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Incredible Joel Osteen sermon: Dealing with your haters

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to St...
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Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the imp...
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https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39
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Here, the investors are like the eagle.
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(((crows)))
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In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing t...
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In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) woul...
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Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you po...
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I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, a...
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I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than ...
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Ohhh he found his new thing !! I
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Found him This guy is way smarter and better than Joel ...
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I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his ...
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God I fucking hate you
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You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. ...
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Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true ...
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His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go ou...
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Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't ex...
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I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel act...
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You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature y...
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Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking...
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Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from th...
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Wow! Prophetic.
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LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO
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Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.
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Coincidence that crows are black?
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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: blathering haunted graveyard volcanic crater

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to Steal Your Dreams.

It's a great message for anyone who has a throng of haters, which goes hand in hand with being successful, like Joel. I had previously sought to destroy each hater, but Joel teaches this is not what God wants.

Joel uses the analogy of an eagle. Sometimes, eagles get annoyed by crows, who like to gang up and harass them. Even though the eagle could kill a crow in one swipe, the eagle does not fight back. Instead, he rises above and flies to a higher altitude, smartly knowing that the crows cannot follow. This is how you should deal with your haters, rise above them, even though it would be very easy to quickly dispose of them like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36651787)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: galvanic transparent hell



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:37 PM
Author: 180 lay

Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one of the smartest species of birds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36651797)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: blathering haunted graveyard volcanic crater

Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the important thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36651811)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: galvanic transparent hell

https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36651834)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: blathering haunted graveyard volcanic crater

Here, the investors are like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36651850)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:12 PM
Author: multi-colored ruby point boiling water

(((crows)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#39117986)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: aggressive arrogant temple

can't believe this isn't a parody thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36651805)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Sticky Plaza Newt



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: Stimulating smoky dog poop parlor



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: know-it-all trailer park ape



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Pearly antidepressant drug



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: french circlehead

The autism and lack of self awareness are stunning and majestic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36653743)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: brass tantric university



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Date: August 24th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: Massive nowag



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:15 PM
Author: brass tantric university



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: charcoal striped hyena cuckold

In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing the doors of your church to flood victims.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36651809)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: Sticky Plaza Newt



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Startled carmine meetinghouse degenerate



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: blathering haunted graveyard volcanic crater

In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) would be like the piles of shit that come from the crows:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2017/08/29/we-were-never-closed-joel-osteens-houston-megachurch-disputes-claims-it-shut-its-doors/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.3f8952fe70be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36651866)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: brass tantric university



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Date: February 13th, 2020 1:24 PM
Author: Garnet corn cake

Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you pointed out it was fake. Very sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#39589469)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac sanctuary pervert



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:12 AM
Author: Stimulating smoky dog poop parlor



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:48 PM
Author: alcoholic kitty cat



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: blathering haunted graveyard volcanic crater

I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, and he's 180, and I listen to him every day.

That being said, your unrelated video is also very 180. Talk about a prophet. Who is this guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36651899)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: alcoholic kitty cat



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: blathering haunted graveyard volcanic crater

I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than talking about the greatness of Osteen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36651979)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: 180 lay

Ohhh he found his new thing !! I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36651931)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: alcoholic kitty cat

Found him

This guy is way smarter and better than Joel

Give him a listen while you mow the lawn

J. Vernon McGee

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ9afjYimu0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36652057)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: blathering haunted graveyard volcanic crater

I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his style makes it very difficult to get into.

He seems very smart and serious though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36652149)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: alcoholic kitty cat

God I fucking hate you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36652153)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: blathering haunted graveyard volcanic crater

You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. I think you go out of your way to seek role models that fit into this stodgy image. It's an interesting quirk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36652168)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: alcoholic kitty cat

Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36652194)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: blathering haunted graveyard volcanic crater

His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go out of your way to sound so boring.

If there's an essay version in text form that isn't terribly long, I'd look at that instead and probably extract the value in 25% of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36652232)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:45 PM
Author: alcoholic kitty cat

Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't exist in the 1900s. Why because he is a product of an already warped image. Sure he is good for now. But good for now is exactly what had brought us to this point. It's what allows generational Judaism to continually scratch away at the strength of the white people. You grew up with an already chinked plate of armor. Your children will think it's normal to have a gaping hole in their beliefs. There is only one way to rebuild it and allowing the eroded message to continue is not the right way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36652254)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: blathering haunted graveyard volcanic crater

I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel actually covered this message, in a much more entertaining and practical way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg-yH8iHNoI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36652307)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: alcoholic kitty cat

You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature you will want more than what he can give you. I'll just wait until then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36652337)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: blathering haunted graveyard volcanic crater

Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking about the same thing. Osteen even uses the same phrase of "the flesh" to describe the old nature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36652360)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:44 PM
Author: blathering haunted graveyard volcanic crater

Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from the other old guy that you poasted here. That guy had style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36652246)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:04 PM
Author: infuriating curious step-uncle's house karate

Wow! Prophetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36652000)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: infuriating curious step-uncle's house karate



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: Irradiated nursing home foreskin

lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the crows, let alone the eagle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36652060)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: blathering haunted graveyard volcanic crater



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: Lemon Filthpig Mental Disorder

Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surprised

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36652312)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: bull headed puce fat ankles office



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Zippy Excitant Theater

LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36652335)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:33 AM
Author: jade appetizing rigpig

Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36653331)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:35 AM
Author: aromatic hyperventilating roommate



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:46 AM
Author: bull headed puce fat ankles office

Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of his feckless devotees that they are the eagles in this analogy is truly inspirational

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36653709)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Motley sapphire spot

lol johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36653719)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:56 AM
Author: french circlehead

This needs a vocaroo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36653745)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:57 AM
Author: aggressive arrogant temple

Coincidence that crows are black?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36653748)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: odious effete pit

Lawman8 weeping

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Date: August 25th, 2018 4:11 AM
Author: alcoholic kitty cat



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Date: November 14th, 2019 12:29 PM
Author: blathering haunted graveyard volcanic crater

Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification

Joel would be great on XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#39117741)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:14 PM
Author: Irradiated nursing home foreskin

historically important thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#39118002)



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: Jet school cafeteria organic girlfriend



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:08 PM
Author: blathering haunted graveyard volcanic crater

Nice bump. It remains true

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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: Candy Ride



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