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Tried to act like gen z last night and got the shit kicked out of me

Buddy invited me to this alumni thing where all the alumni m...
Well-lubricated 180 temple
  08/15/25
ty detbibto
indecent claret alpha
  08/15/25
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twinkling church building
  08/15/25
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Demanding Box Office
  08/15/25
Unbelievable but why didn't you pull out ur open carry AR an...
Coral Lay
  08/15/25
link to this guy's recruiting profile
Trip Pink Garrison
  08/15/25
No link but the reason he wasn’t with her at the bar b...
Well-lubricated 180 temple
  08/15/25
all the big time recruits have an ESPN and 247 profile. he's...
Trip Pink Garrison
  08/15/25
No I have his profile this is D1 boiiii
Well-lubricated 180 temple
  08/15/25
I see this happen a lot
Copper outnumbered windowlicker
  08/15/25
This happens all the time
slap-happy doobsian faggot firefighter idiot
  08/15/25
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rambunctious legend
  08/15/25
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Crimson stage striped hyena
  08/15/25
Did you let her/them know you were an attorney and officer o...
Nofapping Location
  08/15/25
Yikes
Well-lubricated 180 temple
  08/15/25
Why
Well-lubricated 180 temple
  08/16/25
johnsmeyer
beady-eyed fat ankles
  08/16/25
No I’m DETBIBTO.
Well-lubricated 180 temple
  08/16/25
She’s immediately uncomfortable and I’m 40 tp
bronze out-of-control stain
  08/16/25
Great line. He still has it.
titillating metal boistinker
  08/16/25
NFL QB alumni was launching cantaloupes tp
Maize Pontificating Stag Film
  08/16/25


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Date: August 15th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Well-lubricated 180 temple

Buddy invited me to this alumni thing where all the alumni mix at the bars with the incoming freshman football players. I go and see this super hot 18 year old freshman and go up to her and start talking. She’s wearing short shorts so I put my hand on her leg. She’s immediately uncomfortable and I’m 40.

My teeth are yellow I can see it in the bar mirror and my hair looks like I’m holding on. She asked me to take my hand off her leg and I did but she thanked me and kept talking to me smiling. Her boyfriend walks over he’s 6’5 jacked out of his mind and I find out 18 years old too. Top prospect.

When he tells me to get away and stop talking to his girl I yell “THIS BITCH IS FOR THE STREEEEEETS!”

Him and 5 others pummel me to the ground and kick the shit out of me. I call the police and they basically say hey your injuries aren’t that bad you took it like a champ! I think bc they didn’t want to do a report. I insisted on taking a report then they threaten me that if I want a report I can get one too for touching her leg. They nod at me and say you sure you wanna go that route?

I say ok I’m outta here. I guess Gen Z wins with their broccoli hair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762713&forum_id=2...id#49187534)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: indecent claret alpha

ty detbibto

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Date: August 15th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: twinkling church building



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Date: August 15th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Demanding Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762713&forum_id=2...id#49187554)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 11:46 AM
Author: Coral Lay

Unbelievable but why didn't you pull out ur open carry AR and see if those football players can catch 50 cal rounds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762713&forum_id=2...id#49187555)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 11:49 AM
Author: Trip Pink Garrison

link to this guy's recruiting profile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762713&forum_id=2...id#49187560)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Well-lubricated 180 temple

No link but the reason he wasn’t with her at the bar bc everyone was in the back behind the bar screaming while a current NFL QB alumni at that school was launching cantaloupes (next door grocery store was closed but unlocked) as a joke to the 18 year old wide receivers while a million drunk kids were screaming I didn’t wanna watch. I wanted to go for the girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762713&forum_id=2...id#49187575)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: Trip Pink Garrison

all the big time recruits have an ESPN and 247 profile. he's probably a cheerleader. you got mogged by a cheerleader.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762713&forum_id=2...id#49187597)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 12:09 PM
Author: Well-lubricated 180 temple

No I have his profile this is D1 boiiii

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762713&forum_id=2...id#49187610)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: Copper outnumbered windowlicker

I see this happen a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762713&forum_id=2...id#49187602)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 12:06 PM
Author: slap-happy doobsian faggot firefighter idiot

This happens all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762713&forum_id=2...id#49187604)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: rambunctious legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762713&forum_id=2...id#49187724)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Crimson stage striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762713&forum_id=2...id#49187727)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Nofapping Location

Did you let her/them know you were an attorney and officer of the Court?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762713&forum_id=2...id#49187769)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Well-lubricated 180 temple

Yikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762713&forum_id=2...id#49188561)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Well-lubricated 180 temple

Why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762713&forum_id=2...id#49189688)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 9:44 AM
Author: beady-eyed fat ankles

johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762713&forum_id=2...id#49189695)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: Well-lubricated 180 temple

No I’m DETBIBTO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762713&forum_id=2...id#49189724)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 9:48 AM
Author: bronze out-of-control stain

She’s immediately uncomfortable and I’m 40 tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762713&forum_id=2...id#49189707)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: titillating metal boistinker

Great line. He still has it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762713&forum_id=2...id#49189718)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: Maize Pontificating Stag Film

NFL QB alumni was launching cantaloupes tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762713&forum_id=2...id#49189715)