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Hypo: $1mm cash or a two year guaranteed starter contract with Savannah Bananas

Assume the contract is $125k per year and you get to start
Puce Milk Resort
  09/05/25
Could I still do high-end / extreme legal work on the side w...
scarlet adventurous fortuitous meteor potus
  09/05/25
You won't have time due to the constant travel, sold out sta...
Puce Milk Resort
  09/06/25
What if I really pushed myself to the limits of human potent...
scarlet adventurous fortuitous meteor potus
  09/06/25
the million dollars lmao
razzle-dazzle pearl university
  09/05/25
Do I become as good at baseball as the average Banana starte...
curious slate hell indirect expression
  09/06/25
you will be as good as you can get at the constant practice ...
Puce Milk Resort
  09/06/25


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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Puce Milk Resort

Assume the contract is $125k per year and you get to start

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770284&forum_id=2...id#49240174)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:42 PM
Author: scarlet adventurous fortuitous meteor potus

Could I still do high-end / extreme legal work on the side while playing for the Bananas? (Call it a “for the love of the game” clause.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770284&forum_id=2...id#49240209)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Puce Milk Resort

You won't have time due to the constant travel, sold out stadium shows, fan meet and greets, and pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770284&forum_id=2...id#49240530)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 10:47 AM
Author: scarlet adventurous fortuitous meteor potus

What if I really pushed myself to the limits of human potential, embraced deep evening hours, carried a legal support team with me on the road, soldiers who wrought and frolicked and fought with me, willingly took 6 am board meetings, midnight conference calls, still rose to the moments of sheer governance crisis, set aside carveouts in the training schedule for client check-ins, had a specific mobile legal suite that came with during travel, state of the art and no expense spared, anything to not abandon the practice of law and keep my heart singing between weary journeyman stints of forced baseball playing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770284&forum_id=2...id#49240748)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle pearl university

the million dollars lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770284&forum_id=2...id#49240213)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:44 AM
Author: curious slate hell indirect expression

Do I become as good at baseball as the average Banana starter? Even though I played a little ball in college (SEC school, Cape Cod summer league), I'm probably no longer as good as the average starting Bananas.

If accepting the hypo comes with the associated skill and athleticism, it would be 180 and an absolute peak experience to travel around the country with your bros, hitting dingers, getting blasted every night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770284&forum_id=2...id#49240303)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: Puce Milk Resort

you will be as good as you can get at the constant practice and playing games as you can achieve. You will be a right fielder otherwise and have a guaranteed starting position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770284&forum_id=2...id#49240579)