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Just saw some dude in another apartment jerking off

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"Just watched some dude in another apartment jerking of...
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Go over and help him finish.
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He's obliged to
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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:24 AM
Author: Apoplectic exciting foreskin azn

Was brushing my teeth and saw a light on in another apartment as I stood on my patio. Saw what looked like the back of a computer screen by the window and something weirdly making motion under it. Like shaking. Couldn’t tell what it was. 10 seconds later the guy shifted in his seat and sure enough he was jerking off, I had seen his leg shaking. At that moment he looked up out of his window and must have seen me standing there, because he immediately reached over and shut his blinds.

Fucking hilarious and I can’t call anyone to tell them about it right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39761595)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: fuchsia office

"Just watched some dude in another apartment jerking off"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762822)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: Curious scarlet point

Go over and help him finish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39761623)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:32 AM
Author: Insecure anal shrine

He's obliged to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39761632)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: carnelian patrolman international law enforcement agency

cr. bro code.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762852)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:33 AM
Author: Puce stage

Apartments are prole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39761641)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:57 AM
Author: Apoplectic exciting foreskin azn

These are condos with a rental limit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762489)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: Nighttime Self-centered Crackhouse

*MFH posters furious*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39763185)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: Curious scarlet point

upset

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39763589)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: learning disabled blood rage legend

Twist: he can't get off without an audience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39761676)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:43 AM
Author: dead field

Watching other guys jerk off is hilarious lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39761684)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:58 AM
Author: Apoplectic exciting foreskin azn

This time it was. Whole thing took place over the course of 15 seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762490)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:47 AM
Author: Frozen mood

Did you cum

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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:48 AM
Author: Lake Misunderstood Set Hissy Fit

Would you mind giving me some privacy next time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39761687)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:43 PM
Author: amber filthy incel



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:11 AM
Author: sticky flatulent area

seriously breach of etiquette on his part to not at least SPRAY in your general direction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39761794)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 7:28 AM
Author: Disturbing range tattoo



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:10 AM
Author: lime really tough guy

Totally normal that you stared at this guy for at least 20 seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762535)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:15 AM
Author: laughsome boistinker market

he did the right thing. pretty gay of the other guy to close the blinds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762551)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:29 AM
Author: Apoplectic exciting foreskin azn

I was trying to figure out what the hell was going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762620)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: galvanic orchestra pit



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: bateful volcanic crater

Lol

Doodikoff totally chill just watching another man beat off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762567)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:38 AM
Author: fragrant lilac theatre national security agency

(faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762670)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:48 AM
Author: Bossy hairraiser university

(Faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762725)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:09 AM
Author: Apoplectic exciting foreskin azn

ALSO - I had an amazing second date last night. Better than I've had in years. She even mentioned that we seemed like soul mates during the date, and we kissed. Cool as fuck girl, very good looking.

I was drunk when I saw this jerk off episode, just gotten home from a great date and was brushing my teeth when I saw this happen. I stupidly sent her a text that I just caught a guy jerking off and that he had hilariously shut the blinds immediately.

No response. Not last night. Or today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762794)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:12 AM
Author: big aggressive location

Damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762812)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:12 AM
Author: Apoplectic exciting foreskin azn

im the biggest idiot if I fucked this up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762816)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: bateful volcanic crater

If she can't take you at your worst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39763442)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: alcoholic 180 indirect expression

rut roh

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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: Gold house potus

As the dude was closing the blinds did you see her enter the room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762830)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: fragrant lilac theatre national security agency

lmao so you gave up a great girl so you could see a guy jerk off for 20 seconds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762832)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: Apoplectic exciting foreskin azn

i shouldn't have texted that. I was laughing my ass off and thought it was funny, but it appears I could have fucked this up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762846)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: Henna national stain



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: boyish idiot windowlicker



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:15 AM
Author: Rusted bisexual temple

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762838)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:18 AM
Author: underhanded aromatic haunted graveyard

rofl this could easily happen to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762856)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:20 AM
Author: Apoplectic exciting foreskin azn

she was really cool and chill and we had joked about a few dirty things over the night, thought she would at least be like "oh my that's terrible/hilarious" or something.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762868)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:21 AM
Author: underhanded aromatic haunted graveyard

can’t stop laughing. i’m sure it’s fine. lmao dat fear tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762876)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:23 AM
Author: Apoplectic exciting foreskin azn

i have dat fear STRONG

She was seriously fucking awesome and cool as shit and hot. I can't believe this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762891)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:28 AM
Author: talking locale twinkling uncleanness

amazing follow up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762930)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: Ivory abode



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: underhanded aromatic haunted graveyard



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: contagious trust fund

if she didn't see the humor and LOL/180 your text you weren't soul mates in the first place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39763183)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:01 PM
Author: lime really tough guy

Your soulmate watching another man jackoff until the guy closes the blinds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39763349)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:10 PM
Author: carnelian patrolman international law enforcement agency



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:38 PM
Author: talking locale twinkling uncleanness

After a first date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39763564)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:41 PM
Author: flesh rambunctious filthpig



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: Apoplectic exciting foreskin azn

Painful yet true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39764321)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:38 PM
Author: lime really tough guy

Count to twenty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39766714)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:49 PM
Author: cobalt gas station main people



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:21 PM
Author: Very tactful psychic



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:23 PM
Author: dead field



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:11 PM
Author: boyish idiot windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39765467)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:06 PM
Author: adventurous business firm hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39766473)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:35 PM
Author: sticky flatulent area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39766681)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: Maroon regret

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39766689)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: Diverse Deep Property Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39767986)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: wonderful garrison sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39770791)



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Date: March 5th, 2023 12:15 PM
Author: House-broken arousing hunting ground school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#46012697)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: lfo

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#49346694)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:51 PM
Author: lime really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39763308)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: mustard round eye dragon

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39763431)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 PM
Author: Vibrant Submissive Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39763524)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle buff ticket booth

Best 1-2 punch thread in a long while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39763591)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: Ivory abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39766984)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:15 PM
Author: Heady fishy multi-billionaire weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39765071)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:16 PM
Author: dead field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39765078)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:22 PM
Author: multi-colored marketing idea

lol dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39765134)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: sticky flatulent area

still IRL loling every few minutes thinking about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39766982)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:42 AM
Author: underhanded aromatic haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39767805)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 4:20 PM
Author: lime really tough guy

a month later and i lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#40071157)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 6:01 PM
Author: Out-of-control trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#45105858)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:19 PM
Author: Ivory abode

So I didn't have high hopes for this thread at all but you exceeded all expectations. Well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39766987)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: Diverse Deep Property Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39767985)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:58 AM
Author: floppy domesticated gunner senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39768247)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: wonderful garrison sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39770787)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:07 PM
Author: Emerald address prole

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39771202)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 5:57 PM
Author: Racy turdskin pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#45105822)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 2:04 AM
Author: maize adulterous plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#45562400)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: infuriating friendly grandma halford

why were you brushing your teeth on your patio

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762826)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: Apoplectic exciting foreskin azn

it was a beautiful night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762848)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:08 PM
Author: Out-of-control trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39763169)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:20 AM
Author: Very tactful psychic

doodikoff is a dumb homo, news at 11

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762873)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:29 AM
Author: carnelian patrolman international law enforcement agency

this is a good thread. he's a content creator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762942)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:08 PM
Author: Very tactful psychic

that may be true, but he's still a dimwitted homosexual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39763395)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:07 PM
Author: Snowy vivacious stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39763160)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:09 PM
Author: Naked masturbator

go knock on his door and offer him your boihole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39763176)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: bright hilarious community account

Then let ur soulmate know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39763433)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 4:58 PM
Author: Apoplectic exciting foreskin azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39764934)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:44 AM
Author: big-titted school

burst out laughing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39767811)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:28 AM
Author: Sienna offensive jew nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39767973)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:29 PM
Author: provocative bbw

Did you have to pay extra for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39763239)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: Dark lascivious pozpig

this is literally the best pr0n a straight guy could ever as for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39763439)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 PM
Author: Vibrant Submissive Skinny Woman

what a beta faggot. he should have held his ground and proudly beat that fuck stick

this is basically mfh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39763522)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: boyish idiot windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39765476)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:04 PM
Author: Cream state candlestick maker

"you guys aren't going to believe this, I caught my faggot neighbor watching me beat off"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39764975)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:16 PM
Author: dead field

still nothing from her? shes probably busy in her group chat with her friends laughing @ u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39765084)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:00 PM
Author: Apoplectic exciting foreskin azn

Nothing.

Fucking epic self own. She was awesome. And she legit liked me it seemed.

I want to walk down to the guys apartment and go kick his ass for putting me in that situation to cause me to text her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39765412)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:03 PM
Author: Trip Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39765431)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:13 PM
Author: boyish idiot windowlicker

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39765479)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:04 PM
Author: dead field

ive had dates like this. just tell yourself that they liked you too much, and were too broken, to let themselves love you

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39766460)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: mustard round eye dragon

send her this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39766477)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:29 PM
Author: Maroon regret

might wind up with a new soulmate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39766642)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: carnelian patrolman international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39770751)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:31 AM
Author: talented godawful base alpha

Send her a mea culpa explaining that you were drunk and not thinking properly and you’re shuddering now realizing what a strange, tasteless and weird message that must have seemed like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39767983)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:55 AM
Author: sticky flatulent area

fuck that tell her she's a stuck up bimbo and you have a new JO bud so you don't need her anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39768234)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:06 PM
Author: bateful volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39771200)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:51 AM
Author: Diverse Deep Property Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39768057)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 8:28 PM
Author: Sapphire Stimulating Hospital

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39766222)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:02 PM
Author: boyish idiot windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39766444)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:27 PM
Author: Frum roast beef jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39766631)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:43 AM
Author: underhanded aromatic haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39767807)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:45 AM
Author: big-titted school

cr doodikoff is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39767813)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: carnelian patrolman international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39770755)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: Irradiated overrated corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39770795)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: Ivory abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39771019)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:03 PM
Author: Dull theater stage cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39766454)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: lime really tough guy

Yeah doodikoff is one of my best friends in the whole world but he is NOT interested in my feed back as to why ALL women find him weird and creepy and juvenile after these amazing first dates he keeps having.

Oh well, guess I'm just ignorant and a big hater

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39766691)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: talented godawful base alpha

U guys know each other irl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39767984)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:30 PM
Author: lime really tough guy

Yeah I live across from him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39771444)



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Date: March 18th, 2020 7:49 AM
Author: talking locale twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39796268)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:40 PM
Author: Maroon regret

doodikoff, which was a more devastating way to lose a potential soulmate: live blogging your homoerotic voyuerism or taking a massive shit in a portopotty in the middle of a hike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39766723)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:24 AM
Author: flesh rambunctious filthpig

Damn I missed the hike thread. Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39767957)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:50 AM
Author: Apoplectic exciting foreskin azn

I got damn close to marrying the portapotty hike girl and loved her more than any girl in my entire life so I’ll go with the live blogging voyuerism one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39768055)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:04 AM
Author: talented godawful base alpha

We need to near that story thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39768260)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:25 AM
Author: flesh rambunctious filthpig

I haven’t lol’d this hard at a thread in a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39767960)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:39 AM
Author: big-titted school

same i was hyperventilating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39768324)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:53 AM
Author: Dark lascivious pozpig

how long does he last?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39768064)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:02 PM
Author: boyish idiot windowlicker

can he host

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39770723)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:47 PM
Author: learning disabled blood rage legend

Any word from the girl? Seeing some guy jack off through a window is not really that funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39771059)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:26 PM
Author: Apoplectic exciting foreskin azn

she did respond with a "ha ha that's so funny" short text today, after ignoring me all day yesterday. Hasn't responded to my follow up text in about two hours. I'm afraid that its still donezo and I got pwned.

Every other person I've told this story to laughed their asses off, INCLUDING another girl that I met for a lunch date yesterday. She actually laughed the hardest when I told the story.

And it was funny for three reasons:

1. The speed at which the jerker offer shut his blinds as he looked up at me, and

2. The fact that he saw me as I was just standing in my patio door brushing my teeth, arm was actually raised over my head as I leaned against the door frame, and

3. The fact that I saw no dick, just his hand in his crotch hunched over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39771395)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:30 PM
Author: Maroon regret

need to text this entire poast to chick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39771439)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:31 PM
Author: Coiffed resort deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39771456)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:34 PM
Author: mentally impaired hell jap

So she ignored you for 36 hours then you texted back right away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39771482)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:38 PM
Author: Apoplectic exciting foreskin azn

I waited a few hours. don't really care at this point, i'm fucked anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39771514)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:43 PM
Author: Maroon regret

she mightve been busy getting D'ed by some other dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39771557)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:41 PM
Author: big aggressive location

2020 dating hellscape. One wrong move via text and done.

If she doesn't see the humor in it, or won't ask you more if she finds it strange, then she probably isn't nearly as chill as she seemed from your date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39771533)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:42 PM
Author: Apoplectic exciting foreskin azn

lmao we had even discussed the "2020 dating hellscape" on this date, and she agreed with everything I said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39771549)



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Date: March 18th, 2020 7:11 AM
Author: orchid vigorous theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39796170)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:42 PM
Author: Maroon regret

yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39771550)



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Date: March 21st, 2020 1:21 AM
Author: Sienna offensive jew nursing home

Any updates here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39822865)



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Date: May 3rd, 2020 8:32 PM
Author: lemon ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#40142017)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:28 AM
Author: lime really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#41994452)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:35 AM
Author: soul-stirring internet-worthy striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#41994460)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: Naked masturbator

these same 2 dudes has this same "accidental" voyeur episode several times a week...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#41994469)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: Odious gaped tanning salon

Thought this would be an evan39 post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#45105848)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:24 PM
Author: lime really tough guy

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#45131492)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 2:03 AM
Author: Dull theater stage cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#45562395)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: lfo

This is a pitch perfect thread the week that Covid shut down the US. 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#49346693)