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sapphire razzle-dazzle therapy
  07/02/19
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sapphire razzle-dazzle therapy
  07/21/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
sapphire razzle-dazzle therapy
  08/21/19
OH GOD, OH-
french haunted graveyard
  12/20/20
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Maroon multi-colored meetinghouse idiot
  04/10/23
LJL @ poors
Lascivious Chrome Queen Of The Night
  08/21/19
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vigorous tanning salon depressive
  08/21/19
MFCR alert
Violet Bateful Clown
  08/21/19
Prole tell!
Titillating church
  08/21/19
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Snowy giraffe
  03/06/20
the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
sexy costumed casino
  08/21/19
Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on ...
Lascivious Chrome Queen Of The Night
  08/21/19
Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% int...
Titillating church
  08/21/19
emergency money
Lascivious Chrome Queen Of The Night
  08/21/19
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Electric indecent jew
  09/01/19
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Razzle national
  03/06/20
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Razzle national
  09/10/21
You’re poor
Razzmatazz blue shrine
  09/01/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
sapphire razzle-dazzle therapy
  09/01/19
Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
ruby hairraiser quadroon resort
  09/01/19
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Electric indecent jew
  09/01/19
I just got one of these too FML
Violet Bateful Clown
  09/01/19
As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balan...
sapphire razzle-dazzle therapy
  03/06/20
How poor are you fuckers?
Snowy giraffe
  03/06/20
As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account bal...
sapphire razzle-dazzle therapy
  12/20/20
There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
Ivory police squad
  12/20/20
I make 170k with 15% bonus
sapphire razzle-dazzle therapy
  12/20/20
I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
Comical parlour cuck
  12/20/20
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM E...
sapphire razzle-dazzle therapy
  09/09/21
I have like $40k in mine ljl
garnet curious tank stage
  09/10/21
great thread
startling fighting location
  09/10/21
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ...
sapphire razzle-dazzle therapy
  09/28/22
https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF
sapphire razzle-dazzle therapy
  04/10/23
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Maroon multi-colored meetinghouse idiot
  04/10/23
i love men
startling fighting location
  04/10/23
Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan...
sapphire razzle-dazzle therapy
  04/17/23
Your account ending in 0917 is below $0. On 09/12/2023 yo...
sapphire razzle-dazzle therapy
  09/14/23
How are you this poor
ruby hairraiser quadroon resort
  09/14/23
https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk This one was special
sapphire razzle-dazzle therapy
  09/14/24
Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out....
arousing cruise ship
  09/14/24
I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech
sapphire razzle-dazzle therapy
  09/14/24
The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progre...
sapphire razzle-dazzle therapy
  09/14/24
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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: sapphire razzle-dazzle therapy



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: sapphire razzle-dazzle therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38565666)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: sapphire razzle-dazzle therapy

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38719029)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: french haunted graveyard

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#41585134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: Maroon multi-colored meetinghouse idiot



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: Lascivious Chrome Queen Of The Night

LJL @ poors

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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: vigorous tanning salon depressive



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: Violet Bateful Clown

MFCR alert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38719055)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: Titillating church

Prole tell!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38719057)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: Snowy giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#39706257)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: sexy costumed casino

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: Lascivious Chrome Queen Of The Night

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38719172)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Titillating church

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38719188)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Lascivious Chrome Queen Of The Night

emergency money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38719190)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Electric indecent jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38772520)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: Razzle national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#39706394)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: Razzle national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#43091968)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: Razzmatazz blue shrine

You’re poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38772506)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: sapphire razzle-dazzle therapy

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38772502)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: ruby hairraiser quadroon resort

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38772513)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: Electric indecent jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38772800)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: Violet Bateful Clown

I just got one of these too FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38772547)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: sapphire razzle-dazzle therapy

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: Snowy giraffe

How poor are you fuckers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#39706259)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: sapphire razzle-dazzle therapy

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: Ivory police squad

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: sapphire razzle-dazzle therapy

I make 170k with 15% bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#41585202)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Comical parlour cuck

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: sapphire razzle-dazzle therapy

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: garnet curious tank stage

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#43091910)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: startling fighting location

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#43091913)



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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: sapphire razzle-dazzle therapy

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: sapphire razzle-dazzle therapy

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#46168134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: Maroon multi-colored meetinghouse idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#46168176)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: startling fighting location

i love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#46168149)



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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: sapphire razzle-dazzle therapy

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: sapphire razzle-dazzle therapy

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: ruby hairraiser quadroon resort

How are you this poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: sapphire razzle-dazzle therapy

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: arousing cruise ship

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: sapphire razzle-dazzle therapy

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: sapphire razzle-dazzle therapy

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: sapphire razzle-dazzle therapy

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#49111460)