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Shitlaw boss won a jury trial by just talking nonsense (not flame)
| poppy cracking parlor | 01/03/23 |
| Slate very tactful gaping love of her life | 01/03/23 |
| poppy cracking parlor | 01/03/23 |
| mauve stag film | 01/03/23 |
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| Mustard chapel mental disorder | 01/04/23 |
| Lemon fortuitous meteor site | 01/04/23 |
| Slate very tactful gaping love of her life | 01/04/23 |
| Lemon fortuitous meteor site | 01/04/23 |
| Slate very tactful gaping love of her life | 01/04/23 |
| Lemon fortuitous meteor site | 01/04/23 |
| Slate very tactful gaping love of her life | 01/04/23 |
| Deranged Tattoo Library | 04/19/23 |
| Slate very tactful gaping love of her life | 04/19/23 |
| Vivacious jade jap | 04/23/24 |
| Spruce bearded stock car psychic | 04/23/24 |
| Mustard chapel mental disorder | 04/30/24 |
| hairraiser autistic abode azn | 04/30/24 |
| tripping native | 04/30/24 |
| WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER | 08/26/25 |
| butt cheeks | 08/26/25 |
| salmon deep nibblets | 01/03/23 |
| Galvanic Fanboi Theater | 01/03/23 |
| Slate very tactful gaping love of her life | 01/03/23 |
| Slate very tactful gaping love of her life | 01/03/23 |
| Brilliant judgmental national | 01/04/23 |
| impertinent hall | 01/04/23 |
| Canary Pistol State | 01/04/23 |
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| stirring karate jewess | 01/04/23 |
| stubborn dilemma | 01/04/23 |
| Narrow-minded Multi-billionaire | 01/04/23 |
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| salmon deep nibblets | 02/07/24 |
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| salmon deep nibblets | 04/23/24 |
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| salmon deep nibblets | 04/23/24 |
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| spectacular kitchen hairy legs | 04/23/24 |
| Canary Pistol State | 04/23/24 |
| WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER | 08/26/25 |
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| Fear-inspiring rusted juggernaut | 04/30/24 |
| Mustard chapel mental disorder | 04/30/24 |
| spectacular kitchen hairy legs | 04/30/24 |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:27 PM Author: poppy cracking parlor One of the most masterful closings I’ve ever seen.
He started off by saying “in every hood story, there’s the snake, the rat, the cat and the dog.”
He went through each witness and categorized him as the snake and the rat. Then in a ballsy move called the victim the cat. And the defendant is the dog. He said “is he the king? Hell yeah. Does he do illegal shit? Hell yeah. Is he the boss? Hell yeah. Is the the dog? You bet. Does the dog need to waste his time and his freedom to put down the cat? No way and the evidence showed that there might be a bigger cat out there that killed (Williams) but it sure as hell wasn’t the dog. The dog has better things to do. And for that reason I ask that you find the defendant not guilty of all charges.”
The jury’s jaw dropped. |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:39 PM Author: Slate very tactful gaping love of her life https://voca.ro/1kMupPXias0T (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#45736910) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:41 PM Author: poppy cracking parlor Laughing my fuckin ass off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#45736920) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:43 PM Author: mauve stag film 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#45736930) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:34 AM Author: poppy cracking parlor Holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#45738950) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:46 AM Author: Spruce bearded stock car psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#45738951) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:24 AM Author: Mustard chapel mental disorder alright, im a tranny advocate now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#45738975) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:35 AM Author: Lemon fortuitous meteor site anyone still doubt that trannies are men? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#45738984) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:10 AM Author: Slate very tactful gaping love of her life everyone in this story is male. im also a top. we might as well assume all xo poas are women from ur poasting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#45739057) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:39 AM Author: Lemon fortuitous meteor site so you agree that you’re a man? cool (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#45739106) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:40 AM Author: Slate very tactful gaping love of her life (1d being perceiving a cross-section of a 2d plane) yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#45739112) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:56 AM Author: Lemon fortuitous meteor site It’s not that deep. You’re just a man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#45739151) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:57 AM Author: Slate very tactful gaping love of her life more than u are, yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#45739155) |
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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:48 PM Author: Deranged Tattoo Library 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#46206733) |
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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:42 PM Author: Slate very tactful gaping love of her life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#46206694) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 2:52 AM Author: Vivacious jade jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#47603587) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 3:12 AM Author: Spruce bearded stock car psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#47603607) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 7:55 AM Author: Mustard chapel mental disorder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#47620711) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:39 AM Author: hairraiser autistic abode azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#47620846) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:04 AM Author: tripping native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#47620946) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:14 AM Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#49213068) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:17 AM Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#49213074) |
Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:28 PM Author: salmon deep nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#45736856) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:29 PM Author: Galvanic Fanboi Theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#45736859) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:31 PM Author: Slate very tactful gaping love of her life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#45736872) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:38 PM Author: Slate very tactful gaping love of her life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#45736908) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:01 AM Author: Brilliant judgmental national https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrux3ot6eLI (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#45739167) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:59 AM Author: impertinent hall SBF just retained “Butter & Bread LLP,” 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#45739289) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:05 AM Author: Canary Pistol State (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#45739308) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 4:53 AM Author: Mahogany shaky gaming laptop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#47603641) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:02 AM Author: stirring karate jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#45739301) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:11 AM Author: stubborn dilemma The story had me at first but lost me without a plot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#45739348) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:26 AM Author: Narrow-minded Multi-billionaire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#45739457) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:53 AM Author: salmon deep nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#45739630) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:36 PM Author: salmon deep nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#45742027) |
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Date: January 6th, 2023 10:54 AM Author: salmon deep nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#45750389) |
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Date: January 24th, 2023 1:53 PM Author: salmon deep nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#45835222) |
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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:24 PM Author: salmon deep nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#47219210) |
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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:43 PM Author: silver titillating meetinghouse dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#47219260) |
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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:00 PM Author: salmon deep nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#47376237) |
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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:01 PM Author: Galvanic Fanboi Theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#47376245) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:55 AM Author: salmon deep nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#47603827) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:57 AM Author: Zombie-like carmine whorehouse Shit thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#47603834) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:58 AM Author: salmon deep nibblets QUotemo positivity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#47603842) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:00 AM Author: Wonderful Apoplectic Hunting Ground Space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#47603847) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:44 AM Author: spectacular kitchen hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#47604038) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:48 AM Author: Canary Pistol State (rat) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#47604053) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:15 AM Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#49213069) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 11:05 AM Author: Fear-inspiring rusted juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#47604067) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:31 AM Author: Fear-inspiring rusted juggernaut The best trial attorneys I've ever seen (both prosbros and defbros) all do stuff like this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#47620822) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:07 AM Author: Mustard chapel mental disorder it's funny listening to eggheads talk about jury shit when the most successful trial attorneys are just charismatic bros. also so much of trial and legal theory is about a "reasonable jury" when they're fucking retarded. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#47620882) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:55 AM Author: spectacular kitchen hairy legs when i was in law school we had a bunch of inner city kids as the jury in this trial advocacy class i took. my side won the case and the jury all said they were on the fence until they heard my closing argument. the other side iirc was going on and on about the legal standard (i think it was a defamation case) but i did some tv lawyer bullshit where i just talked about other bs and "fairness" and whatever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#47620919) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:02 AM Author: Mustard chapel mental disorder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#47620938) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:26 AM Author: Canary Pistol State (slimshadymantp) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#47621001) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:10 AM Author: kevin eubanks and the tonight show band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#49213065) |