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GFs dogs anal glands leaked in my house. Smells like absolute death

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. ...
bespoke multi-billionaire rigor
  08/09/18
Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this...
Slate kitty
  08/09/18
Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poas...
Dark forum dog poop
  08/09/18
We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s an...
bespoke multi-billionaire rigor
  08/09/18
Could be a diet-related thing My sister switched her dogs...
amethyst gas station
  08/09/18
Wtf man. And that smell, ugh
bespoke multi-billionaire rigor
  08/09/18
I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bi...
amethyst gas station
  08/09/18
It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk s...
bespoke multi-billionaire rigor
  08/09/18
OK, definitely never experienced anything like that The d...
amethyst gas station
  08/09/18
Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus do...
Adventurous Spot Rigpig
  08/09/18
Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparentl...
Dark forum dog poop
  08/09/18
Dachshund
bespoke multi-billionaire rigor
  08/09/18
you know what to do...
Dark forum dog poop
  08/09/18
i love dogs, but never again am i owning one. all the const...
Boyish state
  08/09/18
I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big...
bespoke multi-billionaire rigor
  08/09/18
Same.
irradiated menage
  08/09/18
Sad to not have a dog friend though
disgusting narrow-minded library jew
  08/09/18
...
citrine misunderstood business firm
  08/09/18
what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?
Burgundy hall indirect expression
  08/09/18
Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed ...
bespoke multi-billionaire rigor
  08/09/18
holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that hap...
Burgundy hall indirect expression
  08/09/18
animals belong OUTSIDE the house
Drunken mustard nowag
  08/09/18
this LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. &q...
Violet Arousing New Version University
  08/09/18
most asian poast I've ever read jfc
citrine misunderstood business firm
  08/09/18
"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served ...
Exhilarant bossy locale
  08/09/18
...
Rebellious market
  08/09/18
Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!
irate umber indian lodge
  08/09/18
stfu gook
Nudist navy idea he suggested
  08/09/18
...
Rebellious market
  08/09/18
Cr
Territorial big bawdyhouse becky
  08/09/18
You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon i...
irate umber indian lodge
  08/09/18
Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.
Floppy Frum Circlehead Crackhouse
  08/09/18
XO becoming more and more prole every day.
irradiated menage
  08/09/18
SUMMON: jjj
Cracking Mint Field
  08/09/18
dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. ...
Low-t nursing home
  08/09/18
why didn't the dog eat it?
mildly autistic cumskin party of the first part
  08/09/18
The dog needs more fiber
snowy buck-toothed telephone ticket booth
  08/09/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk
glittery institution
  08/09/18
Sick
bespoke multi-billionaire rigor
  08/09/18
She's blaming the dog, dude
Magenta native
  08/09/18
...
Swashbuckling persian
  08/09/18
TI, OC, TCR
motley dysfunction stag film
  08/09/18
Absolutely Devastating.
Floppy Frum Circlehead Crackhouse
  08/09/18
...
Excitant Mother Cruise Ship
  08/09/18
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Curious trust fund theater stage
  08/09/18
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Sepia Weed Whacker Legal Warrant
  03/15/25
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self-satisfied and socially compliant
  11/20/25
fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes...
Infuriating angry church
  08/09/18
...
Marvelous haunting famous landscape painting scourge upon the earth
  08/09/18
They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a hol...
irate umber indian lodge
  08/09/18
interesting
Curious trust fund theater stage
  08/09/18
dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY ...
bespoke multi-billionaire rigor
  08/09/18
Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. A...
Vibrant Sweet Tailpipe
  08/09/18
Missed the dog part in thread title on first read
Exhilarant bossy locale
  03/15/25
birdshit problems
Roblox
  11/20/25


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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:04 AM
Author: bespoke multi-billionaire rigor

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. Wtf bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36583449)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:12 PM
Author: Slate kitty

Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this issue. If so, don't buy.

If you get a dog and it has this problem. Kill it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36588682)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:05 AM
Author: Dark forum dog poop

Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poasted it

Was ready to kill the dogs on the spot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36583452)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:07 AM
Author: bespoke multi-billionaire rigor

We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s anal gland. Apparently it’s like two pimples on either side of it’s asshole that you press and the gland stuff comes out. It’s foul as fuck. Do all little dogs do this? Normally the dog smells fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36583461)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:11 AM
Author: amethyst gas station

Could be a diet-related thing

My sister switched her dogs food (to something that I think was supposed to be a bit more oriented to older dogs) and all of a sudden it had these insanely swollen (maybe infected?) anal glands

She switched it back to it's regular food and it's been fine since

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36583470)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:13 AM
Author: bespoke multi-billionaire rigor

Wtf man.

And that smell, ugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36583478)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: amethyst gas station

I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bit more solid in order for it to regularly let those glands 'express' with ordinary defecation

I've heard that the smell of those glands is bad but I don't think I've experienced it myself. I saw the dog while it was having problems and it was super gross to see, but the smell wasn't appreciably worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36583508)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: bespoke multi-billionaire rigor

It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk spray when up close imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36583537)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: amethyst gas station

OK, definitely never experienced anything like that

The dogs' glands were really fucked up though. It resembled a prolapse & couldn't stop licking itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36583555)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: Adventurous Spot Rigpig

Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus doodikoff!???!!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36585409)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:12 AM
Author: Dark forum dog poop

Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparently

I only fuck with large breeds and never knew about this shit until I saw it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36583474)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: bespoke multi-billionaire rigor

Dachshund

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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: Dark forum dog poop

you know what to do...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36583485)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:06 AM
Author: Boyish state

i love dogs, but never again am i owning one.

all the constant dealings with SHIT are just too much. i don't need this much literal SHIT in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36583458)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:09 AM
Author: bespoke multi-billionaire rigor

I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big. None of them had this problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36583465)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:13 PM
Author: irradiated menage

Same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36588692)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: disgusting narrow-minded library jew

Sad to not have a dog friend though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36583484)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: citrine misunderstood business firm



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:19 AM
Author: Burgundy hall indirect expression

what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36583502)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:28 AM
Author: bespoke multi-billionaire rigor

Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed to secrete when they shit, but sometimes get clogged up and get engorged and you have to squeeze them like a zit

https://www.dummies.com/pets/dogs/how-to-empty-your-dogs-anal-sacs/

Again, never seen this living with Golden’s, labs, spaniels, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36583533)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: Burgundy hall indirect expression

holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36583535)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:23 AM
Author: Drunken mustard nowag

animals belong OUTSIDE the house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36583516)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: Violet Arousing New Version University

this

LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. "oh this NEVER happens, just a one-off thing."

this is what you get for sharing your house with a disgusting animal

PS your friends thought your house reeked of animal even before this happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36583540)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: citrine misunderstood business firm

most asian poast I've ever read jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36584265)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: Exhilarant bossy locale

"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served for dinner."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36585375)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: Rebellious market



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: irate umber indian lodge

Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36585347)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:16 PM
Author: Nudist navy idea he suggested

stfu gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36588718)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: Rebellious market



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: Territorial big bawdyhouse becky

Cr

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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: irate umber indian lodge

You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon it will be illegal to prohibit them in the US from restaurants, planes, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36585342)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: Floppy Frum Circlehead Crackhouse

Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36585361)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: irradiated menage

XO becoming more and more prole every day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36588699)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:26 AM
Author: Cracking Mint Field

SUMMON: jjj

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36583526)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: Low-t nursing home

dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. you're not supposed to do that in your house lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36583539)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: mildly autistic cumskin party of the first part

why didn't the dog eat it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36583553)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:44 AM
Author: snowy buck-toothed telephone ticket booth

The dog needs more fiber

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36583569)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:51 AM
Author: glittery institution

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk

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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: bespoke multi-billionaire rigor

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36584252)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: Magenta native

She's blaming the dog, dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36584374)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: Swashbuckling persian



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: motley dysfunction stag film

TI, OC, TCR

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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: Floppy Frum Circlehead Crackhouse

Absolutely Devastating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36585356)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: Excitant Mother Cruise Ship



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: Curious trust fund theater stage



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Sepia Weed Whacker Legal Warrant



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: self-satisfied and socially compliant



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:31 AM
Author: Infuriating angry church

fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes, ANAL GLANDS "expressing"? LOL JUST LOL

jesus christ petcucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36584378)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: Marvelous haunting famous landscape painting scourge upon the earth



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: irate umber indian lodge

They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a holdover from the common ancestor of dogs and skunks. The smell is NBD get over it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36585338)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: Curious trust fund theater stage

interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36585385)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: bespoke multi-billionaire rigor

dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY worse than a skunk. It was like rotten fish mixed with shit, extremely pungent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36585386)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: Vibrant Sweet Tailpipe

Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. Also, get high quality dog food. It makes for more solid stool that ensure the glands release the shit when they shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36588675)



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Exhilarant bossy locale

Missed the dog part in thread title on first read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#48749719)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Roblox

birdshit problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#49446165)