*she opens her legs wide, revealing her "ironic" my little pony themed panties*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3169231&forum_id=2...id#30087518)

She takes his hand lightly in hers. "I'm sure you gave them a great deal of comfort and solace, regardless of whether you anticipated the Great Regendering."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3169231&forum_id=2...id#30087706)

"Your PANGS?" she asks, eyes wide and concerned.

"The Solar Authority's sexual harassment policy. Partners in Academia, Non-Gender Specified."

"I see," she says. Her eyes warm to him but stay wide; they are looking directly into his Gender Three soul. "Pangs."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3169231&forum_id=2...id#30087749)

"Okay," he says, red-faced but laughing. He leans over and touches the tips of his hair to hers. They both close their eyes and mentally copulate, at full brain-speed, with the idealized bodies they imagine each other to have.

Thirty world-seconds later, they disentangle their hair, panting, and shake hands awkwardly, smiling like idiots. "Okay," sharklasers says, as his Triple-S (Seed Storage System) activates, cleaning his khakis and preserving for posterity the prime of his ejaculate. "So. We were talking about lemniscates, right?"

"No," she grins. "But I can see why they occurred to you." He turns redder and shuffles his papers as she laughs. Her cybernetic scalp is uploading the session to her friends all the while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3169231&forum_id=2...id#30087804)