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Done drinking, ruined wife’s cousin’s wedding yesterday
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:24 AM Author: comical amethyst spot Started drinking too early. Wedding wasn’t at a church which I thought was degenerate because I’m Roman Catholic. The MC was basically making jokes at this makeshift “church” they had with white chairs set up in the same area as the reception.
The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact I can make him bleed out of his ass if I ever got into an MMA ring with him.
She was 29 when she met him and is 34 now with a birth control softball player body.
The fuckin MC was basically announcing the wedding like it was a hockey game then started to turn it back into a romantic wedding with traditional wedding music when she walked down the aisle.
I chugged three of those little black boxes of red wine at this point so as she was walking down the aisle I grabbed the mic from the MC and pushed him away.
I always said to my wife this cousin of hers looks like a horse with her fuckin square birth control body so when I grabbed the mic I said “Galloping down the aisle! Hard! Direct (made a hand gesture)! She’s square! She has no ass! Square! Direct! Galloping down the aisle!”
While I was doing this everyone was gasping and the dad walked over like he was going to hit me be thought better of it. The security for the venue took three guys to get me down. They called the cops but the cops said this isn’t really a crime what i did so everyone just asked me to leave.
Wife still crying but 180 she left with me. She’s a ride or die bitch. |
Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM Author: irradiated insanely creepy community account cousin on her moms side or dads (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48424335) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM Author: comical amethyst spot Dads (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48424337) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM Author: Stimulating Lake Philosopher-king which dad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48424343) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:52 AM Author: onyx principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48424488) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:38 PM Author: pearly church building A) Good question;
B) Did that moniker come from you days at the Red Dragon Inn in RhyDin? |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM Author: Frum Stain Masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48424993) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:53 PM Author: amber swashbuckling set gaming laptop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48425776) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 AM Author: Wonderful Slimy Double Fault Stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48427267) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:34 PM Author: Aqua contagious business firm weed whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48429289) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM Author: Laughsome elite location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48424336) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:26 AM Author: Laughsome elite location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48424338) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM Author: Stimulating Lake Philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48424342) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:43 AM Author: pink rebellious depressive LMFAO
truly 180 |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:06 AM Author: comical amethyst spot This. And when I got home I played “Zombies” that cranberry song perfectly on my kid’s toy piano and I never played it before. I had two more black boxes on the ride and when I got home I was ranting about how good I was at piano and my wife pointed out it’s a player piano so it’s automatic. We were both hysterically laughing at my stupidity, (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48424364) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:43 AM Author: pink rebellious depressive 180 night
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:47 AM Author: comical amethyst spot One for the books lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48424395) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM Author: Laughsome elite location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48428555) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:59 PM Author: trip hell ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48428586) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:32 PM Author: Exhilarant sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48429268) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:04 AM Author: Thriller Peach Crackhouse Deer Antler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48424421) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:50 AM Author: drab fear-inspiring toilet seat partner Ok but why stop drinking (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48424351) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:55 PM Author: flesh codepig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48424912) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:58 PM Author: hilarious underhanded milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48424915) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM Author: onyx principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48424916) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:27 PM Author: violent cyan corn cake mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48424984) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM Author: cordovan sinister abode shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48425757) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:11 PM Author: Exhilarant sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48428657) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:55 AM Author: Orchid Trailer Park (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48424357) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:21 AM Author: Magenta Multi-colored Useless Brakes Going to need the Heights of all involved before judging this poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48424372) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:50 AM Author: comical amethyst spot That’s the best part. I spend every free second of my day training and lifting. If he’s taller why didn’t he step to me when I disrespected his wife? Her lazy dad too. Because they know they had no shot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48424399) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:09 AM Author: Magenta Multi-colored Useless Brakes Lmao lil breh he doesn't think about you at all -- worrying about "stepping to" is for Short Men. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48424425) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM Author: comical amethyst spot Lmao guess you win bro lmao. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48424433) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM Author: Magenta Multi-colored Useless Brakes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48424451) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:31 PM Author: Glittery fiercely-loyal resort legend 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48424856) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM Author: Unhinged Pit Circlehead They had to call some REAL MEN to come and regulate lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48424454) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:11 AM Author: Cerebral Kink-friendly Mental Disorder Idiot Johnny my boy, why are you pumo? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48424429) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM Author: comical amethyst spot Not me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48424432) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM Author: Magenta Multi-colored Useless Brakes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48424453) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:28 PM Author: violent cyan corn cake mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48424988) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 3:52 PM Author: Diverse field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48425457) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:55 PM Author: Saffron rough-skinned clown trump supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48425790) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:10 PM Author: Exhilarant sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48428656) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM Author: adventurous really tough guy senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48424437) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM Author: Galvanic pisswyrm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48424438) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:51 AM Author: Startling incel elastic band The "wedding" wasn't at a church? You did nothing wrong. If they thought that their ceremony was so important maybe they should have bothered to sacralize it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48424487) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:29 PM Author: comical amethyst spot This. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48424851) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM Author: violent cyan corn cake mother so much this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48424991) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM Author: pink rebellious depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48425546) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM Author: Laughsome elite location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48428556) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:32 PM Author: Glittery fiercely-loyal resort legend heroic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48424857) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:33 PM Author: lilac death wish 29 jumped the shark. shouldve gone with 26-27. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48424859) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM Author: Soul-stirring fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48424873) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM Author: bright new version organic girlfriend the MC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48424876) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM Author: onyx principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48424917) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:34 PM Author: Out-of-control Plaza I can’t understand making up a story like this and keeping myself short in the flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48425009) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:35 PM Author: Magenta Multi-colored Useless Brakes Story? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48425013) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:36 PM Author: Glittery fiercely-loyal resort legend that's the difference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48425017) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:30 PM Author: Frum Stain Masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48425202) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:57 PM Author: irradiated insanely creepy community account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48425287) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM Author: pink rebellious depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48425548) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM Author: cordovan sinister abode shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48425759) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 PM Author: Soul-stirring fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48426540) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM Author: Laughsome elite location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48428558) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:10 PM Author: Exhilarant sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48428654) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:58 PM Author: comical amethyst spot Not fake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48425084) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:25 PM Author: violent cyan corn cake mother ergo it’s true (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48425183) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:26 PM Author: very tactful supple chapel JM is getting subtler with age (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48425189) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:03 PM Author: Ungodly heaven Even after all these years some people still don't "get" xo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48428610) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:23 PM Author: Mind-boggling carnelian dilemma "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:27 PM Author: vivacious mediation parlour 34 year old "bride"? Birth control body? Not in a church?
Doesn't sound like you were at a wedding at all, champ. |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:47 PM Author: comical amethyst spot Is that supposed to insult me? As if I give a shit about the bride? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48425746) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:51 PM Author: cordovan sinister abode shitlib Subpoena the bodycam footage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48425764) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:07 PM Author: Fuchsia histrionic menage twinkling uncleanness 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48426264) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 11:24 PM Author: Cocky house telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48427073) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:50 PM Author: Laughsome elite location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48428553) |
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Date: July 20th, 2025 9:49 PM Author: Startling incel elastic band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#49117690) |