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35 y/o ibanker dies after 100 hour work week makes his heart explode (nypost)

https://nypost.com/2024/05/09/business/wall-street-bankers-d...
cyan titillating weed whacker national
  05/10/24
it was the jewish heart attack jab he was forced to get in t...
Curious depressive
  05/10/24
Yeah I was gonna say.
racy base coldplay fan
  05/10/24
throw some good poasts into the mix every once in a while qu...
cyan titillating weed whacker national
  05/11/24
Faggots. I’ve worked 80-100 hour weeks for like 14 yea...
Fuchsia Unholy Cuckoldry Cuck
  05/10/24
No
Drunken 180 Lay Laser Beams
  05/10/24
ur barely literate
slippery glassy theater stage friendly grandma
  05/10/24
180
Drunken 180 Lay Laser Beams
  05/10/24
Yeah, guys, let's all imitate AREreptile and his GREAT life
Flickering crotch
  05/10/24
180
Drunken 180 Lay Laser Beams
  05/10/24
the man owns multiple properties
Cerebral trump supporter chad
  05/10/24
This is not true or possible given the amount of time you po...
Fighting ladyboy
  05/10/24
180
Drunken 180 Lay Laser Beams
  05/10/24
They used to keep him locked up in the compliance cage on th...
Cerebral trump supporter chad
  05/10/24
enjoy death age 47. we'll get together then, you know we'll ...
Ungodly pozpig whorehouse
  05/10/24
seems unlikely
Maniacal Wine Organic Girlfriend
  05/10/24
lol this is the most unbelievable horseshit you have posted....
violent drab feces
  05/12/24
...
cyan titillating weed whacker national
  05/10/24
This story dropped on a forum, then reddit, then xo before i...
swashbuckling point candlestick maker
  05/10/24
they still do that shit?
concupiscible cerise son of senegal persian
  05/10/24
Such is the Nature of the Assignment.
wonderful pit
  05/10/24
...
olive pisswyrm dingle berry
  05/11/24
UMB - Heartland merger comps don't format themselves
Exhilarant Boistinker Kitty
  05/10/24
because people still do it. Gotta get ahead and if the other...
Flickering crotch
  05/10/24
180
Drunken 180 Lay Laser Beams
  05/10/24
Trapped in a race to the bottom with all the other bootlicke...
Lascivious insanely creepy jewess mexican
  05/11/24
It only started with Gen X iirc. In the 90s, ibanker associa...
crystalline bbw kitty cat
  05/12/24
*cue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87ODfNr6JGk as his coff...
wonderful pit
  05/10/24
whether you die on the battlefield as a Green Beret or at yo...
abusive casino
  05/10/24
...
godawful ruby nursing home legend
  05/12/24
he must have had a genetic defect
painfully honest cruise ship
  05/10/24
Ten years of safe steroid use on an ODA
pungent senate
  05/10/24
Meh shit happens. If people don’t wanna risk what happ...
Stirring Den
  05/10/24
On balance, in b-GLURGHHHFLG *thud*
slippery glassy theater stage friendly grandma
  05/10/24
...
Useless range ceo
  05/10/24
...
pale razzle corner
  05/10/24
...
wonderful pit
  05/11/24
Kike!
Drunken 180 Lay Laser Beams
  05/10/24
At 35 this dude was making more like ~$400-450k so cry me a ...
Fuchsia Unholy Cuckoldry Cuck
  05/10/24
he was an associate
elite laughsome site queen of the night
  05/12/24
(xo 2024)
Contagious antidepressant drug heaven
  05/12/24
If you can't defend against the 100 hour exploding heart tec...
cowardly mood indirect expression
  05/10/24
...
swashbuckling point candlestick maker
  05/11/24
His widow is the type of woman Doodikoff should be trying to...
Soul-stirring impertinent shrine deer antler
  05/10/24
Dude made the ultimate sacrifice to make sure that deal got ...
stubborn hospital
  05/11/24
Asked this before in the other thread but nobody answered. ...
Contagious antidepressant drug heaven
  05/11/24
probably something like friday night fire drill citation che...
Cracking potus
  05/11/24
Who is the audience for the powerpoint?
Contagious antidepressant drug heaven
  05/12/24
probably no one
cyan titillating weed whacker national
  05/12/24
...
pale razzle corner
  05/12/24
This the part that doesn’t make sense to me. I just do...
disgusting giraffe mad-dog skullcap
  05/12/24
To work 100 hours per week, you would have 4 hours left to: ...
gay library
  05/12/24
(not a math masterman) 24 * 7 = 168 hours in a week 100 ho...
Contagious antidepressant drug heaven
  05/12/24
He forgot about weekends is all
crystalline bbw kitty cat
  05/12/24
I assumed he was working M-F. It is doable, unless you're un...
gay library
  05/12/24
That's a really stupid assumption imo. Anyone working 70+ ho...
crystalline bbw kitty cat
  05/12/24
Eating is included in the 100 hours of “work” al...
flushed adventurous idiot box office
  05/12/24
that guy looks 50 in his work pic
Maize Locus Voyeur
  05/12/24
What does "looking 50" even mean if a critical mas...
crystalline bbw kitty cat
  05/12/24
bill ackman donated 10k to some gofundme for this guy. reall...
violent drab feces
  05/12/24
...
disgusting giraffe mad-dog skullcap
  05/12/24


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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:10 AM
Author: cyan titillating weed whacker national

https://nypost.com/2024/05/09/business/wall-street-bankers-death-ignites-anger-at-long-workweeks-could-prompt-walkout/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47649970)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:32 AM
Author: Curious depressive

it was the jewish heart attack jab he was forced to get in the military that exploded his heart, actually.

inshallah yours is next.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47649972)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:01 PM
Author: racy base coldplay fan

Yeah I was gonna say.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47652384)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:06 PM
Author: cyan titillating weed whacker national

throw some good poasts into the mix every once in a while queer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47654833)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:36 AM
Author: Fuchsia Unholy Cuckoldry Cuck

Faggots. I’ve worked 80-100 hour weeks for like 14 years straight and I’m fine and have four kids on top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47649973)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Drunken 180 Lay Laser Beams

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47651345)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: slippery glassy theater stage friendly grandma

ur barely literate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47651347)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:01 PM
Author: Drunken 180 Lay Laser Beams

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47651348)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:08 PM
Author: Flickering crotch

Yeah, guys, let's all imitate AREreptile and his GREAT life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47651366)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:12 PM
Author: Drunken 180 Lay Laser Beams

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47651383)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:17 PM
Author: Cerebral trump supporter chad

the man owns multiple properties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47651406)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:23 PM
Author: Fighting ladyboy

This is not true or possible given the amount of time you post on here--and that's even assuming it were possible for compliance monkeys to work such hours. (Hint: it's not.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47651425)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:24 PM
Author: Drunken 180 Lay Laser Beams

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47651429)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:26 PM
Author: Cerebral trump supporter chad

They used to keep him locked up in the compliance cage on the trading floor through both domestic and international market hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47651436)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:42 PM
Author: Ungodly pozpig whorehouse

enjoy death age 47. we'll get together then, you know we'll have a good time then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47651511)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:18 PM
Author: Maniacal Wine Organic Girlfriend

seems unlikely



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47651752)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:23 AM
Author: violent drab feces

lol this is the most unbelievable horseshit you have posted. And yes I’m aware that you claim to have been an associate in Quinn Emanuel’s “matrimonial law” practice and that bullshit about you inventing a financial services product.

Btw, your claim to work this much is a self-own in light of the fact that we all know you’re a 250k in-house compliance loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47655189)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 3:59 PM
Author: cyan titillating weed whacker national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47651342)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:13 PM
Author: swashbuckling point candlestick maker

This story dropped on a forum, then reddit, then xo before it got into the news. The real story is how it got buried for so long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47651391)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:14 PM
Author: concupiscible cerise son of senegal persian

they still do that shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47651394)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: wonderful pit

Such is the Nature of the Assignment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47651434)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:20 AM
Author: olive pisswyrm dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47652666)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:28 PM
Author: Exhilarant Boistinker Kitty

UMB - Heartland merger comps don't format themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47651442)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Flickering crotch

because people still do it. Gotta get ahead and if the other guy is working 80 hours, welp better get your act together.

People like AREreptile brag about this-- they see it as a manly or even moral signifier. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47651492)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:42 PM
Author: Drunken 180 Lay Laser Beams

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47651510)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:43 PM
Author: Lascivious insanely creepy jewess mexican

Trapped in a race to the bottom with all the other bootlickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47654893)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: crystalline bbw kitty cat

It only started with Gen X iirc. In the 90s, ibanker associates worked 100 hours/week while Partners Golfed. There was a case study on this for my MBA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47655213)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: wonderful pit

*cue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87ODfNr6JGk as his coffin is carried to his grave Navy SEAL-style by fellow Associates and Colleagues*

*meanwhile In-House Lawyers wearing nothing but diaper, doing the 21 Pen Clicking Salute in perfect and impeccable cadence*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47651433)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:51 PM
Author: abusive casino

whether you die on the battlefield as a Green Beret or at your desk making Mort rich, you die for Israel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47651537)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:15 AM
Author: godawful ruby nursing home legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47655505)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:52 PM
Author: painfully honest cruise ship

he must have had a genetic defect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47651538)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:56 PM
Author: pungent senate

Ten years of safe steroid use on an ODA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47651547)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:02 PM
Author: Stirring Den

Meh shit happens. If people don’t wanna risk what happened go work at Starbucks. If you wanna make $200k a year then learn to manage your stress first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47651573)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:17 PM
Author: slippery glassy theater stage friendly grandma

On balance, in b-GLURGHHHFLG *thud*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47651641)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:24 PM
Author: Useless range ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47651649)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:10 PM
Author: pale razzle corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47651744)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:22 PM
Author: wonderful pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47654858)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:32 PM
Author: Drunken 180 Lay Laser Beams

Kike!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47651662)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: Fuchsia Unholy Cuckoldry Cuck

At 35 this dude was making more like ~$400-450k so cry me a river about his stress. He only made 8.5x what the average person makes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47651727)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:39 AM
Author: elite laughsome site queen of the night

he was an associate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47655173)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:43 AM
Author: Contagious antidepressant drug heaven

(xo 2024)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47655563)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:19 PM
Author: cowardly mood indirect expression

If you can't defend against the 100 hour exploding heart technique, you have no business in the big leagues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47651755)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: swashbuckling point candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47654860)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:04 PM
Author: Soul-stirring impertinent shrine deer antler

His widow is the type of woman Doodikoff should be trying to date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47652393)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 2:51 AM
Author: stubborn hospital

Dude made the ultimate sacrifice to make sure that deal got over the goal line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47652769)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: Contagious antidepressant drug heaven

Asked this before in the other thread but nobody answered.

What is the actual work product guys like this are producing in their 100 hours each week? Some sort of spreadsheet of costs/valuations? Powerpoint slides? Negotiating terms of the deal back and forth with the counterparties? ELI5.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47654894)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:57 PM
Author: Cracking potus

probably something like friday night fire drill citation checking faggotry but the equivalent of that on a powerpoint instead of a word doc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47654898)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:02 AM
Author: Contagious antidepressant drug heaven

Who is the audience for the powerpoint?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47654899)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:31 AM
Author: cyan titillating weed whacker national

probably no one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47654923)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:40 AM
Author: pale razzle corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47655560)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:59 AM
Author: disgusting giraffe mad-dog skullcap

This the part that doesn’t make sense to me. I just don’t think I’d do it. Just work M-F (occasional Saturday) and if that’s not enough then they would have to fire me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47655176)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 6:40 AM
Author: gay library

To work 100 hours per week, you would have 4 hours left to: (1) sleep, (2) eat, (3) shower, (4) rest, (5) whatever else, socialize, talk to family, etc.

So basically he had to go without eating/sleeping/showering for several days or weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47655152)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:26 AM
Author: Contagious antidepressant drug heaven

(not a math masterman)

24 * 7 = 168 hours in a week

100 hours of work

168-100 = 68 hours left

68/7 = over 9.5 hours remaining every day for sleeping, eating, showering, commuting, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47655191)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: crystalline bbw kitty cat

He forgot about weekends is all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47655255)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:40 AM
Author: gay library

I assumed he was working M-F. It is doable, unless you're under a shitload of stress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47655303)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: crystalline bbw kitty cat

That's a really stupid assumption imo. Anyone working 70+ hours a week is going to have some shit bleed into the weekend. 100 hour weeks in white collar jobs are usually "performative" ime and a lot of it is about ingratiating yourself to your Betters. One of the exceptions is in Game Development where there is a Crunch Time in the months before release.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47655590)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:18 AM
Author: flushed adventurous idiot box office

Eating is included in the 100 hours of “work” almost certainly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47655517)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:43 AM
Author: Maize Locus Voyeur

that guy looks 50 in his work pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47655310)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:13 PM
Author: crystalline bbw kitty cat

What does "looking 50" even mean if a critical mass of youngish white people "look 50" according to azns on the internet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47655598)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: violent drab feces

bill ackman donated 10k to some gofundme for this guy. really generous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47655324)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: disgusting giraffe mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47655570)