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MLB announcer suspended for saying "thank you for your attention to this batter"

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bateful indecent market
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wild site headpube
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citrine splenetic stain
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Idiotic famous landscape painting
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ChatGPT 5, can you explain why this is funny? Sure &mdash...
citrine splenetic stain
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Racy ocher parlour nibblets
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amber greedy prole
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Cheese-eating Box Office Trust Fund
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Date: August 10th, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: bateful indecent market



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Date: August 10th, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: wild site headpube



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Date: August 10th, 2025 12:22 PM
Author: citrine splenetic stain



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Date: August 10th, 2025 12:50 PM
Author: Idiotic famous landscape painting



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Date: August 10th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: citrine splenetic stain

ChatGPT 5, can you explain why this is funny?

Sure — the humor comes from how absurdly mild and non-offensive the statement is compared to the kind of things that usually get someone suspended.

Normally, when you hear “MLB announcer suspended for saying…” you expect the quote to be something obviously offensive, inappropriate, or controversial. But here, the line — “thank you for your attention to this batter” — is overly polite and completely harmless, almost like something an elementary school teacher might say.

That mismatch creates the joke:

1. Set-up expectation: “Suspended for saying…” primes you for something outrageous or scandalous.

2. Punchline: Instead, the “offense” is absurdly innocent and banal.

3. Humor mechanism: It’s essentially a deadpan parody of overblown reactions, poking fun at the idea of people being punished for trivial or misunderstood remarks.

It works because the reader’s brain fills in a gap: “Wait… that’s it?!” That surprise is where the laugh comes from.

If you want, I can also break down why this fits a specific type of internet humor style.

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Date: August 10th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Racy ocher parlour nibblets



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Date: August 10th, 2025 7:52 PM
Author: amber greedy prole



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Date: August 10th, 2025 7:52 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Box Office Trust Fund



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