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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
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Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
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, he lisped
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Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
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  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
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I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
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  08/31/25
...
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Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
olive hissy fit
  08/31/25
delusional take
Magenta gas station
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
olive hissy fit
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
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  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
olive hissy fit
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
bearded galvanic heaven newt
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
olive hissy fit
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
cobalt razzle-dazzle casino twinkling uncleanness
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
olive hissy fit
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
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  08/31/25
so mad kenny
bearded galvanic heaven newt
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
olive hissy fit
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
olive hissy fit
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
olive hissy fit
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
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  09/05/25
...
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  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
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alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
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  09/05/25
...
olive hissy fit
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
olive hissy fit
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
bearded galvanic heaven newt
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
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We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
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  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
olive hissy fit
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
chocolate diverse mad-dog skullcap
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
olive hissy fit
  09/05/25
Kenny
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  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
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Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
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Fulano the Brown Molester
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Explain
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#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
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#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
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  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
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  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
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  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
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  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
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  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
olive hissy fit
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
olive hissy fit
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: cobalt razzle-dazzle casino twinkling uncleanness

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: vermilion school potus

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: olive hissy fit

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: overrated lascivious area crotch

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: exhilarant tanning salon genital piercing

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Jade sneaky criminal hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Grizzly skinny woman

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Costumed church

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: cobalt razzle-dazzle casino twinkling uncleanness

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Costumed church

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Magenta gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: olive hissy fit

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Magenta gas station

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: olive hissy fit

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: brindle heady striped hyena national

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: olive hissy fit

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: bearded galvanic heaven newt

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: olive hissy fit

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: cobalt razzle-dazzle casino twinkling uncleanness

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: olive hissy fit

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: cobalt razzle-dazzle casino twinkling uncleanness

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: bearded galvanic heaven newt

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: olive hissy fit

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: olive hissy fit

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: olive hissy fit

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: bearded galvanic heaven newt

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: olive hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Honey-headed thriller knife indian lodge

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: bearded galvanic heaven newt

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: olive hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: olive hissy fit

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: bearded galvanic heaven newt

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: cobalt razzle-dazzle casino twinkling uncleanness

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: chocolate diverse mad-dog skullcap

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: olive hissy fit

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: chocolate diverse mad-dog skullcap

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: olive hissy fit

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: bearded galvanic heaven newt

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: cobalt razzle-dazzle casino twinkling uncleanness

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Demanding point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: olive hissy fit

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Demanding point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: cobalt razzle-dazzle casino twinkling uncleanness

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: olive hissy fit

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: bateful coldplay fan step-uncle's house

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: cobalt razzle-dazzle casino twinkling uncleanness

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: light stirring friendly grandma

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: cobalt razzle-dazzle casino twinkling uncleanness

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: olive hissy fit

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: cobalt razzle-dazzle casino twinkling uncleanness

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: brindle heady striped hyena national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: olive hissy fit

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: olive hissy fit

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: olive hissy fit

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: olive hissy fit

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: olive hissy fit

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: olive hissy fit

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49592738)