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aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)
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Lol'd IRL, tyft
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: turquoise public bath



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: Histrionic Sanctuary Sandwich

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42882683)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: turquoise public bath

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42882726)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: turquoise public bath



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: turquoise public bath



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: turquoise public bath



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: pearl shaky idiot



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: turquoise public bath



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: stirring main people den

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49653016)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Aromatic claret community account

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42882686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: turquoise public bath

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: turquoise public bath



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: turquoise public bath



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: turquoise public bath



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: Thirsty crotch

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#43194579)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: turquoise public bath

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#43194586)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: turquoise public bath



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: turquoise public bath



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: azure knife



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: turquoise public bath



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: turquoise public bath

!!!

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: turquoise public bath



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: turquoise public bath

LMAO at this planet...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#43515656)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: turquoise public bath



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: turquoise public bath



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: Thirsty crotch



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: turquoise public bath

!!!

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: erotic henna haunted graveyard



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: turquoise public bath



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Apoplectic crusty patrolman weed whacker



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: turquoise public bath



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Rusted Domesticated Antidepressant Drug

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42882772)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: turquoise public bath

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42887666)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: Rusted Domesticated Antidepressant Drug

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42888212)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: turquoise public bath

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42944234)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: Milky Hateful Tanning Salon Doctorate



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: dead parlour



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: turquoise public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42914998)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: turquoise public bath



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Citrine State Volcanic Crater

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42944246)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: turquoise public bath

Lol'd IRL, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42950183)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: Bright Tantric Spot

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42950197)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: turquoise public bath

180000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42950447)



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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: turquoise public bath



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: turquoise public bath



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: turquoise public bath



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Free-loading Dragon Boltzmann

Strong thread/moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42969803)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: turquoise public bath

;-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42969808)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Frisky indirect expression

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Bright Tantric Spot

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: turquoise public bath



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: turquoise public bath



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: turquoise public bath



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: turquoise public bath



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: useless ladyboy gunner

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#43053111)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: turquoise public bath



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: turquoise public bath

This poast blew my mind, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#43107001)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: turquoise public bath

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: pearl shaky idiot



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: turquoise public bath



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: turquoise public bath



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: turquoise public bath



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: turquoise public bath



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: turquoise public bath



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: titillating stead

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#43288116)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: turquoise public bath

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#43299359)



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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: turquoise public bath



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: turquoise public bath



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: useless ladyboy gunner



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: turquoise public bath



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: useless ladyboy gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: turquoise public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: turquoise public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: turquoise public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: turquoise public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: turquoise public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: turquoise public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: jet-lagged elite yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: turquoise public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Startling Prole

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: turquoise public bath

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Startling Prole

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: turquoise public bath

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Startling Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: turquoise public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: turquoise public bath

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Startling Prole

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: turquoise public bath

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: turquoise public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: turquoise public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: disgusting concupiscible point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: turquoise public bath

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: turquoise public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: turquoise public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: turquoise public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: turquoise public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: turquoise public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: turquoise public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: turquoise public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Rusted Domesticated Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: turquoise public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: pale painfully honest lettuce

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: turquoise public bath

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: pale painfully honest lettuce

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: turquoise public bath

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: pale painfully honest lettuce

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: turquoise public bath

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Sexy menage

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: turquoise public bath

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49706886)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: turquoise public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49718753)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: turquoise public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49720164)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: turquoise public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49733811)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: turquoise public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49743659)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: turquoise public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49763415)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: turquoise public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49776406)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: turquoise public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49911902)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 8:24 PM
Author: turquoise public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49924038)