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sienna metal library
  07/02/19
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sienna metal library
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sienna metal library
  08/21/19
OH GOD, OH-
boyish drunken new version
  12/20/20
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mischievous dead stage reading party
  04/10/23
LJL @ poors
talented space coldplay fan
  08/21/19
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Bat shit crazy theater legend
  08/21/19
MFCR alert
Puce zippy gay wizard dopamine
  08/21/19
Prole tell!
jet-lagged therapy private investor
  08/21/19
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idiotic dysfunction
  03/06/20
the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
Buff Exhilarant Church Karate
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Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on ...
talented space coldplay fan
  08/21/19
Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% int...
jet-lagged therapy private investor
  08/21/19
emergency money
talented space coldplay fan
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onyx halford national
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Razzle lay
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Razzle lay
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hehe
Thriller candlestick maker
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boyish drunken new version
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You’re poor
Claret doobsian indirect expression
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This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
sienna metal library
  09/01/19
Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
Ivory pea-brained base faggotry
  09/01/19
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onyx halford national
  09/01/19
I just got one of these too FML
Puce zippy gay wizard dopamine
  09/01/19
As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balan...
sienna metal library
  03/06/20
How poor are you fuckers?
idiotic dysfunction
  03/06/20
As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account bal...
sienna metal library
  12/20/20
There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
Overrated carnelian property
  12/20/20
I make 170k with 15% bonus
sienna metal library
  12/20/20
I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
odious grizzly principal's office regret
  12/20/20
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM E...
sienna metal library
  09/09/21
I have like $40k in mine ljl
Laughsome center knife
  09/10/21
great thread
vengeful dilemma
  09/10/21
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ...
sienna metal library
  09/28/22
https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF
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mischievous dead stage reading party
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i love men
vengeful dilemma
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sienna metal library
  04/17/23
Your account ending in 0917 is below $0. On 09/12/2023 yo...
sienna metal library
  09/14/23
How are you this poor
Ivory pea-brained base faggotry
  09/14/23
https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk This one was special
sienna metal library
  09/14/24
Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out....
Slate bawdyhouse
  09/14/24
I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech
sienna metal library
  09/14/24
The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progre...
sienna metal library
  09/14/24
The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard®...
sienna metal library
  07/18/25
Your Access Account account is now blocked Please make a pa...
sienna metal library
  09/13/25
[Action required] Resolve your margin call Your account has...
sienna metal library
  11/14/25
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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: sienna metal library



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: sienna metal library



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: sienna metal library

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38719029)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: boyish drunken new version

OH GOD, OH-

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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: mischievous dead stage reading party



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: talented space coldplay fan

LJL @ poors

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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy theater legend



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: Puce zippy gay wizard dopamine

MFCR alert

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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: jet-lagged therapy private investor

Prole tell!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38719057)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: idiotic dysfunction



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: Buff Exhilarant Church Karate

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: talented space coldplay fan

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38719172)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: jet-lagged therapy private investor

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38719188)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: talented space coldplay fan

emergency money

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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: onyx halford national



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: Razzle lay



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: Razzle lay



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: Thriller candlestick maker

hehe

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Date: September 13th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: boyish drunken new version



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: Claret doobsian indirect expression

You’re poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38772506)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: sienna metal library

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38772502)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: Ivory pea-brained base faggotry

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38772513)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: onyx halford national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38772800)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: Puce zippy gay wizard dopamine

I just got one of these too FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38772547)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: sienna metal library

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: idiotic dysfunction

How poor are you fuckers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#39706259)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: sienna metal library

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: Overrated carnelian property

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: sienna metal library

I make 170k with 15% bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#41585202)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: odious grizzly principal's office regret

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: sienna metal library

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: Laughsome center knife

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#43091910)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: vengeful dilemma

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#43091913)



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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: sienna metal library

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: sienna metal library

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#46168134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: mischievous dead stage reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#46168176)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: vengeful dilemma

i love men

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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: sienna metal library

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: sienna metal library

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: Ivory pea-brained base faggotry

How are you this poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: sienna metal library

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: Slate bawdyhouse

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: sienna metal library

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: sienna metal library

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: sienna metal library

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#49111460)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: sienna metal library

Your Access Account account is now blocked

Please make a payment in the next 15 days to avoid account closure

Hi, ZINK. We wanted to let you know that your Access Account account is still overdrawn by $9.00. As a result, your account has been blocked and any of your checks, payments or other withdrawals will not be completed. Your account will remain inactive until you make a payment for the overdrawn amount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#49264493)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 11:31 AM
Author: sienna metal library

[Action required] Resolve your margin call

Your account has a $189.01 futures margin call as of Nov. 13, 2025. Deposit money or close some of your positions to cover your margin call.

The amount required to cover your margin call may differ due to market movement, deposits, or closing positions.

Take action

If the margin call is not resolved before the end of the trading day on Nov. 14, 2025, your account will be in a past due margin call and your account may be restricted. You can learn more about futures in our Help Center.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#49430061)



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Date: September 22nd, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: Zero Income No Kids

You can't submit an application at this time. You've reached the limit of 3 applications in a 30 day window. Check your email for updates from our Careers team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#50149638)