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Rate these Vegas related texts from one of my pornstar clients (CSLG)

They just can't help being drawn to the alpha Ashkenazi bloo...
Splenetic Turquoise Foreskin Station
  09/05/22
Rate me as a UC university.
violet tanning salon
  09/05/22
No idea who you are. Do you have a different moniker?
Splenetic Turquoise Foreskin Station
  09/05/22
TY Is this pornstar hot?
violet tanning salon
  09/05/22
She is attractive but not at all my type. I have no interest...
Splenetic Turquoise Foreskin Station
  09/05/22
DESCRIBE her.
Dashing rehab
  09/05/22
28 year old thin white girl with big natural tits and a very...
Splenetic Turquoise Foreskin Station
  09/05/22
Emailing you brother
Gold theater giraffe
  09/07/22
The part you’re not showing, and will never admit, is...
Sticky Abnormal Background Story Weed Whacker
  09/05/22
More like if the free dinners stopped would these people com...
sepia roommate blood rage
  09/05/22
Ive never paid for her dinner, brother. Only people I buy di...
Splenetic Turquoise Foreskin Station
  09/05/22
I've never paid for pussy in my life, brother. I understand ...
Splenetic Turquoise Foreskin Station
  09/05/22
Lmaoooo
garnet step-uncle's house haunted graveyard
  12/05/25
say what you want about me, but i'm straight up about paying...
white indirect expression
  09/05/22
now that KamalaSexy is back would you consider possibly reti...
bistre insanely creepy boltzmann gay wizard
  09/05/22
Why would I do that? I love it here, brother.
Splenetic Turquoise Foreskin Station
  09/05/22
Breaking: Hooker seeks money
Diverse embarrassed to the bone temple death wish
  09/05/22
...
vibrant clear trailer park psychic
  09/05/22
Does she mean Calvin Harris?
Nofapping Goyim
  09/05/22
No, not that dude.
Splenetic Turquoise Foreskin Station
  09/05/22
I couldn’t tell what was going on. I’m glad you ...
Cowardly vivacious spot
  09/05/22
basically he is pretending to be using his "sales skill...
white indirect expression
  09/05/22
It seems like no transaction was arranged. Also, it seems li...
Cowardly vivacious spot
  09/05/22
I've never given her a gift, money, or slept with her, broth...
Splenetic Turquoise Foreskin Station
  09/05/22
of course i would meet up with you in plano she still thi...
white indirect expression
  09/05/22
Can we take a photo together for XO? I really like the conte...
Splenetic Turquoise Foreskin Station
  09/05/22
yeah i give 0 fucks
white indirect expression
  09/05/22
Fuck ya! What is the nicest place we can go to? Money is no ...
Splenetic Turquoise Foreskin Station
  09/05/22
we don't really have anything you could brag about by taking...
white indirect expression
  09/05/22
III Forks?
Cowardly vivacious spot
  09/05/22
i think they're turning it into a poker room...
white indirect expression
  09/05/22
End of an era
Cowardly vivacious spot
  09/05/22
Will you come too, brother?
Splenetic Turquoise Foreskin Station
  09/05/22
Brother you know me. I’ll come wherever.
Cowardly vivacious spot
  09/05/22
HVAC getting his frequent customer card stamped thrice as he...
maniacal hissy fit mental disorder
  09/06/22
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ae829mFAGGE&t=147s
white indirect expression
  09/06/22
...
violet tanning salon
  09/06/22
...
adventurous talking church
  09/06/22
...
Gold theater giraffe
  09/07/22
Cocks out for content!
Diverse embarrassed to the bone temple death wish
  09/06/22
is that a Pixel phone?
Bonkers knife
  09/05/22
Galaxy S22+
Splenetic Turquoise Foreskin Station
  09/05/22
why doesn't a richmo like yourself use apple?
Bonkers knife
  09/05/22
I'm not interested in men.
Splenetic Turquoise Foreskin Station
  09/05/22
I love men
arousing translucent liquid oxygen locus
  09/06/22
ran here
Bonkers knife
  09/06/22
...
boyish kitchen
  09/06/22
...
Hateful Mischievous Point
  09/06/22
...
Amber Bawdyhouse Becky
  09/06/22
...
Provocative well-lubricated love of her life area
  09/07/22
...
Racy Hairy Legs
  09/07/22
...
costumed whorehouse
  09/07/22
That's what I have. I like it. I wish the screen had just a ...
Diverse embarrassed to the bone temple death wish
  09/06/22
Galaxy S22 Ultra here. Soooo cr.
boyish kitchen
  09/06/22
Same.
Amber Bawdyhouse Becky
  09/06/22
I'm poasting from mine right now. I also have an iPhone 12 b...
Provocative well-lubricated love of her life area
  09/07/22
...
boyish kitchen
  09/07/22
iPhone 11 here for work. The Samsung is MUCH better.
Amber Bawdyhouse Becky
  09/07/22
pics of girls?
Fragrant Marketing Idea
  09/06/22
To be fair, Lol, imagine that you're a middle-aged marrie...
adulterous odious resort gaming laptop
  09/06/22
I just wish I had some friends.
Diverse embarrassed to the bone temple death wish
  09/06/22
im going to the brazzers house
Cream Concupiscible Voyeur
  09/06/22
L'Chaim!
Trust If Aryan
  12/22/25
My man, if you're jealous I'd be happy to get one of them to...
Splenetic Turquoise Foreskin Station
  09/06/22
To be fair, "'Fuck gay people'? Lol bro what are you...
adulterous odious resort gaming laptop
  09/06/22
I mean, you're ranting against some middle age balding lawye...
Splenetic Turquoise Foreskin Station
  09/06/22
"I have no anger towards anyone." That'd be te...
lascivious self-absorbed parlour striped hyena
  09/06/22
credit where it is due, 180 post
garnet step-uncle's house haunted graveyard
  12/05/25
This is pathetic.
lascivious self-absorbed parlour striped hyena
  09/06/22
...
adulterous odious resort gaming laptop
  09/06/22
Slay, qween. Slay.
comical fishy orchestra pit azn
  09/06/22
TY, brother.
Splenetic Turquoise Foreskin Station
  09/06/22
What are the texts about even bud? Doesn’t make any s...
dun misanthropic box office
  09/06/22
I think he’s proud that some high porn star supposedly...
razzle-dazzle native dopamine
  09/06/22
They're all fucked in the head, it's very common in Californ...
maniacal hissy fit mental disorder
  09/06/22
Dinner is mentioned several times, pretty clear these "...
Bateful french stead
  09/06/22
I would have thought this was cool in 7th grade i also thoug...
Big avocado stock car base
  09/06/22
Stop lying, he's still hilarious and you know it
Titillating newt shitlib
  09/06/22
Weird Al was and remains the GOAT.
Filthy vermilion coffee pot
  09/07/22
Suga, I lived dat life long nuff, I can tell ya....dey want ...
costumed whorehouse
  09/06/22
This is all very sinful, brother.
sickened beta trust fund chad
  09/06/22
"I need to go read to my kids"
Laughsome Know-it-all Boistinker
  09/06/22
i dont see the appeal at all of interacting with porn stars....
beady-eyed legend
  09/06/22
You buy nice dinners for pornstars and in exchange they put ...
duck-like tank indian lodge
  09/06/22
I've never bought any pornstars dinners or anything for that...
Splenetic Turquoise Foreskin Station
  09/06/22
You have almost surely posted that you have. Are you exclud...
sepia roommate blood rage
  09/06/22
wwop
Fragrant Marketing Idea
  09/06/22
your wife is a binary zero and you both are gross
Cracking National Security Agency Regret
  09/06/22
i will never understand why CLSG thinks it is enviable or de...
appetizing toaster
  09/06/22
u sound jelly
white indirect expression
  09/06/22
he's right tho
Fuchsia slippery milk
  09/07/22
he's the epitome of new money as every fucking thread of his...
Hateful Mischievous Point
  09/06/22
Lol a fucking porn star is schooling you for being around fa...
Bisexual library associate
  09/06/22
he didn't really need to explain himself at all ....may...
Talented school cafeteria degenerate
  09/06/22
Let's get this to 100 folks!
Outnumbered Soul-stirring Faggotry
  09/07/22
Let's do it, brothers!
Splenetic Turquoise Foreskin Station
  09/07/22
We did it!
Outnumbered Soul-stirring Faggotry
  09/07/22
What type of work do you do for pornstar clients?
Glittery flirting yarmulke
  09/07/22
They are all car accident clients. It started when I repped ...
Splenetic Turquoise Foreskin Station
  09/07/22
Would you ever get into wage and hour stripper cases? Appare...
costumed whorehouse
  09/07/22
those don't have huge insurance policies
white indirect expression
  09/07/22
Attorneys fees attach. And I'd guess the clubs might be insu...
costumed whorehouse
  09/07/22
πŸ’ƒπŸΏπŸ’ƒπŸΏπŸ’ƒπŸΏ
white indirect expression
  09/07/22
I sued a strip club before and it settled. I'm sure you can ...
Splenetic Turquoise Foreskin Station
  09/07/22
Then sue the place and then go after the shady owners on a f...
Diverse embarrassed to the bone temple death wish
  09/07/22
Wow I wonder why this piece of shit’s wife left him
chestnut rigpig rigor
  12/05/25
Can you imagine the discovery in this case lmao
maniacal hissy fit mental disorder
  12/05/25
discovery in all divorce cases makes me shudder, this one in...
Painfully Honest Tattoo
  12/05/25
She got depressed and abusive after having kids! (((Trust me...
Soggy corner jewess
  12/05/25
...
Big avocado stock car base
  12/05/25
...
garnet step-uncle's house haunted graveyard
  12/05/25
...
Chris Spinelli did WHAT to that kid?!?!
  12/22/25
...
blathering black location
  12/05/25
To be fair, Wow, this is pretty cool brother. You seem ve...
To be fair
  12/22/25


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Date: September 5th, 2022 9:54 PM
Author: Splenetic Turquoise Foreskin Station

They just can't help being drawn to the alpha Ashkenazi blood. I might start a course for people on XO to help talk to girls. I mean, it's basically just a sales skill. It's insane how obsessive some women are to me even though I'm a short balding lawyer. I never had a problem getting women to be drawn to me.

Saturday night was 180 too (that's why my client says "have fun being weird tonight"). Had a nice MFFF foursome (first time for me!). Wife and I met a lesbian (I guess I should call bi since they like men too) couple from Idaho. Was two girls. One was decent looking with a good body and below average face. The other was very pretty and had a great body. They were definitely very interested in my wife. She makes a great wingman.

https://imgur.com/a/eVxkJ5i

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45124142)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 9:55 PM
Author: violet tanning salon

Rate me as a UC university.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45124151)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 9:56 PM
Author: Splenetic Turquoise Foreskin Station

No idea who you are. Do you have a different moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45124153)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 9:59 PM
Author: violet tanning salon

TY

Is this pornstar hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45124165)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:08 PM
Author: Splenetic Turquoise Foreskin Station

She is attractive but not at all my type. I have no interest in her physically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45124208)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: Dashing rehab

DESCRIBE her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45124478)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:01 PM
Author: Splenetic Turquoise Foreskin Station

28 year old thin white girl with big natural tits and a very average face. Basically the average porn star.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45124551)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 11:48 AM
Author: Gold theater giraffe

Emailing you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45131355)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:02 PM
Author: Sticky Abnormal Background Story Weed Whacker

The part you’re not showing, and will never admit, is that you and your wife pay for that pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45124177)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:04 PM
Author: sepia roommate blood rage

More like if the free dinners stopped would these people communicate with him more than a couple more times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45124191)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:26 PM
Author: Splenetic Turquoise Foreskin Station

Ive never paid for her dinner, brother. Only people I buy dinners for are poasters and my staff. She actually gets me a $500 Mastros gift card every year for my bday even though Ive never given her a dime or present (besides her case I settled of course). Im just an alpha jew dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45124310)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:05 PM
Author: Splenetic Turquoise Foreskin Station

I've never paid for pussy in my life, brother. I understand why people might get offended or even jealous of my 180 degenerate lifestyle. But I only post the truth on this glorious message board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45124194)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: garnet step-uncle's house haunted graveyard

Lmaoooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#49486213)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:56 PM
Author: white indirect expression

say what you want about me, but i'm straight up about paying for pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45124518)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:03 PM
Author: bistre insanely creepy boltzmann gay wizard

now that KamalaSexy is back would you consider possibly retiring and never coming back here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45124182)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:04 PM
Author: Splenetic Turquoise Foreskin Station

Why would I do that? I love it here, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45124187)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:04 PM
Author: Diverse embarrassed to the bone temple death wish

Breaking: Hooker seeks money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45124190)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:24 PM
Author: vibrant clear trailer park psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45124295)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:51 PM
Author: Nofapping Goyim

Does she mean Calvin Harris?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45124496)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:04 PM
Author: Splenetic Turquoise Foreskin Station

No, not that dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45124580)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:57 PM
Author: Cowardly vivacious spot

I couldn’t tell what was going on. I’m glad you are having a nice time. Wish you all the luck in the world brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45124525)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:01 PM
Author: white indirect expression

basically he is pretending to be using his "sales skills" and she is too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45124553)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:03 PM
Author: Cowardly vivacious spot

It seems like no transaction was arranged. Also, it seems like porn stars care a lot of about obesity. I would do poorly with pornstars.

I really wish I could live the glamorous LA life. I want to be somebody. I want to maek it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45124569)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:03 PM
Author: Splenetic Turquoise Foreskin Station

I've never given her a gift, money, or slept with her, brother. No interest in sleeping with her either. If I visit your city can we hang out? I might be out that way middle of next year to see some law school friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45124571)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:03 PM
Author: white indirect expression

of course i would meet up with you in plano

she still thinks she can get money off you (maybe she can't)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45124575)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:04 PM
Author: Splenetic Turquoise Foreskin Station

Can we take a photo together for XO? I really like the content it generates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45124584)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: white indirect expression

yeah i give 0 fucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45124589)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:11 PM
Author: Splenetic Turquoise Foreskin Station

Fuck ya! What is the nicest place we can go to? Money is no object, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45124622)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:16 PM
Author: white indirect expression

we don't really have anything you could brag about by taking pictures of receipts in Plano

that's the Austin mentality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45124651)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:22 PM
Author: Cowardly vivacious spot

III Forks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45124679)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:24 PM
Author: white indirect expression

i think they're turning it into a poker room...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45124691)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:25 PM
Author: Cowardly vivacious spot

End of an era

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45124692)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: Splenetic Turquoise Foreskin Station

Will you come too, brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45124700)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:40 PM
Author: Cowardly vivacious spot

Brother you know me. I’ll come wherever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45124755)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:26 AM
Author: maniacal hissy fit mental disorder

HVAC getting his frequent customer card stamped thrice as he waves CSLG and disco fries into the Korean whorehouse like a third base coach

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45125154)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 7:21 AM
Author: white indirect expression

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ae829mFAGGE&t=147s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45125382)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 7:22 AM
Author: violet tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45125383)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 1:14 PM
Author: adventurous talking church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45126558)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 3:39 PM
Author: Gold theater giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45132459)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:13 AM
Author: Diverse embarrassed to the bone temple death wish

Cocks out for content!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45125138)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:58 PM
Author: Bonkers knife

is that a Pixel phone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45124531)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:01 PM
Author: Splenetic Turquoise Foreskin Station

Galaxy S22+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45124557)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:02 PM
Author: Bonkers knife

why doesn't a richmo like yourself use apple?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45124560)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:03 PM
Author: Splenetic Turquoise Foreskin Station

I'm not interested in men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45124574)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:27 AM
Author: arousing translucent liquid oxygen locus

I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45125155)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 10:36 AM
Author: Bonkers knife

ran here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45125806)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 8:43 AM
Author: boyish kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45125482)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 1:24 PM
Author: Hateful Mischievous Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45126601)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 6:07 PM
Author: Amber Bawdyhouse Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45127916)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:43 PM
Author: Provocative well-lubricated love of her life area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45131569)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:47 PM
Author: Racy Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45131581)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:59 PM
Author: costumed whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45131623)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:15 AM
Author: Diverse embarrassed to the bone temple death wish

That's what I have. I like it. I wish the screen had just a bit more pixel density though, for when you've really got your face a few inches from it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45125141)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 8:53 AM
Author: boyish kitchen

Galaxy S22 Ultra here. Soooo cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45125502)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 6:07 PM
Author: Amber Bawdyhouse Becky

Same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45127918)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:44 PM
Author: Provocative well-lubricated love of her life area

I'm poasting from mine right now. I also have an iPhone 12 because I'm gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45131571)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:56 PM
Author: boyish kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45131610)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 3:07 PM
Author: Amber Bawdyhouse Becky

iPhone 11 here for work. The Samsung is MUCH better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45132277)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 12:02 AM
Author: Fragrant Marketing Idea

pics of girls?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45124844)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:19 AM
Author: adulterous odious resort gaming laptop

To be fair,

Lol, imagine that you're a middle-aged married father of two and yet you still think it's, like, soooooooooooooooo cool (omg lol) to be "friends" with pornstars (omg lol!) aka worthless broken whores who literally sell their bodies for money in the most despicable ways which are filmed forever by amoral predators, and oh btw you like to spend your limited time on this Earth texting back and forth with these filthy diseased cunts for some sort of sick misplaced affirmation and also you sometimes pressure your "wife" to have orgies with them (omg lollll!!!) and then to top it all off you like to spend some more of your limited time on this Earth bragging about all of this empty and sick and degenerate meaningless bullshit to a bunch of total strangers online just so that they can hopefully tell you how cool and awesome you are and how great that all sounds.

Congratulations. You now know what it feels like to be Jewish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45125148)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:24 AM
Author: Diverse embarrassed to the bone temple death wish

I just wish I had some friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45125153)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:29 AM
Author: Cream Concupiscible Voyeur

im going to the brazzers house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45125158)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: Trust If Aryan

L'Chaim!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#49531456)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:39 AM
Author: Splenetic Turquoise Foreskin Station

My man, if you're jealous I'd be happy to get one of them to text you if you shoot me an email. You seem very angry about the entire situation. I just do what makes me happy. My wife is into girls, so no pressure needed, brother. Also, I'd be down to take you out for a nice dinner too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45125173)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:40 AM
Author: adulterous odious resort gaming laptop

To be fair,

"'Fuck gay people'? Lol bro what are you, gay? You know only closeted gay people hate gays, right? So are you GAY?!"

Yeah you got me brother I'm so fucking jealous that you get to interact with pornstars and sometimes even have sex with them. Insanely jealous. I'll slink away now and not criticize your life anymore since you got me so good here with this call out which revealed that ackshually, I'm just really jealous of you.

Also just for the record, gay people are awesome and I'm definitely not gay. Please don't call me gay! I have no problem with gays, they're great!

(Damn all of these Jewish moves are so effective in 2022, how can we ever overcome them? Guess we should probably just give up now and stop trying cc: Consuela the Pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45125176)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:44 AM
Author: Splenetic Turquoise Foreskin Station

I mean, you're ranting against some middle age balding lawyer who has threesomes at midnight, brother. You seem upset about something. I just don't know what. I'm just here to share some content with my fellow poasters, give them a window into my life and adventures, and kill 5 minutes while I wait for my green tea to brew. I have no anger towards anyone. I love you, my man.

I must have hit a nerve because you edited your post multiple times. I'm really sorry man. You're a 180 poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45125182)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 3:35 AM
Author: lascivious self-absorbed parlour striped hyena

"I have no anger towards anyone."

That'd be terribly sad if not the case seeing how desperate for approval you are here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45125220)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: garnet step-uncle's house haunted graveyard

credit where it is due, 180 post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#49486221)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:28 AM
Author: lascivious self-absorbed parlour striped hyena

This is pathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45125157)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:38 AM
Author: adulterous odious resort gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45125171)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:43 AM
Author: comical fishy orchestra pit azn

Slay, qween.

Slay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45125181)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:45 AM
Author: Splenetic Turquoise Foreskin Station

TY, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45125184)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 3:51 AM
Author: dun misanthropic box office

What are the texts about even bud? Doesn’t make any sense in context of the OP. Would’ve been 180 if the link were just three asses in the air instead of some drivel exchange with some lady who no one knows and can’t see pics of

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45125234)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 5:04 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle native dopamine

I think he’s proud that some high porn star supposedly wants him to like her because she is supposed to be doing something else but is texting with him to rate how much he likes her. Pretty weird behavior. Also kind of funny since it is clear that it is cslg that has the insecurity issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45125277)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 5:09 AM
Author: maniacal hissy fit mental disorder

They're all fucked in the head, it's very common in California.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45125283)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 7:36 AM
Author: Bateful french stead

Dinner is mentioned several times, pretty clear these "friends" just like using him for free stuff. Much like everyone else in his life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45125392)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 5:18 AM
Author: Big avocado stock car base

I would have thought this was cool in 7th grade i also thought weird al was hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45125287)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 8:40 AM
Author: Titillating newt shitlib

Stop lying, he's still hilarious and you know it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45125480)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 1:01 PM
Author: Filthy vermilion coffee pot

Weird Al was and remains the GOAT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45131637)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 7:28 AM
Author: costumed whorehouse

Suga, I lived dat life long nuff, I can tell ya....dey want something from you baby

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45125385)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 7:59 AM
Author: sickened beta trust fund chad

This is all very sinful, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45125413)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 8:46 AM
Author: Laughsome Know-it-all Boistinker

"I need to go read to my kids"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45125489)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 8:48 AM
Author: beady-eyed legend

i dont see the appeal at all of interacting with porn stars. would you engage in long text chains with prostitutes? it's the same thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45125494)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 9:00 AM
Author: duck-like tank indian lodge

You buy nice dinners for pornstars and in exchange they put you in touch with women who would be willing to have sex with you and your wife.

I rate it 3/10 as a lifestyle and 6/10 as bort content. You should do more shitlaw posting it’s more engaging and I rate that stuff 8/10.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45125518)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 11:58 AM
Author: Splenetic Turquoise Foreskin Station

I've never bought any pornstars dinners or anything for that matter, brother. Only XO posters and staff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45126220)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 1:15 PM
Author: sepia roommate blood rage

You have almost surely posted that you have. Are you excluding ex pornstars?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45126562)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 11:36 AM
Author: Fragrant Marketing Idea

wwop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45126111)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: Cracking National Security Agency Regret

your wife is a binary zero and you both are gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45126596)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 1:53 PM
Author: appetizing toaster

i will never understand why CLSG thinks it is enviable or desirable to be around people involved with pornography, let alone 'porn stars.' they are all mentally ill drug-addicted hookers. i can practically smell the vape clouds and body spray. i don't know why you would have any proximity to this if you're raising a family and trying to establish a great 'all-american lifestyle' for them as CSLG likes to claim.

i guess it cuts along with the general dorky vibe he gives off. he's a small-statured video game nerd who got married at 20, so there may be some arrested development there. if he thinks about what is appealing to other adults but has the mentality of a 22 year old or whatever, it makes sense that he would think this is really cool. if you are wealthy and attractive, you probably don't have to send a bunch of chumpy texts to someone named 'chloe' who takes a gallon of cum to her face from strangers monthly and makes extra money shoving things in her asshole in front of her laptop while a bunch of teenagers and incels send her cash app money.

there are plenty of attractive women in the world who would somewhat set aside looks if you are cool and have money. people in porn are dumb, trashy, and unstable. what is the appeal? and sorry brother but you are a little slippery with the truth on this issue -- similar to RSF claiming no woman has ever been with him due to his $$$. what do you think the odds are that this woman is friendly to you if you manage a produce section at Ralph's but otherwise are the same person ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45126728)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 3:23 PM
Author: white indirect expression

u sound jelly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45127127)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:58 PM
Author: Fuchsia slippery milk

he's right tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45131619)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 3:24 PM
Author: Hateful Mischievous Point

he's the epitome of new money as every fucking thread of his demonstrates, so nbd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45127129)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 3:25 PM
Author: Bisexual library associate

Lol a fucking porn star is schooling you for being around fat proles and thinking it's cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45127134)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 3:31 PM
Author: Talented school cafeteria degenerate

he didn't really need to explain himself at all

....maybe "And? Fat people are actually pretty funny...especially when they struggle to tie their shoes"

"Beats hanging out with people who have gonorrhea"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45127162)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:57 PM
Author: Outnumbered Soul-stirring Faggotry

Let's get this to 100 folks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45131615)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 1:52 PM
Author: Splenetic Turquoise Foreskin Station

Let's do it, brothers!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45131890)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 3:19 PM
Author: Outnumbered Soul-stirring Faggotry

We did it!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45132332)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 1:55 PM
Author: Glittery flirting yarmulke

What type of work do you do for pornstar clients?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45131908)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 2:04 PM
Author: Splenetic Turquoise Foreskin Station

They are all car accident clients. It started when I repped one of them, then she referred her friends, who referred friends, etc. Now I have about 6-8 active cases with pornstars and I've handled maybe 20 or so for different pornstars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45131955)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 2:31 PM
Author: costumed whorehouse

Would you ever get into wage and hour stripper cases? Apparently they are all improperly labeled as independent contractors and when they decide it's time to hang up their heels, they can all get a pay day by suing the club. Maybe Tommy can do this for you with his employment law experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45132122)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: white indirect expression

those don't have huge insurance policies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45132126)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 2:34 PM
Author: costumed whorehouse

Attorneys fees attach. And I'd guess the clubs might be insured somehow for that. Regardless it's probably a file a complaint and get a settlement without any work type situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45132144)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 2:36 PM
Author: white indirect expression

πŸ’ƒπŸΏπŸ’ƒπŸΏπŸ’ƒπŸΏ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45132151)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 2:53 PM
Author: Splenetic Turquoise Foreskin Station

I sued a strip club before and it settled. I'm sure you can find it since you Google me multiple times a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45132221)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 2:56 PM
Author: Diverse embarrassed to the bone temple death wish

Then sue the place and then go after the shady owners on a fraudulent transfer (or similar) theory. I've been able to reach small business owners behind their entities in nearly every case I've tried to do it where bankruptcy didn't save them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#45132233)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: chestnut rigpig rigor

Wow I wonder why this piece of shit’s wife left him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#49485905)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 11:35 AM
Author: maniacal hissy fit mental disorder

Can you imagine the discovery in this case lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#49485938)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Tattoo

discovery in all divorce cases makes me shudder, this one included. i saw the screenshot of the exhibits with cslg reddit posts on salary and networth a

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#49486209)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: Soggy corner jewess

She got depressed and abusive after having kids! (((Trust me brother!!)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#49485952)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: Big avocado stock car base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#49486217)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: garnet step-uncle's house haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#49486387)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Chris Spinelli did WHAT to that kid?!?!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#49531446)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: blathering black location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#49486195)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded)

To be fair,

Wow, this is pretty cool brother. You seem very cool and awesome, I'm very jealous of your life (just FYI).

BTW how are things going for you these days, my man? Any major life updates? Still killing it with your totally awesome wife and perfect family, I assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2...id#49531454)