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Hypo: $20 million but the zetas have you targeted for killing

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but...
pearl ladyboy
  09/22/23
If I can't move from my house? No.
Fantasy-prone trailer park
  09/22/23
Okay, You can move from your house with the following cav...
pearl ladyboy
  09/22/23
One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land ...
angry disgusting quadroon
  09/22/23
Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra...
pearl ladyboy
  09/22/23
Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about ...
nudist heady garrison
  09/22/23
Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection m...
angry disgusting quadroon
  09/22/23
The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there wi...
offensive learning disabled knife sex offender
  09/22/23
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pearl ladyboy
  09/22/23
Point Roberts in Washington.
angry disgusting quadroon
  09/22/23
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Abnormal metal church doctorate
  09/23/23
I can’t afford paying $20M for that
snowy step-uncle's house rigpig
  09/22/23
Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for some...
Swashbuckling Lavender Point Death Wish
  09/22/23
Can you still practice law in this hypo?
Fear-inspiring messiness
  09/22/23
Yes
pearl ladyboy
  09/22/23
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iridescent pea-brained lodge
  09/22/23
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lascivious police squad
  09/22/23
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Appetizing at-the-ready travel guidebook school cafeteria
  09/22/23
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Abnormal metal church doctorate
  09/23/23
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Appetizing at-the-ready travel guidebook school cafeteria
  09/27/23
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Ivory stag film idiot
  10/01/23
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claret depressive heaven
  10/02/23
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butt cheeks
  05/22/26
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gibberish (?)
  05/22/26
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pearl ladyboy
  09/22/23
Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional c...
Submissive coldplay fan coffee pot
  09/22/23
Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for...
pearl ladyboy
  09/22/23
I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so wh...
Appetizing at-the-ready travel guidebook school cafeteria
  09/22/23
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translucent odious house internal respiration
  09/27/23
But where do we get $20M to give doobs?
Exhilarant chrome whorehouse jewess
  09/22/23
So I'd have to be poorer?
jet-lagged toaster philosopher-king
  09/22/23
$20 million on top of whatever you currently make
pearl ladyboy
  09/22/23
No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top ...
Sepia motley bawdyhouse mother
  09/22/23
...
pearl ladyboy
  09/23/23
I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are...
sadistic telephone roommate
  09/23/23
right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill...
nudist heady garrison
  09/23/23
I think Doobs learned his lesson though
pearl ladyboy
  09/23/23
Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t ...
sadistic telephone roommate
  09/23/23
10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you ...
pearl ladyboy
  09/23/23
Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. F...
Sepia motley bawdyhouse mother
  09/27/23
...
pearl ladyboy
  09/27/23
lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea
Sick water buffalo
  09/27/23
lol at the notion of you having a house gook
pearl ladyboy
  09/27/23
lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro
Sick water buffalo
  09/27/23
You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I...
pearl ladyboy
  09/27/23
lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea
Sick water buffalo
  09/27/23
lol 😂
Twisted beady-eyed shrine
  09/27/23
absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards
slap-happy galvanic dilemma
  09/27/23
It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal bod...
Trip impressive mediation school
  10/01/23
Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds wit...
slap-happy galvanic dilemma
  10/01/23
The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guy...
pearl ladyboy
  10/01/23
I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zet...
Glittery dopamine
  09/27/23
Ungh
Stubborn maize piazza famous landscape painting
  10/01/23
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Glittery dopamine
  10/02/23
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pearl ladyboy
  10/01/23
Yes
Provocative selfie
  10/01/23
zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap t...
gaped razzle nibblets
  10/02/23
Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas? https://www.instagram.com/csu...
Aspiring young lawyer
  05/22/26
jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there
peeface
  05/22/26


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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:40 AM
Author: pearl ladyboy

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but will be given 10 armed security guards at all time for free. You get the money immediately. The zetas will lose interest in killing you in 10 years but right now the organization’s main goal is eliminating you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46828405)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:41 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone trailer park

If I can't move from my house? No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46828409)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: pearl ladyboy

Okay,

You can move from your house with the following caveats:

1. It has to be within the USA.

2. You will only get one armed guard at a time if you move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46828413)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:49 AM
Author: angry disgusting quadroon

One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land surrounded by Canada that requires two border crossings to reach.

That or move to a highly homogenous area far from the Zetas that would allow you to instantly detect newcomers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46828422)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:54 AM
Author: pearl ladyboy

Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra guards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46828439)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:57 AM
Author: nudist heady garrison

Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about getting popped getting groceries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46828447)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: angry disgusting quadroon

Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection members and there is high scrutiny towards new faces on the island, especially ones with ties to organized crime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46828452)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:04 AM
Author: offensive learning disabled knife sex offender

The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there without incident. There has also been an ice road in recent years after the canuks went nuts over covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46828466)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:17 AM
Author: pearl ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46828486)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:20 AM
Author: angry disgusting quadroon

Point Roberts in Washington.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46828490)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: Abnormal metal church doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46834375)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:42 AM
Author: snowy step-uncle's house rigpig

I can’t afford paying $20M for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46828412)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Lavender Point Death Wish

Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for something like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46828414)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:55 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring messiness

Can you still practice law in this hypo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46828441)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: pearl ladyboy

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46828451)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:07 AM
Author: iridescent pea-brained lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46828470)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: lascivious police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46830512)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:08 PM
Author: Appetizing at-the-ready travel guidebook school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46830557)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: Abnormal metal church doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46834376)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:01 PM
Author: Appetizing at-the-ready travel guidebook school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46851815)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:58 PM
Author: Ivory stag film idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46870845)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: claret depressive heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46873791)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#49894006)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: gibberish (?)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#49894008)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:53 PM
Author: pearl ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46830484)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:58 PM
Author: Submissive coldplay fan coffee pot

Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46830504)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:21 PM
Author: pearl ladyboy

Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46830613)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:59 PM
Author: Appetizing at-the-ready travel guidebook school cafeteria

I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so what's ten more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46830509)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:47 AM
Author: translucent odious house internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46849830)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: Exhilarant chrome whorehouse jewess

But where do we get $20M to give doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46830515)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:09 PM
Author: jet-lagged toaster philosopher-king

So I'd have to be poorer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46830562)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:18 PM
Author: pearl ladyboy

$20 million on top of whatever you currently make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46830594)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:23 PM
Author: Sepia motley bawdyhouse mother

No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top priority jobs, guys you would not see coming. I wouldn’t be able to go in public and would face a good chance of being sniped through a window. Security has to be vigilant 24-7 and hitmen can pick their spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46830621)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 4:50 PM
Author: pearl ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46834341)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:03 PM
Author: sadistic telephone roommate

I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are in the military and can live on a high security military base in the US. They wouldn’t dare attack a military base and it would have hundreds of people constantly monitoring for threats and searching all visitors. Maybe they could have a guy get a job as a landscaper that the base contracts with and then just stab you or something though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46834369)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: nudist heady garrison

right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill that just ran away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46834436)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: pearl ladyboy

I think Doobs learned his lesson though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46834439)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:37 PM
Author: sadistic telephone roommate

Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t run away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46834496)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: pearl ladyboy

10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you are famous anytime you are out on the town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46834501)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: Sepia motley bawdyhouse mother

Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. Food delivery, cleaning, new recruits, etc. If you’re a priority for a group with huge funding they can hire a guy with very good skills or just keep sending guys they don’t care about extracting alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46849770)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:07 AM
Author: pearl ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46848742)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:08 AM
Author: Sick water buffalo

lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46848745)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:15 AM
Author: pearl ladyboy

lol at the notion of you having a house gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46848767)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:37 AM
Author: Sick water buffalo

lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46848820)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:48 AM
Author: pearl ladyboy

You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I met you back in the day when you had long hair. You are a fucking loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46848847)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:53 AM
Author: Sick water buffalo

lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46848862)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:43 AM
Author: Twisted beady-eyed shrine

lol 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46849805)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:06 PM
Author: slap-happy galvanic dilemma

absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46851852)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:49 PM
Author: Trip impressive mediation school

It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal body guards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46870793)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:07 PM
Author: slap-happy galvanic dilemma

Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds with that kind of PSD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46870886)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:51 PM
Author: pearl ladyboy

The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46870801)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: Glittery dopamine

I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zetas hunt me down and kill me with sex.

EDIT: https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=709541404550847&set=pb.100064849802005.-2207520000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46851877)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:21 PM
Author: Stubborn maize piazza famous landscape painting

Ungh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46870952)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:39 PM
Author: Glittery dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46873717)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:26 PM
Author: pearl ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46870692)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:30 PM
Author: Provocative selfie

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46870706)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: gaped razzle nibblets

zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap targets on rural roads in mexico, or they spray bullets.

1. avoid every mexican, which is still not that hard unless you already live in CA or a border state. you have 20M reasons to be more racist, just literally speed away from any mexican. youre not working anymore, so you have no obligation to be anywhere you dont want to be

2. bulletproof car, vest, and windows to go with your 10 guards

these cats are not going to ninja into your bedroom at 3am. If they get you, it would be due to your carelessness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46873740)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: Aspiring young lawyer

Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas?

https://www.instagram.com/csundeltazeta/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#49894019)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: peeface

jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#49894111)