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Another Kirkland & Ellis Associate bites the dust

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Trip people who are hurt
  12/11/14
I'd be pissed if I died prematurely after all this delayed g...
Dashing Pink Institution
  12/11/14
Truly brutal.
Buff 180 theatre
  12/11/14
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  12/11/14
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Sienna casino crotch
  06/04/17
Wonder if he could even get life insurance, and assuming he ...
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  08/17/20
...
Drab Ticket Booth Dingle Berry
  12/12/14
jesus
excitant stock car
  12/11/14
just remember all this light and life was spent on billing f...
excitant stock car
  12/11/14
...
Translucent Site Candlestick Maker
  12/13/14
fuuuuuuuuuuck
Vermilion sandwich
  12/13/14
Anyone know cause of death? Was this a suicide?
crystalline whorehouse prole
  12/11/14
"For all his strengths, there was something overwhelmin...
Trip people who are hurt
  12/11/14
Well it could either be suicide or some sort of drug overdos...
crystalline whorehouse prole
  12/11/14
It said a vulnerable moment like it was intentional
opaque unhinged parlour alpha
  12/11/14
cr. unless it was some sort of allergy or something
excitant stock car
  12/11/14
perhaps Apollo himself guided the arrow of Paris to slay you...
Ebony nofapping rigor famous landscape painting
  12/11/14
:(
excitant stock car
  12/11/14
180
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  12/11/14
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Azure Blood Rage French Chef
  06/04/17
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Laughsome maroon brethren
  12/11/14
Literally fucking heartbreaking
Learning disabled slate pocket flask
  12/12/14
Jesus that is so sad.
Idiotic titillating property antidepressant drug
  08/17/20
for some reason i picture him having AVM like Nate on six fe...
diverse sinister messiness
  12/11/14
he's got gay face
Sienna casino crotch
  12/11/14
I feel bad for loling but can't help it.
Wonderful insecure really tough guy den
  12/11/14
he's definitely gay
Sienna casino crotch
  12/11/14
lol
Wonderful insecure really tough guy den
  12/11/14
And engaged to a chick. I think this may be the overwhelmin...
aromatic brunch
  12/11/14
...
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  06/04/17
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Passionate House
  01/22/15
Wait, did he killself or was it drugs?
splenetic domesticated church
  12/11/14
Damn, sounds like a suicide: For all his strengths, ther...
cerebral wagecucks bawdyhouse
  12/11/14
Did his SHATTER THE MARKET bonus clear at least first.
khaki home
  12/11/14
KIRKLAND no longer SHATTERS. That's probably why he killed ...
Zombie-like space jap
  12/11/14
Did they at least have $17,500 first year bonuses and then s...
khaki home
  12/11/14
Hope more details come up on this. Pretty sad that he was so...
appetizing meetinghouse
  12/11/14
Thanks a lot Obama.
Trip people who are hurt
  12/11/14
LOL at 3000 per year.
Impressive shimmering base factory reset button
  12/11/14
Attrition is pretty high at Kirkland, so this is not terribl...
Sepia vibrant market partner
  12/11/14
...
Zombie-like space jap
  12/11/14
Jesus dude.
Pontificating Background Story
  12/11/14
?
gay volcanic crater
  12/11/14
...
bateful plaza kitty cat
  12/11/14
the departing
Buff 180 theatre
  12/11/14
...
Claret hell
  12/11/14
See you hell, because I laff'd
cyan vigorous spot
  12/11/14
...
Irradiated turquoise center
  09/15/17
180
Comical cruel-hearted trump supporter mexican
  12/11/14
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Chestnut Pistol Haunted Graveyard
  12/11/14
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aphrodisiac pozpig boltzmann
  12/11/14
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odious pervert field
  06/04/17
...
Translucent Site Candlestick Maker
  10/16/24
It sounds like he killed himself? "Something overwhelmi...
opaque unhinged parlour alpha
  12/11/14
Sounds like the stress of biglaw got to him.... Dude was lik...
opaque unhinged parlour alpha
  12/11/14
Quitting after "compiling a nose-bleed GPA"?
Buff 180 theatre
  12/11/14
Fucking GPA splitters. Grinders the lot of them.
Trip people who are hurt
  12/11/14
do NOT talk that way about a scholar HIGHEST DISTINCTI...
sadistic at-the-ready shitlib dilemma
  12/11/14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgSJUzYCGtc
bearded toilet seat nursing home
  12/11/14
Never gets old. Would love to see the footage that didn't m...
red indian lodge
  12/11/14
I can't believe how fast time is going..this dude wasn't bor...
Naked Sexy Box Office
  12/11/14
He is currently enjoying DLA PIPER. not flame.
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  12/11/14
"If you want to balance, you can, on balance, do so.&qu...
khaki home
  12/11/14
i am sure whoever wrote the script thought repeating 'balanc...
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  12/13/14
http://www.anitaslove.com/about/ Anita L. Schick died on ...
Translucent Site Candlestick Maker
  12/13/14
the first dude's wiggling foot tic gets me every time.
dull cumskin tanning salon
  01/23/15
fiancee is a 10/10 https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net...
Mischievous Orchestra Pit
  12/11/14
he's gay hth
Sienna casino crotch
  12/11/14
her note on her fb page is sad.
Mischievous Orchestra Pit
  12/11/14
Pls post
opaque unhinged parlour alpha
  12/11/14
eh, just put her name in fb
Mischievous Orchestra Pit
  12/11/14
i think I got some dust in my eye or a little mist drifted i...
mind-boggling arrogant ceo
  12/11/14
this. and it doesnt seem like suicide. says he died a rar...
Mischievous Orchestra Pit
  12/11/14
uh, bro, that note and his mom's comment on the note make it...
mind-boggling arrogant ceo
  12/11/14
i can't find the mom's comment. initials?
Mischievous Orchestra Pit
  12/11/14
most likely actually his dad or brother or something. 14 com...
mind-boggling arrogant ceo
  12/11/14
holy shit, you're right. this is sad. they could be anyon...
Mischievous Orchestra Pit
  12/11/14
jfc you guys are thorough in reviewing facebook discovery
marvelous cowardly organic girlfriend stage
  12/11/14
When's the last time you've heard of someone hanging themsel...
big nudist filthpig hospital
  12/11/14
too soon, breh. too soon.
Mischievous Orchestra Pit
  12/11/14
I laughed I'm going to hell
opaque unhinged parlour alpha
  12/11/14
fuck
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  12/11/14
Oh my God. I hope someone loves me as much as this someday: ...
Pontificating Background Story
  12/11/14
oh my god
excitant stock car
  12/11/14
The credited oh my god. OMG does not cover it.
Pontificating Background Story
  12/11/14
i was ok until "your wife"
excitant stock car
  12/11/14
Dude. How did "Wait for Me" not fucking floor you?...
Pontificating Background Story
  12/11/14
not quite sure where he i going to go- looks like he is stuc...
snowy abode rigpig
  09/15/17
the "wait for me" got me. you can feel the love an...
mind-boggling arrogant ceo
  12/11/14
...
Pontificating Background Story
  12/11/14
yeah I got a boner there too
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  02/11/16
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mauve geriatric main people
  12/11/14
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Learning disabled slate pocket flask
  12/12/14
To be fair, they probably do. You'll just have to die for th...
opaque unhinged parlour alpha
  12/11/14
I don't know bro. Offering to pay for people to come to a fu...
Pontificating Background Story
  12/11/14
she probably has like 40K just sitting around now that the w...
bipolar area
  12/11/14
Bro, I think she is Jewish.
Pontificating Background Story
  12/11/14
From the little we know of her I'm willing to bet there's ze...
galvanic filthy nibblets set
  12/11/14
So the takeaway is obviously that YOU should tell your loved...
bipolar area
  12/11/14
...
Pontificating Background Story
  12/11/14
one of my friends just found out her husband was cheating on...
bipolar area
  12/11/14
lol
excitant stock car
  12/11/14
but in seriousness, she said she was very happy and so i rel...
bipolar area
  12/11/14
:) :) :) :) :) :) that makes me happy
excitant stock car
  12/11/14
My wife would say she is not happy. Fml
opaque unhinged parlour alpha
  12/11/14
...
Wonderful insecure really tough guy den
  12/11/14
LOL faggot
Onyx electric national security agency stead
  12/11/14
lol
Chestnut Pistol Haunted Graveyard
  12/11/14
Best post by a pumo of 2014
Henna french patrolman trailer park
  12/13/14
...
Talented infuriating mediation
  06/04/17
That's true, but it's not the same
opaque unhinged parlour alpha
  12/11/14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv7w200rrcs
gay volcanic crater
  12/11/14
jesus. Also: *toward
red indian lodge
  12/11/14
Only on xo would you have a to v. toward masterman.
Pontificating Background Story
  12/11/14
...
Mischievous Orchestra Pit
  12/11/14
kinda macabre, no? better have this gal on suicide watch.
swollen floppy rehab sweet tailpipe
  12/11/14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHhp1ICLuHE
sable slap-happy point macaca
  12/13/14
fuck
Wonderful insecure really tough guy den
  12/11/14
...
Pontificating Background Story
  12/11/14
oh my. what a lovely girl. so terrible. terrible. terrib...
cream school cafeteria digit ratio
  12/11/14
...
Pontificating Background Story
  12/11/14
This is where you reply golden bears are extinct. Too soon?
khaki home
  12/11/14
oh dear
Ebony nofapping rigor famous landscape painting
  12/11/14
...
Pontificating Background Story
  12/11/14
i feel really bad for her and his family. i will never un...
Motley Corner Hairy Legs
  12/11/14
...
Pontificating Background Story
  12/11/14
i know what you mean. i think it's really important to keep ...
Razzle saffron international law enforcement agency
  12/11/14
she sounds guilty if you ask me. what are the odds he found ...
olive goal in life menage
  12/11/14
95%
Sticky curious wrinkle
  12/12/14
:(
garnet autistic jew
  12/12/14
holy shit
Razzle-dazzle Poppy Parlor
  12/12/14
...
Trip people who are hurt
  02/11/16
JFC
Honey-headed Location
  01/17/26
On a scale of 1-20?
Wonderful insecure really tough guy den
  12/11/14
Maybe he means 10 divided by 10?
red indian lodge
  12/11/14
...
Sienna casino crotch
  12/11/14
...
Pontificating Background Story
  12/11/14
Also lives in LA making nothing as a private school teacher ...
red indian lodge
  12/11/14
i'm sure she has rich parents, like all jews do.
Mischievous Orchestra Pit
  12/11/14
7
bipolar area
  12/11/14
:(
Plum School Faggot Firefighter
  01/22/15
invalid link
big-titted magenta garrison feces
  02/11/16
Doesn't the article say he had a lifelong medical condition?...
Pea-brained disturbing water buffalo
  12/11/14
It's really an odd twist. You read that up front and think o...
opaque unhinged parlour alpha
  12/11/14
the family was probably obliquely referring to depression
Exhilarant unholy temple giraffe
  12/11/14
(reading comp masterman)
aromatic brunch
  12/11/14
gd i can't believe you had to poast this for me to realize i...
Exhilarant unholy temple giraffe
  12/11/14
that isn't "rare" though
excitant stock car
  12/11/14
yeah man be sure to hit them with a comment.
sadistic at-the-ready shitlib dilemma
  12/11/14
SHATTERS your life
cyan vigorous spot
  12/11/14
"Six years, pumo! . . . Six years -- four hundred d...
Topaz vivacious fortuitous meteor stag film
  12/11/14
...
Crawly Maniacal Affirmative Action National
  12/11/14
good to see someone is paying attention here.
Topaz vivacious fortuitous meteor stag film
  12/11/14
"His means were modest" LOL at that bullshit six...
bipolar area
  12/11/14
holy fuck he only worked biglaw for a year. go to hell
excitant stock car
  12/11/14
he spent his whole life in school. when he was at berkeley h...
sadistic at-the-ready shitlib dilemma
  12/11/14
*has net worth of -210000* *eats ramen noodles b/c of tax...
Crimson Adulterous Halford
  12/11/14
HIGHEST DISTINCTION IN GENERAL SCHOLARSHIP
sadistic at-the-ready shitlib dilemma
  12/11/14
is that summa cum laude?
Misanthropic stimulating address therapy
  12/12/14
bro looks fat as fuck in his firm bio compared to the other ...
sadistic at-the-ready shitlib dilemma
  12/11/14
stfu PN
gay volcanic crater
  12/11/14
120 :(
garnet autistic jew
  12/11/14
I wonder what the mood is like at the Kirkland sf office tod...
metal iridescent gas station preventive strike
  12/11/14
BIGLAW assicaticates are too boring and robotic to have any ...
khaki home
  12/11/14
...
Razzle-dazzle Poppy Parlor
  12/12/14
...
Translucent Site Candlestick Maker
  12/13/14
especially true in SF
sable slap-happy point macaca
  12/13/14
"Look at what they make us give," one associate sa...
big nudist filthpig hospital
  12/11/14
...
hairraiser rusted lay bbw
  12/11/14
What's the source of this?
bateful plaza kitty cat
  12/11/14
Jason Bourne movie. Bourne kills another assassin while with...
Amethyst sex offender indirect expression
  12/12/14
...
sable slap-happy point macaca
  12/13/14
...
Razzle-dazzle Poppy Parlor
  01/22/15
unjustifiably underrated poast
sable slap-happy point macaca
  01/22/15
"You eat what you kill." I would say they're 10...
Trip people who are hurt
  12/11/14
This sounds right. Jfc
metal iridescent gas station preventive strike
  12/11/14
christ on a stick
pearly library coffee pot
  12/11/14
The cold hard truth is its business as usual. Associates way...
opaque unhinged parlour alpha
  12/11/14
A mid-level at my firm at one of our smaller offices killed ...
Pontificating Background Story
  12/11/14
Someone died in my biglaw firm and literally the day everyon...
tan impertinent foreskin
  12/11/14
lmao
Offensive Supple Sanctuary
  12/11/14
"Let's push to get this doc production out early for Je...
lascivious persian elastic band
  12/12/14
...
Light Glittery Locale Potus
  12/12/14
...
sable slap-happy point macaca
  01/22/15
For the firm, in death as in life.
bearded toilet seat nursing home
  06/04/17
*Fish SPRINTING to mail a lateral application*
out-of-control business firm pisswyrm
  12/11/14
:( Sad story for everyone involved.:(
Cobalt forum milk
  12/11/14
As much as i've thought about going out like this, the thing...
cream school cafeteria digit ratio
  12/11/14
TITCR. I saw so many people toil away in abject misery. It...
Confused concupiscible lettuce ratface
  12/11/14
He should have taken the NYS DOCCS exam this upcoming Januar...
soul-stirring bisexual chapel police squad
  12/11/14
or even NYSAN MAN test.
Crawly Maniacal Affirmative Action National
  12/11/14
Ti, OC, tcr. I can't understand people who wouldn't try just...
opaque unhinged parlour alpha
  12/11/14
what can a 30 year old reasonably restart at though. esp as...
Heady indigo twinkling uncleanness locus
  12/12/14
Sure but you'd rather kill yourself than just run away? Coul...
opaque unhinged parlour alpha
  12/12/14
yeah but when you've spent your whole life striving, strivin...
Rose cracking principal's office gunner
  12/11/14
this stuff happens in house too my friend http://abovethe...
Talented infuriating mediation
  12/11/14
...
Translucent Site Candlestick Maker
  12/13/14
earl-bot says: what a selfish asshole. Feel horrible for...
Yapping Spectacular Legal Warrant Round Eye
  12/11/14
To be fair, you know nothing about the fiance. She could hav...
opaque unhinged parlour alpha
  12/11/14
Hits close to home.
Emerald kitchen circlehead
  12/11/14
You killed yourself too?
opaque unhinged parlour alpha
  12/11/14
agreed
Talented infuriating mediation
  12/11/14
Partner didn't give attention To the fact that client didn'...
indecent contagious station
  12/11/14
Clearly I remember Nit-picking on the boy Seamless each ni...
racy boiling water
  12/12/14
How could I forget When I caught him sleeping under his des...
racy boiling water
  12/12/14
damn, you guys.
mauve geriatric main people
  12/12/14
...
racy boiling water
  12/12/14
most underrated subthread itt
sable slap-happy point macaca
  12/13/14
ty
racy boiling water
  12/13/14
...
indecent contagious station
  12/13/14
this is great
obsidian scourge upon the earth
  12/13/14
...
indecent contagious station
  12/13/14
...
Low-t Senate
  12/12/14
...
sable slap-happy point macaca
  12/13/14
...
racy boiling water
  03/05/17
so where can I send my app
Honey-headed Location
  12/11/14
His profile is still up on Kirkland.com. You think anyone th...
Vermilion sandwich
  12/11/14
...
big nudist filthpig hospital
  12/11/14
...
indecent contagious station
  12/11/14
harsh
Mischievous Orchestra Pit
  12/11/14
...
lascivious persian elastic band
  12/11/14
Wouldn't surprise me if he's still being copied on shit
opaque unhinged parlour alpha
  12/11/14
lolol
Sticky curious wrinkle
  12/12/14
...
aphrodisiac pozpig boltzmann
  12/11/14
jfc
stirring green new version
  12/12/14
...
Charismatic harsh associate
  12/12/14
...
Low-t Senate
  12/12/14
He may be gone, but he shall live on forever in the calendar...
Histrionic alcoholic half-breed pit
  12/12/14
...
hairraiser rusted lay bbw
  12/12/14
still
Lake Theater Stage
  12/12/14
...
Razzle-dazzle Poppy Parlor
  12/12/14
someone seriously needs to make a movie about biglaw includi...
sable slap-happy point macaca
  12/13/14
Business idea:
indecent contagious station
  12/13/14
fuck
stubborn masturbator azn
  12/13/14
oh god oh -
hairless thriller yarmulke
  12/13/14
...
Bull headed violet resort trust fund
  12/22/14
...
Claret hell
  01/23/15
...
odious pervert field
  06/04/17
Pretty sad. I remember reading about a female kirkland asso...
Heady indigo twinkling uncleanness locus
  12/12/14
Mourn for colleague, prepare and deliver poignant anecdote r...
Histrionic alcoholic half-breed pit
  12/12/14
jfc 180
Swashbuckling office generalized bond
  12/12/14
...
indecent contagious station
  12/12/14
...
Sepia vibrant market partner
  12/12/14
padded as usual
racy boiling water
  12/12/14
...
Razzle-dazzle Poppy Parlor
  01/22/15
...
Claret hell
  01/23/15
Mid-level offed herself at my old firm. They sent around a ...
Buff 180 theatre
  12/12/14
"grinding tons of hours" pic? *gets out lotion*
gay volcanic crater
  12/13/14
if suicide, LOL if not, sucks terribly
black university roommate
  12/13/14
JESUS CHRIST....how is this dude's profile still up on K&...
Exciting Personal Credit Line Striped Hyena
  12/22/14
Jesus. He's been in the ground for weeks now. Mr. Hammes, te...
Histrionic alcoholic half-breed pit
  12/22/14
Sick
bateful plaza kitty cat
  12/22/14
Gotta keep him up there until Dec 2014 bills clear.
Buff 180 theatre
  12/22/14
This is really depressing. It's not like they left it as a t...
Exciting Personal Credit Line Striped Hyena
  12/23/14
update: IT'S STILL THERE
Vermilion sandwich
  12/28/14
stopped reading at "nose-bleed GPA"
Mustard Provocative Range Depressive
  12/22/14
email from partner to deceased: "In the future, please ...
sable slap-happy point macaca
  01/22/15
...
Know-it-all adventurous shrine
  01/23/15
Hilarious that his brutal, savage suicide is repeatedly call...
Multi-colored state tank
  01/23/15
uvt actually
obsidian scourge upon the earth
  01/23/15
https://www.linkedin.com/pub/jeremy-adler/4a/a08/5ba His ...
Trip people who are hurt
  01/23/15
...
Multi-colored state tank
  01/23/15
brutal
Buff 180 theatre
  01/23/15
2.5 years away from copping non-equity partner!
Trip people who are hurt
  02/11/16
http://www.theknot.com/wedding/Pringle-Adler
Charismatic harsh associate
  02/11/16
Oh. That's horrible with the honeymoon date calculation.
Plum School Faggot Firefighter
  02/11/16
holy shit still there.
Arousing gaping
  03/05/17
Coming soon to a LinkedIn Inbox: Jeremy Adler is celebrating...
Trip people who are hurt
  09/15/17
...
boyish flirting piazza
  04/25/15
:(
Razzle-dazzle Poppy Parlor
  02/11/16
this handsome bro had no wife or kids right? why did he kill...
Razzle-dazzle Poppy Parlor
  02/11/16
:(
Plum School Faggot Firefighter
  02/11/16
...
Ivory Tantric Church Building
  06/04/17
the fucked up thing about this thread is it's the 2nd hit on...
milky razzmatazz toaster
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...
Azure Blood Rage French Chef
  08/02/17
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Abusive gold roast beef hall
  09/15/17
im just gonna ask the q everyone wants to know but is 2 scar...
Irradiated turquoise center
  09/15/17
I hope she found a less selfish bro to devote herself to.
Trip people who are hurt
  09/15/17
they sounded like true lovers.
Irradiated turquoise center
  09/15/17
did anyone check her FB
Abusive gold roast beef hall
  09/15/17
Of course I am sure she did. I doubt she even thinks of thi...
brindle beady-eyed corn cake
  08/17/20
...
primrose stage nowag
  08/17/20
great bump
Useless Brakes
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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:20 AM
Author: Trip people who are hurt

http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/insidebayarea/obituary.aspx?n=jeremy-theriault-adler&pid=173405169&fhid=5486

I'm sure that his life, on balance, remained in balance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26908659)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:23 AM
Author: Dashing Pink Institution

I'd be pissed if I died prematurely after all this delayed gratification. Dude spend his life grinding and had nothing to show for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26908682)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: Buff 180 theatre

Truly brutal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26908940)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: aphrodisiac pozpig boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26912370)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:49 PM
Author: Sienna casino crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#33472277)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 1:25 PM
Author: canary native

Wonder if he could even get life insurance, and assuming he could if he loaded up and now his fiancee is balling out of control. Or better yet, he never changed the beneficiary and it all goes to his parents and they will use it to buy him a dope mauseleum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#40768695)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Drab Ticket Booth Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26916283)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: excitant stock car

jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26908675)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:24 AM
Author: excitant stock car

just remember all this light and life was spent on billing for the past 12+ months and then out of nowhere was gone.

it could be you. it could be you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26908684)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: Translucent Site Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26922898)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:37 PM
Author: Vermilion sandwich

fuuuuuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26922977)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: crystalline whorehouse prole

Anyone know cause of death? Was this a suicide?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26908693)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: Trip people who are hurt

"For all his strengths, there was something overwhelming about the world that Jeremy, in a vulnerable moment, could not quite conquer. We will never know what that something was, only that it caused Jeremy to leave us."

What else could it be?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26908711)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: crystalline whorehouse prole

Well it could either be suicide or some sort of drug overdose (some shit about demons, etc.), but I think that probably indicates suicide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26908720)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:13 PM
Author: opaque unhinged parlour alpha

It said a vulnerable moment like it was intentional

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26908863)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: excitant stock car

cr. unless it was some sort of allergy or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909358)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:22 PM
Author: Ebony nofapping rigor famous landscape painting

perhaps Apollo himself guided the arrow of Paris to slay young Jeremy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909681)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:23 PM
Author: excitant stock car

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909688)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: fragrant fighting cruise ship

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26910065)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:46 PM
Author: Azure Blood Rage French Chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#33472261)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: Laughsome maroon brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909704)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 5:07 AM
Author: Learning disabled slate pocket flask

Literally fucking heartbreaking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26915140)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 1:19 PM
Author: Idiotic titillating property antidepressant drug

Jesus that is so sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#40768662)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: diverse sinister messiness

for some reason i picture him having AVM like Nate on six feet under. they mention a rare medical condition, but he was still going on with his life as if he was fine (engaged, biglaw, etc.).

or maybe he was just like ljl white women and checked out of here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26908723)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: Sienna casino crotch

he's got gay face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26908697)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:52 PM
Author: Wonderful insecure really tough guy den

I feel bad for loling but can't help it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909089)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Sienna casino crotch

he's definitely gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909245)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Wonderful insecure really tough guy den

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909252)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: aromatic brunch

And engaged to a chick. I think this may be the overwhelming thing he couldn't overcome despite all of his strength.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909288)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: Onyx electric national security agency stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#33472271)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:09 PM
Author: Passionate House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#27165468)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: splenetic domesticated church

Wait, did he killself or was it drugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26908713)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: cerebral wagecucks bawdyhouse

Damn, sounds like a suicide:

For all his strengths, there was something overwhelming about the world that Jeremy, in a vulnerable moment, could not quite conquer. We will never know what that something was, only that it caused Jeremy to leave us. - See more at:

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26908717)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: khaki home

Did his SHATTER THE MARKET bonus clear at least first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26908721)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: Zombie-like space jap

KIRKLAND no longer SHATTERS. That's probably why he killed self.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26908831)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:54 PM
Author: khaki home

Did they at least have $17,500 first year bonuses and then start trimming mid and high level to claim they do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909481)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:48 AM
Author: appetizing meetinghouse

Hope more details come up on this. Pretty sad that he was so insignificant to Kirkland that they still haven't taken his profile down (possible they are not even aware). I know someone who did IP lit in that office and billed 3k minimum per year. I know another person who had what can only be described as complete emotional meltdown (the kind of girl who was always positive and upbeat). Hopefully, Kirkland can be a true market leader and institute some mental health check program that will be a model for a market, however, I believe we all know that an earth shattering hush payment to the family is the most likely outcome here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26908794)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: Trip people who are hurt

Thanks a lot Obama.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26908813)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 5:37 PM
Author: Impressive shimmering base factory reset button

LOL at 3000 per year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26910684)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:00 PM
Author: Sepia vibrant market partner

Attrition is pretty high at Kirkland, so this is not terribly surprising.

However, associates usually wait until the New Year to transition out of the firm, so this departure before bonuses are paid out is a bit abnormal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26908826)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:06 PM
Author: Zombie-like space jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26908835)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:12 PM
Author: Pontificating Background Story

Jesus dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26908857)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:15 PM
Author: gay volcanic crater

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26908881)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:14 PM
Author: bateful plaza kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26908867)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: Buff 180 theatre

the departing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26908964)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: Claret hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909125)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: cyan vigorous spot

See you hell, because I laff'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909369)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:13 PM
Author: Irradiated turquoise center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#34217533)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Comical cruel-hearted trump supporter mexican

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909630)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 6:32 PM
Author: Chestnut Pistol Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26911076)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: aphrodisiac pozpig boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26912384)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 6:08 PM
Author: odious pervert field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#33472420)



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Date: October 16th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: Translucent Site Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#48204667)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: opaque unhinged parlour alpha

It sounds like he killed himself? "Something overwhelming about the world he could not quite conquer"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26908845)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:11 PM
Author: opaque unhinged parlour alpha

Sounds like the stress of biglaw got to him.... Dude was likely miserable in his last few years and saw nothing but bleakness going forward. Kinda sad even with being engaged. Dude should have at least tried quitting and seeing if that made him happier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26908852)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:27 PM
Author: Buff 180 theatre

Quitting after "compiling a nose-bleed GPA"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26908972)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:43 PM
Author: Trip people who are hurt

Fucking GPA splitters. Grinders the lot of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909051)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: sadistic at-the-ready shitlib dilemma

do NOT talk that way about a scholar

HIGHEST DISTINCTION IN GENERAL SCHOLARSHIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909419)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:48 PM
Author: bearded toilet seat nursing home

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgSJUzYCGtc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909064)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:54 PM
Author: red indian lodge

Never gets old. Would love to see the footage that didn't make the cut, like the cocking of the gun pointed at Robert C. Davis' head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909100)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:28 PM
Author: Naked Sexy Box Office

I can't believe how fast time is going..this dude wasn't born until 1985

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909282)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Frozen ultramarine puppy gay wizard

He is currently enjoying DLA PIPER. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909296)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: khaki home

"If you want to balance, you can, on balance, do so."

What the fuck does that even mean? Aren't lawyers paid to not spout meaningless jargon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909499)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: hairless thriller yarmulke

i am sure whoever wrote the script thought repeating 'balance' was a clever rhetorical flourish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26922970)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:23 PM
Author: Translucent Site Candlestick Maker

http://www.anitaslove.com/about/

Anita L. Schick died on August 21st, 2009, peacefully in her bed. She wasn’t sick. She was 27 weeks pregnant and in (seemingly) perfect health. To date, no cause is known for her death. She was 37 years old.

Anita’s life revolved around God and her relationships to people. She touched people with her laughter, caring and love. This site hopes to continue her love.

Writing helps me heal, so here I am with a new blog. In addition to continuing Anita’s legacy, I am working through my own feelings by examining who she was – which makes me feel closer to her. This also provides a place to gather information for our three children so they can one day understand better who their mother was.

If you have any feelings, thoughts, memories or stories about Anita, please email me at greg@anitaslove.com – I am collecting these specifically for the children. Some of them I may use on the site. If you prefer not to have your name used on the site or to have your stories shared only with the children, please let me know. But do not let that stop you from sharing with my family the love that Anita gave you.

Thank you.

Greg Schick

August 2009

Update: January 2010, the coronor finally presented us the report and issued a death certificate. The official cause of death was an enlarged heart with additional conditions being a placental abruption. Since they don’t know if the placenta detatched before or after her heart stopped, they could not say for certain that it was the cause of death. But I say for certain it was because I knew my wife. She had two natural childbirths with no medication by going into a trace-like state during labor. She had a high pain tolerance and, I believe, would have put herself into the same mental trance if she felt a lot of pain (which she did that moring, she told me). I think she was trying to resist the pain of the abruption over a period of several hours until her heart finally gave out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26922907)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:30 AM
Author: dull cumskin tanning salon

the first dude's wiggling foot tic gets me every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#27169157)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:20 PM
Author: Mischievous Orchestra Pit

fiancee is a 10/10

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10516781_10103348535200423_3835150854588191318_n.jpg?oh=e55ff740a0d9ab6c9498410d1bb128f0&oe=550E304C&__gda__=1426702682_9461300fe953e108c538fe6678ce3d5d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909244)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Sienna casino crotch

he's gay hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909250)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Mischievous Orchestra Pit

her note on her fb page is sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909254)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: opaque unhinged parlour alpha

Pls post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909258)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Mischievous Orchestra Pit

eh, just put her name in fb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909279)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:34 PM
Author: mind-boggling arrogant ceo

i think I got some dust in my eye or a little mist drifted in the room or something at the second to last sentence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909324)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Mischievous Orchestra Pit

this.

and it doesnt seem like suicide. says he died a rare death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909347)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: mind-boggling arrogant ceo

uh, bro, that note and his mom's comment on the note make it pretty obvious that it was suicide

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909354)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: Mischievous Orchestra Pit

i can't find the mom's comment. initials?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909379)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: mind-boggling arrogant ceo

most likely actually his dad or brother or something. 14 comments in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909396)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: Mischievous Orchestra Pit

holy shit, you're right.

this is sad. they could be anyone i know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909411)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:31 PM
Author: marvelous cowardly organic girlfriend stage

jfc you guys are thorough in reviewing facebook discovery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26910057)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: big nudist filthpig hospital

When's the last time you've heard of someone hanging themselves with a telephone cord DURING a conference call?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909406)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Mischievous Orchestra Pit

too soon, breh. too soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909416)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: opaque unhinged parlour alpha

I laughed I'm going to hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909436)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:53 PM
Author: Frozen ultramarine puppy gay wizard

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909849)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: Pontificating Background Story

Oh my God. I hope someone loves me as much as this someday:

If anyone from LA wants to come to the funeral, but cannot afford it, please do not hesitate to ask me for funds. I can't think of anything better to put my wedding money to than celebrating Jeremy's life. I love you, Jer bear. I love you more than you will ever know. I love you, the most golden of bears. Wait for me. Your wife, Rachel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909427)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: excitant stock car

oh my god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909431)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Pontificating Background Story

The credited oh my god. OMG does not cover it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909469)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: excitant stock car

i was ok until "your wife"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909485)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: Pontificating Background Story

Dude. How did "Wait for Me" not fucking floor you? I mean Jesus Fucking Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909492)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: snowy abode rigpig

not quite sure where he i going to go- looks like he is stuck waiting for her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#34217517)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: mind-boggling arrogant ceo

the "wait for me" got me. you can feel the love and desperation building up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909502)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: Pontificating Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909510)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: gay volcanic crater

yeah I got a boner there too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909542)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:21 PM
Author: Plum School Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#29804046)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: mauve geriatric main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26910338)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 5:09 AM
Author: Learning disabled slate pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26915148)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:50 PM
Author: opaque unhinged parlour alpha

To be fair, they probably do. You'll just have to die for them to say it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909447)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: Pontificating Background Story

I don't know bro. Offering to pay for people to come to a funeral is an unbelievable act of love.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909487)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: bipolar area

she probably has like 40K just sitting around now that the wedding won't happen, it's an act of love, but i sure wouldn't call it "unbelievable"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909498)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:58 PM
Author: Pontificating Background Story

Bro, I think she is Jewish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909515)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:26 PM
Author: galvanic filthy nibblets set

From the little we know of her I'm willing to bet there's zero chance of that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909709)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: bipolar area

So the takeaway is obviously that YOU should tell your loved ones TODAY how you feel before it's too late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909490)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: Pontificating Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909497)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: bipolar area

one of my friends just found out her husband was cheating on her, so that night when i got home i woke my wife up and asked her if she was happy being married to me and we just cuddled for a while as i told her the sad story and then she said no i am not happy and can you please get up, you're cutting off the circulation to tyrone's dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909511)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:58 PM
Author: excitant stock car

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909518)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: bipolar area

but in seriousness, she said she was very happy and so i relaxed

you don't know, but my wife is super awesome, smart, supportive, and hot - basically hit the jackpot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909632)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: excitant stock car

:) :) :) :) :) :) that makes me happy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909638)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:59 PM
Author: opaque unhinged parlour alpha

My wife would say she is not happy. Fml

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909523)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: Wonderful insecure really tough guy den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909555)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Onyx electric national security agency stead

LOL faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909629)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: Chestnut Pistol Haunted Graveyard

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26911091)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 4:15 PM
Author: Henna french patrolman trailer park

Best post by a pumo of 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26923467)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:54 PM
Author: Talented infuriating mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#33472312)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: opaque unhinged parlour alpha

That's true, but it's not the same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909513)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:59 PM
Author: gay volcanic crater

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv7w200rrcs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909526)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: red indian lodge

jesus.

Also: *toward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909458)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: Pontificating Background Story

Only on xo would you have a to v. toward masterman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909505)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Mischievous Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909474)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: swollen floppy rehab sweet tailpipe

kinda macabre, no? better have this gal on suicide watch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909534)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:28 PM
Author: sable slap-happy point macaca

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHhp1ICLuHE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26922931)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: Wonderful insecure really tough guy den

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909541)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: Pontificating Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909701)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:11 PM
Author: cream school cafeteria digit ratio

oh my. what a lovely girl. so terrible. terrible. terrible. terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909622)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: Pontificating Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909703)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: khaki home

This is where you reply golden bears are extinct. Too soon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909633)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: Ebony nofapping rigor famous landscape painting

oh dear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909695)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:52 PM
Author: Pontificating Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909836)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:30 PM
Author: Motley Corner Hairy Legs

i feel really bad for her and his family.

i will never understand how dark a place somebody has to be in to think it's ok to allow loved ones to suffer through a suicide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909728)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:52 PM
Author: Pontificating Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909843)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:15 PM
Author: Razzle saffron international law enforcement agency

i know what you mean. i think it's really important to keep those things separate though - that it's in no way a referendum on how much they love their family.

speaking from experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909976)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:18 PM
Author: olive goal in life menage

she sounds guilty if you ask me. what are the odds he found out she was banging another dude and that's why he offed himself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909997)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: Sticky curious wrinkle

95%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26913788)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 5:50 AM
Author: garnet autistic jew

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26915212)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Poppy Parlor

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26916853)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: Trip people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#29804038)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: Honey-headed Location

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#49596842)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Wonderful insecure really tough guy den

On a scale of 1-20?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909261)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:34 PM
Author: red indian lodge

Maybe he means 10 divided by 10?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909325)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: Sienna casino crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909391)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: Pontificating Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909705)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: red indian lodge

Also lives in LA making nothing as a private school teacher while he was billing 280/month at K&E. Sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909350)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Mischievous Orchestra Pit

i'm sure she has rich parents, like all jews do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909385)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:54 PM
Author: bipolar area

7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909478)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: Plum School Faggot Firefighter

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#27165350)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: big-titted magenta garrison feces

invalid link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#29809391)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:25 PM
Author: Pea-brained disturbing water buffalo

Doesn't the article say he had a lifelong medical condition? Maybe he died from that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909266)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:26 PM
Author: opaque unhinged parlour alpha

It's really an odd twist. You read that up front and think oh he got got from a heart attack or something, but then it's like bam one moment of weakness!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909276)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: Exhilarant unholy temple giraffe

the family was probably obliquely referring to depression

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909364)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: aromatic brunch

(reading comp masterman)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909439)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Exhilarant unholy temple giraffe

gd i can't believe you had to poast this for me to realize i was responding to flaem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909533)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:50 PM
Author: excitant stock car

that isn't "rare" though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909450)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:58 PM
Author: sadistic at-the-ready shitlib dilemma

yeah man be sure to hit them with a comment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909517)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: cyan vigorous spot

SHATTERS your life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909366)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: Topaz vivacious fortuitous meteor stag film

"Six years, pumo! . . .

Six years -- four hundred depositions --

a hundred motions -- five changes of venue --

eighty-four thousand documents in discovery!

...Six years I steered this beast, pumo --

six years of stalling and screaming and scheming . . "



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909368)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: Crawly Maniacal Affirmative Action National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26910115)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:24 PM
Author: Topaz vivacious fortuitous meteor stag film

good to see someone is paying attention here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26910287)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: bipolar area

"His means were modest"

LOL at that bullshit

six figure income is not "modest means"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909402)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: excitant stock car

holy fuck he only worked biglaw for a year. go to hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909413)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: sadistic at-the-ready shitlib dilemma

he spent his whole life in school. when he was at berkeley he worked at in-n-out burger what the fuck do you want?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909430)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: Crimson Adulterous Halford

*has net worth of -210000*

*eats ramen noodles b/c of taxes & debt service*

*gets shat on for being a 1%er by racist internet posters*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26912290)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: sadistic at-the-ready shitlib dilemma

HIGHEST DISTINCTION IN GENERAL SCHOLARSHIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909425)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 6:34 AM
Author: Misanthropic stimulating address therapy

is that summa cum laude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26915274)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: sadistic at-the-ready shitlib dilemma

bro looks fat as fuck in his firm bio compared to the other pics. too much seamless faggot. maybe if he went to the gym and squatted once in a while he wouldn't be a depressed faggot .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909457)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: gay volcanic crater

stfu PN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909551)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: garnet autistic jew

120 :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909491)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: metal iridescent gas station preventive strike

I wonder what the mood is like at the Kirkland sf office today.

Must be weird to be in his associate class and think, "someone else preferred death over my everyday routine."

Though in sure his job wasn't the only thing that contributed to this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909535)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: khaki home

BIGLAW assicaticates are too boring and robotic to have any kind of self reflection.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909559)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Poppy Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26916840)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: Translucent Site Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26922917)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:30 PM
Author: sable slap-happy point macaca

especially true in SF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26922939)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: big nudist filthpig hospital

"Look at what they make us give," one associate says to another while waiting in the Keurig line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909562)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: hairraiser rusted lay bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909953)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: bateful plaza kitty cat

What's the source of this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26910342)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 2:50 AM
Author: Amethyst sex offender indirect expression

Jason Bourne movie. Bourne kills another assassin while with Marie's brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26914828)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:30 PM
Author: sable slap-happy point macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26922944)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Poppy Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#27165460)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:09 PM
Author: sable slap-happy point macaca

unjustifiably underrated poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#27165470)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: Trip people who are hurt

"You eat what you kill."

I would say they're 10% shocked/sad at his death, 40% jealous that he doesn't have to work in biglaw anymore, and 50% masochistically happy that they can grab his hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909642)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:20 PM
Author: metal iridescent gas station preventive strike

This sounds right. Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909666)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:25 PM
Author: pearly library coffee pot

christ on a stick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26910032)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:19 PM
Author: opaque unhinged parlour alpha

The cold hard truth is its business as usual. Associates way too slammed to think about shit like this. They only have the piles and piles of work that people wanted a week ago to think about breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909663)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:23 PM
Author: Pontificating Background Story

A mid-level at my firm at one of our smaller offices killed self (I did some research for him in our state once) and while the firm did a nice tribute to him on the website and in some internal emails, nothing else was done other than going to his funeral (people from his office). I don't think the entire thing infringed more than 5 minutes out of my billables.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909689)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 5:25 PM
Author: tan impertinent foreskin

Someone died in my biglaw firm and literally the day everyone found out a partner told me and another associate that it wasn't going to be easy for anyone, but there were matters that needed to be attended to, so we'd have to soldier on with heavy hearts or some crap like that. unreal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26910605)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 5:25 PM
Author: Offensive Supple Sanctuary

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26910611)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 10:15 AM
Author: lascivious persian elastic band

"Let's push to get this doc production out early for Jeremy. He would have wanted it that way."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26915752)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Light Glittery Locale Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26916645)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: sable slap-happy point macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#27165482)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 6:00 PM
Author: bearded toilet seat nursing home

For the firm, in death as in life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#33472363)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:13 PM
Author: out-of-control business firm pisswyrm

*Fish SPRINTING to mail a lateral application*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909962)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:19 PM
Author: Cobalt forum milk

:( Sad story for everyone involved.:(



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26910011)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: cream school cafeteria digit ratio

As much as i've thought about going out like this, the thing about biglaw is that you have a great first option--quitting. Or even just taking an official leave. Or just calling in sick for 2 weeks. Any of those steps would be a very material change. In other words, in biglaw, you have something so big to unload that you can reasonably expect it to render an immediate and drastic life change--so first move should be ringing the bell. In a way its comforting--there is an intermediate step short of this. Sure, it might not work, but it's there and easy. Fuck peer pressure or keeping up appearances when the alternative is this.

I wish i could have talked to the guy. His fiance sounds so sweet and caring and it is just terrible. And fuck K&E and this fucking industry by the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26910018)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:27 PM
Author: Confused concupiscible lettuce ratface

TITCR. I saw so many people toil away in abject misery. It erodes their personality, changes their behaviors, ruins lives. I have nothing but unadulterated hatred for every partner in my former law firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26910039)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: soul-stirring bisexual chapel police squad

He should have taken the NYS DOCCS exam this upcoming January 2015. Great benefits. Great pay. As much or as little overtime as you want. You get to carry an off duty gun and I'm sure he had a shitton saved.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26910059)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: Crawly Maniacal Affirmative Action National

or even NYSAN MAN test.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26910124)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:18 PM
Author: opaque unhinged parlour alpha

Ti, OC, tcr. I can't understand people who wouldn't try just escaping all responsibility and restarting somewhere else vs killing themselves. When I'm depressed I fantasize about quitting my job and doing nothing for a year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26910255)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: Heady indigo twinkling uncleanness locus

what can a 30 year old reasonably restart at though. esp as a man chained to society's and his wife's expectations. living in SF surrounded by strivers, women with high expectations, etc.... it sucks but it's not acceptable to just quit your well paying job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26916107)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:59 AM
Author: opaque unhinged parlour alpha

Sure but you'd rather kill yourself than just run away? Could just drop off the planet man if you are so worried about the shame of facing expectations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26916268)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Rose cracking principal's office gunner

yeah but when you've spent your whole life striving, striving, striving, calling it quits just doesn't seem like the easy way out.

What a fucked up mindset we lawyers have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26910986)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:04 PM
Author: Talented infuriating mediation

this stuff happens in house too my friend

http://abovethelaw.com/2014/10/big-banks-associate-gc-hangs-himself-following-legal-troubles/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26912078)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: Translucent Site Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26922913)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: Yapping Spectacular Legal Warrant Round Eye

earl-bot says:

what a selfish asshole. Feel horrible for his poor fiance. Who the fuck does that?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26910120)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:19 PM
Author: opaque unhinged parlour alpha

To be fair, you know nothing about the fiance. She could have treated him like dogs it for all you know. I'm sure she really did love him but that doesn't mean she was a good gf. She could have been cheating on him or whatever. Who knows.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26910265)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:30 PM
Author: Emerald kitchen circlehead

Hits close to home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26910314)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 8:08 PM
Author: opaque unhinged parlour alpha

You killed yourself too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26911698)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:03 PM
Author: Talented infuriating mediation

agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26912070)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: indecent contagious station

Partner didn't give attention

To the fact that client didn't care

King Jeremy the wicked

Billed his hours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26912199)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 10:47 AM
Author: racy boiling water

Clearly I remember

Nit-picking on the boy

Seamless each night, lunch a taco truck

But we ignored his cryin

Trashed his brief

And shit on the new draft he'd submit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26915919)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: racy boiling water

How could I forget

When I caught him sleeping under his desk

I saw him hurting

Westlaw left open

Just like the day

Like the day I heard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26916277)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: mauve geriatric main people

damn, you guys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26916309)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 10:26 PM
Author: racy boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26920103)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:39 PM
Author: sable slap-happy point macaca

most underrated subthread itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26922999)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: racy boiling water

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26923015)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 4:29 PM
Author: indecent contagious station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26923548)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:11 PM
Author: obsidian scourge upon the earth

this is great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26922834)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 4:29 PM
Author: indecent contagious station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26923549)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: Low-t Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26916042)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:40 PM
Author: sable slap-happy point macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26923000)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 9:29 PM
Author: racy boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#32761811)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: Honey-headed Location

so where can I send my app

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26912201)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: Vermilion sandwich

His profile is still up on Kirkland.com. You think anyone there has realized he's gone yet? I picture his phone still vibrating in a drawer somewhere zzzzzt zzzt zzzzt zzzt "where are you?" "where is the motion to compel draft?" "are you out of the office all week? why didn't you tell us in advance?" zzzzt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26912273)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: big nudist filthpig hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26912280)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: indecent contagious station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26912284)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: Mischievous Orchestra Pit

harsh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26912292)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: lascivious persian elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26912304)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:38 PM
Author: opaque unhinged parlour alpha

Wouldn't surprise me if he's still being copied on shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26912341)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Sticky curious wrinkle

lolol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26913834)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: aphrodisiac pozpig boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26912379)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 5:59 AM
Author: stirring green new version

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26915224)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 10:19 AM
Author: Charismatic harsh associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26915783)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: Low-t Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26916043)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: Histrionic alcoholic half-breed pit

He may be gone, but he shall live on forever in the calendar invites for the weekly team calls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26916078)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: hairraiser rusted lay bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26916362)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:10 PM
Author: Lake Theater Stage

still

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26916664)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Poppy Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26916862)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: sable slap-happy point macaca

someone seriously needs to make a movie about biglaw including this scene

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26922948)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 8:28 PM
Author: indecent contagious station

Business idea:

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26924877)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:41 PM
Author: stubborn masturbator azn

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26923005)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 3:00 PM
Author: hairless thriller yarmulke

oh god oh -

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26923097)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:42 AM
Author: Bull headed violet resort trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26979462)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: Claret hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#27169011)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 6:09 PM
Author: odious pervert field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#33472423)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:23 AM
Author: Heady indigo twinkling uncleanness locus

Pretty sad. I remember reading about a female kirkland associate who offed herself a few years ago;.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26916058)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:30 AM
Author: Histrionic alcoholic half-breed pit

Mourn for colleague, prepare and deliver poignant anecdote re memory of deceased. (0.3)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26916086)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: Swashbuckling office generalized bond

jfc

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26916232)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: indecent contagious station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26916275)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Sepia vibrant market partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26916278)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:05 PM
Author: racy boiling water

padded as usual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26916292)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Poppy Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#27165463)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: Claret hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#27169018)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Buff 180 theatre

Mid-level offed herself at my old firm. They sent around a very cryptic RIP email. Wasn't at all clear what happened until you scrolled down and saw the option to donate to the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention. She was gone from the website within an hour of the email being sent. Cute girl, known for grinding tons of hours, really a shame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26917055)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:20 PM
Author: gay volcanic crater

"grinding tons of hours" pic? *gets out lotion*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26922894)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: black university roommate

if suicide, LOL

if not, sucks terribly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26924912)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:06 AM
Author: Exciting Personal Credit Line Striped Hyena

JESUS CHRIST....how is this dude's profile still up on K&E's website?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26978895)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:52 AM
Author: Histrionic alcoholic half-breed pit

Jesus. He's been in the ground for weeks now. Mr. Hammes, tear down this profile!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26979009)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:18 AM
Author: bateful plaza kitty cat

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26979417)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:22 AM
Author: Buff 180 theatre

Gotta keep him up there until Dec 2014 bills clear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26979424)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 7:26 PM
Author: Exciting Personal Credit Line Striped Hyena

This is really depressing. It's not like they left it as a tribute to him or something since there's nothing even noting that he passed away.

Pretty depressing that an associate can die and it's like no one at Kirkland has even noticed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26988486)



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Date: December 28th, 2014 11:14 PM
Author: Vermilion sandwich

update: IT'S STILL THERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#27014605)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:28 AM
Author: Mustard Provocative Range Depressive

stopped reading at "nose-bleed GPA"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26979437)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: sable slap-happy point macaca

email from partner to deceased: "In the future, please let us know in advance when you will be committing suicide so that we can make adequate staffing adjustments for your matters. Thanks,"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#27165504)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:34 AM
Author: Know-it-all adventurous shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#27169170)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:15 AM
Author: Multi-colored state tank

Hilarious that his brutal, savage suicide is repeatedly called his "passing" on his scholarship website, completely obscuring the fact that he was miserable due to his life choices of pursuing BigFlaw.

http://jeremyadlerscholarship.org/#firstPage

Also, can't tell if the long haired asian behind him in the banner photo is a NOWAG or just a typical Berkeley moonface dame that turned into his gf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#27169041)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: obsidian scourge upon the earth

uvt actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#27169186)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:15 AM
Author: Trip people who are hurt

https://www.linkedin.com/pub/jeremy-adler/4a/a08/5ba

His time at K&E will increase and people will wonder why he hasn't copped breakfast after 16-20 years as an associate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#27169043)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: Multi-colored state tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#27169053)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: Buff 180 theatre

brutal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#27169103)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: Trip people who are hurt

2.5 years away from copping non-equity partner!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#29804052)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Charismatic harsh associate

http://www.theknot.com/wedding/Pringle-Adler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#29804134)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:32 PM
Author: Plum School Faggot Firefighter

Oh. That's horrible with the honeymoon date calculation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#29804148)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 9:31 PM
Author: Arousing gaping

holy shit still there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#32761827)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: Trip people who are hurt

Coming soon to a LinkedIn Inbox: Jeremy Adler is celebrating a 4-year work anniversary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#34217506)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 7:02 AM
Author: boyish flirting piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#27756203)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Poppy Parlor

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#29804042)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Poppy Parlor

this handsome bro had no wife or kids right? why did he kill himself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#29804053)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: Plum School Faggot Firefighter

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#29804069)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: Ivory Tantric Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#33472252)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 6:08 PM
Author: milky razzmatazz toaster

the fucked up thing about this thread is it's the 2nd hit on google (via a blog)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#33472417)



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Date: August 2nd, 2017 12:42 PM
Author: Azure Blood Rage French Chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#33903100)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:03 PM
Author: Abusive gold roast beef hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#34217483)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:07 PM
Author: Irradiated turquoise center

im just gonna ask the q everyone wants to know but is 2 scared to ask: did his fiance remarry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#34217493)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: Trip people who are hurt

I hope she found a less selfish bro to devote herself to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#34217514)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:13 PM
Author: Irradiated turquoise center

they sounded like true lovers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#34217536)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:59 PM
Author: Abusive gold roast beef hall

did anyone check her FB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#34217869)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 2:07 PM
Author: brindle beady-eyed corn cake

Of course I am sure she did. I doubt she even thinks of this dude anymore. It was 6 years ago. This is why you don’t commit suicide. You become a footnote unfortunately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#40768910)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 1:04 PM
Author:  primrose stage nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#40768599)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 1:06 PM
Author:  Useless Brakes

great bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#40768609)