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What do you think Trump’s shitting routine is like?

He’s a Boomer so no wet wipes or bidet. Dry tp all the...
appetizing clown kitty
  01/17/25
Greasy, smeary, floating underformed shit logs. He's the ma...
razzle-dazzle metal idiot temple
  01/17/25
Busy man like him is certainly diapered
Sable Hall Patrolman
  01/17/25
I'm guessing he drops some rancid but very respectable logs ...
zippy stirring dog poop twinkling uncleanness
  01/17/25
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appetizing clown kitty
  01/17/25
Trump doesn’t use the internet
vivacious rough-skinned crackhouse stain
  01/17/25
He’s a 5 minute guy. He doesn’t masturbate eithe...
charcoal jewess
  01/17/25
agreed he was like that most of his life but he’s Old ...
appetizing clown kitty
  10/01/25
there have been regular reports for years from varied source...
Dashing Shitlib
  01/18/25
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spectacular hyperventilating casino
  01/18/25
he squats and using a Turkish toilet would explain his lo...
Irradiated Sick Alpha
  01/18/25
if he had to squat to shit, he'd fall over and die no way...
Fiercely-loyal kitchen famous landscape painting
  10/01/25
Don't know but he definitely poasts from the crapper
aphrodisiac fantasy-prone plaza
  10/01/25
in shower, pushed it down drain with foot
Duck-like Sound Barrier
  10/01/25


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Date: January 17th, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: appetizing clown kitty

He’s a Boomer so no wet wipes or bidet. Dry tp all the way.

He’s Old, has a bad diet, and doesn’t drink booze, so I’m guessing he gets constipated. He’s probably in there a while.

I’d guess he reads Fox News on his phone, but again, as a Boomer maybe he has a paper copy of the New York Post or something in there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5665107&forum_id=2...id#48561591)



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Date: January 17th, 2025 7:26 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle metal idiot temple

Greasy, smeary, floating underformed shit logs. He's the man, but he has to have fatty liver so he has to be pooping slurry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5665107&forum_id=2...id#48561639)



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Date: January 17th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: Sable Hall Patrolman

Busy man like him is certainly diapered

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Date: January 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: zippy stirring dog poop twinkling uncleanness

I'm guessing he drops some rancid but very respectable logs each morning but is irritated throughout the day

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Date: January 17th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: appetizing clown kitty



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Date: January 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: vivacious rough-skinned crackhouse stain

Trump doesn’t use the internet

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Date: January 17th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: charcoal jewess

He’s a 5 minute guy. He doesn’t masturbate either

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Date: October 1st, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: appetizing clown kitty

agreed he was like that most of his life but he’s Old now

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Date: January 18th, 2025 2:36 AM
Author: Dashing Shitlib

there have been regular reports for years from varied sources of him being diapered and lacking bowel control.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5665107&forum_id=2...id#48562404)



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Date: January 18th, 2025 2:39 AM
Author: spectacular hyperventilating casino



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Date: January 18th, 2025 2:45 AM
Author: Irradiated Sick Alpha

he squats and using a Turkish toilet

would explain his longevity

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Date: October 1st, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal kitchen famous landscape painting

if he had to squat to shit, he'd fall over and die

no way he has the hip, knee, or ankle flexibility to do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5665107&forum_id=2...id#49317324)



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Date: October 1st, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: aphrodisiac fantasy-prone plaza

Don't know but he definitely poasts from the crapper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5665107&forum_id=2...id#49317330)



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Date: October 1st, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Duck-like Sound Barrier

in shower, pushed it down drain with foot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5665107&forum_id=2...id#49317335)