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*pencil pushing nerd from compliance fumes*
Spruce University Fat Ankles
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Electric purple principal's office
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"We forgot to file this motion! We'll never make it to ...
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Metal pit useless brakes
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Curious bistre national
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this post finally got the OU SAE song out of my head
wonderful home
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fucking lol
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anal resort
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*buddy rushes through the front door behind someone else rig...
house-broken shimmering circlehead
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legit
Curious bistre national
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Up-to-no-good Base
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Height of assosciate?
mentally impaired elastic band
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6'1"; buddy cucks him in the sequel
house-broken shimmering circlehead
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lmfao
Vibrant kitty
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LOL
Big-titted Cracking Native
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lol
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Adventurous Orange Spot
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Carnelian At-the-ready Rehab Toilet Seat
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Cocky Chest-beating Blood Rage Locale
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Dashing Flickering Senate
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this is too on point. are culture has reached a plateau.
charismatic casino knife
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Moar!
fragrant mahogany degenerate
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the level of creativity in some of the poasters on this boar...
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pale seedy lay
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Electric purple principal's office
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turquoise cuckold
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Carnelian At-the-ready Rehab Toilet Seat
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Adventurous Orange Spot
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khaki massive church building
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pale seedy lay
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lake den
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pale seedy lay
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disrespectful shrine boiling water
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I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, wh...
Metal pit useless brakes
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he's taking this case PRO Bone-o! LOL
Hyperventilating gold range generalized bond
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Avocado property rigor
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Electric purple principal's office
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It practically writes itself!
fragrant mahogany degenerate
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Electric purple principal's office
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Electric purple principal's office
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Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long
Electric purple principal's office
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You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk r...
Spruce University Fat Ankles
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Metal pit useless brakes
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Glittery abnormal house preventive strike
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closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth u...
Curious bistre national
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Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all fi...
Metal pit useless brakes
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so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff fi...
Curious bistre national
  03/11/15
Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incomin...
Metal pit useless brakes
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i was with it until i thought about what would happen when p...
Curious bistre national
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Shit
Metal pit useless brakes
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Avocado property rigor
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salmon vigorous hairy legs
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This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.
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cordovan sound barrier alpha
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pale seedy lay
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Electric purple principal's office
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still going strong
pale seedy lay
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(Chip Kelly)
Galvanic Peach Locus Reading Party
  03/11/15
Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?"...
Metal pit useless brakes
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Avocado property rigor
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So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec- ...
Spruce University Fat Ankles
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All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates, There will be a ...
Galvanic Peach Locus Reading Party
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Metal pit useless brakes
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There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladie...
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lavender nowag
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lake den
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stimulating pocket flask patrolman
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"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of p...
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wonderful home
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*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!&...
Metal pit useless brakes
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*bark aves
Histrionic keepsake machete business firm
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Wine violent athletic conference bawdyhouse
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Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on
Electric purple principal's office
  02/23/22
Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw B...
Hyperventilating gold range generalized bond
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floppy dingle berry
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All, Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this ...
Galvanic Peach Locus Reading Party
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WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET
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Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a...
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Avocado property rigor
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Arousing Well-lubricated Filthpig Mental Disorder
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*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking...
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wonderful home
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Startled immigrant
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Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the ...
Galvanic Peach Locus Reading Party
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OMG spot on movie voice guy!
charismatic casino knife
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i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my...
hot beta trailer park
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you're never to old to learn some new tricks.
Bat-shit-crazy ruddy chad
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I'm laughing out loud in the office right now
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bright appetizing regret
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Cocky Chest-beating Blood Rage Locale
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lmao
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lake den
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Electric purple principal's office
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pungent space
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Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon
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Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the ...
Mauve concupiscible dog poop
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skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom &...
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sooty gaped newt center
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Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giv...
Razzmatazz Location Sweet Tailpipe
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Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventio...
Metal pit useless brakes
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Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies?...
odious buff gunner
  03/12/15
Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out ...
Metal pit useless brakes
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don't remind me ive seen 4 of them
fragrant mahogany degenerate
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Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy...
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Metal pit useless brakes
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Electric purple principal's office
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Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely...
Irradiated wagecucks mediation
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Bateful Deer Antler Parlour
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Galvanic Peach Locus Reading Party
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180
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dark misunderstood party of the first part
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Curious bistre national
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pale seedy lay
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Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a...
Galvanic Peach Locus Reading Party
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(Rick Reilly)
Fluffy nighttime school cafeteria marketing idea
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That hurt bro.
Galvanic Peach Locus Reading Party
  03/12/15
great thread
Territorial kink-friendly trust fund cumskin
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Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will...
charismatic casino knife
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no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install...
house-broken shimmering circlehead
  03/12/15
I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train
Maroon sanctuary
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Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination cert...
Beady-eyed macaca
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soul-stirring stage
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*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at fee...
Beady-eyed macaca
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Beady-eyed macaca
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*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overe...
coiffed fishy ticket booth voyeur
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Ultramarine filthy whorehouse tattoo
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*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glass...
pale seedy lay
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Electric purple principal's office
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"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or n...
Beady-eyed macaca
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Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because h...
bespoke chapel
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Electric purple principal's office
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bump for Buddy
Beady-eyed macaca
  03/13/15
We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave th...
comical gay kitchen
  03/14/15
This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberl...
emerald striped hyena
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"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going...
emerald striped hyena
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Avocado property rigor
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Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associa...
Glittery abnormal house preventive strike
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know-it-all alcoholic associate son of senegal
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Hairraiser fear-inspiring windowlicker
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*makes Buddy partner*
coiffed fishy ticket booth voyeur
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Galvanic Peach Locus Reading Party
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cerebral market
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stimulating pocket flask patrolman
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ruh roh
Cocky Chest-beating Blood Rage Locale
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Bateful Deer Antler Parlour
  03/25/15
who's a good associate?
Bat-shit-crazy ruddy chad
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http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees...
puce diverse step-uncle's house
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Metal pit useless brakes
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stimulating pocket flask patrolman
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imagine the trailer for the sequel. *Ja Rule's 'Living ...
overrated frozen temple love of her life
  04/02/15
HOLY SHIT 180000000
Metal pit useless brakes
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1800000000000000000
Avocado property rigor
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Midpoint of sequel: The gorgeous blonde female associate,...
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Bateful Deer Antler Parlour
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Cocky Chest-beating Blood Rage Locale
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Motley office
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lake den
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Rough-skinned Volcanic Crater
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holy fucking shit
Big Zombie-like Coldplay Fan
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Curious bistre national
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Honey-headed potus
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bipolar tripping hospital
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stirring church
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lake den
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Electric purple principal's office
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go Get Em!
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Electric purple principal's office
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Heady address foreskin
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180
Bateful Deer Antler Parlour
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180^180
hot beta trailer park
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Cocky Chest-beating Blood Rage Locale
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Curious bistre national
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Milky azn cruise ship
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I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.
Bateful Deer Antler Parlour
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Bateful Deer Antler Parlour
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Mauve concupiscible dog poop
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spectacular abusive new version hall
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pale seedy lay
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Electric purple principal's office
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Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon
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bright appetizing regret
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HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our ...
Irradiated wagecucks mediation
  05/08/15
underrated
Racy brethren
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bright appetizing regret
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Bateful Deer Antler Parlour
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https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/60611101095351091...
Cocky Chest-beating Blood Rage Locale
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Metal pit useless brakes
  06/03/15
Golden Bears apparently struggle with it
Aphrodisiac primrose tank garrison
  06/03/15
Ouch
Metal pit useless brakes
  06/10/15
SIR! That is UNCALLED for.
sooty gaped newt center
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Electric purple principal's office
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Avocado property rigor
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180
Confused French Chef
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dark misunderstood party of the first part
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Avocado property rigor
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Bateful Deer Antler Parlour
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bright appetizing regret
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slap-happy henna place of business kitty cat
  08/26/15
it's been done https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A...
Swashbuckling water buffalo
  09/03/15
Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship...
Bateful Deer Antler Parlour
  09/18/15
Happy Friday, brothers.
Mauve concupiscible dog poop
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Metal pit useless brakes
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Maybe this movie can be a documentary? http://www.gertsbu...
Bateful Deer Antler Parlour
  01/12/16
This bort could use a palate cleanser today
Mauve concupiscible dog poop
  02/12/16
I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies...
fragrant mahogany degenerate
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spectacular abusive new version hall
  03/20/16
Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all
tantric aromatic mother gaping
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spectacular abusive new version hall
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Electric purple principal's office
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Electric purple principal's office
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uhhh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PoiKvCfR8
Exciting copper crackhouse
  04/14/16
needed more golden retrievers
spectacular abusive new version hall
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https://dogs.thefuntimesguide.com/files/educated-dog-wearing...
spectacular abusive new version hall
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Bat shit crazy apoplectic international law enforcement agency
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spectacular abusive new version hall
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Threads like these are why this bort is the best
bipolar tripping hospital
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Mauve concupiscible dog poop
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CR.
Electric purple principal's office
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Bateful Deer Antler Parlour
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spectacular abusive new version hall
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i really like it here
Metal pit useless brakes
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Electric purple principal's office
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Electric purple principal's office
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Gorgeous Relic of the Web 1.0 Age
Electric purple principal's office
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bipolar tripping hospital
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spectacular abusive new version hall
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One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartw...
bipolar tripping hospital
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spectacular abusive new version hall
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Metal pit useless brakes
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Bateful Deer Antler Parlour
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contagious zippy crotch institution
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Electric purple principal's office
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Woah CR friend :-)
Electric purple principal's office
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bipolar tripping hospital
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orchid dead selfie toaster
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Bat shit crazy apoplectic international law enforcement agency
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bipolar tripping hospital
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BigLaw Bud part 2: korean opposing counsel has a novel st...
Hairless sienna rigpig
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Bateful Deer Antler Parlour
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Bateful Deer Antler Parlour
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burgundy multi-colored jap forum
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bipolar tripping hospital
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spectacular abusive new version hall
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Adventurous Orange Spot
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burgundy multi-colored jap forum
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Fiercely-loyal Red Stag Film Becky
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Big-titted Cracking Native
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Bateful Deer Antler Parlour
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TWIST: some humorless faggot gunner associate actually finds...
Dilemma Milk
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Likely a 8th year female capital markets shrew with dog alle...
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:23 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: Metal pit useless brakes

I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, where an asshole out of touch big lawyer winds up doing some community outreach event at an animal shelter. He winds up adopting the dog under pressure from either a dogloving ptr he wants to impress or a dog loving romantic interest. He's not a big fan of the dog but it loves him. So much so that, come Monday, it gets really distraught when the owner leaves and makes his way to the office...

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: Metal pit useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27470831)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Glittery abnormal house preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27497445)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: Curious bistre national

closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth under desk of gruff managing partner who had been threatening to make the office a dog-free zone throughout the movie

MP is won over by puppies, "well, i guess our new litter of first years means we can cancel the summer program!" as all laugh and scene wipes to credits

edit: on second thought this would work better as a scene playing out as the credits roll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27470860)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: Metal pit useless brakes

Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all film (like Seinfeld with Steinbrenner) but for this last line, we pan above the desk to see Bob Dell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27470890)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:42 PM
Author: Curious bistre national

so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff film :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27471290)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:45 PM
Author: Metal pit useless brakes

Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incoming crop of human first yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27471316)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: Curious bistre national

i was with it until i thought about what would happen when profits came in below projection in 3Q 2016

*MP on the phone on way to firm-sponsored caribbean retreat*

"i don't care if the no-kill shelter is closer and has space, you're to do as youre told"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27471344)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: Metal pit useless brakes

Shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27471351)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: Avocado property rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27475062)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: salmon vigorous hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#43855168)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Location Sweet Tailpipe

This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27470899)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: cordovan sound barrier alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27470922)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:12 PM
Author: Metal pit useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27471048)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:08 AM
Author: pale seedy lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#43987334)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:41 AM
Author: Electric purple principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#43987359)



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Date: April 20th, 2022 6:37 AM
Author: pale seedy lay

still going strong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#44371499)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Galvanic Peach Locus Reading Party

(Chip Kelly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27470925)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: Metal pit useless brakes

Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?" montage in the trailer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27470931)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: Avocado property rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27475063)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: Spruce University Fat Ankles

So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec-

*bloop bloop bloop*

Is... Is someone SLEEP YIPPING on my conference call????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27470955)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: Galvanic Peach Locus Reading Party

All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates,

There will be a liverwurst cake for Buddy in the breakroom at 3 p.m. It is his 5th anniversary with the firm. Please come and make sure to sign his card which is going around in inter-office mail.

Also, while I have your attention, people have been leaving paper plates and cups in the breakroom rather than throwing them away. Several legal administrators have complained. In the future, please throw your trash away or have your Associate do it.

Thanks,

Office Manager

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27470960)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Metal pit useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27470968)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: Spruce University Fat Ankles

There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladies room on the 12th floor. Whoever does it appears to drool on them and shake them like a toy. If anyone knows more about the individual or individuals responsible please contact HR. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27470990)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: Galvanic Peach Locus Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27470994)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:59 AM
Author: lavender nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27475066)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: Glittery abnormal house preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27497457)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:31 AM
Author: lake den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#43566246)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: stimulating pocket flask patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27471501)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Hyperventilating gold range generalized bond

"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of pitbull tactics are these?"

"Ummm... sir?"

"WHAT!?"

*silence*

"Golden retriever, actually."

*opening lick from Back in Black*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27470973)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Metal pit useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27471001)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: yapping vengeful antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27471033)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: wonderful home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27471058)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: stimulating pocket flask patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27471504)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Metal pit useless brakes

*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27470997)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: Histrionic keepsake machete business firm

*bark aves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27497351)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:11 AM
Author: Wine violent athletic conference bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#44014266)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:18 AM
Author: Electric purple principal's office

Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#44014291)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Hyperventilating gold range generalized bond

Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw Buddy 2: Double Billing"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27471002)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: floppy dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27471016)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: Galvanic Peach Locus Reading Party

All,

Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27471013)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:48 PM
Author: lascivious disturbing sex offender

WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27471342)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:52 PM
Author: Mauve concupiscible dog poop

Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a lawyer"

*shot of clock, 6pm Friday. boomer partner busts down door and throws project on Mike's desk*

"But dreams aren't always what they're supposed to be..."

*cut to CGWBT alone at restaurant, forlorn, staring at phone. waiter passes by* "Dinner alone again, miss?"

*cut to phone buzzing in vibrate on Mike's desk. Texts pop up: "where r u????" "this is the last time u stand me up!!"*

*camera pans to Mike hunched over documents, red pen in hand, bleary eyed*

And now Mike's life has gone...to the dogs. *shot of Mike passed out on desk as sun rises in the window*

*music shifts to mischievous buddy comedy beat. alert pops up on outlook: New Associate arrives today. Mike awakened by knock on door*

"Yeah, come in!"

*door opens, no one is there. mike looks confused. camera moves forward past the desk to reveal Buddy, tail wagging, wearing a tie and carrying a briefcase in his mouth*

Announcer: This summer, Mike will discover that you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27471367)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:06 PM
Author: Hyperventilating gold range generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27471482)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: anal resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27471495)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: Supple black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27471548)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:33 PM
Author: floppy dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27471653)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: cordovan sound barrier alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27471660)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:53 AM
Author: Avocado property rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27475064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 AM
Author: Arousing Well-lubricated Filthpig Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27475146)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:56 AM
Author: house-broken shimmering circlehead

*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking pages on a doc review project, buddy and mike deposing key witness, and buddy jumping up to the restaurant table where mike and CGWBT are sitting to dinner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27475224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:58 AM
Author: wonderful home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27475227)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:59 AM
Author: thriller insecure yarmulke site

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27475233)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: Startled immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27475556)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Galvanic Peach Locus Reading Party

Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the early 90s. Fucking 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27476972)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:20 PM
Author: charismatic casino knife

OMG spot on movie voice guy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27477249)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: hot beta trailer park

i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my office the entire time i read that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27477254)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy ruddy chad

you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27553063)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: excitant jew laser beams

I'm laughing out loud in the office right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27553360)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 10:57 PM
Author: bright appetizing regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27607509)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: Cocky Chest-beating Blood Rage Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#28027511)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Big Zombie-like Coldplay Fan

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#28785609)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 10:27 PM
Author: exhilarant hell therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#29025445)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: boyish faggot firefighter stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#29583780)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Curious bistre national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#29583820)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: low-t impertinent persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#30562456)



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Date: July 14th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: bipolar tripping hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#30922939)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:05 PM
Author: bipolar tripping hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#32227702)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 1:59 PM
Author: bipolar tripping hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#33167688)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:47 AM
Author: frum titillating brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#34010105)



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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:52 PM
Author: lake den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#39504529)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 6:54 AM
Author: pale seedy lay

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#43582182)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 4:02 PM
Author: Electric purple principal's office

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#43584504)



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:49 AM
Author: pungent space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#47524040)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#49344205)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: Mauve concupiscible dog poop

Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the sympathetic secretary with a cancer-stricken child keep her job--by switching from the firm's overpriced bike couriers to a new, more efficient startup: BeagleZoom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27471663)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: soul-stirring stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27475151)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Balding giraffe area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27476207)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:24 PM
Author: stirring church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#39053692)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: vermilion passionate corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27474437)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: talking hominid skinny woman

skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom

"yes ratmir if helpful let's do a page turn of the MD&A. buddy can u pass me the prosp..."

"hang on a sec...where is..."

*joe dirt style camera cuts to parking lot, buddy humping an irish setter, "SNOOP DOG - WHATS MY NAME" intro playing*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27475150)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:51 AM
Author: sooty gaped newt center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27475356)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Location Sweet Tailpipe

Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giving Buddy the ability to talk, or even have voiceovers of his thoughts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27475262)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:52 AM
Author: Metal pit useless brakes

Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventions of shit-tier 1990s family comedies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27475359)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: odious buff gunner

Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27475444)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: Metal pit useless brakes

Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out of Air Bud. Not flame.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Bud_%28series%29

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27475449)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: fragrant mahogany degenerate

don't remind me ive seen 4 of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#31598611)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: Mauve concupiscible dog poop

Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy curled up in a banker's box, passed out with his head hanging over the edge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27475544)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: Metal pit useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27479185)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: Electric purple principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#44001649)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: Irradiated wagecucks mediation

Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely been here a year!"

Rainmaker: "The executive committee counts in dog years."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27476372)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:17 PM
Author: Bateful Deer Antler Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27476393)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Galvanic Peach Locus Reading Party

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27476980)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: trip cowardly theater stage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27477047)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:41 PM
Author: dark misunderstood party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27479199)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:16 PM
Author: Curious bistre national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#29583833)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: pale seedy lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#43587064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: Galvanic Peach Locus Reading Party

Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a clever fox. Hounding him won't do any good. Now leave him alone so he will setter down and pointer the client to the correct choice. Don't boxer him in like this. We don't want the client led a stray. Have her look at the prior law. Opposing counsel has nothing to basset on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27477006)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: Fluffy nighttime school cafeteria marketing idea

(Rick Reilly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27477195)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: Galvanic Peach Locus Reading Party

That hurt bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27477224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: Territorial kink-friendly trust fund cumskin

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27477330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: charismatic casino knife

Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will Arenett as the evil wall st law firm defense lawyer representing the greedy real estate developer that wants to bulldoze the multicultural neighborhood to build yuppie condos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27477674)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: house-broken shimmering circlehead

no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install a pollution factory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27477679)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: Maroon sanctuary

I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#30275156)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: Beady-eyed macaca

Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination certificate before I can let him approach the witness"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27478946)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: soul-stirring stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27479220)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: Beady-eyed macaca

*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at feet of bailiff*

*bailiff picks up papers and hands them to judge*

Judge: "Objection overruled, you may proceed, counselor."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27479335)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: Beady-eyed macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27479330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: coiffed fishy ticket booth voyeur

*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overeagerly greets new clients*

Associate chimes in, "Now that's what I call the spillable hour"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27479779)



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Date: October 13th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: Ultramarine filthy whorehouse tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#37015648)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:12 AM
Author: pale seedy lay

*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glasses rolls her eyes and smirks, all the while smiling at Buddy's wildly wagging tail*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#43987335)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:09 PM
Author: Electric purple principal's office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#44011448)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: Beady-eyed macaca

"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or number 24 with our remaining peremptory."

*shows Buddy photo of Juror No. 24*

*Buddy growls*

*shows Buddy photo of Mrs. Patterson, Juror No. 6*

*Buddy darts out of the courtroom*

*after a few minutes, Buddy comes back enthusiastically leading a beaming, elderly Mrs. Patterson into the jury box*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27480687)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: bespoke chapel

Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because his neighbor Mrs. Adams told me she saw...

Buddy: *Barks sharply*

Judge: Objection sustained. Hearsay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27480767)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: Electric purple principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27488620)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Beady-eyed macaca

bump for Buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27482718)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: comical gay kitchen

We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave the firm. We've decided to bring in a new associate to take over your files.

http://imgur.com/1bWYub6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27488047)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: emerald striped hyena

This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberland a few days ago, right? http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2015/03/cumberland_school_of_law_celeb.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27488614)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: emerald striped hyena

"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going to need you to do some digging into the caselaw tonight."

"R-ruff!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27488615)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 9:52 PM
Author: Avocado property rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27496520)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Glittery abnormal house preventive strike

Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27497439)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: know-it-all alcoholic associate son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27497446)



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Date: March 16th, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: Hairraiser fear-inspiring windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27497735)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: coiffed fishy ticket booth voyeur

*makes Buddy partner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27553036)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: Galvanic Peach Locus Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27553052)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: cerebral market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27553378)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: stimulating pocket flask patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27608900)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: Cocky Chest-beating Blood Rage Locale

ruh roh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#28027492)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: Bateful Deer Antler Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27553027)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy ruddy chad

who's a good associate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27553043)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: puce diverse step-uncle's house

http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees

It's hard enough for an intelligent, well-educated human to graduate law school -- let alone a dog. Yet Ellis, an 80-pound black lab, walked along with the New York Law School graduates in May of 2012 to receive his honorary degree from the school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27553300)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: Metal pit useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27607536)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: stimulating pocket flask patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27608897)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:13 PM
Author: overrated frozen temple love of her life

imagine the trailer for the sequel.

*Ja Rule's 'Living it Up' plays over a montage of wealth, success, magazine covers, etc. featuring Buddy*

Italian maître d at fancy restaurant: "Hey-ah, it's-a Buddy! So good you come-a to dinna, mama-mia!"

*paparazzi flash bulbs go off to recreation of spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp*

*scene switches to biglaw office full of associates drinking and cavorting with Buddy; splashing around in corner jacuzzi*

"Hey Buddy, the verdict is in! How much you think we won this time?"

*record needle screeches*

"We... LOST???"

*scene switches to rival firm's offices*

"Oh, what a CAT-astrophe for our little friend Buddy! Don't you think so... Fluffy?"

"Mrawgh!"

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27607642)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: Metal pit useless brakes

HOLY SHIT 180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27607656)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: Avocado property rigor

1800000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27607664)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: bright appetizing regret

Midpoint of sequel:

The gorgeous blonde female associate, dressed in a skirted suit, enters a run-down bar. A smarmy first-year enters behind her, shows visible disgust at the bar's atmosphere. "Hepatitis central," he mutters. "I'll wait by the door."

But the female associate's not listening. She's heading toward a dark corner, where Buddy, tie loosened, looking disheveled, is sitting in hangdog fashion by a bowl and a half-filled bottle of scotch.

"Hi," she says softly. Buddy turns his head away from her.

"Let's go," the smarmy first-year calls from the door.

The female associate's eyes water slightly. Then her face turns hard in defiance. "The firm wanted me to come here and beg you to come back," she says. "But I won't. I won't beg. It's a trick I never learned, I guess. I know what they said about you. That all you had were 'tricks.' Well let me tell you something Buddy: those weren't tricks. What you did was some of the best damn lawyering this country's ever seen. But if you can't believe in yourself...well, I can't command you to. Anyway, goodbye, Buddy...Oh, and one more thing. Our next big case has just come in. The city's trying to tear down the Puppy Park on 3rd Avenue, apparently to make way for a new mosque. A shame you've given up on lawyering. We could have used you on this one..."

She turns and walks toward the bar. Buddy's head lifts and watches her.

"It's just a dog," the smarmy first-year says as she returns.

The female associate pauses, stares at him. "That dog was the sweetest, most sympathetic, most passionate lawyer I've ever met."

She brushes past, and the smarmy first-year gives a final look of disgust at the bar before leaving.

Buddy looks at his bowl of whiskey and stares into it. His own reflection shows, and slowly it fades into his younger, happier self.

Suddenly, with two barks, he's on his feet and running out the door.

The bartender, polishing a glass, smiles and nods. "Go get em, Buddy," he whispers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27607760)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:36 AM
Author: Chestnut razzle digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27608895)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:39 PM
Author: Mind-boggling personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27615650)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 10:34 AM
Author: house-broken shimmering circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27630643)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: Bateful Deer Antler Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27752610)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: Cocky Chest-beating Blood Rage Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#28027499)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:52 AM
Author: Motley office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#28027555)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:46 AM
Author: lake den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#28084155)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:24 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#28638620)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Big Zombie-like Coldplay Fan

holy fucking shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#28785639)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: Curious bistre national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#29583871)



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Date: September 20th, 2016 3:44 AM
Author: Honey-headed potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#31449727)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: bipolar tripping hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#31598240)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: Laughsome fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#35253023)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:25 PM
Author: stirring church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#39053699)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:35 AM
Author: lake den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#43566259)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: Electric purple principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#44001618)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 11:23 AM
Author: pale seedy lay

go Get Em!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#44009351)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:10 PM
Author: Electric purple principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#44011456)



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Date: April 5th, 2015 5:29 PM
Author: Heady address foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27625755)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: Bateful Deer Antler Parlour

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27752608)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: hot beta trailer park

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27849278)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: Cocky Chest-beating Blood Rage Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#28027509)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: Curious bistre national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#29583876)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Milky azn cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#35253013)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:43 PM
Author: Bateful Deer Antler Parlour

I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27752501)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: Bateful Deer Antler Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27849185)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: Mauve concupiscible dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#28638610)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:40 PM
Author: spectacular abusive new version hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#30274731)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:47 AM
Author: pale seedy lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#43566283)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: Electric purple principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#43587046)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#49344212)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: bright appetizing regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27771861)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:21 PM
Author: Irradiated wagecucks mediation

HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our health plan!

Buddy: *barks happily*

HR: We've also added spay and neuter coverage!

Buddy: *whimpers, tucks tail between his legs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27849456)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:48 AM
Author: Racy brethren

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#28027521)



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Date: May 25th, 2015 8:04 PM
Author: bright appetizing regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#27962643)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: Bateful Deer Antler Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#28027478)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: Cocky Chest-beating Blood Rage Locale

https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/606111010953510913

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#28027562)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:54 AM
Author: Metal pit useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#28027570)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac primrose tank garrison

Golden Bears apparently struggle with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#28027566)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:22 AM
Author: Metal pit useless brakes

Ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#28084089)



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: sooty gaped newt center

SIR! That is UNCALLED for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#31039824)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: Electric purple principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#44011461)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:40 AM
Author: Avocado property rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#28083832)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:42 AM
Author: Confused French Chef

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#28083836)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: dark misunderstood party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#28083838)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:48 AM
Author: Avocado property rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#28083850)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: Bateful Deer Antler Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#28380740)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: bright appetizing regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#28632763)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: slap-happy henna place of business kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#28632766)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:04 AM
Author: Swashbuckling water buffalo

it's been done

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#28679863)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: Bateful Deer Antler Parlour

Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship here. Top 5 XO thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#28786181)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 11:06 AM
Author: Mauve concupiscible dog poop

Happy Friday, brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#28932775)



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Date: November 6th, 2015 7:44 AM
Author: Metal pit useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#29122556)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Bateful Deer Antler Parlour

Maybe this movie can be a documentary?

http://www.gertsburglaw.com/about.html#alex

"Miles Davis Gertsburg

Miles Davis Gertsburg practices canine law. Hailing from tropical Cleveland, Ohio, and having graduated magna cum kibbles from the University of Wet-snout in Cambridge, Mr. Gertsburg is now the foremost expert in the United States on dog bite law, disputes between cats and dog, and disputes between humans about whether dogs are better than cats. As a dyed-in-the-fur litigator, Mr. Gertsburg advocates strongly for all clients, regardless of species."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#29583770)



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Date: February 12th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: Mauve concupiscible dog poop

This bort could use a palate cleanser today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#29814000)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: fragrant mahogany degenerate

I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies. There's like a million of them. They have puppies, go to space, save Christmas, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#30040857)



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Date: March 20th, 2016 9:14 AM
Author: spectacular abusive new version hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#30097676)



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Date: March 20th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: tantric aromatic mother gaping

Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#30097875)



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Date: April 10th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: spectacular abusive new version hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#30241752)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: Electric purple principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#43587049)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: Electric purple principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#44001619)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:26 PM
Author: Exciting copper crackhouse

uhhh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PoiKvCfR8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#30274638)



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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: spectacular abusive new version hall

needed more golden retrievers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#30290881)



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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: spectacular abusive new version hall

https://dogs.thefuntimesguide.com/files/educated-dog-wearing-suit-and-tie.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#30290859)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy apoplectic international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#30455483)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: spectacular abusive new version hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#30562433)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: bipolar tripping hospital

Threads like these are why this bort is the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#30562467)



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Date: July 15th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: Mauve concupiscible dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#30935970)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: Electric purple principal's office

CR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#43587047)



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Date: July 8th, 2016 1:51 PM
Author: Bateful Deer Antler Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#30881680)



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Date: July 26th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: spectacular abusive new version hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#31038347)



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:13 AM
Author: Metal pit useless brakes

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#31039776)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: Electric purple principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#43587048)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: Electric purple principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#44011463)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:12 PM
Author: Electric purple principal's office

Gorgeous Relic of the Web 1.0 Age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#44011466)



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Date: August 30th, 2016 8:47 PM
Author: bipolar tripping hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#31301639)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:02 PM
Author: spectacular abusive new version hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#31598188)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: bipolar tripping hospital

One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartwarming finest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#31598202)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: spectacular abusive new version hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#31598445)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 7:00 PM
Author: Metal pit useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#31598719)



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Date: October 13th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: Bateful Deer Antler Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#31632749)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: contagious zippy crotch institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#32227623)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: Electric purple principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#43587050)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: Electric purple principal's office

Woah CR friend :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#44011476)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 10:53 AM
Author: bipolar tripping hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#31714746)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: orchid dead selfie toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#31742386)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy apoplectic international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#32169807)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: bipolar tripping hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#32227605)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:00 PM
Author: Hairless sienna rigpig

BigLaw Bud part 2:

korean opposing counsel has a novel strategy to defeat Bud ... but it involves a fork and knife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#32227674)



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Date: January 6th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Bateful Deer Antler Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#32312509)



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Date: January 25th, 2017 10:35 PM
Author: Bateful Deer Antler Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#32461086)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: burgundy multi-colored jap forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#32547026)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 6:40 PM
Author: bipolar tripping hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#32593754)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 7:09 PM
Author: spectacular abusive new version hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#32593931)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 9:15 PM
Author: Adventurous Orange Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#32972265)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: burgundy multi-colored jap forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#33409133)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 2:50 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Red Stag Film Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#33409169)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 1:05 PM
Author: Big-titted Cracking Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#33437339)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: Bateful Deer Antler Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#33985675)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:22 PM
Author:  Dilemma Milk

TWIST: some humorless faggot gunner associate actually finds a rule saying golden retriever can't do biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#33985693)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: Bateful Deer Antler Parlour

Likely a 8th year female capital markets shrew with dog allergy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#33985710)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:13 PM
Author: Electric purple principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#44011472)



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Date: April 22nd, 2022 4:24 PM
Author: Electric purple principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#44386625)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: jet-lagged gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#34010081)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: frum titillating brunch

Most 180 thing about xo is that we have the collective talent and wisdom to accomplish virtually anything and what we decide to do with that power is poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#34010145)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: Electric purple principal's office

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#44011480)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 6:02 PM
Author:  psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#34022170)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: Flatulent quadroon point

he made equity partner

https://i.imgur.com/HsIjrxd.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#34113484)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:16 PM
Author: Electric purple principal's office

Gorgeous jet set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#44011494)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:21 PM
Author: Flushed Mood Old Irish Cottage

Apparently, something in the rules does say this:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/true-crime/wp/2017/11/02/the-suspect-told-police-give-me-a-lawyer-dog-the-court-says-he-wasnt-asking-for-a-lawyer/?sw_bypass=true&utm_term=.56a8c8451977

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#34596394)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 8:41 PM
Author: Unhinged buck-toothed half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#34599459)



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Date: November 5th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: olive cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#34611420)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:27 PM
Author: stirring church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#35366857)



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Date: December 24th, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: spectacular abusive new version hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#34997551)



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Date: January 25th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy apoplectic international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#35233934)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 4:04 PM
Author: spectacular abusive new version hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#35246573)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:17 PM
Author: disrespectful shrine boiling water



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Date: August 17th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: Bateful Deer Antler Parlour

Happy Friday everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#36631904)



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Date: June 17th, 2019 12:32 AM
Author:  pea-brained orchestra pit haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#38399330)



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Date: September 23rd, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: mischievous misanthropic legal warrant gas station

Golden retriever DISBARRED and DONE HERE after attacking another lawyer in the courthouse lobby:

https://www.boredpanda.com/homeless-cat-hired-employee-dr-leon-advogato/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#38876452)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: slippery tanning salon

Diversity hire: https://apnews.com/f170327ce22340f09b98afc5532a1de2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#39053685)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:32 PM
Author:  amethyst mad cow disease idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#39053724)



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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:36 PM
Author: Ocher station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#39059518)



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:44 AM
Author: pale seedy lay

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#47524036)



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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:35 PM
Author: floppy dingle berry

https://abcnews.go.com/US/dog-sworn-illinois-states-attorneys-office-provide-support/story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#39059516)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: floppy dingle berry

nothing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#39061680)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:25 PM
Author:  amethyst mad cow disease idea he suggested

See above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#39061716)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:53 PM
Author: floppy dingle berry

oh son of a bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#39061816)



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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:54 PM
Author:  topaz mexican wrinkle

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#39504537)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:31 AM
Author: Electric purple principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#44001625)



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Date: February 9th, 2021 7:27 PM
Author:  lodge pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#41917107)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:25 AM
Author: Maize abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#43566239)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:34 AM
Author: Ultramarine filthy whorehouse tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#43566256)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 11:20 PM
Author: Electric purple principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#43571163)



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Date: March 2nd, 2022 5:17 AM
Author: pale seedy lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#44066414)



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Date: October 5th, 2022 10:10 AM
Author: pale seedy lay

The best scene was the Discovery Montage of Bud digging through the file boxes for his bone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#45283374)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 7:21 PM
Author: lake den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#45684448)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 11:48 AM
Author: pale seedy lay

and now he's Speaker of the House! The 3rd most powerful pup in the land

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#45739945)



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Date: February 6th, 2024 5:13 AM
Author: pale seedy lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id#47371111)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑)



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