*sucks air through teeth as St Peter reads out post count *
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:20 AM Author: Motley heaven
St Peter:
"And from 1984 to 2058, you went to the gym or otherwise exercised 5,531 times, and
*flips page*
5,525 of them were fully clothed."
*looks at you with raised eyebrows*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id#29020553) |
Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:20 AM Author: Spectacular crotch stage
"I only see ninety-seven thousand, eight hundred and forty-two posts here," St. Peter frowns.
You begin to sweat. "One hundred thousand was just an estimate," you stammer. "Regardless, what I meant to indicate was that I was part of the Work of the Greatbort which paved the way to rebuilding the world after the Event and showed us the path to the stars."
St. Peter half-nods, half-shakes his head. "But the rest of your time was spent on - am I reading this correctly - 'due diligence' and 'midget pornography'? Both of those activities were banned after the Event as being clear Contributors, were they not?"
He is remarkably well-informed on mundane affairs, you think to yourself. "If it helps," you mumble, "I wasn't very good at the due diligence."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id#29020550) |
Date: March 9th, 2016 8:20 AM Author: Amethyst Foreskin Jap
"...and finally we have this blank bump 10 minutes before the motorvvehicle accident."
"That would be all."
"I haven't done any of your other monikers yet..."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id#30016885) |
Date: March 9th, 2016 8:26 AM Author: hairless mauve feces
"...and forty two."
You sigh, relieved.
"Well, that's not so bad, is it?"
You straighten your halo and make a start for the gates.
St. Peter unfurls another scroll
"Now, onto your second moniker."
Seinfield slap bass plays.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id#30016898) |
Date: November 10th, 2019 5:45 PM Author: Heady Pervert
“Your poasting history is... checkered,” St. Peter opines.
“I understand you poast from Heaven, so I’m sure you can see my contributions brought joy to others,” you say with hope.
“Yes, I poasted on the business board as St. Peter, but on the law board I poast as a average man... Peterman.”
*gulps air*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id#39098206) |
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