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Swiped younger sister right on Tinder as a joke. She matched &

before I could message her "Haha" or something, sh...
Grizzly nursing home doctorate
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Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
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vivacious avocado step-uncle's house
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Indigo Den
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flesh odious indirect expression
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Hateful mexican
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Bronze legend
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its cliche to say "not flame" but its not. I wa...
Grizzly nursing home doctorate
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Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/09/14
HOW much younger
opaque dysfunction useless brakes
  10/09/14
11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the...
Grizzly nursing home doctorate
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Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/09/14
Im 28 bro. When I left home she was in the 2nd grade
Grizzly nursing home doctorate
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Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/09/14
Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?
fuchsia internal respiration double fault
  10/09/14
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Insecure office headpube
  10/09/14
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Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/09/14
send her a dick pic
Hateful mexican
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Insecure office headpube
  10/09/14
she's flaming u back u autistic wizard
infuriating faggot firefighter
  10/09/14
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Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/09/14
fuck her, and society, right in the ass
Peach round eye
  10/08/16
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fuchsia internal respiration double fault
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judgmental church philosopher-king
  10/09/14
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Jade Church Building
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Poppy Soul-stirring Corn Cake Coffee Pot
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unhinged wrinkle newt
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Naked Theater Stage Boistinker
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Magenta stage messiness
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fantasy-prone silver international law enforcement agency pisswyrm
  10/10/14
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beady-eyed base
  10/10/14
laughing so hard at this
Aromatic public bath
  10/18/14
what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it
haunting olive house
  10/08/16
https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z
Big sinister box office codepig
  10/06/25
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Slippery property ape
  05/15/22
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Poppy Soul-stirring Corn Cake Coffee Pot
  10/27/14
Depends. How attractive is she?
Passionate death wish
  10/09/14
not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread. ...
Appetizing genital piercing
  10/11/14
?
bonkers free-loading meetinghouse wagecucks
  10/11/14
imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.
Appetizing genital piercing
  10/11/14
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racy market jewess
  10/27/14
bump for columbus day
boyish lay
  10/06/15
At Christmas http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl
histrionic sooty preventive strike
  12/25/15
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nubile dopamine
  02/05/17
lol
drab supple multi-billionaire space
  10/09/14
Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your p...
Galvanic boltzmann crackhouse
  10/09/14
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Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/09/14
brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone ...
opaque dysfunction useless brakes
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Poppy Soul-stirring Corn Cake Coffee Pot
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Crusty Corner Organic Girlfriend
  10/10/14
He speaks for all of us
salmon juggernaut
  10/09/14
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Carnelian gas station milk
  10/09/14
Sounds like Festivus
fuchsia internal respiration double fault
  10/09/14
Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition not to me...
excitant tanning salon feces
  10/09/14
Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather tha...
dun provocative garrison
  10/09/14
yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interp...
Grizzly nursing home doctorate
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Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/09/14
lolol. Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day cele...
Adventurous Magical Digit Ratio Field
  10/09/14
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Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/09/14
cr try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped toppin...
infuriating faggot firefighter
  10/09/14
...
zippy whorehouse blood rage
  10/09/14
could send her a "rate this line" and then send th...
stirring haunted graveyard spot
  10/09/14
Shrewd
confused transparent plaza
  10/09/14
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Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/09/14
Twist: She already sent him the lick message.
Adventurous Magical Digit Ratio Field
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infuriating faggot firefighter
  10/09/14
180
Lavender hospital
  10/09/14
180
irradiated embarrassed to the bone pit masturbator
  10/09/14
180^180
judgmental church philosopher-king
  10/09/14
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Jade Church Building
  10/09/14
what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you w...
judgmental church philosopher-king
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Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/09/14
how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying aroun...
judgmental church philosopher-king
  10/09/14
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Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/09/14
"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh
opaque dysfunction useless brakes
  10/09/14
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Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/09/14
seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality
stirring haunted graveyard spot
  10/09/14
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judgmental church philosopher-king
  10/09/14
How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.
vivacious avocado step-uncle's house
  10/09/14
second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty s...
infuriating faggot firefighter
  10/09/14
...
bonkers free-loading meetinghouse wagecucks
  10/09/14
No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.
Thriller Affirmative Action
  10/09/14
wildly underrated
chrome piazza electric furnace
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Effete Scourge Upon The Earth Menage
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lake exhilarant school skinny woman
  10/10/20
You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you...
Wine place of business knife
  10/09/14
describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face
haunting olive house
  10/09/14
i have no recollection of posting in this thread
haunting olive house
  10/08/16
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marvelous sticky ticket booth
  10/31/16
OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?
bonkers free-loading meetinghouse wagecucks
  10/09/14
?
pea-brained exciting boiling water hell
  10/09/14
it's a serious issue bro
bonkers free-loading meetinghouse wagecucks
  10/09/14
(xo 2014)
idiotic nighttime gay wizard
  10/09/14
or 2013 or 2012 ... or 2004
Bat shit crazy insane resort partner
  10/09/14
a damning indictment.
Multi-colored orchestra pit incel
  10/11/14
180
Deranged Forum
  10/09/14
if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have jus...
Big-titted casino antidepressant drug
  10/09/14
cr. swiping overrides biology
bonkers free-loading meetinghouse wagecucks
  10/09/14
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judgmental church philosopher-king
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Crusty Corner Organic Girlfriend
  10/09/14
Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sist...
Carnelian gas station milk
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Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/09/14
Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not ...
Carnelian gas station milk
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Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/09/14
1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)
Big-titted casino antidepressant drug
  10/09/14
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Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
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...
Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/09/14
honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kin...
stirring haunted graveyard spot
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Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/09/14
And 10/10 xo women
Naked Theater Stage Boistinker
  10/10/14
Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking abo...
Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/09/14
Titcr Occam's razor bro
Naked Theater Stage Boistinker
  10/09/14
It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery
Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/09/14
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Chocolate clown
  10/11/14
you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime ...
Indigo Den
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Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/09/14
exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to m...
Indigo Den
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Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/09/14
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Poppy Soul-stirring Corn Cake Coffee Pot
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Indigo Den
  10/09/14
message back "well, at least one of us is hard."
Bearded Charismatic Site
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorro...
Grizzly nursing home doctorate
  10/09/14
lol
vivacious avocado step-uncle's house
  10/09/14
180
bonkers free-loading meetinghouse wagecucks
  10/09/14
lmao
unhinged wrinkle newt
  10/09/14
tyft
judgmental church philosopher-king
  10/09/14
Lol
Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/09/14
...
Apoplectic stag film
  10/09/14
This is good.
hairraiser dark personal credit line
  10/09/14
180 billion
Big-titted casino antidepressant drug
  10/09/14
well. fucking. played.
infuriating faggot firefighter
  10/09/14
very well executed, flame or not
Heady Awkward Stage Roast Beef
  10/09/14
...
Crusty Corner Organic Girlfriend
  10/09/14
180 this is great
Purple laughsome shrine yarmulke
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Jade Church Building
  10/11/14
The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?&...
violet vibrant new version
  10/09/14
yeah, this flame fucking sucks. diaf OP
Narrow-minded aphrodisiac station goyim
  10/09/14
Stfu we need this, badly.
Naked Theater Stage Boistinker
  10/09/14
(no fun guy)
yapping floppy dilemma
  10/09/14
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splenetic pink set friendly grandma
  06/05/18
(Guy who needs to STFU)
bateful address immigrant
  10/09/14
Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014
judgmental church philosopher-king
  10/09/14
UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a te...
Grizzly nursing home doctorate
  10/09/14
LOL homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pant...
Demanding sanctuary
  10/09/14
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Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/09/14
...
bateful address immigrant
  10/09/14
...
Poppy Soul-stirring Corn Cake Coffee Pot
  10/27/14
...
infuriating faggot firefighter
  10/09/14
oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?
stimulating national
  10/09/14
brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up...
dashing violent heaven
  10/09/14
u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and...
haunting olive house
  10/09/14
I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.
hairraiser dark personal credit line
  10/09/14
titcr
bateful address immigrant
  10/09/14
...
hairraiser dark personal credit line
  10/09/14
why is she nervous?
judgmental church philosopher-king
  10/09/14
Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.
vivacious avocado step-uncle's house
  10/09/14
...
Jade Church Building
  10/11/14
EDM sluts too YNY..
Indigo Den
  10/09/14
this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincide...
180 brunch
  10/09/14
get your phone charged, idiot you don't want a dead phone t...
Bat shit crazy insane resort partner
  10/10/14
Looks like a double date to me.
Cracking locus
  10/11/21
The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute?...
Grizzly nursing home doctorate
  10/09/14
Easy neg, just say she's your sister.
vivacious avocado step-uncle's house
  10/09/14
Post a pic of sis
salmon juggernaut
  10/09/14
fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her f...
judgmental church philosopher-king
  10/09/14
nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched wi...
stimulating national
  10/09/14
yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she re...
judgmental church philosopher-king
  10/09/14
MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has be...
Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/09/14
I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.
hairraiser dark personal credit line
  10/09/14
"MUCH more likely" tyft
fantasy-prone silver international law enforcement agency pisswyrm
  10/11/14
well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea ...
stimulating national
  10/09/14
nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on...
fantasy-prone silver international law enforcement agency pisswyrm
  10/11/14
box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not...
Mentally impaired frozen university
  10/09/14
underrated suggestion
Razzle-dazzle state
  10/11/14
selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thre...
vigorous tank
  10/09/14
This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.
anal talented kitty cat
  10/09/14
There is some next level shit happening here. In this thr...
Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/09/14
ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too...
Indigo Den
  10/09/14
DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWA...
Demanding sanctuary
  10/09/14
i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that...
Indigo Den
  10/09/14
...
stirring haunted graveyard spot
  10/10/14
...
Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/09/14
...
bateful address immigrant
  10/09/14
I've literally never been more excited in my life.
Naked Theater Stage Boistinker
  10/09/14
...
Sepia thirsty fat ankles
  10/09/14
...
bat-shit-crazy sapphire theater main people
  10/12/14
1800000000
Painfully honest mauve point stain
  10/09/14
I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.
bonkers free-loading meetinghouse wagecucks
  10/09/14
life is hard as shit they should fuck
Sepia thirsty fat ankles
  10/09/14
I really like this as just a general motto.
vivacious avocado step-uncle's house
  10/09/14
...
Crusty Corner Organic Girlfriend
  10/10/14
You need to fuck her right in the pussy.
bonkers free-loading meetinghouse wagecucks
  10/09/14
Loling hard
hairraiser dark personal credit line
  10/09/14
Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my b...
Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/09/14
homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread
Chocolate clown
  10/11/14
can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding...
Mahogany bearded principal's office mental disorder
  10/09/14
...
Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/09/14
there's prime real estate for sale further up.
vigorous tank
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim ...
Grizzly nursing home doctorate
  10/09/14
backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz
bonkers free-loading meetinghouse wagecucks
  10/09/14
fuckk me
Grizzly nursing home doctorate
  10/09/14
you have to fuck her now, it's done
bonkers free-loading meetinghouse wagecucks
  10/09/14
i know u IRL
haunting olive house
  10/09/14
god's work, friend OP- dem titties
Indigo Den
  10/09/14
...
Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/09/14
unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her
Passionate death wish
  10/09/14
*unzips pants* RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!
bateful address immigrant
  10/09/14
WTF NOOOOOO
Jet Azn Center
  10/10/14
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again
idiotic nighttime gay wizard
  10/10/14
fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!
Chocolate clown
  10/11/14
Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall
vivacious avocado step-uncle's house
  10/09/14
...
Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/09/14
multiple lols from reading this thread
Heady Awkward Stage Roast Beef
  10/09/14
discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make ...
haunting olive house
  10/09/14
...
haunting olive house
  10/10/14
...
Big-titted casino antidepressant drug
  10/09/14
i could see it
bonkers free-loading meetinghouse wagecucks
  10/09/14
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
diverse pearl turdskin school cafeteria
  10/09/14
BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s
judgmental church philosopher-king
  10/09/14
...
Crusty Corner Organic Girlfriend
  10/09/14
*ZOZO
mint razzmatazz ladyboy
  06/27/16
...
cerebral light background story
  10/09/14
OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.
Indigo Den
  10/09/14
The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive
beta arousing roommate bawdyhouse
  10/10/14
gunna need to see that pic again
titillating bbw
  10/10/14
WTF?
unhinged wrinkle newt
  10/10/14
UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover an...
Grizzly nursing home doctorate
  10/10/14
listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and ...
unhinged wrinkle newt
  10/10/14
...
bonkers free-loading meetinghouse wagecucks
  10/10/14
120
Painfully honest mauve point stain
  10/10/14
post the pic again
idiotic nighttime gay wizard
  10/10/14
...
hairraiser dark personal credit line
  10/10/14
Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happin...
Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/10/14
...
Indigo Den
  10/10/14
Do it for yourself, do it for each other.
Naked Theater Stage Boistinker
  10/10/14
Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occu...
salmon juggernaut
  10/10/14
TY, brother. That was deep.
Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/10/14
Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread
salmon juggernaut
  10/10/14
...
Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/10/14
180 thread have a great weekend bro
Sick Motley Reading Party
  10/10/14
UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, ...
Grizzly nursing home doctorate
  10/10/14
your mom knows and she is very proud
Bat shit crazy insane resort partner
  10/10/14
This bro. Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl ...
Adventurous Magical Digit Ratio Field
  10/10/14
...
translucent lascivious parlor trust fund
  10/11/14
so rong, so rite
glittery bespoke chad trailer park
  10/11/14
give in to nature, brother.
bonkers free-loading meetinghouse wagecucks
  10/10/14
...
Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/10/14
...
hairraiser dark personal credit line
  10/10/14
take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home....
balding indian lodge black woman
  10/10/14
work out first, then skip the shower.
bonkers free-loading meetinghouse wagecucks
  10/10/14
...
Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/10/14
Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unloc...
hairraiser dark personal credit line
  10/10/14
...
Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/10/14
What's for dinner?
Frum cruise ship
  10/10/14
Jack off in the shampoo bottle
salmon juggernaut
  10/10/14
Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it...
Wine place of business knife
  10/10/14
180
ebony mind-boggling pozpig
  10/10/14
Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making he...
trip candlestick maker athletic conference
  10/10/14
This can be their Columbus Day thing.
Crusty Corner Organic Girlfriend
  10/10/14
she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she...
Passionate death wish
  10/10/14
she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him...
Wine place of business knife
  10/10/14
...
Crusty Corner Organic Girlfriend
  10/10/14
why would u go to jail bro
judgmental church philosopher-king
  10/10/14
even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.
emerald twisted chapel becky
  10/10/14
She can't handle how much she wants the dick. No, though,...
vivacious avocado step-uncle's house
  10/10/14
wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove ...
judgmental church philosopher-king
  10/10/14
...
Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/11/14
This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thre...
judgmental church philosopher-king
  10/10/14
...
Crusty Corner Organic Girlfriend
  10/10/14
it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/maj...
glittery bespoke chad trailer park
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not hom...
Grizzly nursing home doctorate
  10/11/14
*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning...
contagious gold hissy fit abode
  10/11/14
Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.
Comical azure theatre
  10/11/14
And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childho...
Grizzly nursing home doctorate
  10/11/14
omg
Passionate death wish
  10/11/14
wtfffff, this cannot be real
wonderful rusted nibblets area
  10/11/14
HAHAHAHAHA
spectacular lemon rigpig
  10/11/14
Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your...
cerebral light background story
  10/11/14
...
bonkers free-loading meetinghouse wagecucks
  10/11/14
...
spectacular lemon rigpig
  10/11/14
this isn't box but otherwise cr
topaz bull headed persian
  10/11/14
...
Crusty Corner Organic Girlfriend
  10/11/14
honored but this isn't my work
Aromatic public bath
  10/18/14
...
Slap-happy razzle cumskin
  04/01/22
I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love...
red curious jew business firm
  10/11/14
oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.
Ruddy fragrant locale cuck
  10/11/14
...
Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/11/14
...
Poppy Soul-stirring Corn Cake Coffee Pot
  10/27/14
agreed, best thread of 2014 already
Electric Location
  10/11/14
Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothi...
spectacular lemon rigpig
  10/11/14
Creampie pics
Passionate death wish
  10/11/14
...
Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/11/14
Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position
Electric Location
  10/11/14
...
haunting olive house
  10/11/14
ROFL mr wubbly u fuckin slut
infuriating faggot firefighter
  10/11/14
Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful
salmon juggernaut
  10/11/14
...
Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/11/14
...
Thriller Affirmative Action
  11/21/15
ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY
Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/11/14
...
translucent lascivious parlor trust fund
  10/11/14
...
Crusty Corner Organic Girlfriend
  10/11/14
...
infuriating faggot firefighter
  10/11/14
*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*
Poppy Soul-stirring Corn Cake Coffee Pot
  10/27/14
lmfao
excitant tanning salon feces
  10/11/14
amazing
Swashbuckling gaming laptop range
  10/11/14
Holy shit, can't stop LOLing
hairraiser dark personal credit line
  10/11/14
180
vivacious avocado step-uncle's house
  10/11/14
...
stirring haunted graveyard spot
  10/11/14
...
Crusty Corner Organic Girlfriend
  10/11/14
OH GOD, OH-
Poppy Soul-stirring Corn Cake Coffee Pot
  10/27/14
OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA&qu...
shivering voyeur
  10/11/14
Not the point you turd
red curious jew business firm
  10/11/14
FUCKING DOOBS
spectacular lemon rigpig
  10/11/14
nice work, ape detective doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at l...
infuriating faggot firefighter
  10/11/14
Seriously.
Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/11/14
did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you...
Ruddy fragrant locale cuck
  10/11/14
...
topaz bull headed persian
  10/11/14
180. And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.
tattoo
  10/11/14
long overdue 180 to this one
Lavender hospital
  03/28/16
...
Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/11/14
...
Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/11/14
...
judgmental church philosopher-king
  10/11/14
fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch ...
maize house-broken home
  10/11/14
...
alcoholic famous landscape painting parlour
  10/11/14
...
judgmental church philosopher-king
  10/11/14
plz poast
fishy senate quadroon
  10/11/14
must need fap soon.
alcoholic famous landscape painting parlour
  10/11/14
co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS
Chocolate clown
  10/11/14
Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them poste...
Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/11/14
short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerle...
dun provocative garrison
  10/11/14
somebody pls respond
Razzle-dazzle state
  10/11/14
For the love of god
hairraiser dark personal credit line
  10/11/14
...
Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/11/14
lol the loving detail that went into this description, man
infuriating faggot firefighter
  10/11/14
you're a good dood
Razzle-dazzle state
  10/11/14
I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little frea...
Grizzly nursing home doctorate
  10/11/14
good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast
salmon juggernaut
  10/11/14
180 this thread is delivering.
jap
  10/11/14
I BELIEVE
jet-lagged institution laser beams
  10/11/14
describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls i...
haunting olive house
  10/11/14
plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again
Chocolate clown
  10/11/14
1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much durin...
Naked Theater Stage Boistinker
  10/11/14
...
Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/11/14
THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL
hairraiser dark personal credit line
  10/11/14
FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY
translucent lascivious parlor trust fund
  10/11/14
...
Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/11/14
lol 180
infuriating faggot firefighter
  10/11/14
OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand...
dun provocative garrison
  10/11/14
(NOT a Lannister fan)
Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/11/14
...
insanely creepy liquid oxygen lodge
  10/11/14
poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity
Naked Theater Stage Boistinker
  10/11/14
please delete. Let him write the story.
carmine stead french chef
  10/11/14
lol at people ITT believing the OP well done
Claret temple
  10/11/14
...
Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/11/14
never claimed to be a flame scholar
Claret temple
  10/11/14
uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180
opaque dysfunction useless brakes
  10/11/14
this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titilla...
clear associate
  10/11/14
(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relation...
Naked Theater Stage Boistinker
  10/11/14
(evan39)
Painfully honest mauve point stain
  10/11/14
you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the X...
Passionate death wish
  10/11/14
it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme wa...
clear associate
  10/11/14
http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg
Pearly Native
  10/11/14
keeping it real
carmine stead french chef
  10/11/14
...
Chocolate clown
  10/11/14
cr
pungent cuckoldry
  10/11/14
Amen.
Hyperventilating Half-breed Kitchen
  10/11/14
lol cr
Effete Scourge Upon The Earth Menage
  10/11/14
...
fantasy-prone silver international law enforcement agency pisswyrm
  10/11/14
...
infuriating faggot firefighter
  10/11/14
...
Crusty Corner Organic Girlfriend
  10/11/14
...
Poppy Soul-stirring Corn Cake Coffee Pot
  10/27/14
i can't see how this could end badly
Razzle-dazzle state
  10/11/14
...
Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/11/14
it's fucking awesome
Sepia thirsty fat ankles
  10/11/14
it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and th...
Razzle-dazzle state
  10/11/14
" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family ap...
Passionate death wish
  10/11/14
this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure...
Razzle-dazzle state
  10/11/14
what makes you an expert on consensual incest?
Passionate death wish
  10/11/14
i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature tee...
Razzle-dazzle state
  10/11/14
i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls ...
Sepia thirsty fat ankles
  10/11/14
180
Milky Rehab
  10/11/14
if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal fir...
Razzle-dazzle state
  10/11/14
...
Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/11/14
Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your ...
Puce Tantric Library Fanboi
  10/11/14
...
Sepia thirsty fat ankles
  10/11/14
(Really gullible person)
judgmental church philosopher-king
  10/11/14
On the other hand....YOLO!
dun provocative garrison
  10/11/14
counterpoint: they should do it
Sepia thirsty fat ankles
  10/11/14
fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they shou...
Razzle-dazzle state
  10/11/14
...
Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/11/14
We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year...
hairraiser dark personal credit line
  10/11/14
...
Naked Theater Stage Boistinker
  10/11/14
there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i ...
Painfully honest mauve point stain
  10/11/14
...
Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/11/14
i agree. one person is going to get their dick wet insid...
haunting olive house
  10/11/14
lol
autistic hominid
  10/11/14
underrated
stimulating national
  10/11/14
...
Rose out-of-control mood
  10/12/14
...
Poppy Soul-stirring Corn Cake Coffee Pot
  10/27/14
itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters
180 brunch
  10/11/14
So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?
Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/11/14
...
hairraiser dark personal credit line
  10/11/14
hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of thi...
180 brunch
  10/11/14
...
Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/11/14
been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight
180 brunch
  10/11/14
...
Poppy Soul-stirring Corn Cake Coffee Pot
  10/27/14
lol
Sienna alpha
  10/11/14
If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology
cerebral light background story
  10/11/14
Can I please have my dildo back?
khaki goal in life dog poop
  10/11/14
...
white sex offender
  10/11/14
180
jap
  10/11/14
180
opaque dysfunction useless brakes
  10/11/14
180
infuriating faggot firefighter
  10/11/14
...
fantasy-prone silver international law enforcement agency pisswyrm
  10/11/14
This is how I envision this thread going down: http://youtu...
Massive telephone
  10/11/14
...
dingle berry pervert
  10/11/14
that was a good thread
infuriating faggot firefighter
  10/11/14
This link is incredibly accurate. Sister in vid is hawt.
histrionic sooty preventive strike
  10/12/14
UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and tw...
Grizzly nursing home doctorate
  10/11/14
Nicely slow-played, OP.
dun provocative garrison
  10/11/14
...
bonkers free-loading meetinghouse wagecucks
  10/11/14
...
Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/11/14
180
jap
  10/11/14
OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend toni...
dun provocative garrison
  10/11/14
...
Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/11/14
I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is ...
dun provocative garrison
  10/11/14
I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you o...
Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/11/14
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&f...
Mentally impaired frozen university
  10/11/14
Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her d...
Travel Guidebook Old Irish Cottage
  10/11/14
Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notorio...
Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/11/14
u sir are the stockton to OP's malone
Naked Theater Stage Boistinker
  10/11/14
...
salmon juggernaut
  10/11/14
I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.
Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/11/14
...
judgmental church philosopher-king
  10/11/14
...
Poppy Soul-stirring Corn Cake Coffee Pot
  10/27/14
This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marr...
judgmental church philosopher-king
  10/11/14
This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I...
Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/11/14
Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf Go on...
judgmental church philosopher-king
  10/11/14
Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider...
Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/11/14
Go on...
Poppy Soul-stirring Corn Cake Coffee Pot
  10/27/14
...
Mentally impaired frozen university
  10/11/14
Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight
salmon juggernaut
  10/11/14
"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trai...
yellow keepsake machete brethren
  10/11/14
...
salmon juggernaut
  10/11/14
Brother, it was like you were actually there.
Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/11/14
gotta be this commercial, amirite? http://www.youtube.com...
Travel Guidebook Old Irish Cottage
  10/11/14
Yessir.
yellow keepsake machete brethren
  10/11/14
Sister: You're my present this year Brother: Well why don...
haunting olive house
  10/11/14
...
topaz bull headed persian
  10/11/14
...
Crusty Corner Organic Girlfriend
  10/11/14
Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.
startling dragon
  10/12/14
...
Poppy Soul-stirring Corn Cake Coffee Pot
  10/27/14
...
Rose out-of-control mood
  10/12/14
...
Poppy Soul-stirring Corn Cake Coffee Pot
  10/27/14
Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire ...
judgmental church philosopher-king
  10/11/14
...
Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/11/14
lol incestmos
wonderful rusted nibblets area
  10/11/14
Greatest flame thread in XO history?
fantasy-prone silver international law enforcement agency pisswyrm
  10/11/14
...
Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/11/14
Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the ti...
judgmental church philosopher-king
  10/11/14
...
Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/11/14
Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history t...
judgmental church philosopher-king
  10/11/14
TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people
Travel Guidebook Old Irish Cottage
  10/11/14
Doesn't change what I said This is probably the first thr...
judgmental church philosopher-king
  10/11/14
the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of h...
infuriating faggot firefighter
  10/11/14
JFC, that was a great thread
Poppy Soul-stirring Corn Cake Coffee Pot
  10/27/14
op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?
opaque dysfunction useless brakes
  10/11/14
...
turquoise rebellious hunting ground
  10/11/14
How has no one reposted the pic
abusive
  10/11/14
...
turquoise rebellious hunting ground
  10/11/14
Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker
judgmental church philosopher-king
  10/11/14
...
bonkers free-loading meetinghouse wagecucks
  10/11/14
Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for?...
judgmental church philosopher-king
  10/11/14
God fucking dammit
Apoplectic stag film
  10/11/14
What the fuck - it's doobs!!
red curious jew business firm
  10/11/14
anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo...
wonderful rusted nibblets area
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit off...
Grizzly nursing home doctorate
  10/11/14
cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pa...
infuriating faggot firefighter
  10/11/14
lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rap...
Mentally impaired frozen university
  10/11/14
Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to...
Naked Theater Stage Boistinker
  10/11/14
...
Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/11/14
...
dashing violent heaven
  10/11/14
Get help Doobs/Box
Burgundy Bipolar Queen Of The Night
  10/11/14
more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this....
maize house-broken home
  10/11/14
motherfucker give us the goddamn pic I'm a lifelong trust...
maize house-broken home
  10/11/14
UPDATE: maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate ...
Grizzly nursing home doctorate
  10/11/14
in on epic thread
Greedy macaca
  10/11/14
...
idiotic nighttime gay wizard
  10/11/14
...
Crusty Corner Organic Girlfriend
  10/11/14
Oh my
salmon juggernaut
  10/11/14
omg
saffron prole
  10/11/14
...
useless depressive
  10/11/14
delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart ...
infuriating faggot firefighter
  10/11/14
seriously. the man has a family, after all.
dun provocative garrison
  10/11/14
BAW GAWD
salmon juggernaut
  10/11/14
...
Crusty Corner Organic Girlfriend
  10/11/14
Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space
Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/11/14
What the fuck is going on
vivacious avocado step-uncle's house
  10/11/14
there's to be a fuck going on alright
saffron prole
  10/11/14
WHAT IN THE 180
lettuce deer antler
  10/11/14
GOOD LUCK, BROTHER
  10/11/14
what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stone...
Wine place of business knife
  10/11/14
Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is a...
Greedy macaca
  10/11/14
By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap th...
cerise idiot
  10/11/14
...
Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/11/14
fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pin...
contagious gold hissy fit abode
  10/11/14
...
180 brunch
  10/11/14
Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as...
Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/11/14
...
bat-shit-crazy sapphire theater main people
  10/12/14
thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.
trip candlestick maker athletic conference
  10/11/14
i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there...
Rough-skinned Brindle
  10/11/14
...
Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/11/14
...
fantasy-prone silver international law enforcement agency pisswyrm
  10/11/14
ungh so hard now.
Multi-colored orchestra pit incel
  10/11/14
wtf
cyan trump supporter
  10/11/14
Xo 2014: this is believable Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MI...
  10/11/14
bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar ...
contagious gold hissy fit abode
  10/11/14
Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a wait...
  10/11/14
Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit'...
khaki goal in life dog poop
  10/11/14
...
infuriating faggot firefighter
  10/11/14
...
Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/11/14
iwanttobelieve.jpg
infuriating faggot firefighter
  10/11/14
http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_...
Wine place of business knife
  10/11/14
Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally postin...
Travel Guidebook Old Irish Cottage
  10/11/14
was the Lucio moniker doobs?
ebony mind-boggling pozpig
  10/11/14
That's what I thought
Travel Guidebook Old Irish Cottage
  10/11/14
what lucio moniker? wat poast?
contagious gold hissy fit abode
  10/11/14
I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this ...
lettuce deer antler
  10/11/14
Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.
Travel Guidebook Old Irish Cottage
  10/11/14
...
infuriating faggot firefighter
  10/11/14
The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reac...
Mentally impaired frozen university
  10/11/14
Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A G...
lettuce deer antler
  10/11/14
...
Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/11/14
...
judgmental church philosopher-king
  10/11/14
Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at so...
khaki goal in life dog poop
  10/11/14
Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy We salute you.
Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/11/14
...
infuriating faggot firefighter
  10/11/14
You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinof...
crystalline sandwich
  10/11/14
CRIMINALLY underrated poast
factory reset button
  11/21/15
...
yellow keepsake machete brethren
  10/11/14
...
Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/11/14
gtfo
Chocolate clown
  10/12/14
...
Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/11/14
To be fair, Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't ...
Lime Mad-dog Skullcap
  10/11/14
Holy shit
red curious jew business firm
  10/11/14
?
Demanding sanctuary
  10/11/14
...
garnet marketing idea
  10/11/14
180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end ...
harsh stock car
  10/11/14
i think it is :(
Painfully honest mauve point stain
  10/11/14
If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort ...
harsh stock car
  10/11/14
good self deprecation
saffron prole
  10/11/14
...
garnet marketing idea
  10/11/14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU
tan circlehead
  10/11/14
lol
infuriating faggot firefighter
  10/12/14
180, this is a goat thread
fantasy-prone silver international law enforcement agency pisswyrm
  10/12/14
180
Medicated snowy cuckold
  10/12/14
update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie...
Grizzly nursing home doctorate
  10/11/14
120
Galvanic boltzmann crackhouse
  10/11/14
Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style ...
salmon juggernaut
  10/11/14
Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up li...
fantasy-prone silver international law enforcement agency pisswyrm
  10/11/14
...
Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/11/14
what song is playing?
fantasy-prone silver international law enforcement agency pisswyrm
  10/11/14
Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u
Naked Theater Stage Boistinker
  10/11/14
dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick...
Cobalt kitty
  10/12/14
...
spectacular lemon rigpig
  10/12/14
being too drunk is going to ruin this
Heady Awkward Stage Roast Beef
  10/12/14
u need to fuck ur sister u owe us
Sepia thirsty fat ankles
  10/12/14
...
maize house-broken home
  12/06/14
...
spectacular lemon rigpig
  10/12/14
shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular her...
canary windowlicker
  10/12/14
Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook: ht...
buck-toothed mad cow disease gaping
  10/12/14
...
Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/12/14
Holy shit holy shit
Grizzly nursing home doctorate
  10/12/14
Well!?
Apoplectic stag film
  10/12/14
...
spectacular lemon rigpig
  10/12/14
plz respond
Sepia thirsty fat ankles
  10/12/14
I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the...
pea-brained exciting boiling water hell
  10/12/14
just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.
topaz bull headed persian
  10/12/14
Well?
trip candlestick maker athletic conference
  10/12/14
It is the clutch situation of the season. ...
impertinent cream idea he suggested
  10/12/14
what's it gonna be boy
Demanding sanctuary
  10/12/14
180000000
jap
  10/12/14
??
unhinged wrinkle newt
  10/12/14
??? ! ???
Crusty Corner Organic Girlfriend
  10/12/14
Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY ...
Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/12/14
more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on th...
drunken
  10/12/14
Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame as...
vivacious avocado step-uncle's house
  10/12/14
...
Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/12/14
K, ty.
vivacious avocado step-uncle's house
  10/12/14
Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting cau...
Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/12/14
Double post, sorry.
vivacious avocado step-uncle's house
  10/12/14
My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also fe...
Grizzly nursing home doctorate
  10/12/14
...
Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/12/14
...
Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/12/14
...this is getting dark
Chocolate clown
  10/12/14
right? really didn't expect this story to get dark, given...
Demanding sanctuary
  10/12/14
As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?
Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/12/14
...
salmon juggernaut
  10/12/14
...
cerise idiot
  10/12/14
She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started d...
yellow keepsake machete brethren
  10/12/14
please proceed. tyia
carmine stead french chef
  10/12/14
Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story ...
Heady Awkward Stage Roast Beef
  10/12/14
yeah, and after everyone warned him!!
Razzle-dazzle state
  10/12/14
she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180
Painfully honest mauve point stain
  10/12/14
please continue
Rose out-of-control mood
  10/12/14
"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think...
Sepia thirsty fat ankles
  10/12/14
"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at th...
yellow keepsake machete brethren
  10/12/14
I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro
Federal Pocket Flask
  10/12/14
(Lannister Fan)
Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/12/14
...
judgmental church philosopher-king
  10/12/14
go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impreg...
Passionate death wish
  10/12/14
...
Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/12/14
link for research poirposes?
judgmental church philosopher-king
  10/12/14
UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn'...
filthpig
  10/12/14
(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.) ...
Grizzly nursing home doctorate
  10/12/14
(guy taking his flame way too seriously)
filthpig
  10/12/14
sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today ma...
Grizzly nursing home doctorate
  10/12/14
WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!
Electric Location
  10/12/14
I don't know what to think anymore
Federal Pocket Flask
  10/12/14
ty
haunting olive house
  10/12/14
Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone th...
Federal Pocket Flask
  10/12/14
To get the deets on the Columbus day thing
filthpig
  10/12/14
And scene.
fantasy-prone silver international law enforcement agency pisswyrm
  10/12/14
nigger
haunting olive house
  10/12/14
Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.
fantasy-prone silver international law enforcement agency pisswyrm
  10/12/14
This post is NON-CANNON
fantasy-prone silver international law enforcement agency pisswyrm
  10/12/14
It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened
filthpig
  10/12/14
...
Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/12/14
...
Claret temple
  10/12/14
...
fantasy-prone silver international law enforcement agency pisswyrm
  10/12/14
Shameful display, brother. Go write your own thread with ...
Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/12/14
...
contagious gold hissy fit abode
  10/12/14
real update, plz?
Razzle-dazzle state
  10/12/14
Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over ...
twinkling elastic band
  10/12/14
...
Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/12/14
Post 600!
Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/12/14
you guys realize this is all flame, right?
chest-beating misanthropic coldplay fan
  10/12/14
they wall want to fuck their sisters tho
cyan trump supporter
  10/12/14
You don't?
confused transparent plaza
  10/12/14
...
Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/12/14
FINAL UPDATE: The reenactment was a disaster. I was hung...
Grizzly nursing home doctorate
  10/12/14
...
yellow keepsake machete brethren
  10/12/14
wtf
judgmental church philosopher-king
  10/12/14
youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before bu...
180 brunch
  10/12/14
need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in ...
judgmental church philosopher-king
  10/12/14
that stupid shit screamed tbf to me
180 brunch
  10/12/14
...
Cobalt kitty
  10/12/14
cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historica...
shivering voyeur
  10/12/14
also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style editL so...
180 brunch
  10/12/14
Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like...
lettuce deer antler
  10/12/14
sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the ...
180 brunch
  10/12/14
def owns dildo but he's just using pics from elsewhere
shivering voyeur
  10/12/14
this ending isn't very satisfying
Passionate death wish
  10/12/14
cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot o...
bonkers free-loading meetinghouse wagecucks
  10/12/14
it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and...
Bat shit crazy insane resort partner
  10/12/14
...
histrionic sooty preventive strike
  10/12/14
gross man thats ur sister
vigorous tank
  10/12/14
did u fuck or not
haunting olive house
  10/12/14
...
Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/12/14
180 Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you we...
judgmental church philosopher-king
  10/12/14
...
Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/12/14
120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this wa...
crystalline sandwich
  10/12/14
OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to...
Rough-skinned Brindle
  10/12/14
The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. Th...
dun provocative garrison
  10/12/14
Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in ti...
Federal Pocket Flask
  10/12/14
...
factory reset button
  11/21/15
...
sound barrier
  10/06/25
I like it. Good luck brother.
fantasy-prone silver international law enforcement agency pisswyrm
  10/12/14
You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitl...
cerebral light background story
  10/12/14
This is a great guess.
Crusty Corner Organic Girlfriend
  10/13/14
180, ty.
vivacious avocado step-uncle's house
  10/12/14
brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for...
citrine ceo
  10/12/14
180
sable
  10/08/16
This conclusion has aged surprisingly well
Adulterous karate
  10/31/16
...
factory reset button
  10/09/18
Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or m...
orchid really tough guy
  10/11/21
i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man a...
Disturbing
  10/12/14
"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world...
dingle berry pervert
  10/12/14
Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or...
lettuce deer antler
  10/12/14
love? he didn't know her your flame is equally obvious to t...
Bat shit crazy insane resort partner
  10/12/14
titc analysis
Aromatic public bath
  10/18/14
...
factory reset button
  10/09/18
well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl ...
trip candlestick maker athletic conference
  10/12/14
A+++++ i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread de...
Chocolate clown
  10/13/14
OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johns...
bat-shit-crazy sapphire theater main people
  10/13/14
Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with ...
khaki goal in life dog poop
  10/13/14
?
bat-shit-crazy sapphire theater main people
  10/13/14
...
Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall
  10/27/14
...
Federal Pocket Flask
  12/06/14
The total drop off of posting after the climax is really sho...
Naked Theater Stage Boistinker
  12/06/14
no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. T...
Wine place of business knife
  12/06/14
...
judgmental church philosopher-king
  04/07/15
...
dingle berry pervert
  04/11/15
http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amaz...
disrespectful
  04/22/15
...
unhinged wrinkle newt
  05/17/15
...
Mediation
  06/04/15
Not flame.
Naked Theater Stage Boistinker
  08/18/15
update?
gaped bistre
  10/06/15
...
Ocher toaster
  10/11/15
How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?
Federal Pocket Flask
  10/11/15
...
saffron prole
  10/12/15
Columbus day bump.
smoky striped hyena love of her life
  10/12/15
bump
Demanding sanctuary
  11/21/15
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
slate
  11/25/15
...
judgmental church philosopher-king
  12/24/15
Much better sistr thrras
judgmental church philosopher-king
  12/27/15
...
Mediation
  03/10/16
the beginning of the degenerate era
geriatric police squad selfie
  03/10/16
...
splenetic pink set friendly grandma
  03/28/16
...
Big sinister box office codepig
  06/27/16
PotY 2014
black sneaky criminal
  06/27/16
...
bat-shit-crazy sapphire theater main people
  08/21/16
...
pale gunner
  08/22/16
god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening...
judgmental church philosopher-king
  08/22/16
...
blue puppy
  09/13/16
fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck
  09/13/16
I;ve been here too long.
brass son of senegal ratface
  09/13/16
this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it wa...
  09/13/16
reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days wit...
blue puppy
  09/13/16
...
Poppy Soul-stirring Corn Cake Coffee Pot
  09/13/16
so who was the author, TBF?
blue puppy
  09/13/16
Game of ""
buff pistol
  09/13/16
i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?
blue puppy
  09/13/16
...
mischievous faggotry
  09/13/16
the author is definitely tbtp
pale gunner
  09/13/16
...
Ocher toaster
  10/08/16
The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both ve...
Peach round eye
  10/08/16
did they have a midget sibling, too?
Bat shit crazy insane resort partner
  10/31/16
:-)
cordovan foreskin
  10/08/16
still GOAT POTUS thread
judgmental church philosopher-king
  10/31/16
The POTUS of XODUS
cordovan foreskin
  10/31/16
you never know what could happen on that golden day that the...
angry twinkling uncleanness
  10/31/16
...
factory reset button
  10/09/18
...
histrionic sooty preventive strike
  11/21/16
...
judgmental church philosopher-king
  01/10/17
...
Vermilion Sweet Tailpipe
  02/04/17
...
histrionic sooty preventive strike
  02/04/17
...
cordovan foreskin
  02/04/17
Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen
Ivory Toilet Seat
  02/04/17
...
cordovan foreskin
  02/04/17
...
cordovan foreskin
  02/04/17
...
angry twinkling uncleanness
  02/05/17
...
cordovan foreskin
  02/08/17
...
godawful
  06/28/17
...
High-end water buffalo
  08/24/17
San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to In...
Seedy dead
  09/01/17
how has this not been bumped yet today
glassy generalized bond
  10/09/17
I can never remember the title keywords ty
Ivory Toilet Seat
  10/09/17
Columbus Day BUMP
wonderful rusted nibblets area
  10/09/17
There should be a Christmas episode of this story.
navy
  12/18/17
...
Coral psychic regret
  01/06/18
Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much
Bright volcanic crater
  01/06/18
...
mischievous faggotry
  02/06/18
...
Swashbuckling gaming laptop range
  06/12/18
pre-columbus day bump
angry twinkling uncleanness
  10/06/18
4 year bump
Seedy dead
  10/09/18
Happy Columbus Day!
Know-it-all
  10/09/18
...
irradiated embarrassed to the bone pit masturbator
  10/17/18
...
Startled spruce legal warrant
  05/19/19
...
Slap-happy razzle cumskin
  05/19/19
...
lettuce deer antler
  10/14/19
...
judgmental church philosopher-king
  05/05/20
...
Mustard Degenerate
  06/28/20
...
community account
  06/29/20
...
lettuce deer antler
  07/10/20
...
lake exhilarant school skinny woman
  10/10/20
Happy early Columbus Day to you too
onyx halford
  10/10/20
where are we on this?
irate scarlet potus
  10/10/20
TITCR
Filthy mother
  02/17/21
...
Know-it-all
  10/08/21
...
  02/17/21
...
lettuce deer antler
  10/11/21
So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgu...
Cracking locus
  10/11/21
The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the origi...
vengeful walnut weed whacker
  10/11/21
Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Colum...
vengeful walnut weed whacker
  10/11/21
...
Know-it-all
  10/07/22
...
hideous
  12/02/21
...
Shimmering Shitlib People Who Are Hurt
  10/07/22
fuck we missed Columbus Day
Flirting Fortuitous Meteor
  10/07/22
Man this makes me feel old
  10/07/22
Happy Columbus Day!
soggy
  10/10/22
...
hideous
  10/10/22
...
Trust If Aryan
  10/13/25
One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like ...
hideous
  11/23/22
...
dashing violent heaven
  05/06/23
...
aqua
  05/06/23
Time flies
Maroon party of the first part patrolman
  05/06/23
This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's...
smoky striped hyena love of her life
  05/06/23
...
Shimmering Shitlib People Who Are Hurt
  10/09/23
best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem ...
Flirting Fortuitous Meteor
  10/09/23
...
Big sinister box office codepig
  10/06/25
My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sis...
erotic
  10/09/23
...
angry twinkling uncleanness
  10/10/23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI
crimson elite crotch
  10/20/23
...
angry twinkling uncleanness
  10/20/23
...
cordovan foreskin
  10/20/23
DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME
amber nowag
  10/20/23
...
hideous
  10/20/23
...
Know-it-all
  10/20/23
...
domesticated flushed
  10/13/24
I was thinking about this thread earlier today
giraffe
  10/13/24
I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO :/
Grizzly nursing home doctorate
  10/13/24
good work, i remember this thread
dashing violent heaven
  10/13/24
Almost that time of year again ⛵️
sound barrier
  10/06/25
This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus...
---------------!!!!!!!!!!!!!-----------
  10/13/25


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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: Grizzly nursing home doctorate

before I could message her "Haha" or something, she wrote "i knew it, me too"

Im supposed to come home this weekend for this Columbus day thing my parents do. I dont know how to approach this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26485946)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26485970)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: vivacious avocado step-uncle's house



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: opaque dysfunction useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26485983)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Indigo Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26485985)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: flesh odious indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26485989)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Hateful mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Bronze legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486010)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Grizzly nursing home doctorate

its cliche to say "not flame" but its not.

I was using the Tools for Tinder app last night in order to check out girls in my hometown before I leave for there tomorrow. Hoping to arrange some pussy for an otherwise long boring weekend in the burbs.

Sure as shit, there she is. I figured Id swipe right, she wouldnt see it until I was there in town (in her local tinder pool) and then Id message "Haha, stop being a slut" or something stupid.

But we matched like a moment later, as if she had already swiped me right. And while I was puzzling over that I got her message.

conflicted and sort of ashamed here bro

xo flame aside, im embarrassed how much this turns me on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486020)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486040)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: opaque dysfunction useless brakes

HOW much younger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486042)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Grizzly nursing home doctorate

11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the oldest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486075)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486140)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: Grizzly nursing home doctorate

Im 28 bro.

When I left home she was in the 2nd grade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: fuchsia internal respiration double fault

Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: Insecure office headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486154)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:28 PM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Hateful mexican

send her a dick pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486043)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Insecure office headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: infuriating faggot firefighter

she's flaming u back u autistic wizard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486452)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:55 PM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488686)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: Peach round eye

fuck her, and society, right in the ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31586932)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: fuchsia internal respiration double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: judgmental church philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486352)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:09 PM
Author: Jade Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486654)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:45 PM
Author: Poppy Soul-stirring Corn Cake Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487209)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: unhinged wrinkle newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487269)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Naked Theater Stage Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487676)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:34 PM
Author: Magenta stage messiness



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: fantasy-prone silver international law enforcement agency pisswyrm



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: beady-eyed base



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: Aromatic public bath

laughing so hard at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26544107)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: haunting olive house

what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31586902)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Big sinister box office codepig

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#49330090)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:43 PM
Author: Slippery property ape



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: Poppy Soul-stirring Corn Cake Coffee Pot



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Passionate death wish

Depends. How attractive is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26485987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: Appetizing genital piercing

not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread.

Sophie the giraffe. Nigger, better luck next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498484)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: bonkers free-loading meetinghouse wagecucks

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Appetizing genital piercing

imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498511)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 12:21 PM
Author: racy market jewess



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Date: October 6th, 2015 10:56 AM
Author: boyish lay

bump for columbus day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#28910132)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: histrionic sooty preventive strike

At Christmas

http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#29451893)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: nubile dopamine



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: drab supple multi-billionaire space

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26485991)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Galvanic boltzmann crackhouse

Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486011)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486029)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: opaque dysfunction useless brakes

brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone in this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486045)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: Poppy Soul-stirring Corn Cake Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487216)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:35 AM
Author: Crusty Corner Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26490057)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: salmon juggernaut

He speaks for all of us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486218)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: Carnelian gas station milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: fuchsia internal respiration double fault

Sounds like Festivus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486074)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: excitant tanning salon feces

Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition

not to mention Columbus Day morning when you're a kid. so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: dun provocative garrison

Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather than indicating that she wanted to fuck you, "knew it, me too" meant "Ha, you use tinder to get ass just like I do!"?

EDIT: Tempted to delete this poast because it was made just a few minutes after the thread was created and long before the greatness of the thread was established. But I will leave it intact for posterity and an accurate historical record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486168)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Grizzly nursing home doctorate

yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interpretation. the main point is that I cannot believe how aroused i became wondering if there was another way to read it... and wondering and wondering if I should respond with subtle provocation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486174)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486184)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Adventurous Magical Digit Ratio Field

lolol.

Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day celebration when his lil sis slices his arm for coming from behind and aggressively rubbing her pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486177)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:33 PM
Author: infuriating faggot firefighter

cr

try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped topping?" or "it's xmas, should we go ahead and light ur yule log?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486465)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: zippy whorehouse blood rage



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: stirring haunted graveyard spot

could send her a "rate this line" and then send the lick message. see how she responds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486217)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: confused transparent plaza

Shrewd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486267)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486292)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: Adventurous Magical Digit Ratio Field

Twist: She already sent him the lick message.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486312)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: infuriating faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486470)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Lavender hospital

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486222)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:08 PM
Author: irradiated embarrassed to the bone pit masturbator

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: judgmental church philosopher-king

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486350)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Jade Church Building



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: judgmental church philosopher-king

what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you would b eon tinder???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486374)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: judgmental church philosopher-king

how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying around for him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486648)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486859)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: opaque dysfunction useless brakes

"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486868)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486882)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:41 PM
Author: stirring haunted graveyard spot

seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486513)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:10 PM
Author: judgmental church philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486657)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: vivacious avocado step-uncle's house

How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:35 PM
Author: infuriating faggot firefighter

second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty santa maria costume is ignored, y?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486480)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:53 PM
Author: bonkers free-loading meetinghouse wagecucks



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Thriller Affirmative Action

No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486829)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:34 PM
Author: chrome piazza electric furnace

wildly underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489396)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: Effete Scourge Upon The Earth Menage



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: lake exhilarant school skinny woman



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: Wine place of business knife

You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you can judge her intents by what she sends you (and by good post them for us to help you judge).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486670)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:17 PM
Author: haunting olive house

describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486699)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:41 AM
Author: haunting olive house

i have no recollection of posting in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31586916)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: marvelous sticky ticket booth



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: bonkers free-loading meetinghouse wagecucks

OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486811)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: pea-brained exciting boiling water hell

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489124)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: bonkers free-loading meetinghouse wagecucks

it's a serious issue bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:41 PM
Author: idiotic nighttime gay wizard

(xo 2014)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486824)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy insane resort partner

or 2013

or 2012

...

or 2004

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486869)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Multi-colored orchestra pit incel

a damning indictment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500280)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: Deranged Forum

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486887)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: Big-titted casino antidepressant drug

if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have just texted or emailed him about it. the fact is that she swiped right, and acknowledged the mutual swipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487106)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: bonkers free-loading meetinghouse wagecucks

cr. swiping overrides biology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487109)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: judgmental church philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487131)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:25 PM
Author: Crusty Corner Organic Girlfriend



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: Carnelian gas station milk

Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sisters do not want to fuck their brothers. If you are of that 90%, you would think pretending to want to fuck your brother is hilarious because it isn't in the realm of possibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487115)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: Carnelian gas station milk

Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not want to fuck) and thought it was funny that she was looking for dudes on Tinder so you swipe right to let her know that you know she is on Tinder.

Then you send her a funny text message in case she doesn't check Tinder and you want her to know you saw her.

Now, what don't you get?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487266)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: Big-titted casino antidepressant drug

1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487243)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487283)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: stirring haunted graveyard spot

honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kinky shit going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:14 PM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487705)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:39 PM
Author: Naked Theater Stage Boistinker

And 10/10 xo women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26492431)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:34 PM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall

Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking about it before she sure as shit is now...

...and she is NOT repulsed. Which only leaves one other possibility...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487120)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Naked Theater Stage Boistinker

Titcr Occam's razor bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487127)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall

It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487139)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:48 AM
Author: Chocolate clown



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Indigo Den

you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime GSA territory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487137)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: Indigo Den

exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to mate as homogeneously as possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487167)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Poppy Soul-stirring Corn Cake Coffee Pot



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:56 PM
Author: Indigo Den



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: Bearded Charismatic Site

message back "well, at least one of us is hard."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487147)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Grizzly nursing home doctorate

UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorrow, packing tonight, and wanted to know if there's anything I should bring from the city.

At the end of the call she was like, "I think [your sister] wants to talk to you...." I heard her set down the phone and call my little sister over, then there were sounds like my sister was whispering "no! no!" and running off, then my mom was like, "welp guess not".

This is getting awkward as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487321)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: vivacious avocado step-uncle's house

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487332)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: bonkers free-loading meetinghouse wagecucks

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487334)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: unhinged wrinkle newt

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:23 PM
Author: judgmental church philosopher-king

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487379)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:26 PM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487397)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Apoplectic stag film



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: hairraiser dark personal credit line

This is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487762)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Big-titted casino antidepressant drug

180 billion

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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: infuriating faggot firefighter

well. fucking. played.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488450)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: Heady Awkward Stage Roast Beef

very well executed, flame or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488987)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: Crusty Corner Organic Girlfriend



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:23 PM
Author: Purple laughsome shrine yarmulke

180 this is great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26495347)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Jade Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: violet vibrant new version

The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487322)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: Narrow-minded aphrodisiac station goyim

yeah, this flame fucking sucks.

diaf OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Naked Theater Stage Boistinker

Stfu we need this, badly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487419)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: yapping floppy dilemma

(no fun guy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487680)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: splenetic pink set friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#36187371)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: bateful address immigrant

(Guy who needs to STFU)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489501)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: judgmental church philosopher-king

Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:15 PM
Author: Grizzly nursing home doctorate

UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a text from my little sister's little HS friend asking me to go with them to some show that my sister is supposedly "nervous" about.

http://i.imgur.com/tk0SXPQ.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488015)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:18 PM
Author: Demanding sanctuary

LOL

homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pants around ankles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488378)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: bateful address immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489504)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Poppy Soul-stirring Corn Cake Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26597194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: infuriating faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488455)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:23 PM
Author: stimulating national

oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488091)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: dashing violent heaven

brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:31 PM
Author: haunting olive house

u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and extra wet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: hairraiser dark personal credit line

I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488157)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: bateful address immigrant

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489507)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: hairraiser dark personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488151)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: judgmental church philosopher-king

why is she nervous?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488159)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: vivacious avocado step-uncle's house

Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488269)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: Jade Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496366)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: Indigo Den

EDM sluts too YNY..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: 180 brunch

this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincidence!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488741)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy insane resort partner

get your phone charged, idiot

you don't want a dead phone to kill this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26492507)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: Cracking locus

Looks like a double date to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#43254482)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: Grizzly nursing home doctorate

The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute? lol"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488201)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: vivacious avocado step-uncle's house

Easy neg, just say she's your sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: salmon juggernaut

Post a pic of sis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488282)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: judgmental church philosopher-king

fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her friend that she has a crush on her brother :( it's too early to give out that info and she would keep it sekret

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489387)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: stimulating national

nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched with her older brother on tinder, leading to the friend's question to OP. this would also be consistent with little sister matching with him as a joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:21 PM
Author: judgmental church philosopher-king

yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she really did think of it as a joke and wasnt interested in him in that way. if she were shed be too embarrassed/sh to do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489665)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:27 PM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall

MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has been thinking about this topic and NO OTHER since the Tinder exchange.

She probably sold it as a half joke and the friend proposed they invite him out. Now she is excited but trying to keep her friend from finding out the entire truth.

Easily the most rational explanation.

What exactly are you driving at, brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: hairraiser dark personal credit line

I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: fantasy-prone silver international law enforcement agency pisswyrm

"MUCH more likely"

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499062)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:55 PM
Author: stimulating national

well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea is FIRMLY planted in her head now...she could also have acted like it was a joke to her friend to gauge her reaction and feel out the situation. I think homeless is on the right track here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489861)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: fantasy-prone silver international law enforcement agency pisswyrm

nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on the next level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499058)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:46 PM
Author: Mentally impaired frozen university

box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not weird then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488250)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle state

underrated suggestion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497893)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: vigorous tank

selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488370)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: anal talented kitty cat

This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488383)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:08 PM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall

There is some next level shit happening here.

In this thread, even you and I can be united around a good cause.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488392)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: Indigo Den

ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488399)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:12 PM
Author: Demanding sanctuary

DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWAG at 3am on Saturday night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488412)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: Indigo Den

i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that nowag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488426)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:19 AM
Author: stirring haunted graveyard spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26491274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488475)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: bateful address immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489555)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:26 PM
Author: Naked Theater Stage Boistinker

I've literally never been more excited in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488502)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: Sepia thirsty fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy sapphire theater main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502997)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:31 PM
Author: Painfully honest mauve point stain

1800000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488541)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: bonkers free-loading meetinghouse wagecucks

I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488557)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: Sepia thirsty fat ankles

life is hard as shit they should fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488570)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: vivacious avocado step-uncle's house

I really like this as just a general motto.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488580)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:07 PM
Author: Crusty Corner Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26495578)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: bonkers free-loading meetinghouse wagecucks

You need to fuck her right in the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488701)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:49 PM
Author: hairraiser dark personal credit line

Loling hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489838)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall

Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my basement while my wife is sleeping.

I make no apologies, either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488712)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:53 AM
Author: Chocolate clown

homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Mahogany bearded principal's office mental disorder

can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding me. maybe feed your baby sis and her friend some LABATTs b4 the EDM show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488747)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:06 PM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488761)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: vigorous tank

there's prime real estate for sale further up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488837)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:13 PM
Author: Grizzly nursing home doctorate

UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim Beam beacuase I don't know what the fuck to do here brothers.... what the fuck.... why am i so turned on by this. in sure she is meaning this innocently. fuck me

Here is her tinder, but in sure that when i sober up i am going too take this link down



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488806)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: bonkers free-loading meetinghouse wagecucks

backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488817)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: Grizzly nursing home doctorate

fuckk me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488825)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: bonkers free-loading meetinghouse wagecucks

you have to fuck her now, it's done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488831)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: haunting olive house

i know u IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488979)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: Indigo Den

god's work, friend

OP- dem titties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488988)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489114)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: Passionate death wish

unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: bateful address immigrant

*unzips pants*

RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489565)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: Jet Azn Center

WTF NOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26491508)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:14 AM
Author: idiotic nighttime gay wizard

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26491543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:54 AM
Author: Chocolate clown

fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497524)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: vivacious avocado step-uncle's house

Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488822)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:21 PM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489289)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: Heady Awkward Stage Roast Beef

multiple lols from reading this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489033)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: haunting olive house

discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make sure u really get all up in that 17 year old asshold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489069)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: haunting olive house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26490008)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: Big-titted casino antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489185)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: bonkers free-loading meetinghouse wagecucks

i could see it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489211)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:58 PM
Author: diverse pearl turdskin school cafeteria

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489544)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: judgmental church philosopher-king

BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489295)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: Crusty Corner Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489569)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 8:00 PM
Author: mint razzmatazz ladyboy

*ZOZO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#30804700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:46 PM
Author: cerebral light background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489820)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Indigo Den

OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: beta arousing roommate bawdyhouse

The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489991)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: titillating bbw

gunna need to see that pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26490004)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:30 AM
Author: unhinged wrinkle newt

WTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26491121)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:33 AM
Author: Grizzly nursing home doctorate

UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover and the FEAR. It took about 90 seconds to remember I had spent the night jerking off to thoughts about my sister, posting her picture on XO, and MAKING A FUCKING DATE WITH HER FOR SATURDAY NIGHT.

Ive had some lows, brothers, but this is really bad

I'm supposed to show up at my parents around 5. Thinking I may just cancel on this whole columbus day thing. crawl in bed and die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26491617)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:38 AM
Author: unhinged wrinkle newt

listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and draft some good flame for tomorrow night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26491646)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:40 AM
Author: bonkers free-loading meetinghouse wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26491657)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: Painfully honest mauve point stain

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26491648)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:42 AM
Author: idiotic nighttime gay wizard

post the pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26491664)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:03 PM
Author: hairraiser dark personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26494388)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:52 AM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall

Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happiness.

Don't constrain yourself with artificial morals. All of XO is behind you so clearly a large group of people see absolutely nothing wrong with 2 people fulfilling fantasies

You've come this far... See where it goes.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26491732)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:51 PM
Author: Indigo Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26492491)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Naked Theater Stage Boistinker

Do it for yourself, do it for each other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26492767)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: salmon juggernaut

Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occur and the atoms that made up the load on your sister will be just another casualty of entropy, forever floating still through the dark reaches of infinite time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26492831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall

TY, brother. That was deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26493192)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: salmon juggernaut

Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26493438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:59 PM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26494371)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:58 PM
Author: Sick Motley Reading Party

180 thread have a great weekend bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26493421)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:34 PM
Author: Grizzly nursing home doctorate

UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, except now perverted and shame-ridden as hell.

When I was lounging about the kitchen my mom asked, "Were you teasing [your sister] or something?"

I stuttered and probably turned red. "Why?"

"Because she was so nervous to see you. When she found out you were coming home tonight," [the original plan was for me to arrive tomorrow], "she got all frantic. He's coming home tonight?" She went out with Julie.

I sort of shrugged and died inside.

So, anyway, she's not around. I've walked past her bedroom door like five times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26494278)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy insane resort partner

your mom knows

and she is very proud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26494284)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Adventurous Magical Digit Ratio Field

This bro.

Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl gone movie.

*dad interrupts* dad: I think it is gone girl.

Mom: oh yea, Gone girl. Either way, you amd your sister have a nice time. There is casserole in the oven, some salad in the fridge and some lube, condoms and anal beads under the kitchen sink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26494509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: translucent lascivious parlor trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: glittery bespoke chad trailer park

so rong, so rite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500303)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: bonkers free-loading meetinghouse wagecucks

give in to nature, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26494285)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:44 PM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26494318)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: hairraiser dark personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26494397)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: balding indian lodge black woman

take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26494432)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: bonkers free-loading meetinghouse wagecucks

work out first, then skip the shower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26494435)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26494438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: hairraiser dark personal credit line

Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unlocked, call for sister to bring him towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26494507)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26494587)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:23 PM
Author: Frum cruise ship

What's for dinner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26494485)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: salmon juggernaut

Jack off in the shampoo bottle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26494861)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: Wine place of business knife

Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it is clear your sister cannot handle this - there is no way if you bang her she is going to keep it under wraps, and then your parents will know and disown you and you might even go to jail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26495321)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: ebony mind-boggling pozpig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26495335)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: trip candlestick maker athletic conference

Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making her crazy. The only way to cure a woman's sexual hysterics are to fuck it out of them. Tension gone, problem solved, at least until next Columbus Day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26495337)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Crusty Corner Organic Girlfriend

This can be their Columbus Day thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26495592)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: Passionate death wish

she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she keep it under wraps to protect him? FUCK YOU for trying to ruin this perfect relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26495341)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: Wine place of business knife

she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him about it

she's acting weird as shit in front of their mom so that their mom is ALREADY asking questions

honestly, it sounds more like he swiped left on his 13 yo sister than 17 - I would have thought a 17 yo girl would be a little cooler about the whole thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26495430)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: Crusty Corner Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26495589)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: judgmental church philosopher-king

why would u go to jail bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26495433)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: emerald twisted chapel becky

even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26495456)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: vivacious avocado step-uncle's house

She can't handle how much she wants the dick.

No, though, this is credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26495448)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: judgmental church philosopher-king

wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove u both wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26495512)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:39 AM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496843)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: judgmental church philosopher-king

This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thread if op plays it right. Op PLEASE don't ruin the flame by blowing out too early or making it too unrealistic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26495568)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Crusty Corner Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26495591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: glittery bespoke chad trailer park

it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/major flame disruptions at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:05 AM
Author: Grizzly nursing home doctorate

UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not home, and Im stting in my childhood bedroom, surrounded by Eminem posters, drinking my dad's Chivas, when I got these text messages

http://imgur.com/4NSihYS

Mr. Wubbly is some stupid red elephant that I got for her when she was like 13

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496289)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: contagious gold hissy fit abode

*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning her cunnus*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496310)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Comical azure theatre

Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497849)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Grizzly nursing home doctorate

And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childhood home, I go into her room and find the elephant.

Brothers this is not a joke and this is not flame. Im losing my shit. I dont know what to do

http://imgur.com/lSaGWoB

http://imgur.com/Fnoqdjc

http://imgur.com/JssgoKC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:09 AM
Author: Passionate death wish

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496318)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:10 AM
Author: wonderful rusted nibblets area

wtfffff, this cannot be real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496320)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 AM
Author: spectacular lemon rigpig

HAHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496328)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: cerebral light background story

Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496345)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: bonkers free-loading meetinghouse wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496352)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: spectacular lemon rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496359)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: topaz bull headed persian

this isn't box but otherwise cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Crusty Corner Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500279)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: Aromatic public bath

honored but this isn't my work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26544177)



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Date: April 1st, 2022 9:29 PM
Author: Slap-happy razzle cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#44262399)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: red curious jew business firm

I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love this man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496368)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: Ruddy fragrant locale cuck

oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:35 AM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496834)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: Poppy Soul-stirring Corn Cake Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26597571)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Electric Location

agreed, best thread of 2014 already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496380)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: spectacular lemon rigpig

Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothing else ITT will compare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496387)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: Passionate death wish

Creampie pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 AM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Electric Location

Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496389)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: haunting olive house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496396)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: infuriating faggot firefighter

ROFL

mr wubbly u fuckin slut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496403)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: salmon juggernaut

Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496405)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:04 PM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498779)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: Thriller Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#29224039)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:31 AM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall

ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496820)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: translucent lascivious parlor trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498388)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Crusty Corner Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500288)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:57 PM
Author: infuriating faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500336)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: Poppy Soul-stirring Corn Cake Coffee Pot

*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26597573)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: excitant tanning salon feces

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497644)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: Swashbuckling gaming laptop range

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498221)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: hairraiser dark personal credit line

Holy shit, can't stop LOLing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498308)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: vivacious avocado step-uncle's house

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498537)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: stirring haunted graveyard spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498899)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Crusty Corner Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500285)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: Poppy Soul-stirring Corn Cake Coffee Pot

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26597570)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:36 AM
Author:  shivering voyeur

OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1935149&mc=3&forum_id=2

So this is almost assuredly a Doobs alt.

But perhaps it is Box given unusual interest in her pics: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924060&forum_id=2#20463924

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1919876&forum_id=2#20426381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496417)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: red curious jew business firm

Not the point you turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496425)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:39 AM
Author: spectacular lemon rigpig

FUCKING DOOBS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496428)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:42 AM
Author: infuriating faggot firefighter

nice work, ape detective

doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at least your aren't pretending to be a woman... this time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496433)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall

Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496829)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:47 AM
Author: Ruddy fragrant locale cuck

did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you think they sucked? me, too. for the hundreds of millions of dollars lucas shat into those movies, he failed to entertain me for one single second. waste of everyone's time and money.

now here is the op who, with merely a few beanie babies, a dildo, and an iphone, conjures up giddy feelings in my heart and elsewhere, the likes of which i have not experienced in years of my desiccated life. look at the excitement stirred in the hearts of your fellow posters. and you want to call him out for flaming? seriously?

don't be that guy who stands up at wrestlemania telling everyone it's fake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496456)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:51 AM
Author: topaz bull headed persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496469)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:20 AM
Author:  tattoo

180.

And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496578)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Lavender hospital

long overdue 180 to this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#30156643)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:32 AM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496823)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 AM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 AM
Author: judgmental church philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496986)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:20 AM
Author: maize house-broken home

fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch

imgur that shit now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: alcoholic famous landscape painting parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 AM
Author: judgmental church philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 AM
Author: fishy senate quadroon

plz poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497016)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: alcoholic famous landscape painting parlour

must need fap soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497019)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:59 AM
Author: Chocolate clown

co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497528)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall

Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them posted.

This is his sister, after all.

Trust me, though, she was exactly what you would picture as a hot little sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497569)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: dun provocative garrison

short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerleader type little sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497579)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle state

somebody pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: hairraiser dark personal credit line

For the love of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498321)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498565)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: infuriating faggot firefighter

lol

the loving detail that went into this description, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499449)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:29 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle state

you're a good dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499554)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 AM
Author: Grizzly nursing home doctorate

I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little freaked out by everything that's happening and XO has always been a release for me. Before this week Ive never really posted autobiographical stuff.

But if you really need to know, I am (not doobs). I have posted flame before in the past -- who hasn't? Isnt that what you do on XO? Yes I did post the female ADA thread once. I was looking for specific career advice, was new to xo, so I changed my moniker and changed easy to identify details about my career. I had no idea at the time that so few women post here it would be immediately obvious. Look, I wasnt posting about sex for godsake it was a CLE thread, basically.

And no Im not Box.

I mostly post stuff about college football or being infuriated with shitlibbery. Posted a lot about Zimmerman and the world cup, etc. I invented the (*)(o) meme for Julia and most of the "nipples" threads are mine.

What I really am is sort of freaking out about these last few days and how to handle this situation. I have a fucking DATE with my 17yo sister tonight, who evidently has sex toys. It may have been a mistake to share all this on XO but you guys are my brothers. Please don't post her face picture, if you saved it.

My plan for today is to watch Everett Golson avoid a trap game, drink huge amounts of alcohol, and keep my mind off of recent events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497431)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:50 AM
Author: salmon juggernaut

good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497438)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:51 AM
Author:  jap

180 this thread is delivering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:40 AM
Author:  jet-lagged institution laser beams

I BELIEVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497503)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:45 AM
Author: haunting olive house

describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls into her 17 year old pussy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497516)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 AM
Author: Chocolate clown

plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497530)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:06 AM
Author: Naked Theater Stage Boistinker

1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much during the day that you won't be on top of your game tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497534)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:29 AM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: hairraiser dark personal credit line

THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498331)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: translucent lascivious parlor trust fund

FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498430)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498913)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:01 PM
Author: infuriating faggot firefighter

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499453)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 AM
Author: dun provocative garrison

OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand it to his sis and say "You never know when you might need this just to be safe." Then monitor reaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:30 AM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall

(NOT a Lannister fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497553)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:18 AM
Author: insanely creepy liquid oxygen lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497700)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:50 AM
Author: Naked Theater Stage Boistinker

poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497582)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 AM
Author:  carmine stead french chef

please delete. Let him write the story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497622)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:53 AM
Author: Claret temple

lol at people ITT believing the OP

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497593)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497728)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:35 AM
Author: Claret temple

never claimed to be a flame scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497740)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:54 AM
Author: opaque dysfunction useless brakes

uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497597)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 AM
Author: clear associate

this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titillated the rest of you are ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497652)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:11 AM
Author: Naked Theater Stage Boistinker

(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relationship with his teenage sister)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497663)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Painfully honest mauve point stain

(evan39)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497667)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: Passionate death wish

you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the XO culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: clear associate

it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme was kooky but more fantastical because nobody on this board is old enough to have a hot daughter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497713)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Pearly Native

http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497668)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author:  carmine stead french chef

keeping it real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:16 AM
Author: Chocolate clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 AM
Author:  pungent cuckoldry

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497706)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Half-breed Kitchen

Amen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498325)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Effete Scourge Upon The Earth Menage

lol cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498476)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:56 PM
Author: fantasy-prone silver international law enforcement agency pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499065)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: infuriating faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Crusty Corner Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500290)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: Poppy Soul-stirring Corn Cake Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26597591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle state

i can't see how this could end badly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497721)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497726)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: Sepia thirsty fat ankles

it's fucking awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497737)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:39 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle state

it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and there might be two really confused lonely people out there whose lives have been irrevocably altered, and who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497757)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:48 AM
Author: Passionate death wish

" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts"

you aren't looking at the other side of this. what if this ends up bringing them closer together than ever before? sharing an intimate experience like this could take their sibling bond to an entirely new level.

stop focusing just on the risks if mom and dad find out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497797)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:52 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle state

this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure in front of her mother. there is no way she can fuck her brother without it affecting her in such a way that her mom and/or best friend realize something is different.

i think it would be hawt to hear about them getting it on, but if not flame, this is going to be very damaging to their family. it's already awkward. dude should have stayed home and texted his sister that he swiped just to give her shit for being on tinder when she's not 18 or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497811)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: Passionate death wish

what makes you an expert on consensual incest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497837)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:00 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle state

i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature teenage girl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497845)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: Sepia thirsty fat ankles

i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls have really sick depraved minds and this is clearly something she's fantasized about for a long time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497858)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:16 PM
Author:  Milky Rehab

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle state

if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal first. you know, as a test to see how serious she is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497915)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Puce Tantric Library Fanboi

Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your teenage sexual escapades

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498248)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: Sepia thirsty fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498525)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: judgmental church philosopher-king

(Really gullible person)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497839)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: dun provocative garrison

On the other hand....YOLO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497848)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Sepia thirsty fat ankles

counterpoint: they should do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497854)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle state

fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they should blame their parents for having them so far apart. that's really what caused all this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497860)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: hairraiser dark personal credit line

We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year. What's your point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: Naked Theater Stage Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498967)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: Painfully honest mauve point stain

there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i can see

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497745)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497936)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: haunting olive house

i agree.

one person is going to get their dick wet inside 17 year old sister-pussy. the other person is going to get her young snatch pounded and a life will begin growing inside of her.

the baby?

ALBERT FUCKING EINSTEIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498296)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author:  autistic hominid

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498311)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: stimulating national

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499834)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:30 PM
Author: Rose out-of-control mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503001)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Poppy Soul-stirring Corn Cake Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26597595)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: 180 brunch

itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498397)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:04 PM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall

So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498496)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: hairraiser dark personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: 180 brunch

hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of this story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498716)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498807)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: 180 brunch

been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499051)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Poppy Soul-stirring Corn Cake Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26597598)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Sienna alpha

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: cerebral light background story

If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498514)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: khaki goal in life dog poop

Can I please have my dildo back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:18 PM
Author:  white sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498578)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author:  jap

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498661)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: opaque dysfunction useless brakes

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: infuriating faggot firefighter

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499459)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: fantasy-prone silver international law enforcement agency pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:38 PM
Author: Massive telephone

This is how I envision this thread going down:

http://youtu.be/khlbF2PTsr4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author:  dingle berry pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: infuriating faggot firefighter

that was a good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:47 AM
Author: histrionic sooty preventive strike

This link is incredibly accurate.

Sister in vid is hawt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502266)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: Grizzly nursing home doctorate

UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and two of the neighbors. Drinking beer, ignoring my mother who is going crazy getting the house ready for the party tomorrow.

My little sister came in like 20 minutes ago. I hadnt seen her since this whole thing started and basically was frozen on the couch, trying to pretend like everything was normal. She plopped down on the carpet and watched like 10 minutes of football, interrupting every twenty seconds to criticize the cheerleaders. "You guys think those girls are pretty? Look at that one. Oh my god these girls are terrible," etc. until my father was like "[Daughter], we're trying to watch the game!"

She rolled over. It's hard to describe, she rolled so she was like under me on the couch. My feet were on her shoulders and in order to look up at me she basically had to look up past my crotch.

"Know what you're wearing tonight?" she asked me.

I was like, yeah about that, I kinda wanna watch this Texas A&M game, not sure I can make it, etc.

She grabbed my calf and was like No you promised, after what I showed you no backing out, Im going to go pick out your outfit.

And she ran off upstairs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498881)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:23 PM
Author: dun provocative garrison

Nicely slow-played, OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498888)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: bonkers free-loading meetinghouse wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498900)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 PM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498934)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author:  jap

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498939)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: dun provocative garrison

OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend tonight. The sexual tension of the entire situation is going to be so high that the friend will be DTF fo sho. Does the OP pass up on easy 17 year old poon in the pursuit of the forbidden fruit?

Another x-factor: pursuing the friend may actually be the best way to get with the sis. a kinky threesome may make it less awkward for the first forbidden encounter. On the other hand, it may kill all hope if the sis gets her feelings hurt. Tough call.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498993)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499009)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: dun provocative garrison

I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is you just get with the friend. But reasonable people could disagree on that tactic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499025)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall

I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you only have 1 SHOT at your teen sister.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499041)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:08 PM
Author: Mentally impaired frozen university

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488250)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499133)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author:  Travel Guidebook Old Irish Cottage

Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her dildo to being all like "oh are we going out?"

Gotta give the man credit for getting 500 poasts out of this, though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498943)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:36 PM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall

Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notoriously capricious and that dildo post occurred when she was out with her friends at night and likely drinking.

Was probably a bit embarrassed about it the next day but had now spent several nights masturbating to this fantasy furiously and so has resolved herself to pursue.

Me: ironclad logic

You: not understanding teen girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498954)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: Naked Theater Stage Boistinker

u sir are the stockton to OP's malone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498964)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:39 PM
Author: salmon juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498972)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall

I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499028)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: judgmental church philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499030)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Poppy Soul-stirring Corn Cake Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26597618)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: judgmental church philosopher-king

This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marriage has made you a true scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall

This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I have pondered such scenarios...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499002)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: judgmental church philosopher-king

Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499021)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall

Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider various scholarly scenarios

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499033)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Poppy Soul-stirring Corn Cake Coffee Pot

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26597620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Mentally impaired frozen university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: salmon juggernaut

Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498944)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: yellow keepsake machete brethren

"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trails off. He looks uncertain, unsure. You haven't seen him like this except when once, you were very young and you were wondering whether the dog you guys owned at the time would make it another night, or if it was time to get on that last car ride to the vet.

"Yeah, Dad?" You keep your eyes locked on the television, as though the CapitalOne commercial on was somehow engaging.

"Going out with [sister] tonight, huh?" His words are deliberate, but he's trying to sound jaunty.

"Yeah-yeah, I think so. She really wants me to come with-I mean, go with her tonight." Your laugh is forced.

"Well, uh..." There's that look again. "I hope you have a good time."

"Yeah."

The two of you turn to the TV, as the credit card ad ends and a Folger's commercial begins.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499013)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: salmon juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499040)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall

Brother, it was like you were actually there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499061)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:03 PM
Author:  Travel Guidebook Old Irish Cottage

gotta be this commercial, amirite?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Ir6CzxKl4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499103)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: yellow keepsake machete brethren

Yessir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: haunting olive house

Sister: You're my present this year

Brother: Well why don't you unwrap me before mom and dad wake up

Sister: *undresses brother and begins fellating his cock better than any gf he's ever had*

Brother: Holy shit, you're like the MacGyver of the cock sucking world

Sister: Best Christmas EVER.

**background music begins**

"The best part of waking up is your brother's dick in your butt"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499158)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: topaz bull headed persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500183)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: Crusty Corner Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500296)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:30 AM
Author: startling dragon

Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502147)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Poppy Soul-stirring Corn Cake Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26597630)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:52 PM
Author: Rose out-of-control mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503083)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Poppy Soul-stirring Corn Cake Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26597624)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: judgmental church philosopher-king

Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire thread if just masterfully crafted flame by homeless??!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499038)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499047)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: wonderful rusted nibblets area

lol incestmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499073)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:59 PM
Author: fantasy-prone silver international law enforcement agency pisswyrm

Greatest flame thread in XO history?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499082)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:01 PM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499094)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: judgmental church philosopher-king

Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the tindrler pic that was posted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499121)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499150)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: judgmental church philosopher-king

Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history that didn't involve ns sub tread wastelands. Op is winner of the all time xoxo crown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499114)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author:  Travel Guidebook Old Irish Cottage

TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499146)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:12 PM
Author: judgmental church philosopher-king

Doesn't change what I said

This is probably the first thread to get so many multiple sets of blank bumps for different posts. Just accept u are part of history man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499170)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:06 PM
Author: infuriating faggot firefighter

the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of having tons of blank bumped posts, tho it has far fewer posts overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499473)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: Poppy Soul-stirring Corn Cake Coffee Pot

JFC, that was a great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26597635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: opaque dysfunction useless brakes

op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499153)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: turquoise rebellious hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:47 PM
Author: abusive

How has no one reposted the pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: turquoise rebellious hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499404)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:52 PM
Author: judgmental church philosopher-king

Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499411)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: bonkers free-loading meetinghouse wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499415)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: judgmental church philosopher-king

Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for? Have a heart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499423)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Apoplectic stag film

God fucking dammit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: red curious jew business firm

What the fuck - it's doobs!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499422)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: wonderful rusted nibblets area

anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo? FUCKING LOL at that creepy ginger faggot loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499445)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Grizzly nursing home doctorate

UPDATE:

Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit offensive line that gives golson zero time to make a play, cursing and drinking with my father and the neighbors.

My sister is upstairs somewhere and i havent seen her since earlier.

If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves. Link to one time doobs ever posted like me at all. And if whoever posted something at 4:50 and then deleted, if you posted her Tinder pic, then please don't do that shit again. Ok Im a little drunk and stressed about this EDM concert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499458)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: infuriating faggot firefighter

cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499480)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:10 PM
Author: Mentally impaired frozen university

lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rapidly takes on water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Naked Theater Stage Boistinker

Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to the new Taylor Swift song for inspiration if you need it (RSF did that and it worked).

We're all with you. Notre Dame is with you. America is with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499497)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: dashing violent heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499515)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:46 PM
Author: Burgundy Bipolar Queen Of The Night

Get help Doobs/Box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499894)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:48 PM
Author: maize house-broken home

more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this. It's a quality flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499911)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:47 PM
Author: maize house-broken home

motherfucker give us the goddamn pic

I'm a lifelong trusted poster. You can delete as soon as I reply seconds later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499897)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: Grizzly nursing home doctorate

UPDATE:

maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate today. ND shouldnt need to win in a shoot-out with unc. Didnt really realize I was drunk till I stood up to get off the couch. In the downstairs bathroom I jus checked my phone

http://imgur.com/OyEFsvP

http://imgur.com/v85MYKO

Wish me luck. Were supposed to leave in like an hour. I dont even know at this point what i am doing or not doing. i am just drifting through this reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500210)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: Greedy macaca

in on epic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500256)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: idiotic nighttime gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500258)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Crusty Corner Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500271)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: salmon juggernaut

Oh my

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500272)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: saffron prole

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500274)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author:  useless depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500282)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: infuriating faggot firefighter

delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart attack and die if he sees that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500286)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: dun provocative garrison

seriously. the man has a family, after all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500313)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: salmon juggernaut

BAW GAWD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: Crusty Corner Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500420)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:59 PM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall

Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500609)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: vivacious avocado step-uncle's house

What the fuck is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500304)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:58 PM
Author: saffron prole

there's to be a fuck going on alright

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500340)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author:  lettuce deer antler

WHAT IN THE 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500367)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:04 PM
Author: 

GOOD LUCK, BROTHER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500369)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: Wine place of business knife

what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stoned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500432)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: Greedy macaca

Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is also a possibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500638)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:23 PM
Author:  cerise idiot

By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500443)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: contagious gold hissy fit abode

fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pink socks right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500477)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 PM
Author: 180 brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500548)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall

Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as Santa Clause at Christmas Parties?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500598)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:42 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy sapphire theater main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503043)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: trip candlestick maker athletic conference

thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Brindle

i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there any sheets on the bed? seems weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500606)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: fantasy-prone silver international law enforcement agency pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500691)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Multi-colored orchestra pit incel

ungh so hard now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500287)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author:  cyan trump supporter

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500475)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: 

Xo 2014: this is believable

Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MINUTES? UNPOSSIBLE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500535)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:41 PM
Author: contagious gold hissy fit abode

bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar in MFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500542)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:44 PM
Author: 

Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a waitress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500560)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:54 PM
Author: khaki goal in life dog poop

Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit's going down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500590)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: infuriating faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500601)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: infuriating faggot firefighter

iwanttobelieve.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500637)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: Wine place of business knife

http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_i_want_to_believe_maxi_poster_xl.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500655)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:10 PM
Author:  Travel Guidebook Old Irish Cottage

Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally posting with his doobs moniker?

This is starting to get a little sad re amount of effort being put into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500653)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: ebony mind-boggling pozpig

was the Lucio moniker doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500659)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author:  Travel Guidebook Old Irish Cottage

That's what I thought

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:37 PM
Author: contagious gold hissy fit abode

what lucio moniker? wat poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500874)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:19 PM
Author:  lettuce deer antler

I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this thread-for-the-ages with an "accidental" posting in his own moniker. But game of " has been posting in notre dame and football threads for a few years. no way that's him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500694)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author:  Travel Guidebook Old Irish Cottage

Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500720)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: infuriating faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500722)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: Mentally impaired frozen university

The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reaction is pretty bizarre for someone in a genuinely emotionally intense situation who started a thread to talk it out with xo bros:

"If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:33 PM
Author:  lettuce deer antler

Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A Game of " is actually Julia, so I think we all just need to cool it with the detective work and enjoy this 180 thread.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509912&mc=19&forum_id=2

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2481846&mc=21&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643536&mc=27&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500847)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: judgmental church philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501437)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: khaki goal in life dog poop

Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at some visibly moist panties. I'm just hoping they don't roll over on me whilst humping, or, worse, he stands her up and she "presses" me into service. I wish I could just have my dildo back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500896)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall

Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy

We salute you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:44 PM
Author: infuriating faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500922)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 PM
Author: crystalline sandwich

You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinoff parodies going on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501023)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:40 AM
Author:  factory reset button

CRIMINALLY underrated poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#29224020)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: yellow keepsake machete brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500914)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: Chocolate clown

gtfo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502766)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500917)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: Lime Mad-dog Skullcap

To be fair,

Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't been on here recently, just thought I would take a few Q's?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501046)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: red curious jew business firm

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501100)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:14 PM
Author: Demanding sanctuary

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501127)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: garnet marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501247)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:12 PM
Author:  harsh stock car

180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end of this thread, then 120.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501111)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: Painfully honest mauve point stain

i think it is :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501118)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author:  harsh stock car

If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort by an angry mob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: saffron prole

good self deprecation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501122)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: garnet marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501244)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author:  tan circlehead

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501459)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: infuriating faggot firefighter

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501784)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: fantasy-prone silver international law enforcement agency pisswyrm

180, this is a goat thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501804)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:20 PM
Author: Medicated snowy cuckold

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503168)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Grizzly nursing home doctorate

update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie and her bf here, there never was going to be i guess, turns out the secret plan was just us 2. hundred twenty degrees in tihs place. here we goooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501346)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: Galvanic boltzmann crackhouse

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501357)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: salmon juggernaut

Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style real-time updates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501398)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: fantasy-prone silver international law enforcement agency pisswyrm

Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501409)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501390)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: fantasy-prone silver international law enforcement agency pisswyrm

what song is playing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501406)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: Naked Theater Stage Boistinker

Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: Cobalt kitty

dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick hard so that you can ejaculate semen into your sisters pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501751)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:59 AM
Author: spectacular lemon rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501825)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Heady Awkward Stage Roast Beef

being too drunk is going to ruin this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501781)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 AM
Author: Sepia thirsty fat ankles

u need to fuck ur sister u owe us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501808)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: maize house-broken home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26871037)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:07 AM
Author: spectacular lemon rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502005)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:09 AM
Author: canary windowlicker

shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular here. i for one am shocked!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502007)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:12 AM
Author:  buck-toothed mad cow disease gaping

Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook:

http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2014/08/brother-sister-arrested-for-having-sex-with-each-other-in-church-lot/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502013)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:20 AM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502136)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: Grizzly nursing home doctorate

Holy shit holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502038)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:25 AM
Author: Apoplectic stag film

Well!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502044)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: spectacular lemon rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502073)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: Sepia thirsty fat ankles

plz respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502103)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:02 AM
Author: pea-brained exciting boiling water hell

I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the internet are stroking it to this story. Ask her if she minds sharing a naked pic at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:38 AM
Author: topaz bull headed persian

just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:05 AM
Author: trip candlestick maker athletic conference

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502278)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:38 AM
Author: impertinent cream idea he suggested

It is the clutch situation of the season.

They say The Jet's lost a step or two,

but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here.

The Jet's got a suicide lead and--

And there he goes! He's stealing home! I don't believe it!

- He's stealing home!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502290)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:18 AM
Author: Demanding sanctuary

what's it gonna be boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502482)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 AM
Author:  jap

180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502314)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:00 AM
Author: unhinged wrinkle newt

??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502410)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:41 AM
Author: Crusty Corner Organic Girlfriend

??? ! ???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502560)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall

Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY CREDITED

Give him some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502780)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:38 AM
Author:  drunken

more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502818)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:47 AM
Author: vivacious avocado step-uncle's house

Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame aspects of this thread, tell me why the other two siblings haven't been mentioned yet. Screw the mom (not literally, OP...), I'd expect the other two to loom even larger than the parents in this decision.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502860)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502869)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: vivacious avocado step-uncle's house

K, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502872)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:51 AM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall

Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting caught than just generally worried about the morality of it all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502874)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:56 AM
Author: vivacious avocado step-uncle's house

Double post, sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502895)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: Grizzly nursing home doctorate

My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also feels better than Ive felt in a long, long time. Theres lots to write, dont really know where to start. A lot is a blur. I have like 20 minutes until I have to start this columbus reenactment shit, so I will just try to put down the basics, from what i remember.

I was really drunk when we got to the place and my little sister, apparently, had been smoking weed in her bedroom all afternoon. It was really hot and crowded and I kept getting drinks. I hate techno music but it was really loud and really crowded and we were shoved into the middle of the dance floor. People were grinding and before I knew it she was grinding on me. I really couldnt help it. She was laughing "youre hard", etc. She kept calling me mister wubbly.

After awhile I was having a mental breakdown so I went off the floor back down this hallway near the bathrooms. I just remember I was standing near this ice machine. It was still so loud. I was having the spins. She somehow found me and kept wanting me to take my dick out. "I wanna see it," etc. I was like no, gtfo. She was like "Ive seen penises before, you know." And I was like, "Not your older brother's, it's different."

There was this long pause and she was like, "I've seen dad's." I started to think I was going to get sick and she continued, "Not like that. At Myrtle Beach, remember? I just saw it in the hotel."

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502885)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502889)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502913)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: Chocolate clown

...this is getting dark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502891)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: Demanding sanctuary

right?

really didn't expect this story to get dark, given the subject matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503424)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall

As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: salmon juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502900)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:18 PM
Author:  cerise idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502973)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author: yellow keepsake machete brethren

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

HOLY SHIT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502982)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author:  carmine stead french chef

please proceed. tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503006)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 PM
Author: Heady Awkward Stage Roast Beef

Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story could have been much sweeter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503048)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:46 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle state

yeah, and after everyone warned him!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503061)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:45 PM
Author: Painfully honest mauve point stain

she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503059)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: Rose out-of-control mood

please continue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503097)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Sepia thirsty fat ankles

"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."

pretty sure that's rape bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503240)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:59 PM
Author: yellow keepsake machete brethren

"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace."

TYFT, I'll do this next time I'm cold and drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503578)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:31 PM
Author: Federal Pocket Flask

I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503004)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:36 PM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall

(Lannister Fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503024)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:37 PM
Author: judgmental church philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503027)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Passionate death wish

go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impregnation are about 100x hotter than those without.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503206)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:31 PM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503209)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: judgmental church philosopher-king

link for research poirposes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503213)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:00 PM
Author:  filthpig

UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn't knock which caught me by surprise since she's always respected our privacy growing up. I think she's knocked before entering since I was like 7 and she never checks our phones or asks for our passwords. Anyway I was halfway changing into my costume for this Columbus day thing when she barged into my room and asked if she could talk to me. My heart started pounding out of my chest. She must know....but how? Did my sister tell her? Did she look at either of our phones? I glanced to my side table where I usually kept my phone but it wasn't there. "Looking for something?" she said? I shook my head no but didn't make eye contact. Then I looked down at her hand. She was holding Mr. Wubbly. Now I was seriously freaked out. I wanted to say something...anything...but nothing was coming out of my mouth. It felt like years going by with no one saying anything. And that's when she said "you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought "Nah, forget it" - "Yo, homes to Bel Air". I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8. And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later". I looked at my kingdom I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503105)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: Grizzly nursing home doctorate

(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.)

fuck off

if anyone wants to verify hit reply to him and reply to me, see hte difference in our monikers. mine will show A game of \", his will show A game of \'\'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author:  filthpig

(guy taking his flame way too seriously)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503123)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Grizzly nursing home doctorate

sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today man. sorry this is a joke to u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503129)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: Electric Location

WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503270)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: Federal Pocket Flask

I don't know what to think anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503126)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:08 PM
Author: haunting olive house

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503133)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:02 PM
Author: Federal Pocket Flask

Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503116)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author:  filthpig

To get the deets on the Columbus day thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503132)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:04 PM
Author: fantasy-prone silver international law enforcement agency pisswyrm

And scene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503117)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: haunting olive house

nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503131)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: fantasy-prone silver international law enforcement agency pisswyrm

Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503138)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: fantasy-prone silver international law enforcement agency pisswyrm

This post is NON-CANNON

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503141)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author:  filthpig

It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503148)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503185)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Claret temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503203)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: fantasy-prone silver international law enforcement agency pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503266)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall

Shameful display, brother.

Go write your own thread with that throw back trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503160)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:51 PM
Author: contagious gold hissy fit abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503537)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle state

real update, plz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503170)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: twinkling elastic band

Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over 72 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503323)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503473)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:37 PM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall

Post 600!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503478)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: chest-beating misanthropic coldplay fan

you guys realize this is all flame, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503875)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:07 PM
Author:  cyan trump supporter

they wall want to fuck their sisters tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503879)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:11 PM
Author: confused transparent plaza

You don't?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504317)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: Grizzly nursing home doctorate

FINAL UPDATE:

The reenactment was a disaster. I was hungover. My little sister and I had only slept like 3 hours. Our other sisters were bitching. The neighbors were only there out of some sense of obligation and many had not come in costume. For the second part, we didnt even have a Pinta.

And all the while I could barely look my little sister in the eye. I kept having flashbacks and remembering more and more details from the night before. How small her tits felt. That first hot wetness fingering her in the car.

She didn't really seem into the reenactment either and has really outgrown her "Bianchinetta" dress. At one point she left, ran back into the house. When like 15 minutes had passed and she hadn't come back out, I went to look for her.

I found her in her bedroom, crying. It's funny -- despite all that had happened over the last few days I had never really talked with her. And as I posted above, she was in the second grade when I left home. This is how ignorant I had been of her. I had her birth year wrong! She's actually 18. Her favorite color is purple. She likes 80s synth stuff. She's actually pretty funny and smart. So many things I couldnt have guessed at.

So we sat on her mattress and talked. High school has changed a lot, even sine I was there. Apparently there's coke and molly all over the place, now. Snapshots of everyone's twats and cocks. Nobody even goes to the prom or plays sports. I think she really is struggling to feel at home there. She doesnt really trust her female friends and the high school guys are just retards, yelling "World Star" and pretending to fight.

I remembered when I was a senior. I really thought I had so much promise. Stupid as it sounds, I was sure I'd be living in Manhattan, writing novels, fucking models. I used to imagine Jay McInerny or Bret Ellis writing blurbs for my dust jackets. Now? Im a lawyer and get paid more the more I ruin other people's days.

We talked about all this. We were laughing at ourselves.

At one point we got into the shower. It seemed like the "kooky" thing to do, to use an XO meme. We were laughing then, too. She did tell me she loved me. That she wanted to come back to the city with me. That high school was bullshit and she could just as well read library books to get educated. That she knew it was obviously weird, but she just wanted to live with me, take care of me.

The water was running into her eyes, huge drops on her eyelashes, and it was running down her tits and her stomach.

I was putting the words together in my mouth to tell her no. To tell her that I was glad we were getting closer, but that this was the craziest weekend of my life and it had to end right away. That I was a lawyer, for Gods sake.

But it's funny -- I guess I had been thinking about Christopher Columbus. LOL. All afternoon I had been sweating in those clothes, thinking. He was the son of a cheese merchant. A nobody. He taught himself Latin, Portuguese and Castilian. He spent long nights alone, poring over Ptolemy and astronomy and world history, fantasizing about Marco Polo, looking out at the stars until the sky lightened and it was day again. Europe, the church, the rules of society... those things couldn't hold him. He was going to get out of that. There was another destiny for him.

So at one point, my little sister was down on her knees in the shower, her arms around my legs, and I was just sort of rubbing my cock over her face. She took it in her mouth and I looked down at her and said, "Okay. Let's do it. Let's sail for a new world."

Our family isn't thrilled, of course. Im not even sure they've processed what we told them yet. It will probably take some time. Christopher Columbus had a family too, though. And he had to leave them. There was an edge to the map, a place where it went blank, and he needed to see what was just past it. He needed to push on.

http://imgur.com/hC7tZd7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:16 PM
Author: yellow keepsake machete brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504162)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: judgmental church philosopher-king

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504166)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: 180 brunch

youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before but my new guess is tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504180)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: judgmental church philosopher-king

need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in the shower, less about christopher columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504182)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:21 PM
Author: 180 brunch

that stupid shit screamed tbf to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504184)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: Cobalt kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504265)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author:  shivering voyeur

cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historical shit + TBF "appearing" like the Cheshire cat because he can't help himself (like naming himself a victim for Tobin Bell)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504204)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: 180 brunch

also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style

editL so does this mean TBF owns a dildo or that he has a gf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504210)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author:  lettuce deer antler

Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like the only true 180 thread this year. Search your name ITT and find about 14 different nasally, whiny complaints about gay shit or how you could do better. You literally only came to this heterosexual thread to complain about shit, lol. You literally can't stand straight people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504215)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: 180 brunch

sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the last update. its broter-sister literotica man, shit isn't that serious. why so mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504218)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author:  shivering voyeur

def owns dildo

but he's just using pics from elsewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504216)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:24 PM
Author: Passionate death wish

this ending isn't very satisfying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504189)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: bonkers free-loading meetinghouse wagecucks

cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot on tits or even face. something for fuck sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504201)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy insane resort partner

it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and white movies where women are called dames.

it reminded me of this:

It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504269)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:55 PM
Author: histrionic sooty preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504300)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: vigorous tank

gross man thats ur sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504212)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: haunting olive house

did u fuck or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504256)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504312)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:08 PM
Author: judgmental church philosopher-king

180

Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you were a trooper itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504325)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504336)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: crystalline sandwich

120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this was 180) will henceforth be known as "sailing for the new world."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504346)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Brindle

OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to lose a lot of points on the dismount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504398)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: dun provocative garrison

The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. That had the potential to make thing far more complex and interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504436)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: Federal Pocket Flask

Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in time it will be given its due.

A true 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504579)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:49 AM
Author:  factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#29224043)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author:  sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#49330102)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:30 PM
Author: fantasy-prone silver international law enforcement agency pisswyrm

I like it. Good luck brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504689)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: cerebral light background story

You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitlaw hell thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26505288)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 11:22 PM
Author: Crusty Corner Organic Girlfriend

This is a great guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26512423)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: vivacious avocado step-uncle's house

180, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26505357)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author:  citrine ceo

brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for putting together a narrative. more Carver than McInerney, but for an amateur, this is absolute 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26505500)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:47 AM
Author: sable

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31586951)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: Adulterous karate

This conclusion has aged surprisingly well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31767945)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author:  factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#36990661)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:24 AM
Author:  orchid really tough guy

Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or more to lick for an hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#43254552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:36 PM
Author: Disturbing

i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man and his young lady are what is really important here. i see poetic genius in how the writer tied in the monumental changes he was undergoing to the events in the world at large, all while digesting heavy themes of fate, free will, and love.

if you want an incest stroke story, go to literotica or storiesonline.net.

the way the writer chose to end it is far more memorable than hearing about how amazingly intense their mutual orgasms were as they indulged in their primal draw to make babby in little sisters belly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504444)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:05 PM
Author:  dingle berry pervert

"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world." Providence Journal-Bulletin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504594)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:25 PM
Author:  lettuce deer antler

Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or setting?) over her ass, like the pert round globe that doubters thought was flat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504668)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy insane resort partner

love? he didn't know her

your flame is equally obvious to the op's. this whole thread is overrated except for the 120's given to the ending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504683)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: Aromatic public bath

titc analysis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26544302)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:25 PM
Author:  factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#36990680)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:09 PM
Author: trip candlestick maker athletic conference

well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl info, and tomorrow I'll appear on some list of pervert lawyers, but I guess it was worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26505321)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: Chocolate clown

A+++++

i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread delivered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26507722)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:27 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy sapphire theater main people

OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johnsmeyer used in his deleted Twitter profile. Plus this is classic Johnsmeyer flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26507734)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:31 AM
Author: khaki goal in life dog poop

Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with your moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26507746)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy sapphire theater main people

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26508482)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: Zombie-like Concupiscible Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26597580)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: Federal Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26870960)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Naked Theater Stage Boistinker

The total drop off of posting after the climax is really shocking. Like everyone needed at least a month of quiet reflection to digest the events that unfolded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26870979)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: Wine place of business knife

no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. This thread was like the Matrix trilogy - at first, it blew your mind and you couldn't stop thinking about it, but then as it progressed it ended in a complete shitshow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26870989)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 12:22 AM
Author: judgmental church philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#27637414)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:43 AM
Author:  dingle berry pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#27669956)



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Date: April 22nd, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: disrespectful

http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amazingly-reunited-over-tinder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#27737048)



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Date: May 17th, 2015 6:33 PM
Author: unhinged wrinkle newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#27910458)



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Date: June 4th, 2015 11:38 PM
Author:  Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#28043046)



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Date: August 18th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: Naked Theater Stage Boistinker

Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#28575862)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:14 AM
Author: gaped bistre

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#28910271)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:47 AM
Author: Ocher toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#28945152)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:58 AM
Author: Federal Pocket Flask

How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#28945193)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 10:39 AM
Author: saffron prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#28951145)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: smoky striped hyena love of her life

Columbus day bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#28952263)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: Demanding sanctuary

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#29223927)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 2:42 PM
Author: slate

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#29251784)



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Date: December 24th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: judgmental church philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#29447209)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: judgmental church philosopher-king

Much better sistr thrras

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#29460236)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author:  Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#30027707)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:35 PM
Author: geriatric police squad selfie

the beginning of the degenerate era

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#30027721)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: splenetic pink set friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#30156360)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Big sinister box office codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#30804651)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: black sneaky criminal

PotY 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#30804670)



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Date: August 21st, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy sapphire theater main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31238170)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:50 AM
Author: pale gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31240080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:54 AM
Author: judgmental church philosopher-king

god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening. amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31240111)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: blue puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31398074)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: 

fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31398080)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:11 PM
Author:  brass son of senegal ratface

I;ve been here too long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31398112)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: 

this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it was 2 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31398118)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: blue puppy

reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days with different set pieces (the dildo/stuffed animal, CFB)...it is self-contained and reads like a play with other poasters as the chorus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31398121)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Poppy Soul-stirring Corn Cake Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31398922)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author: blue puppy

so who was the author, TBF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31398132)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: buff pistol

Game of ""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31398927)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: blue puppy

i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31398967)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:44 PM
Author: mischievous faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31401436)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:56 PM
Author: pale gunner

the author is definitely tbtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31401520)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:13 AM
Author: Ocher toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31586812)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: Peach round eye

The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both very hot, one guy one girl. It recently came out that they were fucking all of high school, LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31586925)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:25 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy insane resort partner

did they have a midget sibling, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31767975)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 6:39 PM
Author: cordovan foreskin

:-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31591197)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: judgmental church philosopher-king

still GOAT POTUS thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31767987)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: cordovan foreskin

The POTUS of XODUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31768006)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 10:59 PM
Author: angry twinkling uncleanness

you never know what could happen on that golden day that they call Columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31771970)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author:  factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#36990701)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: histrionic sooty preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31961309)



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Date: January 10th, 2017 4:44 PM
Author: judgmental church philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#32343499)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: Vermilion Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#32545952)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: histrionic sooty preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#32545957)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:11 PM
Author: cordovan foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#32545995)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:12 PM
Author:  Ivory Toilet Seat

Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#32546004)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:19 PM
Author: cordovan foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#32546783)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 11:40 PM
Author: cordovan foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#32547714)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:35 AM
Author: angry twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#32548870)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 12:53 PM
Author: cordovan foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#32573656)



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Date: June 28th, 2017 8:31 PM
Author:  godawful



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#33664076)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author: High-end water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#34062570)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 3:14 PM
Author: Seedy dead

San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to Incest Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#34116947)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:46 PM
Author: glassy generalized bond

how has this not been bumped yet today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#34401929)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:51 PM
Author:  Ivory Toilet Seat

I can never remember the title keywords

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#34401973)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: wonderful rusted nibblets area

Columbus Day BUMP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#34404981)



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Date: December 18th, 2017 2:24 PM
Author:  navy

There should be a Christmas episode of this story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#34949769)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:50 AM
Author: Coral psychic regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#35093674)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:52 AM
Author: Bright volcanic crater

Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#35093676)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: mischievous faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#35338428)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: Swashbuckling gaming laptop range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#36233122)



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Date: October 6th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: angry twinkling uncleanness

pre-columbus day bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#36976356)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 9:53 AM
Author: Seedy dead

4 year bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#36989761)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 10:02 AM
Author: Know-it-all

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#36989822)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: irradiated embarrassed to the bone pit masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#37046584)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 12:13 PM
Author: Startled spruce legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#38256413)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Slap-happy razzle cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#38257003)



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Date: October 14th, 2019 9:59 AM
Author:  lettuce deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#38974406)



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Date: May 5th, 2020 12:41 PM
Author: judgmental church philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#40152879)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:40 PM
Author: Mustard Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#40510638)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author:  community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#40518112)



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Date: July 10th, 2020 6:24 PM
Author:  lettuce deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#40582879)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:27 AM
Author: lake exhilarant school skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#41084600)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:46 AM
Author:  onyx halford

Happy early Columbus Day to you too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#41084634)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:29 AM
Author: irate scarlet potus

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#41084602)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:25 PM
Author: Filthy mother

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#41963692)



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Date: October 8th, 2021 9:28 PM
Author: Know-it-all



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#43244384)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:23 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#41963677)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 9:29 AM
Author:  lettuce deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#43254123)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:28 AM
Author: Cracking locus

So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgur link down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#43254567)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:43 AM
Author: vengeful walnut weed whacker

The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the original back in the day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#43254662)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 12:10 PM
Author: vengeful walnut weed whacker

Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Columbus Day update (even if flame)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#43254899)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: Know-it-all



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#45297237)



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Date: December 2nd, 2021 6:12 AM
Author: hideous



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#43544409)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author:  Shimmering Shitlib People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#45297068)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: Flirting Fortuitous Meteor

fuck we missed Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#45297072)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: 

Man this makes me feel old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#45297247)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:03 PM
Author:  soggy

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#45309119)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:15 PM
Author: hideous



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#45309181)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Trust If Aryan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#49346769)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 4:32 PM
Author: hideous

One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like I was listening to the Orson Welles War of the World radio broadcast when it first came out. I imagine a team of MIT students with earbuds as if breaking a casino with Ed Thorpe jumping up and down & high-fiving after the final pic is poasted. Well fucking done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#45536449)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:29 AM
Author: dashing violent heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#46276193)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:20 AM
Author: aqua



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#46276167)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:21 AM
Author: Maroon party of the first part patrolman

Time flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#46276172)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 3:30 AM
Author: smoky striped hyena love of her life

This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's like cleaning out your closet on a saturday afternoon and coming across your favorite old movie or video game and just quitting for the rest of the day to give it a runthrough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#46276492)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:00 AM
Author:  Shimmering Shitlib People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#46905907)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author: Flirting Fortuitous Meteor

best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem like this was 9 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#46905917)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: Big sinister box office codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#49330100)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:32 AM
Author:  erotic

My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sister giggle with each other about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#46905960)



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Date: October 10th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author: angry twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#46911844)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: crimson elite crotch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#46962930)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:21 PM
Author: angry twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#46962948)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:27 PM
Author: cordovan foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#46962972)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author: amber nowag

DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#46962933)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author: hideous



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#46962936)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:42 PM
Author: Know-it-all



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#46963013)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: domesticated flushed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#48193545)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:41 PM
Author:  giraffe

I was thinking about this thread earlier today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#48193551)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: Grizzly nursing home doctorate

I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO

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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: dashing violent heaven

good work, i remember this thread

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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author:  sound barrier

Almost that time of year again ⛵️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#49330062)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: ---------------!!!!!!!!!!!!!-----------


This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#49346566)