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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
electric well-lubricated shrine potus
  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
poppy startling mexican
  07/26/25
lol bro you never forget that.
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We’ve all been there
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The giver or the taker lol
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At a bar
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Hence “closest”
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poppy startling mexican
  07/26/25
If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
Swashbuckling space genital piercing
  07/26/25
It is what it is.
odious candlestick maker
  07/26/25
I know what to say
Laughsome fear-inspiring nursing home
  07/26/25
Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up...
electric well-lubricated shrine potus
  07/27/25
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Bearded Locale
  07/27/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
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odious candlestick maker
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Woah Cr
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We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts m...
arousing location
  07/26/25
Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with...
vivacious skinny woman
  07/26/25
Not jm, House of Worship tp
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I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship threa...
poppy startling mexican
  07/26/25
(who did it)
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odious candlestick maker
  07/26/25
gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare
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  07/26/25
which dad tp
avocado theatre famous landscape painting
  07/27/25
better luck next time!
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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: electric well-lubricated shrine potus

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133071)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: poppy startling mexican

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133354)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: electric well-lubricated shrine potus

lol bro you never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133360)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: odious candlestick maker



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Cyan insecure forum pervert



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: infuriating lascivious kitty

We’ve all been there

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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: electric well-lubricated shrine potus

The giver or the taker lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133092)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: bearded ape hall

At a bar

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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: odious candlestick maker



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: Pink liquid oxygen



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: at-the-ready milk



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Peach Stead Jap



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Very Tactful Lay



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: vibrant nighttime preventive strike locus



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: Seedy Exciting Deer Antler



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: electric well-lubricated shrine potus



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: bistre rebellious fortuitous meteor



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: vivacious skinny woman



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: rose stirring pistol



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Territorial giraffe jewess



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: stimulating box office



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Dragon



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:46 PM
Author: white blathering corner gay wizard



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: razzle navy gaming laptop school cafeteria



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Histrionic Wagecucks Sanctuary

Not hygienic

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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: poppy startling mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133318)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Swashbuckling space genital piercing

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: electric well-lubricated shrine potus

Hence “closest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133341)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: poppy startling mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133351)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Swashbuckling space genital piercing

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: odious candlestick maker

It is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133893)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Laughsome fear-inspiring nursing home

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133943)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: electric well-lubricated shrine potus

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Bearded Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49134955)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: thriller self-absorbed macaca volcanic crater

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133340)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: odious candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133765)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Shaky quadroon

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133345)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: vivacious skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133752)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Smoky mother haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133352)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: bistre rebellious fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133510)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: arousing location

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133761)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: vivacious skinny woman

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133774)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: electric well-lubricated shrine potus

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: poppy startling mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133864)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Ungodly Hairy Legs



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: poppy startling mexican

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: 180 mahogany base roast beef

(who did it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133945)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: odious candlestick maker



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: narrow-minded chapel ladyboy

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133978)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: avocado theatre famous landscape painting

which dad tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49134037)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: Brass abusive house

better luck next time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49134975)