Date: November 4th, 2014 10:00 PM
Author: godawful kink-friendly den striped hyena
AND WHEN I FELT THAT PAIN MAN
ALL IT DID WAS DRIVE ME ON, MADE ME CAMPAIGN HARDER!
BECAUSE KING KONG CRISTY, MASTERMIND MAGNIFICENT RICK SCOTT, AND THE HENCHMAN MARCO RUBIO!
THEY SET ME UP BROTHER!
AND I LIVE THIS RACE EVERY DAY MAN! YES I LIVE WITH THE PAIN MAN! I CAN HANDLE IT THOUGH YOU KNOW. BECAUSE I GOT, MY CHAIRMAN OF THE CAMPAIGN LET'S SAY, MY MAIN MAN MR. T RIGHT HERE. THE CHAIRMAN OF THE CAMPAIGN, OF THE HULK HOGAN BATTLE CREED OF OFFICE.
THE FIRST THING ON THE AGENDA SAYS NEVER CONCEDE THE RACE!
THE SECOND THING SAYS, EVEN IF YOUR EXIT POLL SAYS NO, YOUR SPIRIT ALWAYS WILL!
THE LAST THING IS...WHEN EVERYTHINGS ON THE LINE AND ALL THOSE HULKAMANIAVOTERS ARE WAITIN FOR YA. WHETHER YOU'RE TRAILING TEN POINTS IN THE POLLS FROM HEAD TO TOE. IF YOU GOT ONE GOOD SPEECH LEFT BROTHER... YOU CRAWL TOWARDS THAT DEBATE WITH EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT
YOU CLIMB ON THAT STEEL STAGE
AND THEN KING KONG CRISTY, IF YOU WANT THE GOLD BROTHER
IF YOU FEEL LIKE SELLIN YOUR SOUL
THEN TRY AND BEAT ME MAN
TRY AND BEAT ME DOWN IN THE CENTER OF THE DEBATING CHAMBER
BECAUSE, MR T BROTHER
THERES NO WAY WITH ALL THE
ALL THE HULKAMANIACS, YOU ON MY SIDE BROTHER
NO WAY KING KONG CRISTY, SOMEBODY WHO CAMPAIGNS SO NEGATIVE, SOME CANDIDATE SO FAR IN THE DARK HORSE, IS GONNA TAKE ALL THE LIGHT, ALL THE SPIRIT, EVERYTHING WE BELIEVE IN AWAY FROM US!
TALLAHASSEE YOU BETTER HEAR ME!
I'M COMIN HOME
I'M GOIN BACK FOR MY PRIDE
AND THE STEELS DEBATING CHAMBER WE'RE CLIMBIN' IN
IS GONNA LEAVE A LOTTA NASTY SCARS ON KING KONG CRISTY!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2718764&forum_id=2...id#26649888)