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Donald Rumsfeld Writes Like a Biglaw Partner

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM TO: Doug Feith FROM: Donald Rumsfel...
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where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan? thank
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odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this
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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: exciting purple office athletic conference

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM

TO: Doug Feith

FROM: Donald Rumsfeld

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

We need more coercive diplomacy with respect to Syria and Libya, and we need it fast. If they mess up Iraq, it will delay bringing our troops home.

We also need to solve the Pakistan problem.

And Korea doesn’t seem to be going well.

Are you coming up with proposals for me to send around?

Thanks.

http://library.rumsfeld.com/doclib/sp/1686/2003-04-07%20to%20Doug%20Feith%20re%20Issues%20with%20Various%20Countries.pdf

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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: green appetizing newt shitlib

Please solve peace in the Middle East.

Thank

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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: umber locale



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:28 AM
Author: ivory diverse scourge upon the earth



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:31 AM
Author: Pearl trust fund meetinghouse



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: Frum slimy community account



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: Violet locus love of her life



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:36 AM
Author: Crystalline Resort



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:37 AM
Author: Crystalline Resort

Just make the task monumental to see how hard they can push themselves! (Forthcoming article)

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:44 AM
Author: Pale Prole



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: Crystalline Resort

*is up a week straight cut and pasting shit together*

*sends it to Mr. Rumsfeld*

*never hears back*

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: Frum slimy community account

lol

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Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: Pale Prole



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:15 AM
Author: ivory diverse scourge upon the earth



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Date: April 8th, 2015 9:55 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Dog Poop House

Two weeks later: "Did you ever send me something on this?"

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: chartreuse center

Fuck. First day learned: forward original email every three days.

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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: Shaky carnelian sanctuary



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: Swashbuckling idiot site

where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan?

thank

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:56 AM
Author: metal hairraiser shrine feces

P.S. Remember that this client is cost sensitive. Be efficient.

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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: Pale Prole



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:17 PM
Author: aqua laughsome abode

*shudders*

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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: honey-headed vigorous national



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:36 AM
Author: Cyan painfully honest corner

GAO called,says we are over budget on this Operation Enduring Freedom project. They're also concerned about some of our contract vendors - did you approve?

Please see me. Thanks.

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:31 PM
Author: Violent Glittery Theatre Nowag

(((Middle East client))) is (((cost sensitive))))

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:39 PM
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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:06 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 9:57 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: passionate forum nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27649593)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:22 PM
Author: Bronze Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27650237)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: french aquamarine spot gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27669868)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:25 AM
Author: Mind-boggling dun corn cake ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27670067)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:14 AM
Author: Stimulating Brunch Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27769355)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: Crystalline Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27830050)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:18 PM
Author: honey-headed vigorous national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27849748)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: green appetizing newt shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27989232)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 10:33 AM
Author: Black Multi-colored Azn Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#29406936)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: ivory diverse scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#29407305)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: ivory diverse scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#32170922)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: Galvanic Depressive

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#32170942)



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Date: August 16th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: ivory diverse scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#34007233)



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Date: June 30th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: misunderstood turquoise property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#42711900)



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Date: July 1st, 2021 12:37 AM
Author: Trip fighting lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#42714882)



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Date: November 10th, 2021 7:01 AM
Author: Mind-boggling dun corn cake ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#43416271)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:50 PM
Author: mewling pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#45279206)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: racy blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#45778736)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:41 PM
Author: Mind-boggling dun corn cake ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#45778738)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 10:47 PM
Author: Electric Emerald Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#46928189)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: Contagious plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#46928216)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: Mind-boggling dun corn cake ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#46949268)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:33 PM
Author: Ungodly Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#46981193)



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Date: April 28th, 2016 12:22 AM
Author: Clear Bonkers Coldplay Fan Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#30362673)



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Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
Author: Mind-boggling dun corn cake ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#47352046)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:24 PM
Author: umber locale

180^180 find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27645342)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:26 PM
Author: Mind-boggling dun corn cake ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27645376)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: titillating cruise ship people who are hurt

odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27645426)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: umber locale

100%. no lackey would write like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27645448)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: chest-beating coral point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27649376)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: Pearl trust fund meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27645880)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 8:00 AM
Author: Fuchsia rigor school

rums doesn't sit. he has been a stand-all-fucking-day guy since the 80s because he feels it keeps him more focused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27647193)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: marvelous maize hospital ratface

Wow, I thought this was flame but apparently he actually does that?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A946-2004Jun23.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27650849)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: Comical impertinent potus menage

initials at bottom indicate he dictated and someone else typed it. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27669864)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: Ungodly Fortuitous Meteor

This makes it funnier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#42822912)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:44 AM
Author: Thriller roommate parlor

0%. He used standing desk (shaped somewhat like a podium)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27670126)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: iridescent fragrant market

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27645898)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: Frum slimy community account

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27645916)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:45 AM
Author: Talking trailer park factory reset button

epic find and on point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27645961)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: Pale Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646001)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:51 AM
Author: navy elastic band

Doug Feith to jr. associate:

FW: Issues w/Various Countries

pls handle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27645983)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: concupiscible jade institution

Will do. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646005)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:10 AM
Author: Saffron faggot firefighter whorehouse

Associate emails secretary for some help:

"AUTOMATIC REPLY OUT OF OFFICE: AS A REMINDER I WILL LEAVING AT 1PM ON THURSDAY FOR A PEDICURE IF U NEED SOME THING CONTACT LASHONDA IN WORD PROsESING HAVE A BLESSED DAY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646045)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Yellow Internal Respiration Indian Lodge

lol, lashonda

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646053)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Crystalline Resort

Holy Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646055)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:13 AM
Author: outnumbered theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646059)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: titillating cruise ship people who are hurt

this is pretty much what would happen IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646270)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle nighttime black woman legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27649386)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: swollen library ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27649736)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: Bronze Lodge

laughing out loud in my office reading this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27650251)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: orange foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27650265)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: out-of-control dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27769402)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: misunderstood turquoise property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27854561)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:04 AM
Author: Abnormal Space French Chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#43769860)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:04 PM
Author: Mind-boggling dun corn cake ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#46949270)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Floppy toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#49463308)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:05 AM
Author: outnumbered theater stage

Thank you for thinking of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646031)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:04 AM
Author: outnumbered theater stage

One could almost get the impression that our leaders (both Secretaries of Defense and Partners) have no comprehension whatsoever of the underlying issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646025)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: garnet sickened laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646182)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:37 AM
Author: Plum Supple State Patrolman

Or they hunt and peck type and can't be bothered to fully express themselves via email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#32170344)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: Saffron faggot firefighter whorehouse

lol xoxo Franks

"General Tommy Franks, who led both the 2001 invasion of Afghanistan and the Iraq War, once called Feith "the dumbest fucking guy on the planet.""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646046)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: outnumbered theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646049)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Violet locus love of her life

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646054)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 7:57 AM
Author: chartreuse center

Not flame: https://books.google.com/books?id=FHn-M8fZ96MC&pg=PT160&lpg=PT160&dq=dumbest+bastard+doug+feith&source=bl&ots=9Wzjio1gTY&sig=Kie1hQeDIgPyxQUCMdtaFjchLvk&hl=en&sa=X&ei=bRclVfqPGIWTsAXB1YCADQ&ved=0CCAQ6AEwAQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27647189)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: aromatic drab travel guidebook

the emphasis is a little more entertaining:

Franks ROUTINELY denounced Feith as: "the dumbest bastard, dumbest motherfucker on the face of the earth"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27670042)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: chartreuse center

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27710630)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:58 AM
Author: carmine stirring partner half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27847116)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:15 AM
Author: Adventurous pervert hissy fit

Under appreciated in this trove of 180s is the absurd subject line

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646066)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:17 AM
Author: Violet locus love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646072)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:18 AM
Author: Pearl trust fund meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646074)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:19 AM
Author: Saffron faggot firefighter whorehouse

It's the bow that ties this together as senior partner style.

The only thing more fitting would be if the subject was just "POLICY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646079)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:23 AM
Author: Adventurous pervert hissy fit

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646105)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 AM
Author: Violent new version coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646218)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:32 AM
Author: umber locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646155)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: pink histrionic gas station jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27650259)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:05 AM
Author: Mahogany death wish jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27670017)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: arousing university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#32401148)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: Contagious plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#34306543)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:07 PM
Author: Twisted Sound Barrier Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#46949279)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Floppy toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#49463313)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:24 AM
Author: cream range halford

Where are we on the siege of Fallujah? We know how hard you've all been working but we really need this done by COB tomorrow. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646109)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:44 AM
Author: Violent new version coffee pot

& he's almost as proliferous.

in that morris doc about him they say at one point that he wrote like 20,000 fucking memos when he was SOD.

20,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646197)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: Pearl trust fund meetinghouse

So? I know people who've written 30k tweets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646202)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:48 AM
Author: Violent new version coffee pot

dope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646209)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: Frum slimy community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27648975)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:03 AM
Author: Ocher lascivious genital piercing parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646250)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 10:03 AM
Author: Big ceo personal credit line

Winston Churchill was famous for sending out hundreds of requests like this for updates on weapon designs, campaign planning, recruitment, etc.

The merciful difference is that all replies were required to fit on one page because Churchill actually read all of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27647599)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: Adventurous pervert hissy fit

Biggest difference is that Churchill was a mother fuckin boss while Rummy was a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27649080)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: Crystalline Resort

Rumsfeld is pretty fucking alpha bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27649089)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: Adventurous pervert hissy fit

Alphas can be faggots too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27649171)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:10 PM
Author: splenetic boyish toilet seat base

Indeed. He began many of these memos with "Pray tell me...,” “Pray explain," "Pray, etc..." I start my emails this way. If it's good enough for WSC, it's good enough for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27650714)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Floppy toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#49463314)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: Violent Glittery Theatre Nowag

uh, that sounds pretty different. sounds like he was sending out detailed requests about specific issues, as opposed to "Look into how we can get some troops onto continental Europe"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#45778706)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: puce charismatic garrison

It's amazing to me that this level of official actually does send emails like this that are so straightforward about such broad, macro issues. It's like, if you saw a movie where someone playing the Secretary of Defense sent an email like this, or said it over the phone ("I need an update on the situation in Syria, dammit!"), you'd roll your eyes because you'd assume it's not a realistic portrayal of what must surely be much more nuanced, detailed discussion IRL at those levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27649194)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: garnet sickened laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27649365)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: motley cerise goyim

protip: this is how all high-level doods operate. the emperor truly has no clothes. everybody is faking it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27649377)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: chartreuse center

Bush literally was unaware that there were Sunni and Shiite Muslims in Iraq b4 the invasion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27649396)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: motley cerise goyim

I mean more like CEOs and shit too. For every Steve Jobs there's probably 20 dipshits writing "Sales #s low, sales up plz. BIGBONUS if u do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27649405)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: chartreuse center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27649414)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: swollen library ape

lol I've read emails in discovery related to employment lawsuits. These type of emails are common from higher ups to sales people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27649757)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: Wonderful Federal Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27711000)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Free-loading disgusting bawdyhouse

Ljl. Link to this Michael Moore/Daily Kos level retard drivel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27649539)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:10 PM
Author: chartreuse center

https://books.google.com/books?id=AMeZaKeV4qYC&pg=PA83&lpg=PP1&focus=viewport&output=html_text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27649693)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:38 PM
Author: Free-loading disgusting bawdyhouse

More direct of a source than I would have thought but still lol at that Howard Dean lackey. I'm sure Bush might not have had a deep understanding of shia and sunni in Iraq but to say he was "unfamiliar with these terms" is just lolzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27649879)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: tan curious fat ankles box office

TO: Joint Chiefs

FROM: George W. Bush (heh)

SUBJECT: RE: Iraq War Diligence

Cheney told me something about a shia and a sunni? Please research and report back.

Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27650035)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:34 PM
Author: chartreuse center

Twist: this was way more due diligence than he actually did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27650343)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: chartreuse center

i guess this is as close as you come to admitting that you were wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27669870)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:02 PM
Author: chartreuse center

why did racist party bro / idris elba's alt go pumo?

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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:43 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: chartreuse center

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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: orange foreskin



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:58 AM
Author: transparent orchestra pit



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Date: May 12th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: misunderstood turquoise property



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:39 PM
Author: Talented Topaz Principal's Office Keepsake Machete

I realized this at some point during my early 20’s and it changed the way I look @ the world.

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: garnet sickened laser beams

Sounds like he'd be a pain to work for

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: pearly judgmental crackhouse useless brakes

That's because he'd probably be one had he opted for law school instead of business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27649519)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: alcoholic kitty chapel

He went to GULC but never graduated. Wasn't aware he went to b-school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27649769)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: pearly judgmental crackhouse useless brakes

He'd probably be a V5 partner if he didn't go into biz/politics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27649708)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: Fishy excitant philosopher-king

One time the senior associate and I wrote up a list of tasks for a big new matter, with due dates, and sent it to the partner as our suggestions. He called us in separately and chewed us out for usurping his authority. About a week later his long-time paralegal showed us the task memo he had written at the same time we wrote ours, but he hadn't distributed it once he saw ours. The first entry was "identify key issues and write memoranda thereon." We almost died laughing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27649924)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:31 PM
Author: puce charismatic garrison



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: chartreuse center

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Date: April 11th, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: Swashbuckling idiot site

Holy shit at usurping authority.

MANY more details and further stories are required

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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: Fishy excitant philosopher-king

He was a Chauncey Gardner. He looked and sounded noble but once you figured it out, you realized he had an IQ of 95. He had impressive facial expressions and hand gestures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27710510)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: bossy voyeur home



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:16 PM
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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:43 PM
Author: outnumbered theater stage



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Pale Prole



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: maniacal hell

April 7, 2003 11:48 AM

TO: Donald Rumsfeld

FROM: Doug Feith

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

Will do. Thank



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:20 AM
Author: Duck-like hyperventilating becky business firm

love the response time

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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: blathering station doctorate



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:03 PM
Author: chartreuse center



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:03 PM
Author: nudist aggressive deer antler



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:13 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Temple

This sort of reinforces my impression of the Bush administration as being led by amateurs at the top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27769352)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:56 AM
Author: ivory diverse scourge upon the earth



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:01 PM
Author: nudist aggressive deer antler



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: misunderstood turquoise property

Defense Department underling who's been watching the clock all Friday afternoon finally gets to 4:48. Two more minutes and he's out of there.

He starts whistling as he hovers his mouse over the Start button, ready to click Start, then Log Off. He pictures the vast weekend ahead of him. Drunk tonight. Sleeping in tomorrow. Shuffling around in a bathrobe until it's time to go chase the hunnies on the DC rooftop scene.

4:49. He starts to do the WWF Bushwhacker walk from a sitting position at his desk. He's so pumped.

4:50. Time to go! See ya, suckas! Just before he can click Start, he notices an Outlook notification of a new email. Fwd: Issues w/Various Countries.

Wtf. He opens it. "Need to see something on this by Monday morning. Thanks."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27851765)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: lime nofapping selfie

CRIMINALLY underrated.

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Date: May 9th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: nubile cracking pisswyrm



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:35 PM
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Date: August 18th, 2015 1:47 AM
Author: misunderstood turquoise property



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: misunderstood turquoise property



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Date: November 26th, 2025 7:19 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2015 6:37 PM
Author: ivory diverse scourge upon the earth



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: ivory diverse scourge upon the earth



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: Stubborn wagecucks haunted graveyard

This thread made me laugh out loud, and then dry-heave with anxiety

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#28456573)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: ivory diverse scourge upon the earth

once you stop caring only the laughing will happen :)

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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:24 AM
Author: misunderstood turquoise property



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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Vivacious low-t kitty cat

Studying c-span transcripts of his testimony years ago, I came away with a great deal of respect for that man's linguistic abilities. In fact, I was not prepared for just how skilled and clever he could be- he's a borderline genius, imho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#29407564)



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy legend

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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:07 AM
Author: ivory diverse scourge upon the earth



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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: ivory diverse scourge upon the earth



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:07 AM
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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:54 PM
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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: arousing university

Where are we on the Pakistan problem?

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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: ivory diverse scourge upon the earth



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:01 AM
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Date: January 24th, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: exhilarant demanding brethren

To: Paul Wolfowitz

CC: Doug Feith, Steve Cambone

From: Donald H. Rumsfeld

Date: November 23rd 2001

Re: Lists

We ought to think through what are the bad things that could happen, and what are the good things that could happen that we need to be ready for in both respects. Please give me a list of each.

Thanks,

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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
Author: Abnormal Space French Chef

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: Talented Topaz Principal's Office Keepsake Machete

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Date: January 31st, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: Dashing Casino Dysfunction

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