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Imagine being Hezbollah’s IT guy right now

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"Hey boss, what's this Friday meeting you've scheduled ...
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sapphire jet-lagged ticket booth
  09/18/24
IT guy is definitely blaming the Procurement guy right now
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“I have a long relationship with this supplier.”...
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"We only got one bid and exec told us to get it done AS...
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  09/18/24
Hezzies yelling at Indian tech support, asks to be escalated...
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  09/18/24
"Hello Abdul, I am transferring you to our manager Jite...
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Nubile Mildly Autistic Weed Whacker
  09/18/24
xo operating 40 IQ points below the people who are having th...
Talented Mustard Institution
  09/18/24
Poor guy already had to take a job at Hez after getting cann...
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burgundy lay filthpig
  09/18/24
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Appetizing Business Firm
  09/18/24
PIP coming, no doubt about it
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sapphire jet-lagged ticket booth
  09/18/24
The last thing anyone is doing is firing the IT guys. It's a...
Talented Mustard Institution
  09/18/24
True. In corporate America his boss is dead and he is getti...
sapphire jet-lagged ticket booth
  09/18/24
1. He didn't fuck this up. 2. They need him to fix it. He...
Talented Mustard Institution
  09/18/24
The person who acquired the pagers did nothing wrong?
sapphire jet-lagged ticket booth
  09/18/24
The IT guy has better things to do than go shopping. If you ...
Talented Mustard Institution
  09/18/24
Yeah imagine being the guy they ask to fix this shit. I woul...
Talented Mustard Institution
  09/18/24
how the fuck does iran not have the ability to produce short...
Vigorous Charcoal Macaca
  09/18/24
Bet your ass a lot of countries are going to want to make th...
Talented Mustard Institution
  09/18/24
wait, I can think of a solution
Vigorous Charcoal Macaca
  09/18/24
Put Bezos and Musk in charge? I'd rather buy an Iranian phon...
Talented Mustard Institution
  09/18/24
another type of solution
Vigorous Charcoal Macaca
  09/18/24
We don’t need temporary fixes
sapphire jet-lagged ticket booth
  09/18/24
If we get them all, it wont be temp
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  09/19/24
Please join this month’s 360 blameless incident review...
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  09/18/24
The blame is on Israel. Why would there be any internal fing...
Talented Mustard Institution
  09/18/24
WHOOOOOSH!!!!!
sapphire jet-lagged ticket booth
  09/18/24
TYFT I'm always happy as fuck to learn I'm the stupid one.
Talented Mustard Institution
  09/18/24
Imagine being Israel's IT guy.
Talented Mustard Institution
  09/18/24
Hamas' Head of IT probably getting approached by Hezbollah n...
provocative scarlet base ceo
  09/19/24
Why wouldn't China offer to help, mossadcuck?
Talented Mustard Institution
  09/19/24
increase your IQ please
provocative scarlet base ceo
  09/19/24
lol@ blown out mossadcucks. You got nuthin but recycled gene...
Talented Mustard Institution
  09/19/24
Great relocation package, revenue share, only two days requi...
sapphire jet-lagged ticket booth
  09/19/24
exactly, starting to think it may be him behind all of this ...
provocative scarlet base ceo
  09/19/24
He just updated his LinkedIn: https://x.com/cremieuxrecueil/...
sapphire jet-lagged ticket booth
  09/19/24
u poasted the wrong link
Talented Mustard Institution
  09/19/24
Bro, how dumb are you, for real?
sapphire jet-lagged ticket booth
  09/19/24
How many actual IT jerbs have u worked? It's zero.
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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: sapphire jet-lagged ticket booth



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:07 AM
Author: Titillating Amethyst Chad



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: Titillating Amethyst Chad

"Hey boss, what's this Friday meeting you've scheduled in the basement?"

"Just a small going away party, my friend"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48103447)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: sapphire jet-lagged ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48103856)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: hilarious mad-dog skullcap

IT guy is definitely blaming the Procurement guy right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48103452)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: adulterous irradiated goal in life



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: electric tantric ladyboy knife



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: low-t generalized bond stage



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: sapphire jet-lagged ticket booth

“I have a long relationship with this supplier.”

The supplier: https://images.app.goo.gl/FEqE3jTj993P9KUw6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48103875)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: aromatic bat shit crazy indian lodge



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:19 PM
Author: orange kink-friendly legal warrant garrison

"We only got one bid and exec told us to get it done ASAP."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48103926)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:06 AM
Author: cyan heaven



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: burgundy lay filthpig



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:11 PM
Author: Nubile Mildly Autistic Weed Whacker

Hezzies yelling at Indian tech support, asks to be escalated to tier 2 support.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48103872)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: Arrogant Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48103885)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:23 PM
Author: Concupiscible gay spot

"Hello Abdul, I am transferring you to our manager Jitender, mean Johnny... plz kindly hold saar"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48103955)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:50 PM
Author: Nubile Mildly Autistic Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48106467)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: Talented Mustard Institution

xo operating 40 IQ points below the people who are having this actual conversation. What a shame. What a surprise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48106523)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:14 PM
Author: aquamarine lascivious incel sex offender

Poor guy already had to take a job at Hez after getting canned as Apple's Chief of Security after the Fappening, and now this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48103894)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:20 PM
Author: burgundy lay filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48103931)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: Appetizing Business Firm



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: provocative scarlet base ceo

PIP coming, no doubt about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48104428)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:44 PM
Author: sapphire jet-lagged ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48106716)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: Talented Mustard Institution

The last thing anyone is doing is firing the IT guys. It's absurd how fucking naive some of you people are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48106721)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:48 PM
Author: sapphire jet-lagged ticket booth

True. In corporate America his boss is dead and he is getting promoted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48106734)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:49 PM
Author: Talented Mustard Institution

1. He didn't fuck this up.

2. They need him to fix it. He's the most valuable man in Lebanon.

That's how things work in the real world, not in the fever dreams of Mossadcucks ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48106740)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: sapphire jet-lagged ticket booth

The person who acquired the pagers did nothing wrong?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48106826)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: Talented Mustard Institution

The IT guy has better things to do than go shopping. If you order some shit from Amazon and UPS delivers a bomb to your door, do you blame yourself?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48106829)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:52 PM
Author: Talented Mustard Institution

Yeah imagine being the guy they ask to fix this shit. I would order all radios direct from Russia and China

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48106483)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: Vigorous Charcoal Macaca

how the fuck does iran not have the ability to produce short range radios and pagers? they are cut off as fuck and trusting the Taiwanese not to fuck them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48106494)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:59 PM
Author: Talented Mustard Institution

Bet your ass a lot of countries are going to want to make their own shit after this. Israel made all 10 billion people on earth afraid of their own phones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48106512)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:05 PM
Author: Vigorous Charcoal Macaca

wait, I can think of a solution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48106535)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:07 PM
Author: Talented Mustard Institution

Put Bezos and Musk in charge? I'd rather buy an Iranian phone even if I have to smuggle it illegally in my luggage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48106542)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:07 PM
Author: Vigorous Charcoal Macaca

another type of solution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48106545)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: sapphire jet-lagged ticket booth

We don’t need temporary fixes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48106720)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: violent brunch elastic band

If we get them all, it wont be temp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48108667)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:04 PM
Author: sepia aphrodisiac mexican sweet tailpipe

Please join this month’s 360 blameless incident review meeting as we discuss best practices and guidelines related to vendor sourcing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48106528)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:05 PM
Author: Talented Mustard Institution

The blame is on Israel. Why would there be any internal fingerpointing within Hezbollah?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48106533)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: sapphire jet-lagged ticket booth

WHOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48106723)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: Talented Mustard Institution

TYFT I'm always happy as fuck to learn I'm the stupid one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48106727)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:48 PM
Author: Talented Mustard Institution

Imagine being Israel's IT guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48106732)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:04 AM
Author: provocative scarlet base ceo

Hamas' Head of IT probably getting approached by Hezbollah now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48108444)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: Talented Mustard Institution

Why wouldn't China offer to help, mossadcuck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48108452)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: provocative scarlet base ceo

increase your IQ please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48108660)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: Talented Mustard Institution

lol@ blown out mossadcucks. You got nuthin but recycled generic insults. Keep going \'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48108680)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: sapphire jet-lagged ticket booth

Great relocation package, revenue share, only two days required in office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48108456)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: provocative scarlet base ceo

exactly, starting to think it may be him behind all of this 3D chess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48108658)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:38 PM
Author: sapphire jet-lagged ticket booth

He just updated his LinkedIn: https://x.com/cremieuxrecueil/status/1836517946769969492

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48110413)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:41 PM
Author: Talented Mustard Institution

u poasted the wrong link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48110427)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:43 PM
Author: sapphire jet-lagged ticket booth

Bro, how dumb are you, for real?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48110432)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:21 PM
Author: Talented Mustard Institution

How many actual IT jerbs have u worked? It's zero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48111463)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:20 PM
Author: provocative scarlet base ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48111457)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: A Dick is Not Dispositive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#49340186)