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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: Mentally Impaired Stimulating Heaven Macaca It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: Ruddy soul-stirring tattoo private investor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: Supple dark tanning salon wagecucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: Ungodly blue forum blood rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: exciting mad cow disease did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: vivacious juggernaut volcanic crater "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: bright bisexual plaza (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: Violent Silver Personal Credit Line Corner "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: Gay Zippy Prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: click on a b*tch (2 make yer heart skip) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: soggy amber theatre feces (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: Mentally Impaired Stimulating Heaven Macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: wonderful lemon skinny woman mood who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: Mentally Impaired Stimulating Heaven Macaca Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: wonderful lemon skinny woman mood whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: Mentally Impaired Stimulating Heaven Macaca CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: fishy hairless idea he suggested market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: Slimy field 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: jade gaped rehab liquid oxygen "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: fishy hairless idea he suggested market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#41347456) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#49335487) |