-lagged stage
  09/22/14
Self-confirmed not flame
Very Tactful Trailer Park
  09/22/14
icymi
Blathering Piazza Philosopher-king
  09/22/14
Unngh http://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=t5eyT7Wx_An...
Saffron talented institution
  09/22/14
yeah but: One Medical Group Category: Family Prac...
Very Tactful Trailer Park
  09/22/14
lol
Saffron talented institution
  09/22/14
1 fucking 80
Deep aphrodisiac mad-dog skullcap
  09/24/14
jfc
mind-boggling scarlet step-uncle's house trump supporter
  09/13/18
lol
Disrespectful plum business firm
  09/13/18
* plops down near yelp target at the neighborhood coffee sho...
stimulating chartreuse space
  09/22/14
1800000000
Blathering Piazza Philosopher-king
  09/25/14
Just msg them directly I yelp and compliment their foodie ae...
Grizzly Wonderful Lettuce Heaven
  09/25/14
sounds pretty CREEPY to message someone out of the blue like...
lavender hall
  09/25/14
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Blathering Piazza Philosopher-king
  11/12/14
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Very Tactful Trailer Park
  01/03/15
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Very Tactful Trailer Park
  12/24/15
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Very Tactful Trailer Park
  03/13/17
180 if true. Innovation!
Titillating dog poop incel
  09/13/18
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wait till biggus dickus hears of this
  05/11/26


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Date: September 21st, 2014 11:46 PM
Author: Very Tactful Trailer Park

I make note of hot girls who give salon reviews where they mention getting Brazilian waxes, then I triangulate where they are likely to hang out based on their dinner/club reviews, then I find them, kino, and BAM smooth-as-fuck pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26371764)



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Date: September 21st, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Violet bawdyhouse knife

No fuckin way that is awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26371783)



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Date: September 21st, 2014 11:49 PM
Author: Jet Karate

180 triangulation skills bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26371803)



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Date: September 21st, 2014 11:51 PM
Author: jet-lagged stage

DAT BIG DATA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26371824)



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Date: September 21st, 2014 11:57 PM
Author: Very Tactful Trailer Park

I also have tons of stuff to talk about them with because I can mimic their interests based on their extensive yelp reviews. it is ridiculous, connection is so deep that the first-night fuck is pretty much guaranteed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26371892)



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Date: September 21st, 2014 11:58 PM
Author: jet-lagged stage

what happens when some nerd makes an app to do all this and u lose ur edge?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26371898)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:03 AM
Author: Very Tactful Trailer Park

still requires DAT human touch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26371951)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:04 AM
Author: jet-lagged stage

not really. u could automate and optimize everything ur currently doing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26371963)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:06 AM
Author: Very Tactful Trailer Park

can't automate a cock in a WAXED SMOOTH pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26371978)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:18 AM
Author: pontificating impressive ratface house

it could do all the triangulation shit for you using an algorithm that shows a rough percentage likelihood of being in a given place on a given date based on data she has poasted to social media.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26372088)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: Very Tactful Trailer Park

link to that being enough to get cock into SILKY SMOOTH PUSSY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26372106)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:24 AM
Author: pontificating impressive ratface house

brother, a car is not going to drive you places by itself but that does not mean you cant use it to get around a lot more easily.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26372156)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: jet-lagged stage

this

it should also be able to generate the likelihood that they are dtf based on other publicaly available variables

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26372122)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:27 AM
Author: pontificating impressive ratface house

cr. tattoos, likes to smoke, single, # of swear words in profile, piercings, atheist/agnostic, steampunk/alt/hipster....etc.

also screens out women who keep all their social media posts private.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26372179)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:27 AM
Author: jet-lagged stage

yes, instagram will be invaluable here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26372188)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: pontificating impressive ratface house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26372193)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: Very Tactful Trailer Park

I am literally lolling at the thought of an indian programmer wearing an oversized Hilfiger polo and khakis fresh from the dryer lurching alongside a hot honey, hurridly shoving his phone into his pocket while she thinks she catches a glimpse of her yelp profile up on the screen, and saying, "you have been to this club three times in the past two months, have you not? I am also aware that you enjoyed your Brazilian wax from the salon." and then going home to RAGE on PUA forums that this method is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26372194)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: pontificating impressive ratface house

9459435209432504

*Mike Judge taking notes furiously for Silicon Valley*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26372200)



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Date: September 24th, 2014 12:27 AM
Author: awkward really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26385761)



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Date: September 25th, 2014 12:48 AM
Author: awkward really tough guy

still lolling @ this

*smiles sheepishly*

"are you jen87?"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26392563)



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Date: January 3rd, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: pale skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#27047498)



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Date: December 26th, 2015 11:45 AM
Author: Mahogany hideous location bbw

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#29456164)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 4:33 PM
Author: Odious school windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#32820968)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 9:21 AM
Author: Offensive Charismatic Circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#36800182)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 1:14 AM
Author: Blathering Piazza Philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26706469)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: Comical obsidian indian lodge

(SOFTSKILLMASTERMAN)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26372107)



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Date: September 21st, 2014 11:52 PM
Author: Multi-colored judgmental locus

NSA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26371834)



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Date: September 21st, 2014 11:53 PM
Author: appetizing wrinkle

that's rape

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26371842)



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Date: September 21st, 2014 11:55 PM
Author: Very Tactful Trailer Park

something to be said for a "Brazilian wax" defense: can't be asking for it much more clearly than to get a Brazilian. implied consent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26371867)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:00 AM
Author: pontificating impressive ratface house

how do you know where they will be? do you just pick random clubs/bars they review and show up at one of them each weekend? doesn't seem very likely to land a hit.

idk man this is pretty suspect...I see a lot of flaws in this method.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26371925)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:01 AM
Author: jet-lagged stage

(FATAL FLAW masterman)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26371933)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:02 AM
Author: pontificating impressive ratface house

someone has to be the aspie needle that pops the balloon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26371945)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:03 AM
Author: jet-lagged stage

just cross-check across fb/4s check-ins bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26371957)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:05 AM
Author: Very Tactful Trailer Park

(roy hobbs to my wilford brimly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26371973)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:07 AM
Author: pontificating impressive ratface house

highly-doobsian. I like it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26371984)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:05 AM
Author: Very Tactful Trailer Park

not random. I can't give away full details but let's just say I triangulate.

state ur flaws and if I can without pulling back the curtain too much, I'll gladly answer. it doesn't have the mass marketability of the LICK msg but no reason other bros couldn't create their own workable methods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26371970)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: pontificating impressive ratface house

I imagine that the average female yelp reviewer has reviewed some 5+ bars/restaurants/clubs, and might not even go out every weekend. seems like it would take a while.

unless you really do full on doobsian FB-stalker shit like fratty was talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26371995)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:09 AM
Author: passionate claret associate feces

dude pretty sure he's not worried about going "full doobs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26372004)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:10 AM
Author: pontificating impressive ratface house

also, how do you approach in each venue? you have some canned icebreaker or do you "subtly" try to ninja your way over to them and introduce yourself in a chill, fratty, natural way?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26372007)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:18 AM
Author: Very Tactful Trailer Park

brother I'm not just blasting out my resume to every jerb on monster. these are HIGHLY TAILORED approaches based on my research. If I see a chick at a chill cocktail lounge with the girls, well I know they have tried similar places in the past, and this chick loves drinks with whisky, but she went with some friends to some louder clubs a couple weekends ago and didn't like them, so its *walks up with my whisky cocktail* "hey this is a great place isn't it? much better than those douchy clubs like _____ where you can't hear anyone talk. and the drinks are amazing, I've been really into whisky stuff lately like this ____"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26372094)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: pontificating impressive ratface house

really creepy, hilarious and impressive all at the same time. 180 if not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26372123)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:13 AM
Author: Very Tactful Trailer Park

you don't understand the level of obsession many chicks have with yelp. they have HUNDREDS of DETAILED reviews. think of the level of narcissism it takes to basically tell the world "this lady did a great job of making my PUSSY SILKY SMOOTH so I can go take HOT COCK."

and yes it does require in-depth profiling and research -- "doobsian FB-stalker shit" is a description I feel lacks nuance and appreciation for my art -- but rest assured this is no different from any dood trying to work a girl he wants to fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26372040)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:15 AM
Author: jet-lagged stage

how much do the odds of 1st date anal increase if she has also posted yelp reviews of tattoo parlours?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26372053)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Very Tactful Trailer Park

I don't have any tats so that wouldn't be in my wheelhouse but I like the way you think and may incorporate some fake tats into my regimen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26372118)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:16 AM
Author: pontificating impressive ratface house

" "doobsian FB-stalker shit" is a description I feel lacks nuance and appreciation for my art"

tyft

well brother I applaud your efforts and the method does seem to have some novelty. I don't think it would be for me since I like fucking fat chicks from okc for minimal effort, but to each his own.

pretty clever if you aren't full of shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26372067)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: pontificating impressive ratface house

another thing is if they do have that many detailed reviews, doesn't that make tracking them down even harder?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26372110)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: passionate claret associate feces

look man if you research enough of these dumb fucksluts and actually remember what dozens of them look like, sure this could work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26371999)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:10 AM
Author: Multi-colored judgmental locus

LINK to some reviews?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26372008)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:24 AM
Author: Very Tactful Trailer Park

brother several of my poasts in this thread are sufficient to teach you to fish, but if you want to also find some good fishing grounds, then google your city + yelp + Brazilian wax. be aware, fishing takes patience. you will find there will be many "nibbles" on ur pole that turn out to be old boots, tires, logs, other bros' lines, etc. but keep fishing and eventually you'll land something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26372157)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: Comical obsidian indian lodge

This nigga is giving posters fucking hope and they giving him semantics. A prophet will never be accepted in his homeland.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26372196)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:34 AM
Author: Very Tactful Trailer Park

b-b-but AUTOMATION

btw I fucking LOVE smooth waxed beautiful pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26372226)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: Comical obsidian indian lodge

The aspie tells are so easy. They just fly off the screen lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26372254)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: Blathering Piazza Philosopher-king

my friends and i come here every weds night for the trivia and $1 tacos!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26372204)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:33 AM
Author: pontificating impressive ratface house

yeah but that's assuming she leaves a comment like this. although....I guess that wouldn't be uncommon come to think of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26372219)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:35 AM
Author: Blathering Piazza Philosopher-king

another important point: this method only works on people who are female and post lots of yelp reviews, including one of a bikini wax (harrison)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26372229)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:35 AM
Author: Very Tactful Trailer Park

I know jesus fucking christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26372236)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:36 AM
Author: passionate claret associate feces

wow harrison blown up. did he blow up your balloon knot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26372239)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:37 AM
Author: pontificating impressive ratface house

(faggot)

not many reviews are of the "we come here every x night for the y dollar zs!!" variety.

but ...I guess...he could....target....you know what stfu. JUST STFU.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26372246)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 3:12 AM
Author: Cerebral Coiffed Point Puppy

holy shit, harrison got gaped by a girl

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Date: September 22nd, 2014 4:41 AM
Author: pontificating impressive ratface house

guess she had to put some points on the bort at some point. im still way ahead.

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Date: September 22nd, 2014 4:46 AM
Author: pontificating impressive ratface house

alright fine, it was good, okay??? IT WAS GOOD.

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Date: September 22nd, 2014 5:58 AM
Author: Concupiscible native organic girlfriend

boom goes the dynamite



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Date: September 24th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: cerise nofapping genital piercing toilet seat



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Comical obsidian indian lodge

180 this thread delivered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26372172)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 2:07 AM
Author: stimulating chartreuse space

I wish this wasn't flame

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Date: September 22nd, 2014 4:33 AM
Author: Blathering Piazza Philosopher-king

the thing is, someone actually did come up with this. true or not, its fucking 1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26372912)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 6:55 AM
Author: jet-lagged stage

"ymmv"

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Date: September 22nd, 2014 10:59 AM
Author: Very Tactful Trailer Park

Self-confirmed not flame

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Date: September 22nd, 2014 3:06 AM
Author: Blathering Piazza Philosopher-king

icymi

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Date: September 22nd, 2014 11:18 AM
Author: Saffron talented institution

Unngh

http://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=t5eyT7Wx_AnFstBgDcbD8A

"Jessica is wonderful. She's such a sweet person, who really cares about her clients. My brazilian waxes have all been fantastic. I have had literally nothing grow back in almost 2 weeks, and no ingrown hairs. And, the process itself is really not that terrible (coming from someone who has no pain tolerance). She talks to you the whole time to distract you, and while she's quick, she's also thorough. No stray hairs left. Unlike the praised Tammy at Polished, Jessica is thorough and her services are absolutely worth the money. And, it's very easy to book here! Highly recommended."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26373615)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: Very Tactful Trailer Park

yeah but:

One Medical Group

Category: Family Practice

Neighborhoods: Midtown West, Midtown East

5.0 star rating

8/28/2014

...I called the office on Tuesday this week, needing an appointment for a UTI/yeast infection (you know how uncomfortable these are, and how you really NEED to see someone and get oral medication if it gets out of hand).

....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26373634)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: Saffron talented institution

lol

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Date: September 24th, 2014 12:33 AM
Author: Deep aphrodisiac mad-dog skullcap

1 fucking 80

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Date: September 13th, 2018 9:02 AM
Author: mind-boggling scarlet step-uncle's house trump supporter

jfc

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Date: September 13th, 2018 9:06 AM
Author: Disrespectful plum business firm

lol

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Date: September 22nd, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: stimulating chartreuse space

* plops down near yelp target at the neighborhood coffee shop *

* pulls out iPhone and starts loudly talking to self *

"Waddup bro!"

"Hell yeah I caught the game last night. But hold up! Hold up! Have you tried that new Italian joint at the corner of 9th and Pearson?"

"Dawwwg. Dawwwg. C'mon man. You haven't lived. Listen, forget the game tonight. Try the spot. Have a glass of Malbec and you gotta try their Pannacotta. You gotta. To die for."

"I said forget the game tonight. Try the spot."

"You know what? Go fuck yourself! If you ain't a foodie fuck off!"

* throws down phone and abruptly leers at girl *

"Me? I'm a foodie. You ever try that frozen custard spot five blocks down?"

"Yeah yea that's the one. Only one word: orgasmic. right?"

"How bout that French bakery run by that Jap couple?"

"Oh you know it too? 'Who can have just one chocolate croissant when they're staring at you by the register.' Am I right?"

"What's that? Naw, we don't know each other. but I think we're having a foodie moment here."

"What? Alright. But real quick. Have you tried that sushi spot in our city that bourdain visited?"

"Why? I'm just asking. I'm feeling something special like your the kind of girl who would."

"How bout that new joint with the Hong Kong toast?"

"See! See! That's what I'm talking about. This is kooky we got sum thin real deep here."

"How bout those Macaroons at the corner of 37th and Jefferson?"

"I said I'm just asking already! We got a connection."

"I mean the new Ramen spot. 'The gold standard.' right?"

"Wait! This is how I talk with everybody!"

"I said I'm just asking already!"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26377259)



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Date: September 25th, 2014 2:02 AM
Author: Blathering Piazza Philosopher-king

1800000000

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Date: September 25th, 2014 12:56 AM
Author: Grizzly Wonderful Lettuce Heaven

Just msg them directly I yelp and compliment their foodie aesthetic. Instant pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2...id#26392595)



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Date: September 25th, 2014 12:57 AM
Author: lavender hall

sounds pretty CREEPY to message someone out of the blue like a STALKER

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Date: November 12th, 2014 4:08 AM
Author: Blathering Piazza Philosopher-king



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Date: January 3rd, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: Very Tactful Trailer Park



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Date: December 24th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: Very Tactful Trailer Park



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Date: March 13th, 2017 4:30 PM
Author: Very Tactful Trailer Park



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Date: September 13th, 2018 9:07 AM
Author: Titillating dog poop incel

180 if true. Innovation!

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Date: May 11th, 2026 9:24 AM
Author: wait till biggus dickus hears of this



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