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Annnnnd this is why you never try to hook up with a coworker

We were joking about sex and then she said “everyone t...
House of worship
  07/26/25
R u very masculine ? also girls like being treated poorly i ...
VoteRepublican
  07/26/25
smooth
grievance officer
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msj
  07/26/25
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.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
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richard clock
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cock of michael obama
  07/26/25
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WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER
  07/26/25
What kind of retard interacts with women at work except when...
40-50x more gay and autistic than you
  07/26/25
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&fo...
Fucking Fuckface
  07/26/25
180
mountain cat
  07/26/25
Awkward
dirigible behemothaur
  07/26/25
You only legitimate defense is to fuck HR in your Monday mee...
Fucking Fuckface
  07/26/25
Fun fact: not HR but a girl on another department I fucked m...
House of worship
  07/26/25
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Upper Middle Class Dad in quarter zip golf pullove
  07/26/25
no condom, full explosion tp
Master Purchase Agreement
  07/27/25
follow up with an offer to let her hold a phone pre-dialed t...
msj
  07/26/25
Just text “IN MINECRAFT” right now to her and th...
QueenLaBEEFah
  07/26/25
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Master Purchase Agreement
  07/27/25
she’s really upset (and confused) about your use of th...
Terry Bollea Did Nothing Wrong
  07/26/25
The only time I hooked up with a coworker it was entirely he...
.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,...,,..,.,.,
  07/26/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
my dog is a bigger TRUMP fan than I am
  07/26/25
This lmao. Why wife is fuming saying I “cheated”...
House of worship
  07/26/25
I hooked up with a chick at work and when I tried to break i...
He flexed his right muscle.
  07/26/25
The chick I talk about freshman year above we were super int...
House of worship
  07/26/25
Hot
United Negro Coffin Fund
  07/26/25
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Master Purchase Agreement
  07/27/25
“I think i can undo the damage if i text her about my ...
queensbridge benzo
  07/26/25
More like me masturbating to her two months of complaining t...
House of worship
  07/26/25
Be handsome Be attractive Dont be unattractive
Metal Up Your Ass
  07/26/25
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Terry Bollea Did Nothing Wrong
  07/26/25
I’m 6’7
House of worship
  07/26/25
In the eyes of the law, sexual harassment must be REPEATED. ...
[insert moniker of stupid retarded faggot]
  07/26/25
Your chats are being read by a fifty eight year old HR lawye...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  07/26/25
Honestly I keep this job for the health insurance. I make he...
House of worship
  07/26/25
The whole point of having wealth, if you’re a degenera...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  07/26/25
Yeah it’s just flame. It me jm I’ve been running...
House of worship
  07/26/25
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Master Purchase Agreement
  07/27/25
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fulano
  07/27/25
Why on earth would you ever put that in writing?
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  07/26/25
I’m horny as shit lol.
House of worship
  07/26/25
You should have just paid for an escort.
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  07/26/25
Disgusting.
House of worship
  07/26/25
You didn't get laid and are getting fired.
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  07/26/25
I make this company $150 million a year I’m getting a ...
House of worship
  07/26/25
Peterman, the Flying J doesn’t recognize the chili dog...
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I hooked up with a girl at work once. When I broke it off sh...
WWMD (what would Malkmus do)
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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: House of worship

We were joking about sex and then she said “everyone thinks we’re hooking up lmao”

I wrote “if we ever hooked up it would end you for other guys.”

She was like “lol what does that mean?”

I said “the shit I would do to you would ruin any other guys experience when you look at them with displeasure after having me.”

She went radio silence, reported me and I have a meeting at 10 am on Monday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49132868)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: VoteRepublican (A true Chad!! where's your gf/wifew?)

R u very masculine ? also girls like being treated poorly i read it on intenret

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49133777)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: grievance officer

smooth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49132870)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: msj



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49132928)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49133704)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: richard clock



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49133741)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: cock of michael obama



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49132875)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49132881)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: 40-50x more gay and autistic than you

What kind of retard interacts with women at work except when absolutely necessary, and always with a third party witness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49132891)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132868

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49132921)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: mountain cat

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49132900)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: dirigible behemothaur

Awkward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49132923)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

You only legitimate defense is to fuck HR in your Monday meeting to prove that you would have ruined the initial co-worker for other guys. It's the only way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49132924)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: House of worship

Fun fact: not HR but a girl on another department I fucked my freshman year of college. First girl I ever went no condom, full explosion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49132982)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: Upper Middle Class Dad in quarter zip golf pullove



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49133316)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:28 AM
Author: Master Purchase Agreement (No Future)

no condom, full explosion tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49134188)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: msj

follow up with an offer to let her hold a phone pre-dialed to 911 so that she feels safe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49132930)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:03 PM
Author: QueenLaBEEFah

Just text “IN MINECRAFT” right now to her and then show HR on Monday and all should be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49132950)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:28 AM
Author: Master Purchase Agreement (No Future)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49134186)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Terry Bollea Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW)

she’s really upset (and confused) about your use of the passive voice



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49132960)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,...,,..,.,., ( )


The only time I hooked up with a coworker it was entirely her idea and she was fresh off a divorce. Recent divorcees are 180, they're seriously in need of male validation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49132961)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: my dog is a bigger TRUMP fan than I am (Fight! Fight! Fight!)

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49132962)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: House of worship

This lmao. Why wife is fuming saying I “cheated” I said I’m a scumbag but it’s not cheating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49132979)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: He flexed his right muscle.

I hooked up with a chick at work and when I tried to break it off she faked a pregnancy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49132966)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: House of worship

The chick I talk about freshman year above we were super into each other physically and she tossed her birth control out the window as part of foreplay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49132985)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: United Negro Coffin Fund

Hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49133017)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:28 AM
Author: Master Purchase Agreement (No Future)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49134189)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: queensbridge benzo

“I think i can undo the damage if i text her about my neighbors masturbation habits” (doodiko

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49132987)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: House of worship

More like me masturbating to her two months of complaining to me morning and night about her “dating experiences.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49132991)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

Be handsome

Be attractive

Dont be unattractive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49133014)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:04 PM
Author: Terry Bollea Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49133033)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: House of worship

I’m 6’7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49133039)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: [insert moniker of stupid retarded faggot]

In the eyes of the law, sexual harassment must be REPEATED. You get one free shot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49133084)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:25 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

Your chats are being read by a fifty eight year old HR lawyer with a sensible haircut and three cats. She's annotating them with definitions from Urban Dictionary (a real thing HR investigations do). Her sense of humor extends no further than season 4 of Cheers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49133676)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: House of worship

Honestly I keep this job for the health insurance. I make her entire salary 4 individual days a week and lose her salary one day a week. I don’t care. I need to fuck this chick (yes the HR worker and the OP chick).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49133701)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:19 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

The whole point of having wealth, if you’re a degenerate, is being unaccountable. If you’re loaded, why do you care about any of this? Or are you just content creating for us, in which case, 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49133853)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:20 PM
Author: House of worship

Yeah it’s just flame. It me jm I’ve been running three different flames at any given time in the last 20 years. I’m house of worship today. Also “corporate deposition.” All from one account so switching gets confusing lol,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49133859)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: Master Purchase Agreement (No Future)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49134190)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:55 AM
Author: fulano



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49134211)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


Why on earth would you ever put that in writing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49133710)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: House of worship

I’m horny as shit lol.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49133720)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


You should have just paid for an escort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49133739)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:43 PM
Author: House of worship

Disgusting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49133746)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


You didn't get laid and are getting fired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49133784)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: House of worship

I make this company $150 million a year I’m getting a slap on the wrist and they’ll probably convince the chick to fuck me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49133823)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:35 PM
Author: this page intentionally left blank

Peterman, the Flying J doesn’t recognize the chili dogs truckers eat after buttfucking you as revenue you generated, sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49133884)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:41 AM
Author: WWMD (what would Malkmus do) ((zurich is stained))

I hooked up with a girl at work once. When I broke it off she tried to kill herself in the office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49134202)