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Date: March 15th, 2021 4:07 PM
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"So ju are dating my roommate Tessa?" she asks you. "Are ju guys serious?"

You look at her. Your girlfriend stepped out to get coffee and you expect her back at any moment.

"Yeah, um, Tessa's great."

Sandy raises her eyebrows at this, still pretending to look for something in the pile of laundry. She bends over farther. There is a hint of cheek under the towel.

"I think Tessa borrowed my, how you say, my jumper... I dont know why. She's so flat, it barely fits her, right?" she says.

You swallow. She stands back up and faces you. "Do ju like that? Flat girls? Or ju like curves?"

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Date: March 15th, 2021 4:32 PM
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Three things happen entirely at once. The towel drops, the door behind you swings open, and Sandy's two dark brown nipples stare at you. They become twin focal points of the entire room. Of the entire city of Boston.

You, and Tessa behind you, stare dumbfounded at her big cinnamon tits.

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Date: March 15th, 2021 11:42 PM
Author: ungodly brilliant public bath clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#42111343)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 12:36 AM
Author: learning disabled shimmering theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#42111589)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 7:09 AM
Author: up-to-no-good multi-billionaire national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#42112127)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 10:24 AM
Author: racy senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#42112571)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 10:26 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Sapphire Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#42112584)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 3:13 PM
Author: magenta double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#42114354)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 6:55 PM
Author: Diverse Burgundy Reading Party Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#42115675)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 8:52 PM
Author: Chest-beating Dragon Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#42116240)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 8:54 PM
Author: Rusted affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#42116248)



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Date: March 22nd, 2021 10:14 AM
Author: razzle drab travel guidebook church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#42145377)



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Date: April 6th, 2021 10:07 PM
Author: vibrant zombie-like fanboi internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#42234136)



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Date: April 6th, 2021 10:18 PM
Author: Fighting address stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#42234186)



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Date: May 5th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: vibrant zombie-like fanboi internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#42405503)



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Date: September 7th, 2021 8:53 AM
Author: ungodly brilliant public bath clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#43075043)



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Date: September 7th, 2021 10:19 AM
Author: laughsome dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#43075374)



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Date: September 7th, 2021 10:23 AM
Author: Red Alcoholic People Who Are Hurt



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Date: April 15th, 2022 11:57 AM
Author: vibrant zombie-like fanboi internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#44345766)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 5:20 PM
Author: indecent kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#44517037)



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Date: July 13th, 2023 8:38 AM
Author: tan dog poop mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#46542369)



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Date: July 13th, 2023 10:45 AM
Author: Crystalline Charismatic Idea He Suggested



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Date: July 16th, 2024 11:36 AM
Author: Curious Stag Film Marketing Idea



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:48 PM
Author: multi-colored principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#47868068)



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Date: July 29th, 2024 3:34 PM
Author: Aromatic idiotic business firm nowag



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Date: December 19th, 2024 10:09 AM
Author: aphrodisiac ultramarine twinkling uncleanness queen of the night



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Date: July 5th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: glittery awkward ticket booth



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Date: April 6th, 2021 10:05 PM
Author: Sadistic gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#42234123)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 12:39 PM
Author: Electric unholy site preventive strike

love “your college khakis”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#44346055)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 6:13 PM
Author: glassy cracking degenerate associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#47868218)



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Date: December 22nd, 2022 11:59 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle school stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#45675278)



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Date: July 29th, 2024 1:50 PM
Author: odious piazza sandwich

this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#47905532)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 4:12 PM
Author: translucent stirring alpha

very well-crafted title and OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#42108881)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: olive disgusting meetinghouse knife

tweet this to @AOC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#42109001)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 11:11 PM
Author: Gold field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#42111229)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 4:13 PM
Author: Federal Slap-happy Legend

This is very good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#42108889)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 4:21 PM
Author: excitant candlestick maker halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#42108928)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 5:54 PM
Author: Opaque beta brunch

I can never get into these because it’s obvious that she’s a native English speaker and her Spanish is shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#42109418)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 5:58 PM
Author: Federal Slap-happy Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#42109438)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 11:27 PM
Author: swashbuckling regret

Sometimes she has an accent

https://youtu.be/-J8PJfvGzWg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#42111288)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: submissive filthpig chapel

Truly sick people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#42111656)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 12:56 AM
Author: Electric unholy site preventive strike

I DONT FEEL NO WAYS TIRED!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#42111671)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 1:01 AM
Author: submissive filthpig chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#42111689)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 12:30 PM
Author: Bull Headed Narrow-minded Area Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#44849845)



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Date: July 13th, 2023 8:16 AM
Author: Clear institution ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#46542348)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 12:30 PM
Author: Bull Headed Narrow-minded Area Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#44849846)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 6:00 PM
Author: histrionic death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#42109447)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 11:06 PM
Author: Vigorous giraffe boistinker

a wonderful op, the only problem is she has no accent. that thing she's putting on right now in public is her trying to have an accent. she's basically a white girl from westchester.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#42111205)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 11:18 PM
Author: Jade organic girlfriend

Next you're gonna tell me Sotomayor doesn't moonlight at Sbarro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#42111257)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: Vigorous giraffe boistinker

it works better with her because she looks a little more wetback. aoc has sharp features.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#42111277)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 12:50 AM
Author: Electric unholy site preventive strike

There is a well established xo canon of AOC poasts where she is a true blue wetback. It’s an enjoyable fiction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#42111650)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 2:54 PM
Author: excitant candlestick maker halford

Is it in the Sbarro Sonia universe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#42114224)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 3:12 PM
Author: Electric unholy site preventive strike

Makes sense that it would be, maybe we’ll see some cross over in the future!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#42114349)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 6:40 PM
Author: Vigorous giraffe boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#42115588)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: Rusted affirmative action

Welcome to the AutoAdmit Cinematic Universe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#42116255)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 11:58 AM
Author: vibrant zombie-like fanboi internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#44345771)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: maroon jet-lagged tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#49074051)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 11:08 PM
Author: Carnelian Stimulating Feces Abode

you don't get to see a hint of cheek under the towell without seeing the full taco

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#42111214)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 11:12 PM
Author: olive disgusting meetinghouse knife

https://media.giphy.com/media/43LnbtgXbQyquKIlTX/giphy.gif

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#42111234)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 12:52 AM
Author: submissive filthpig chapel

Knew exactly what this would be and it’s worth the click every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#42111660)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 10:19 AM
Author: rough-skinned idiot

“My towel break”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#42112534)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 10:27 AM
Author: Metal goyim mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#42112590)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 6:47 PM
Author: Galvanic hyperventilating rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#42115634)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 6:48 PM
Author: Greedy magical stage karate



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Date: April 22nd, 2021 9:15 AM
Author: mint thirsty partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#42328373)



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Date: April 22nd, 2021 9:16 AM
Author: Pontificating Dysfunction Ladyboy



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Date: May 9th, 2021 9:45 AM
Author: Ivory Drunken Theater Stage



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Date: June 24th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: mauve free-loading shrine



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Date: September 7th, 2021 8:58 AM
Author: Galvanic hyperventilating rigor



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Date: September 7th, 2021 10:39 AM
Author: Fragrant lake pit depressive



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Date: September 19th, 2021 10:57 AM
Author: avocado resort psychic



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Date: April 15th, 2022 11:58 AM
Author: vibrant zombie-like fanboi internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#44345768)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 11:59 AM
Author: Lascivious Out-of-control Point Indirect Expression



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Date: July 12th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: maroon jet-lagged tanning salon



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Date: July 13th, 2023 8:13 AM
Author: Sadistic gas station



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Date: April 24th, 2024 2:51 AM
Author: maroon jet-lagged tanning salon



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Date: April 24th, 2024 6:40 AM
Author: Sepia Plaza Liquid Oxygen



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Date: July 29th, 2024 1:46 PM
Author: maroon jet-lagged tanning salon



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Date: July 29th, 2024 1:47 PM
Author: Sepia Plaza Liquid Oxygen



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Date: December 19th, 2024 9:54 AM
Author: maroon jet-lagged tanning salon



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Date: July 5th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: glittery awkward ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#49074090)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 10:28 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Sapphire Nibblets

ITT: 180 Content

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#42112592)



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Date: April 22nd, 2021 8:06 AM
Author: Pontificating Dysfunction Ladyboy



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Date: April 22nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Sapphire Nibblets

Moar, plz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#42328260)



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Date: May 5th, 2021 11:45 AM
Author: Pontificating Dysfunction Ladyboy



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Date: May 23rd, 2021 12:05 AM
Author: razzle drab travel guidebook church building



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Date: June 24th, 2021 3:35 PM
Author: comical box office haunted graveyard



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Date: June 24th, 2021 6:25 PM
Author: multi-colored principal's office



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 1:19 PM
Author: Pontificating Dysfunction Ladyboy



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Date: September 7th, 2021 9:00 AM
Author: excitant candlestick maker halford

Critics.

https://www.reddit.com/r/redscareforcishetmen/comments/nhepsg/ocasio_cortes_holding_towel_over_wet_chest_as_she/gyvwna0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#43075071)



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Date: September 7th, 2021 10:21 AM
Author: glittery awkward ticket booth

Reminder: Libs are humorless and so will never praise anything that appears to make light of something they think is "serious."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#43075378)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 10:45 AM
Author: exhilarant hunting ground

subreddit banned lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#46929947)



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Date: September 7th, 2021 10:38 AM
Author: Fragrant lake pit depressive



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Date: September 19th, 2021 10:53 AM
Author: ungodly brilliant public bath clown



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Date: October 4th, 2021 12:09 PM
Author: razzle drab travel guidebook church building



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Date: November 30th, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: Pontificating Dysfunction Ladyboy



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Date: January 12th, 2022 7:05 AM
Author: maroon jet-lagged tanning salon



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Date: February 17th, 2022 1:06 PM
Author: Sepia Plaza Liquid Oxygen



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Date: March 9th, 2022 8:44 PM
Author: comical box office haunted graveyard

Just posted this in a 4 chan thread. One of you fuckers did too 30 seconds after me. https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/366263393#p366267335

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#44119004)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 11:56 AM
Author: maroon jet-lagged tanning salon



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Date: April 15th, 2022 11:58 AM
Author: vibrant zombie-like fanboi internal respiration



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Date: April 15th, 2022 12:40 PM
Author: Sepia Plaza Liquid Oxygen



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Date: May 15th, 2022 5:21 PM
Author: Sepia Plaza Liquid Oxygen



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Date: July 14th, 2022 11:41 AM
Author: Sadistic gas station



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Date: July 14th, 2022 12:23 PM
Author: Fragrant lake pit depressive



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Date: December 22nd, 2022 12:03 PM
Author: Ruddy Arousing Electric Furnace Milk

i was in jail at the moment this thread was made

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#45675314)



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Date: July 12th, 2023 10:38 AM
Author: Sepia Plaza Liquid Oxygen

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id#46538535)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: glittery awkward ticket booth



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Date: January 22nd, 2023 7:56 PM
Author: maroon jet-lagged tanning salon



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Date: October 3rd, 2023 2:51 PM
Author: Sadistic gas station



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Date: October 13th, 2023 10:12 AM
Author: maroon jet-lagged tanning salon



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Date: April 24th, 2024 1:43 AM
Author: Crystalline Charismatic Idea He Suggested



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:51 PM
Author: multi-colored principal's office



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