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Opaque point reading party
  07/02/19
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Opaque point reading party
  07/21/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
Opaque point reading party
  08/21/19
OH GOD, OH-
Electric Resort
  12/20/20
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misanthropic brilliant parlour
  04/10/23
LJL @ poors
Lime apoplectic range striped hyena
  08/21/19
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Galvanic talking trust fund
  08/21/19
MFCR alert
Glassy Floppy Half-breed Crackhouse
  08/21/19
Prole tell!
hateful salmon milk
  08/21/19
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Exhilarant mauve whorehouse genital piercing
  03/06/20
the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
Jet-lagged comical hissy fit senate
  08/21/19
Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on ...
Lime apoplectic range striped hyena
  08/21/19
Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% int...
hateful salmon milk
  08/21/19
emergency money
Lime apoplectic range striped hyena
  08/21/19
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Coral Library Generalized Bond
  09/01/19
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Autistic garrison
  03/06/20
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Autistic garrison
  09/10/21
You’re poor
trip love of her life
  09/01/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
Opaque point reading party
  09/01/19
Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
effete spectacular orchestra pit
  09/01/19
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Coral Library Generalized Bond
  09/01/19
I just got one of these too FML
Glassy Floppy Half-breed Crackhouse
  09/01/19
As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balan...
Opaque point reading party
  03/06/20
How poor are you fuckers?
Exhilarant mauve whorehouse genital piercing
  03/06/20
As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account bal...
Opaque point reading party
  12/20/20
There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
Swollen native therapy
  12/20/20
I make 170k with 15% bonus
Opaque point reading party
  12/20/20
I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
Aphrodisiac internal respiration shrine
  12/20/20
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM E...
Opaque point reading party
  09/09/21
I have like $40k in mine ljl
ivory locale cuck
  09/10/21
great thread
Rusted mad cow disease pocket flask
  09/10/21
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ...
Opaque point reading party
  09/28/22
https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF
Opaque point reading party
  04/10/23
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misanthropic brilliant parlour
  04/10/23
i love men
Rusted mad cow disease pocket flask
  04/10/23
Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan...
Opaque point reading party
  04/17/23
Your account ending in 0917 is below $0. On 09/12/2023 yo...
Opaque point reading party
  09/14/23
How are you this poor
effete spectacular orchestra pit
  09/14/23
https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk This one was special
Opaque point reading party
  09/14/24
Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out....
swashbuckling corner
  09/14/24
I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech
Opaque point reading party
  09/14/24
The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progre...
Opaque point reading party
  09/14/24
The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard®...
Opaque point reading party
  07/18/25


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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: Opaque point reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38472147)



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: Opaque point reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38565666)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: Opaque point reading party

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38719029)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: Electric Resort

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#41585134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: misanthropic brilliant parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#46168171)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: Lime apoplectic range striped hyena

LJL @ poors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38719032)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: Galvanic talking trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38719049)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: Glassy Floppy Half-breed Crackhouse

MFCR alert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38719055)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: hateful salmon milk

Prole tell!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38719057)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: Exhilarant mauve whorehouse genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#39706257)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: Jet-lagged comical hissy fit senate

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: Lime apoplectic range striped hyena

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38719172)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: hateful salmon milk

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38719188)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Lime apoplectic range striped hyena

emergency money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38719190)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Coral Library Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38772520)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: Autistic garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#39706394)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: Autistic garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#43091968)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: trip love of her life

You’re poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38772506)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: Opaque point reading party

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38772502)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: effete spectacular orchestra pit

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38772513)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: Coral Library Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38772800)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: Glassy Floppy Half-breed Crackhouse

I just got one of these too FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38772547)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: Opaque point reading party

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: Exhilarant mauve whorehouse genital piercing

How poor are you fuckers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#39706259)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: Opaque point reading party

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: Swollen native therapy

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Opaque point reading party

I make 170k with 15% bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#41585202)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac internal respiration shrine

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: Opaque point reading party

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: ivory locale cuck

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#43091910)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: Rusted mad cow disease pocket flask

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#43091913)



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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: Opaque point reading party

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: Opaque point reading party

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#46168134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: misanthropic brilliant parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#46168176)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: Rusted mad cow disease pocket flask

i love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#46168149)



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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: Opaque point reading party

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: Opaque point reading party

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: effete spectacular orchestra pit

How are you this poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: Opaque point reading party

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: swashbuckling corner

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: Opaque point reading party

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Opaque point reading party

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: Opaque point reading party

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#49111460)